going to bed
goodnight zac
>>663083834
Oh, ok. I don't remember saying anything about nipples.
Good night, drunk prince.
Dont wake up
>>663083918
>>663083938
I meant those little nipples. I can see how that may have been confusing.
>>663083759
Only if you promise to wash first. Want me to play Siege with you at all? Might help shake some of the wiggles out. Murdering digital characters is good for stress relief.
>>663083918
>>663083938
I love both of you
kaybe a little less though
>>663083963
stop being such a grumpy stupid fuck and get over yourslef
Legendary.
>>663084013
Don't ask me, I'm not attracted to things I can go to jail for screwing.
>>663084093
>tfw no1
>>663084073
No, tell me how im a mental fuckup and will never achieve anything in life like you like to tell me.
>>663084114
I don't think you can go to jail for screwing a 2D image. Maybe some sort of abstract prison. That sounds like a good twilight zone episode.
>>663084093
Drown in your own drunken vomit
>>663084302
Not in America (freedom, god bless) but actually 2d cp is bannu in some countries.
Nibi's having his period again.
The comic he just posted features a character bleeding from the crotch. You are 100% right.
>>663084436
He should be dead from blood loss seeing as how much he bleeds on these threads.
>>663084304
Id rather drown in yoru delicious semen
>>663084536
go to bed zac
>>663084203
We've been over this Nibi, do not bring up ghosts of the past. You apologized to me and I apologized to you, stirring up history does no one any good. Now, do you want Papa Barry to rock you to sleep with the sweet sound of "ENEMY SPOTTED" or not? Otherwise I will keep watching Clone Wars until I go to bed.
i hate being sick
>>663084096
I wonder if i'm the only person who get's this reference? I don't feel too many people saw this movie.
>>663084745
Please feel better
What you gonna show me fam?
What you gonna show me bro?
i'm posting now
>>663084443
Did he just rip his dick off whilst giving a reach around?
>rude
>>663084835
I'll show you the door, just not where your pants are
>>663084910
Cut it off. There's a knife in there.
>>663084834
in time
>>663084969
Right, not having a one night stand with you then.
>>663084973
Its still poor etiquite
>>663085052
Should've had a safeword.
>>663084752
it's saw but like, who cares
>>663084987
Please don't die
>>663085038
I'll just give you some yoga pants instead, fair deal?
>>663085224
i'm sure i'm not going to die
>>663085113
As long as we're making impossible requests, can I get a unicorn?
>>663085249
Ehh, deal. I'll wear pants I don't want over anyway.
nibi why edge
>>663085301
>>663085286
Good.
>>663085343
~
>>663085352
>>663085447
I totally want to try on yoga pants too.
>>663085447
hello spawn
>>663085177
Careful kid, might cut yourself on all that edgyness
>>663085489
Keep them legs shaved, and you can.
>>663085584
Hello Sire Dominic
I swear to fuck
I hate people
This room at the uni is specifically called the chill out zone
It's a place where you can take a nap if you're tired
But at the moment it's filled with a bunch of shitheads who are taking up all the bean bags and won't stop talking.
>>663085718
Sounds like a disgusting fucking hippy college.
>>663085693
Eww, hairy legs. I can't even.
>>663085718
Find the cutest one and curl up in his lap.
>>663085839
They should all be fined.
>>663085859
Hell no.
>>663085718
murder is always an option
>>663085930
I can't think of any reason it's not a good idea.
>>663085693
>>663085718
You know where else is a cool place you can take a nap if you're tired? Your room.
>>663086012
The problem with sleeping in ones' room is that sometimes your room just feels like all the shit you have to do.
the problem with sleeping in general is that one must wake up
>>663085859
>shaving your legs
Yeah, let's just adopt all of the stupid high maintenance things that girls do because we're morons
oh wait, let's not do that.
>>663086244
>>663086244
>>663086244
>>663085984
An option which isn't exactly legal.
>>663086000
None of them were cute.
>>663086012
Yeah, that'd be great if I actually wanted a nap and had more than an hour break in which cycling back and forth to my domicile wouldn't be a waste of time.
Not necessarily.
>>663086244
Personal preference, amorcito mio.
>>663086298
Well that'd be a good reason.
>>663086008
>>663086298
people do lots of things while they're illegal
>>663085301
>>663086439
>>663086244
>>663086244
>>663086244
>>663086244
>>663086244
I tried being a prissy gay once, shit's too much work.
>>663086496
Every time I try not shaving my legs I want to kill myself.
you're just being contrarian, as usual
>>663086361
>>663086334
They've fucked off now. I hope next time they get caught by the staff.
>>663086373
Yeah, but I don't think I could get away with it.
Me?
>>663086631
enjoy your nap gote
>>663086631
there's nothing to see if there's nobody to see it
>>663086668
I'm not napping, I just want to lie down and have some peace and quiet.
>>663086561
Yeah see that's me every time I try shaving them. I cannot however go without shaving my face, shit just gets too damn itchy
>>663086763
I think I might have a bad time trying to commit genocide.
>>663086561
Contain your inner woman, eat some kale and greek yogurt
>>663086565
>>663086885
do not talk shit on kale and greek yogurt
>>663086770
Ah, yeah. That's why I like being up in the middle of the night. There are drawbacks, but the entire building being empty except for individuals' rooms is so nice.
>>663086787
When I'm older I could see myself rocking a well kept beard. I can't grow anything that isn't nasty right now, though.
>>663086885
>kale
EW
>greek yogurt
actually yogurt is p. cool
>>663085642
Oh boy, so original.
Go back to Reddit, please.
i bet you also hate arugula and spinach, you freak.
I love spinach actually.
No thoughts on arugula since I've either never had it or don't remember when I do.
>contain your inner woman, eat some kale and greek yogurt
>contain your inner woman
>kale and greek yogurt
>woman
>kale and greek yogurt
Unless of course that was SUPPOSED to be the joke.
Spinach is quite healthy.
>>663086940
Sssh I'm making an example
>>663086945
Just get off your period first , and I'll give you the yoga pants
You know what else is super healthy? Sweet potatoes. And they're delicious in like every imaginable form. I just learned recently how good they are for you.
>>663087260
b-but freebleeding
sweet potatos are okay.
>>663087260
o sorry, i just can't be havin people disrespect my greens
>>663087339
T O U C H // T H E // E A R S
Amazing. They're AMAZING. Especially in homemade potato chip form.
>>663087474
Boop the snoot.
i prefer them as wedges.
>>663087339
I can never tell if I'm actually buying sweet potatoes
>>663087339
I'm not sticking my dick in something that's already bleeding
>>663087466
I just can't eat kale raw, that's too ew
Thinner tends to be better in my potato experience. Allows whatever you cook them with to disseminate more easily.
>>663087641
What do you mean?
>>663087662
I don't like the implications of "already" there.
oven-baked, so doesn't matter much
>>663087662
i put it in smoothies, i agree that it is disgusting alone
>>663087735
Actually, nevermind.
I'm always buying white potatoes.
Even so. I wonder if mashed sweet potatoes would be any good.
>>663087902
Sweet potatoes are white, it's yams that are orange. Which I think are just sweet potatoes, but orange...and called yams.
no, that's kind of gross.
>>663087954
Right, I just checked some pictures. I've always stuck to white potatoes.
>>663087735
It's nothing bad I promise!
>>663087862
Thank you, now if only we could tell all women that
How do you know? Have you tried it?
>>663088062
They're fairly differently shaped.
>>663088131
i-if you say sso
More like going to jail
yes
>>663088131
i never interact with women.
What's the problem with it?
>>663088134
I dunno if I've ever tried sweet ones. Not sure where to get them.
>>663088336
Just, like, the supermarket.
>>663088370
tastes like mushed up candy corn
>>663088432
Maybe they're uncommon in Bongistan.
When you put it like that it sounds absolutely godawful.
Anyway bye~
>>663088468
I probably wouldn't like them anyway...
shrug
Bye
are you leeeeeeeaving spawn
>>663088848
Maybe, I should sleep after all
>>663089235
okay byeeeeeeeeee
ded
I'm back.
>>663093147
what's going on
>>663093322
Chicken fingers
FOR
BREAKFAST
>>663093147
ok
>>663093385
nice
>>663093420
I don't know why the cafeteria decided to subject me to this.
>>663093408
Hi neflakes.
going for a nap
>>663093574
maybe they just hate you and want you to get fat
>>663093574
Sup, chicken fingers aside?
>>663093684
That'll never happen, I am on the cheapest imaginable meal plan to avoid that exact circumstance.
>>663093702
Not a whole lot. I don't have class for another 3 hours yet, so I'm just going to be blissfully idle for a little while.
I really like my schedule, except for the part where I can't seem to wake up at a normal time and instead sleep 4 hours before sitting up all night shitposting.
>>663093854
Oh nice. I'm about to find out how much money I am going to blow on school this semester.
>>663094209
Yeah, I need to buy thirty quintillion dollars of textbooks and textbook accessories sometime this week. No fucking chill I swear.
>>663094316
Oh, turns out the information is available tomorrow. My wallets nightmare waits another day
Your fees probably a lot higher than mine, since mine is only the equivalent of community college.
>>663094510
My actual college fees are bupkis; I get tuition remission because my mom's a professor. It's everything else they're nickle and diming me on.
>>663094605
Oh, easy then
Yeah text books are brutal.
Urgh, my schedule is busier than last semester. More work, less days off, more difficulty in getting my roster not to clash
Balls
>>663094754
17 credits and a job and I'm still going to spend all day, err day shitposting. Life's not worth living if I can't waste it doing jack shit on 4chan.
>>663094811
I'm mostly worried about the schedule clashing, since last semester I ended up getting so sick due to sleep issues I was fucked up for a month straight
>>663094938
I remember that. I thought you said you didn't know why you couldn't sleep, though.
>>663095036
Oh, that's just summer insomnia.
This is 6 months of having a sleep pattern that changes daily. I dunno how NEETs can do it.
I guess working in a place where sick people cough in my face fairly often did not help. Sleep weakened the immune system, sick patrons hit me with the diseases. Wombo combo.
>>663095252
> I dunno how NEETs can do it.
I can't even really do it if I have more days than a weekend off. When I have tuesday/thursday or mwf schedules I always get fucked up really badly on the off days.
Too much artificial light, too little sun calibration.
>>663095452
I can do it with multiple days off, but even then it loosely resembles a routine.
During the last school thing however it was just chaotic. I'd go from work to school to work some days and other days it would be normal. Some days I'd have to do things during the day and other times not.
>>663095632
Routine is so important. I find myself dreading days off because I know I'll fuck my own self up out of sheer laziness.
>>663095452
Being nocturnal can be so impossibly peaceful though.
>>663095739
I hate my job sufficiently to look forward to days off.
>>663095928
Harder to shop at night though, which sucks
>>663095928
I'm naturally nocturnal. But the world isn't and I haven't figured out how to get it to LITERALLY revolve around me quite yet.
>>663095978
I like class and feel, thus far, ambivalent about my job. Something about solving the tech problems of absolute idiots is really pleasant.
>>663096091
Three of my friends work at an internet company handling customer help. All three seem pretty happy with their job.
Kinda makes me jealous
>>663096203
It's actually very satisfying to solve a problem someone has. Failing to solve it isn't so great, though.
>>663096354
And you don't need to smile at them
>>663095978
This is very true. Also there's a lot of activities that can only really be done in the day that I very much enjoy, hiking etc etc. Hiking at night is too nerve wracking.
>>663096091
Same. Also, I didn't expect you of all people to be the type to use literally wrong. The world can't literally revolve around you, silly. For that to happen, you'd need a mass greater than 1 planetary unit, which would make you very very fat. I doubt you could use a computer with fingers the size of countries.
>>663096422
Nah, some people actually come in. As hard as it is to believe, I have very good face to face social skills with strangers.
>>663096457
>Hiking at night is too nerve wracking.
Bullshit. Hiking at night is beautiful. And way, way less hot and sunny than hiking during the day.
Literally literally means non-literally, Barry.