YLYL. GO

>>663067560
No

>>663067560
HAHAHAHA I was not expecting that

>>663067560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxTp6FJrMk

>>663067842
>>663067842
Right! Lmao!

that last part was hot, gawd damn n

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Check. Mate.

>>663067842
ahahah yeah tuns out there is a dog under bed hahahah yeah what a lol omg hahah :))) XDDDD

>>663064059

>>663068072
Thanks Obama...

>>663067560
Sauce?

>>663068072
would barely even work unless you're covering the holes in the mask

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>>663067560

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>>663069027
lmfao!!!

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>>663069027

That guy!

>>663070332
You've bested me this time. GG

>>663068167
Anon, I really really like this picture.

>>663068167
only an australian deals in absolutes

>>663067560
Sauce

>>663067560
Hahah lol that was a good one! Can I save this and show it to my friends? Lol jk lmao xD

>>663071244
Got emmmm

>>663071244
Lost

>>663068167
LOST

>>663068072
>be me
>doing my job as a cop
>see some faggot in his car with an oxygen mask on
>notice tons of smoke coming out of it
>turn around
>try to pull him over
>he floors it into a school bus
>10 children died
>he was taken to the hospital
>he's now facing multiple charges including vehicular man slaughter
>fucking niggers

>>663071689
lost every single tiem

>>663071981
0/10 end your life

>>663068167
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>663071227
sauce?

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>>663072179
>telling people to kill themselves

>>663068167
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be

>>663070461
Lost hahaha

>>663069516
These don't even bother me, but can you at least use a different face?

>>663068167
“I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she’s crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says “Your father’s dead.”

It was at that moment that I couldn’t hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

>>663069027
lol, had that happen a couple times. just try again and get over it. nerves can interfere with stuff even when you dont think youre nervous. shits weird.

>>663072191
The TLDR:
I'm mad bro. Real mad. Don't troll on 4chan ir I will make fun of you.

Kek

>>663072243
FSU? You from 304?

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>>663072666
Haha thanks Lori save it its all yours my friends

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>>663072975
Yeah mayne who dis?

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>>663071981
>lost

>>663072193
porn.com/videos/miss-teen-delaware-s-full-length-sex-tape-1289781

>>663071981
nerve gas ?

>>663067560
I think the sauce for op is http://www.xvideos.com/video2221158/latina_daughter_fucked_hard.
It's an spanish couple that worked with Torbe, you can search more videos by the name "Davinia"

>>663071244
did he dieded?

>>663072349
You cant just use fedoras on anything you don't like.

>0/10 kill yourself.

>>663073918
nope, he's now a happy owner of a fish basar in saudi arabia, and lives his life to the fullest...

>>663068167

Kill yourself.

>>663073918
Did you speak English Fagget

>>663067560
What does YLYL mean?

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>>663074027
You cant just tell people to kill themselves because you dont like them

>>663074279
that when you laughyou go kill yourself
Its a depresed people thread

>>663074279
YOLO YOLO

>>663074154

Welcome to 4chan newest of newfags.

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>>663072411
What the fuck did you just fucking say about banana man, you fucking newfag? I’ll have you know banana man is the most commonly known shit post on 4chan, and has been involved in numerous raids on YLYL threads, and has over 300 confirmed threads ruined. He is trained in being funny and is the top picture of people who really really really like this image. You are nothing to him but another target. I "Thanks Lori" with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying "save it friend, it's all yours" over the Internet? Think again, newfag. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Shit posters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You’re fucking dead, newfag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shit post you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with banana man. Not only am I extensively trained in banana man posting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the spiderman and I will use it to its full extent to destroy your little thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn newfag. I will shit "thanks Lori" all over your thread and your thread will drown in it. You’re fucking dead.

>>663074279
YOLO YOLO without the Os cause those are for fags

>>663074388
Actually I can. You don't like me? Tell me to kill myself. That said, go kill yourself.

>>663074607

EAT A FUCKING COCK.

>>663070461
Probably shouldn't have, but lost anyway

>>663074689
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>663074687
Well I hope you become a mature level headed adult one day and grow out of this immature idea that you can say whatever you want just because you're on the internet, because once you start talking shit like this in the real world you'll learn pretty quick you're just a no balls little faggot.

>>663071043
Ok guise what's wrong with this picture?
His reading a book...
Niggers can't read...

>>663075062
>grow out of this immature idea that you can say whatever you want just because you're on the internet

You're in the wrong place friend.

>>663072321
Holy fuck for the love of god please kys.

>>663074027
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

>>663075108
it's actually a spic, if you wanna get specific.

>>663075264
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

>>663074920
kek

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>>663071981
>wasn't funny

>>663072473
she is incredible

>>663075760
hey do you happen to have the template for the face, would like to PS some of my own onto sharks and maybe some black cocks

>>663068510
its a joke you mong

>>663074862

Ok, this is totally bullshit. If you were really a navy seal, you would not be wasting time on 4chan. Plus, a navy seal doesn't "have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps". And a navy seal would not admit to being one online. Dumbass.

>>663072473
Lol

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>>663076156
it's a stupid joke

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>>663071981
moral of the story: dont huff nerve gas while driving your 10 kids to school

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>>663076382

https://youtu.be/IwRz-47ujJI

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>>663071244
who give a little kid a loaded fucking gun??

what the shit, lmao

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>>663076182
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag?

I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.

Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>663076522
'Murrica

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>>663076122
here you go, different anon by the way

>>663076493
I feel dirty for laughing at a cat gif

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>>663072473
reminds me of a nerdier Hayley from american dad

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>>663076684
Whoa holy shit this is taking a turn

>>663075361
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory "insignificant" comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.

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>>663076372
the person who fail to understand a simple but not good joke is still the dumber one

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>>663076973

>>663076890
>>663076558
>>663075361
>>663075273
You got some damn fast hands

>>663073868
>latina
>daughter

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i must say you have won a tasty vagina.

>>663076122
Post on a mega.co.nz. would love to put sometime. If you don't mind... anon

>>663075070
Lost so fucking hard

>>663076890
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.

>>663077255
Thanks Lori

>>663077258
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

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>>663077414

>>663077076
>>663077076
Welcome to /b/. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.
You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.
Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on 4chan in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.
Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to /b/. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.
As /b/ and 4chan slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to /b/. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to loli, furry, guro, and all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.
And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.
Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.
Welcome to your new home.
Welcome to /b/.

>>663077525
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

>>663077440
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

>>663077609
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.

>>663073339
Thats great

>>663077705
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hinge-head.

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>>663077160

https://mega.nz/#!A0REwQSC!mSO5lphw8_U6qFYcfszJAz8Z5Y4q0Zmt76bkY2C36c0

>>663073339
I lost. I have no clue why

>>663077825
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>663076182
It's a pasta dude, calm your titties young neckfuz, you shall one day earn your neckbeard and understand the way of the chan and be forever united with the rest of the Basement dweller clan (via WWW of course)

>>663076684
lol

>>663077705
>>663077825

Cunts stop

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>>663077481

>>663077853
Thanks man.
https://mega.co.nz/#!rUMhnbja!KZJ7I4g9_FanOtdGkJ8Z3__bq1xL_WUdKmK7croEJPQ

>>663077945
You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost in my glorious thread in an attempt to raise your self worth.
Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a RX-7FD and a vintage Fairlady S30 Z with a L28 engine combined with twin turbos. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degrees by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average tripfag. There are many who far surpass me.
I also reached God of the internet status recently so now I will be mythified to hell and back and future archaeologists will unearth the internet and will think I was some kind of powerful historical figure.
By the way, do you have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it.

>>663076609
Mexico*

>>663071981
A faggot and a pig... whata disappointment

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>>663078138
pf. im teh god of univers cyka blyat

>>663078018

No

What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with percision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopity and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeever zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your floobity flop off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't. you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.

>>663077825
>2
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry.
The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child.
I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence.
Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed.
Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.

>>663076522
He took it off of him you blind cuck

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>>663078348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64

>>663076684
Sauceeeee

>>663070461
hahaha

>>663069027
sounds like nerves, shoulda just ate her out.

>>663078385
If you wanna talk like that to me why don’t you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don’t want anymore problems….didn’t think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I’m fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I’ve had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.But in all seriousness, it’s not mine, I got pages of this stuff from Operatorchan just for occasions like these.

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>>663069027
It was the music. It was the beautiful, doset tones. He's not asexual, he's not gay, dude's just a pussy.

>>663078628
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, rebel scum? I'll have you know I was the last Supreme Chancellor of the Republic, and I started the Clone Wars, and I have over 300 controlled solar sectors. I am trained in the Dark Side of the Force and I'm the top Sith in the entire Galactic Empire. Your planet is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe it the fuck out with power the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the holonet? Think again, Jedi. As we speak I am contacting my apprentice from across the galaxy and your rebel base is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 501st, Jedi scum. The 501st that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rebel base. You're fucking dead, Jedi. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without my lightsaber. Not only am I extensively trained in Dark Side combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the galactic Imperial stormtroopers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" destruction of my Death Star was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have retreated your fucking X wing. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn rebel. I will shoot lightning all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Jedi.

>>663071689
Of all the shit, I lose to this. Holy fuck, my sides.

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>>663075241

>>663071981

>be me
>doing my job as a cop
>see some faggot in his car
>notice tons of smoke coming out of it
>turn around
>pull him over
>walk up to his window, ask him why there is so much smoke
>he burned his pancakes.
>he was driving down the mothetfucking road, making pancakes on a griddle, and burned them.

>>663077076
Go back to reddit.

>>663078767
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking nigger? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Neo Nazi, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Black Panthers, and I have over 300 confirmed lynchings. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Ku Klux Klan. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, nigger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Nazis across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, blackie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your race. You’re fucking dead, monkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hang you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with normal rope. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the KKK and I will use it to its full extent to hang your miserable ass off of a tree, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “gangster” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn monkey. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, nigger.

>>663074279
You Lived Your Life

>>663072670
>>663078563
>Justifying that they have the sexual prowess of an 80-year-old

>>663078915
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little support? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my division in Nasus's Agents, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret ganks on every lane, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in counterjungling and I’m the top jungler in all of NA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will camp your lane with the persistence the likes of which has never been seen before in this ELO, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, feeder. As we speak I am looking through my secret network of wards across your jungle and my gank path is being charted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my autoattacks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have also bought 4 doran blades and a hunter's machete and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have disabled /all chat. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>663073339

What kind of pokemon is this

https://youtu.be/oBHCkxhqFWU

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>>663076208
What was the name of this thing?

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>>663074604

>>663078563
This. It used to happen to me a lot when I was younger and if I was drunk. My cock would just tap out some nights. So I'd just eat a bitch out until she told me she couldn't take anymore.

But some bitches especially young ones, are hesitant to let you much their box. When that happened I'd just say, uh, how about we watch a movie? Then they'd call me gay behind my back.

>>663072191
Fucking perfect.

>>663079208
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fairy Patrol, and I've been involved in numerous secret huggs on cutie pies, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in guerilla hugs and I'm the top hugger in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will hug you so hard with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my super duper fun words. You think you can get away with saying that nice stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, cute pie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of huggers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hugs, lamb chop. The hug that wipes out the cute little thing you call your life. You're super awesome, sunshine. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire candy arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to hug your super chocolately smile off of the face of the continent, you little puddin pop. If only you could have known what unholy hugs your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your super tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you super duper guy. I will hug fury all over you and you will drown in it.

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>>663079243
I have no idea

>>663079351
this

Of course, 99 percent of us just scroll past things we dont like, but then theres always one.....or two. What does these postfags think they will get out of their big long rants?? Kiss and make up, then we dont have to scroll so fucking much to get to the porn.

>>663079635
>>663079351

Itazura Switch – Ch. 6

ur welcome fgts

>>663074604

>polcriesevrytiem.jpg

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>>663071689

>>663072473
Used to have her whole set and videos, such a shame I deleted them.

>>663079667
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>663078954
underrated post

>>663079875
Boom! Fucking so good.

>>663071227
some sick bastard took the time to sync up her arm movement.
not very funny but i always like these before/after vids

>>663072191
If you want intellectual company what are you doing here? you are on /b/ the place where 90% are retards and little kids. Don't expect too much.

>>663071244
>oh look, little tim has a gun
>haha
>better keep filming
>haha
>better not tell that guy
>guns are safe
>there are never any bad things happening with guns
>haha
>oh look he
BAM
>haha, the little kid just shot him
>supports NRA

>>663075241
you just ate so much bait m8

>>663071689
Drake? Is that you?

>>663081397
Yes. Who is this?

>>663072243
who the fuck lets their phone get to 2%?

>>663076111
So are your trips

>>663081459
This is dog

>>663081549
You're not my dog, nigger.

>>663071043
we call this an asymmetrical response

>>663067560
Goddamit OP ive seen this so many times and it still makes me piss myself laughing im out.

>>663081646
Woof?

>>663081541
he might be trying to reset his battery
its a thing

>>663067560
god dammit, fuckin lost on the first one

>>663072191
true oldfag right here.
this is what 4chan was at its prime. you get ripped for being a little faggot.
now cancer has infected the /b/eauty of what was, and what could /b/e.
learn newfags, this man is 1337

live on /b/rother

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>>663076800

Does anyone has the webm of the chick that pulls out her rectum, or the one that the girl smokes with the vagina? Thx

>>663076493
no wonder cats hate us

>>663082189
Just get the link off efukt

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>file name

>>663082189
>> what's efuckt

go home cancer

>>663082156
>oldfag
>responds to fuckin copy pasta

>>663082495
poster was oldfag

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>>663073918
>dieded
go back to 9gag faggot

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>>663071244
the way the recoil hits the kids face, i kek'd

>>663078760
I lose.

>>663068072
if you're driving you can smoke blunts and not give a fuck since they kinda look like cigarettes from far away

>>663071198
Need to know who this is!

>>663071244
>mom, wheres dad
>you shot him

>>663080573
>haha
lost

>>663079667
What the fuck did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuck alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, fucker. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fucking alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking alive, kiddo.

>>663083061
fucking lost

>>663074279
Yoshimitsu Lucario Yany Lauro

>>663073056
WASTED

>>663077022
fucking lost. well played man

>>663071198
fucking niggers...

>>663083747
Why is it that you demand I tell you what I had said when it is written in the text of the post number you quoted? Can you not read? And I am not a bitch, I have a girlfriend and I treat her well. I don’t believe in fighting, so you being in the Navy Seals is a characteristic I deem unimportant. Obviously your ego is more important than your being, since you keep track of rough estimates of your psychotic rampage victims to later relay to strangers. I am assuming you mean guerrilla warfare. Since gorilla warfare is more of a comedic thought I just conjured in my head. In light of your apparent illiteracy, I can’t help but ask, how do you go about wiping my existence of the face of the Earth if you can’t spell? In your cutesy jetliner armed with tittie missiles? Explain the physics of a missile to me in clear detail, from the air it soars through to the mechanisms of triggering the explosion. You know about as much as your literacy. Go ahead page your secret spies for duty, it will be a lost mission because my data is completely secure. I’m hidden behind the curtains of the internet. If you can be anywhere, anytime, I expect you in your goofy jetliner and your fellow spies at my door in 3, 2, 1…oh sorry. Nothing. You call my life sad when your life is just one giant exaggeration: inflating your ego to ethereal heights by making assumptions about people that aren’t true as a means of intimidation (comedic intimidation, might I add) and putting people down left, right and centre. Your the guy who fronts the virility online to make up for that which you lack in person. Another thing about you is that you cannot reason.

>>663072473
the wire management in that chassis is the joke

>>663072243
i dont get it..

>>663076752
>>663076684
my dick is diamonds

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>>663067560

>>663076917
........


oh my god I fucking hate you

>>663079243
> Pokemon covered in grass.
> Too stupid to realise this is a grass/earth Pokemon
Nigga did you even catch 'em all?

>>663075337
spicific

>>663072473
name/more?

>>663072191
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>>663080881
kek, lost

>>663070461
https://youtu.be/gWKOUxF-Dso?t=234

Watch video from 3.54 to 4.00

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>>663074604
Utterly lost

this thread is weak