Ask me something. talk to me. Roast me. I dno. something. bleh

So do you like nigger cock?

>>663038904
What will it take for tits?

Fucking traps

Show us your pussy

How are you doing?

You need to fix your fucking eyebrows. Tits please

What's with the mouth herpes?

>>663038904
How are you?

>>663039197
Absolutely not. Snickers makes me uncomfortable.

>>663039358
Meh I been better. Kinda depressed tbh.

>>663039378
Yeah Im quite ungroomed too depressed to gaf atm.

>>663038904

Sup OP
What kinda coffee is God tier?

Show ass OP

>>663039485
It's a zit, hun. I break out in cold weather. :/

>>663039543
Why are you depressed op?

>>663039548
Espresso is my favorite. Hard to fuck that up. Even Starbucks does it right.

>>663038904
When females dont get enough attention from real life they need attention from /b/ kek

>>663039790
Broke af.

tits or gtfo

>>663039683
Are you a dude? You in Canada by any chance, I'll suck you off

it's a trap guys, no way she shows tits
or even a timestamp with the word "masturbate" on it

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>>663038904
You'll flash that giant Jew nose but not tits??

>>663039897
Show us your pussy op

>>663038904
Why do girls let their fuckin nail polish chip that shit looks so trashy and immature. Also you know the rules. TITS OR AUSCHWITZ

>>663039831
This was the first lesson B learned back in like, 2004 I think.

>>663038904
why are there no tits with time stamps yet?

I need something sexy to wank to , it's 5.15 I need sleep . Can you assist ?

Smear peanut butter on your lips. Must have timestamp.

how does it feel to know that myself and others are masturbating to your photos?

please explain in detail to, add to the masturbation experience

kthx

>>663039543
Didnt you have a "whats it like to fuck a virgin thread" earlier? You seem familiar OP

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>>663038904
Here's what I think of your face and personality, bitch. Yes, I'm serious.

tits or gtfo

>>663039940
Ew God no

Cheer up, Miss Soulful Eyes. We all have our bad days...

>>663038904
You have lovely eyes, what are you doing in this foul place :(

>>663040270
Yeah that was me last night. Hence "again" in my pic lol

>>663038904

Do females like to suck dick? Or do they do it to please their partner?

>>663038904
Smoke me out.

>>663038904
You look like the wicked witch of the west

>>663040409
I always get that lol I dno why.

>>663040443
My whole life is foul.

>>663040443
To get attention from manginas like you to boost her self-esteem

>>663038904

OP post a pic where you are smiling.

>>663040525
Most do it to get the bad bitch reputation.

>>663040707
That's as much as I smile lol

>>663038904
I wanna' fap. Want to hook me up with some nudes so I can imagine you?

>>663040658
Because it's true. Take it from an oldfag. Nothng stays the same, not even the bad times.

>>663038904
You have kik op? I'm bored aswell.

Kaikandu <my kik

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>>663040453
Ahhh okay just making sure. I'm the anon that said you'd like to get choked and have your hair pulled, and you said I was right.

Nice to see you again.

op, you look just like this girl i had a huge crush on in high school, can u show your tits pls

tits or gtfo

>>663040867
Hope that doesn't mean I'm fucking cursed to always be sad lol

what's your take on asian guys

>>663038904
That's one Hell of a choke stop. Do you use a lot of tongue when you suck dick?

>>663040525
Giant virgin is giant

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>>663038904
Wannabe my online girlfriend OP?

post nudes tbh

>>663041114
No, you just think that way cuz you don't know any better yet. Times and people will change, they have to. Just from the pic you've put up, I would say you have better times ahead.

How old are you? Did you ride the cock carousel to much and now the beta males wont even provide for you?

>>663041158
How many eggs can you fit in your asshole?

printed out ur photo and gave it to my friend to masturbate with

>>663039799

Dubs for espresso 10/10
You work or study OP? Wat do?

>>663040525
do you like eating pussy?
same thing..

Do you like Carmel , chocolate , or whipped cream the most?

summer here aready?

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>>663040974
Cheers bro

>>663041148
Eh they're OK to deliver pizza.

>>663041545
Lmao dude

>>663041685
I'm 24

>>663041867
Pix or it didn't happen

>>663041937
I'm a a freelance/commissioned artist

>>663040764
...
>>663041338

>>663042283

>freelance/commissioned artist

No job skills, no future. Got it.

>>663042283


do you want people to masturbate to you?

>>663038904
Tits or gtfo

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>>663038904

>>663042283
>I'm a a freelance/commissioned artist

Do you have an online presence for your art?
>nice pic, you should paint it as is

Post soles of feet for cum tribute

Do you like chocolate milk? Superman or batman? Mickey mouse or Pluto the dog?

>>663042283
Freelance designer myself. How's work going then?

u should post a pic with your answers btw, to let us know who the fuck is the real slim shady

>>663042283
Why are you depressed? Even the way you type is depressing.

>>663039831
But they don't deserve any attention until they showed timestamped tits

>>663042283
can you write scotty b on your ass? it would make me happy

>>663042283
Do you still play loa?

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>>663042283
Post i picture woth your ass and write HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAUL and ill leave here and well never look back!

>>663042283
So why arent you using your vagina power to get beta male to provide you with money and gifts

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>>663042283
I'm serious. You can add me on Facebook :P

>>663042852
Newfags don't get it...

>Tits or GTFO

>>663042283
>I'm a a freelance/commissioned artist
So you create furry and yoai porn for pervs on deviant art? Also tits would be nice.

>>663042983
not OP, but please tell me you're trolling dude. Have you not seen those internet couples in cringe threads? Godamn

Also what's your name OP and are you actually a kike?

OP here BRB

>>663042983
Holy Fuck. There arn't a lot of these running around here are there?

>>663042821
Shes a failed stacy :(

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>>663038904
Pretty eyes. Show us feminine cock.

>>663042283
>Freelance commissioned artist
That's a fancy way of saying unemployed

That's also a fancy way of saying porn star

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>>663043236
>>663043263
You guise wanna split this bar OP isn't interested in me so..

>>663042978
This tbh

the real unanswered question is

why the fuck havent you shown tits yet?

not trying to be rude, but its kinda the standard

>>663042821
She shouldn't be depressed, she is average looking unless its a trap. She can easily get matches on tinder and make manginas spend money on her, thats probably what shes doing right now. Though she needs all the attention she can get so she comes to /b/.

>>663038904
Go away, female Brandon.

>>663043683
There's my Christmas Card for next year.

>>663043263
/b/ is RIP
14yo tumblrfags, redditfags and facebookfags here now

>>663043683
yeah fuck yeah I do anon. Never tried hersheys before I hear they're amazing

>>663043683
From the look of you, I don't think you've ever shared an item of good in your life.

>>663043683
Lost weight you fat fuck. Maybe then you will get some pussy

>>663038904
If you're an artist, please draw me a picture of your family. Draw whoever you're closest to.

please and thank you

>>663043898
Hershey Dark Chocolate rules! I never eat the plain kind unless it's with peanut butter.

>>663043683
Woh woh hol up put that candy bar down

>>663043683
Kek

>>663043778
Agreed. She's just seeking validation/attention. Crazy how easy it is for women to get it. Just look at all of the responses. She hasn't even posted a single nude.

If a guy posted the same timestamp, no one would respond. At least not ao enthusiastically.

>>663043683
THIS IS NOW A CRINGE THREAD

op, u decide whether this dick gets hard or not

>>663043683
Kek

Got kik?

>>663044167
I will make an effort to try both. I just gotta find out where to get them in Aus

>>663044223
Yeah! Guys can post themselves, and femanons can guess at what kind of porn we should be in!

>>663043890
Go to darknet chans if you want the old /b/

>>663044223
Should of been here last night. She posted like 8 videos of her masturbating

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Anyone ever tell you you look like Susan Atkins of the Manson family?

Hey guys thats Caroline. Shes some loner bitch at my uni. I'll find out her number in 10 mins

>>663044449
I would think Aussie has better chocolate than the states for some reason.

Why are you drinking out of your daughters mini mouse cup? U that broke?

Can I see your bush?

For real, I'm going to guess you don't shave, or don't shave much. Am I off?

You a natural blonde? Blonde pubes?

>>663041545
>>663042983
>>663043683

You glorious bastard

>>663043683
You're that fucking hacker from >>>663037208

>>663044628
We have Arnotts who make shit like Tim Tam's. Other than that everything else we get is American like Cadbury, Nestle etc.

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>>663044449

Try Coles or Woolworths ya retard.
Hersheys is literally everyfuckingwhere

>>663044468
Angry femanon detected

Try harder next time

>>663044932
Oh true shit. I hardly buy chocolate so that's probably why I haven't seen it

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>>663044568

>>663044885
Not a fan of Cadbury. I did like their Easter commercials, tho. How about Reeces? You got Reeces?

>>663044947
Your detector sounds about as smart as you are.

This is now a HERSHEY CHOCOLATE THREAD

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>>663043815
>>663043898
>>663043969
>>663044101
>>663044175
>>663044209
>>663044361
>>663044394
>>663044796
>>663044801

>>663045237
We do but that's another I still haven't tried yet. I feel like I'm missing out on so much

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>>663044801

>>663042283
Come cam for us there's a few cams on already

>FemanonCams
>.
>com

If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam

>>663045396
Heheehehehehehe funny mother fucker

>>663045500
do this

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What do you think of my dick op? Be honest.

>>663045500
this

>>663045444
Have'nt tried Reeces? WHERE have you fuckin been?? Go shopping.. Now.
>>663045396
and don't you DARE eat that in front of us.

>>663045500
get in here

god fucking dammit. fucking retards here. TITS OR GTFO, cunt.

>>663045396

EAT THAT FUCKER OP!
Unwrap it take a HUGE bite and post pics.

>>663045614
kill yourself and rid the world of your inferior genes

>>663045500
cam in here

OPs back. What'd I miss?

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>>663045614
Rate mine too OP!

>>663045500
Dubs demand it

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what the actual fuck are you /b/tards doing the official rules for this bitch is tits or gtfo ever one else FUCKING LEAVE. fucking new fags i thought christmas was over. FUCK

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>>663045591
>>663045728

>>663038904
You seem cool, i hope you have a good night

>>663045906
This>>663042592

>>663046019
Please share some OP

>>663045728
Where do I start? I might consider having a cheat day

>>663043778
It's harder getting money out of you beta's than you think man lol

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Gtfo or gtfo at this point

op where are you
post a pic?

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>>663042283
>"Pix or it didin't happen"
>doesn't show tits properly

>>663046318
Bullshit, unless youre autistic. Even if youre autistic theyre going to give you free shit.

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Hey OP.

Not a white knight fag.

You're beautiful. 10/10 would bang.

Pic related: me

>>663045986
That's for attention seeking bitches you faggot. This chick never asked us any favor. Fucking Newfag faggot.

>>663042283
you look like an uglier version of my ex. Still cute, but

>>663042283
WHAT DO I NEED TO ROLL FOR TITS>>663038904

this fucking winter vacation shit WAS OVER YOU FUCKING IDIOTS TITS OR GTFO.

>>663038904
You look like a person I saw in Sac once.

>>663045500
duuuuuuuuuuuubs