Rekt thread? Rekt thread

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Yez

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>>662625154
the fuck happened?

>>662625250
damn that kid...

>>662625505
Yeah that one was fucked up..

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>>662625505
yeah what a nigger sucking faggot

Bumpity

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cmon i need some new shit, someone else post

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>>662625250
i audibly gasped

>>662625354
fuckin ISIS pieces of shit invading Pakistan and Afghanistan with their heretic ideology

>>662625250
Anyone know what happened after?

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>>662626661
YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO QUAAAAAADS
and the kid sustained eternal bleeding in the brain

>>662625250
>>662626661
This, this is one of the few rekts that i wanna know what happened after, i'd imagine that shit must've killed that poor kid.

>>662627508
>>662626783

>>662627146
My sides!

>>662626430
All islam is heretic ideology.

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>>662625142
Something very close to this almost happened to me when a loading ramp lowered and fucked up my grip. In that quick moment held on too but thankfully the load was so heavy i lost my grip.

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>>662627947

>>662627947
That's so fucking creepy. It's like some dude with a shrunken head.

>>662629130
I always wondered who that guy was

>>662625354
Be sure to blur out his shirt. Isis doesn't want to be sued

>>662628503
I know, this shit looks and acts like some sentient alien lifeform.

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>>662624449
let me go ahead and just... push my baby in front of this car here

>>662629800
3 babies

>>662629342
Yeah same here, when i first watched it i i felt so bad for him because thought he was some innocent shopkeeper or cop that was dreadfully unlucky and got capture and made an example of, shit made me sad as fuck but now that i know he's a hardcore drug dealer watching this gives me a vigilante boner because the fuck had it coming.

>>662629130
Sounds like he sucked ass. Still hard to watch someone get beaten to death for a solid minute.

>>662625354
Looks like a protest?

He seemed to douse himself in gasoline and hesitate before setting himself on fire

>>662630715
I'll bet that bus driver needed a new pair of underwear

>>662631303
I jack off to it
two types of people bud

>>662630368
And he last thing he said was m'lady

>>662631426
Niglet got what was coming to her, wasting food like that.

>>662625354
He lit himself on fire...

>>662631519
I do not believe you, but your point is still valid.

>>662626860
And this kids its how chicken mc nugets are made

>>662631714
zozzle

>>662627947
>goes for the chokehold
HOLY FUCKING FUCK HAHAHAHA

>>662632086
RAPE!

>>662632402
Top kek

>>662632899
Kek is officially better, dubs don't lie

>>662628994
Thanks crane.

>>662624449
he coulda swerved more
he didn't give a shit - he was worried about the car

>>662634194
Yeah, the driver was in the wrong in many areas.

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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>>662634956

>>662634956
Nice pasta. Saved.

>>662634956
Post pics with your vagina. It sounds like juicy flubber.

>>662634956
OP here, I feel like I might know you IRL. You don't live in the U.K do you?

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>>662635679
>>662635141
is pasta. ignore

>>662636313
nvm then, it just sounded like something one of my friends said to me once

>>662636313
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>662626695
wouldn't it be terrible to have your fate end up being a .gif in a /b/ thread.

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>>662636543
your friend sounds like a faggot

>>662636786
Yep, his last name 'lobb' sums it up well enough

>>662625732
Shit, I guess that was a crippling wound...

>>662636786
that dance at the end gets me everytime

>>662637078
i heard he couldn't walk afterward

>>662635997
Just saw the revenant. He`ll be ok.

>>662631714
That's just sick!!!

>>662637852
This looks really fake

>>662625354
Nerve gas

>>662637378

>TRIPPLE KILL

Story?

>>662638081
It's from a movie called V/H/S2

>>662638207
Ah, that explains it

>>662637852
Dude, absolutely failed.
Gotta go for the base of your spine you want to have a quick death.
Best you'll get like that is painfully bleeding to death.

>>662637393
Those are mere rumours without a leg to stand up.

>>662638204
women drivers.

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>>662638207
>>662638081
Ah, I remember that movie. Sorry anons

>>662638204
Woman driver in china. 2/3 lived.

>>662638204
>some senile old guy driving a car
>thinks the people behind him are zombies

>>662631714
Thank god that wasn't what I expected it to be.

>>662636228
I hunt regularly and look forward to the day I cross a bear,
mothernatures no match for a .500 S&W

>>662638376
Yeah. It would have also helped if he had actually used a real gun with real bullets instead of makeup.

>>662627317
the webm with the song is better

>>662638081
It is. It's from the movie VHS.

>>662630368
filename

>>662632086
where is a news article about this shit?

>>662635997

Fuck that is terrifying, bears are literally monsters.

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>>662638952

>>662639641
Forgot it was a reply, shit

>>662638739
go back to /k/ tinypenis.

>>662626661
>>662627508
>>662627714

The kid died. Pretty obvious. If I were a judge, I'd have sentenced both the man who was juggling fucking bowling balls to prison for the death, but I'd also sentence whoever was watching the kid for neglect. Had they stopped the kid from walking next to a guy juggling bowling balls, he'd still be alive today.

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>>662637393
>>662638540

thank you. just thank you

>>662637852
Fake as shit.

>>662632086
That kid is amazing

>>662638717
Electric wires.

>>662638717
Chocking, just chocking!

>>662637852
VHS !!!!!

new thread
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>>662626695

Never understood this logic.

>Be me
>20 story apartment
>Top floor
>Fire
>Shitshitshitshitshit
>Jump out of window
>Safety
>What is gravity

>>662640592
>implying you've ever been in that fucking situation
>implying you wouldn't panic like every other person in a life-threatening position

>>662630715

Dude I never noticed before, but the plane clips that yellow car in front

>>662630715
holy fuck I don't want to fly ever.
or drive near an airport again

>>662624449
No crosswalk.

>>662640857
>Implying that my penis is hard
>Implying that you are not wrong
>Implying I am intoxicated
>Implying I should probably just lurk
>Implying I should probably stop

>>662629982
Oh wow I didn't notice that before.... One of them got dragged under.

>>662635532
haha dumb pig

>>662626122
Did the elevator go up or did the building's floor go down?

>>662626122
Thus why I always use the fucking stairs.

>>662640592
>Being burned alive. Slowly and painfully.

vs

>Fly for a few seconds and finish everything in a single hard hit against hard cement.

>>662639992
but why?

>>662625354
Looks like his eyes kept moving a little

>>662636733
In a way, but most of us won't even have that luxury. Make sure you have a cam running and hold up a sup /b/ sign when you go

>>662642222
Dem quads

>>662643232
Guy shot his lawyer to death and them killed himself

>>662642222
Is he dead?

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>>662631714

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>>662625354
HIS FUCKING EYES KEPT ON MOVING

>>662643601
Snapped his neck. Yeah

>>662624449
This is like where you come towards someone in a corridor and you veer left and they veer the same way and you bump into them
Except at 70kph and a kid dies

>>662644193
Well said anon

>>662644003
That's unfortunate

>>662643592
Why?

>>662644561
Easy money?

>>662633304
zozzle

>>662625732
>filename

>>662640592
bait

>>662634194
>>662634323
of course the driver could have done better but so what. this happens so quick you don't have time to think clearly. it's always easier to tell in hindsight what others could have done better but why don't you start with yourself first?

the father is to blame for everything and if it was up to me, I would have him pay for the damage on the car and the psychological treatment for the driver. you just don't run across the street with 3 babies. absolutely irresponsible and idiotic

>>662627146
Rip

>>662638717
Still the best nerve gas movie ever made

>>662628994
At 17 seconds a guy slips on blood in the bottom right

>>662644561
Such brutality for something that won't even last.

>>662635997
>>662636228
in such spontaneous high stress situations your conscious thinking shuts off. that's why you should know in advance how to react in such a situation. i'd try to immediately push in the eyes of the bear

>>662636519
Was it worth it?

>>662634956
We laugh to dull the pain

>>662647801
Precisely.

>>662635967

Kek. This is my fucking video. Dude died.

>>662626063
Whats impressive is that it was almost able to react.

>>662626783
These are the most satisfying, when retards eat their own shit.

>>662624449

Driver driving on the left side for no reason, speeding up to evade the collision.

Father has same thoughts, speed up to evade the collision.

Parents pass the street with small children and don't pay enough attention for their safety.

Poor kids but maybe a quick death is better but beeing raised by such parents and surrounded by a world filled with dumbfucks.

>>662627080
Elephants are pretty smart, the others must freaking lose it when he just drops dead.

>>662635532
i hope the guy got away.

>>662629130
>That moment when poster actually gives back story in a rekt thread

>>662629471
LOL

>>662625250
so fucking fake

>>662625732
What's the worse that can happen?

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>>662631426
dat filename

>>662646766
He slipped on a bag you dumbass.

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>>662634956
>me watching this thread

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>>662625250
she's fine.

>>662639641
real valiant effort by that dude lol

>>662652559
Yes she is, I'd hit that hard.

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>>662629800

>>662635967
What were these people even doing? Why were they all up on the statue?

>>662637852
I guess u can instantly change clothes when shooting yourself now

>>662631426
fun fact: this was recorded from a nanny-cam the father had set up. He beat the holy living shit out of that baby-sitter, and SHE'S the one in jail, drinking her meals through an IV.

Father got nothing because it's fucking Africa or whatever

>>662654342
Glad to hear this story has a happy ending

>>662637852
it's amazing how blood shot a logo right onto his shirt like that.

Fucking uncanny

>>662653922
It was a rave in Paris. People were climbing up on the base of the statue. These two climbed to the top. Took a selfie, and fell while climbing down. In the picture he looked high as fuck

>>662627146
Pupper noooo!

>>662652559
It's people like you I envy

>>662631714
fucking disgusting

>>662642597

They were. Beheading isn't an instant death. The head stays alive for a minute. 10-15 seconds at least.

>>662626122
the pain of crushing his left elbow and splitting his stomach to his ass crack in half probably hurt. should have taken the stairs

>>662625354
Yeah lets import these people by the hundreds of thousands, fucking liberals.

I don't give a fuck what they do. Just leave it in North Africa.

>>662626122
Note to self: When in China, take the fucking stairs.

>>662627146
holy fuck anon thank you

>>662627332
photoshop

>>662629130
Note to self: Never let yourself get taken alive by third world savages.

>>662634956
Bait

>>662640017
so you dont know if the kid died or what happened to the two guys. thanks for that

>>662631426
Note to self: White teenage baby sitters only.

>>662639245
nice one

>>662625732
From paraplegic to quadriplegic.

>>662659362
What an inconsiderate arsehole. He deserved it.

>>662643232
i think i know this store. these indian fucks trying to sell phones and ripping you off on the cases

>>662659362
"get outta here you faggot cat I've gotta work on becoming a rockstar to get all the pussy!"

>>662627317
what game is this? lol

>>662627146

what specifically happened?

looks like the flash point is right where he lands...

curious how the fire got ignited

>>662659362
as if the way he handled that cat wasn't enough of a tell that this guy is a fucking faggot, he's wearing sunglasses inside.

What a fucking queer.

>>662660922

assuming troll, but if not, the game is called Besiege

i have it on steam, and it's actually a really fun game
>lots of creativity
>different challenges test different skills
>flying, ramming, saw blades - all kinds of ways to destroy shit

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>>662638853
DUDE
EVEN FOR A REKT THEAD THAT IS JUST WRONG

>>662629471

i'm glad they put that arrow over him, so you know which person to look at

>>662634956
Tits or gtfo

>>662625250
Samsung ad campaign video in Russia. Fake and gay.

>>662631641
id still tap

>>662632086
bruh that shit is funny as hell

>>662637378
that file name KEK

>>662644193
kids tho, 3 kids.

>>662637825

that's a nice slam. CO must lift