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Hey /b/. Im just going to get to the point. Im 18 and now homeless

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/. Im just going to get to the point. Im 18 and now homeless because my religious parents found out i was dating a girl and kicked me out. Would anyone out there be able to send something to my paypal amd in return id be willing to do whatever i can. My kik is lexiec420
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Beg for money as a cam girl instead
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>>661591846
let's get a picture of those tits, then we'll talk.
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>>661591846
nobody is going to donate money to you because of some fucking sob story
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You know what you can do is show some tits for proof i got 30
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>>661591846
you know the drill...
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>>661591846
>Trying to get money before you post your tits
Top zoz
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>>661591846
why aren't you living with your girl?
chatrouellette. or better yet, tell me the strip club you're going to tonight on amateur night so I can pay you to have sex with me after
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kek tits or gtfo
if you want money go to myfreecams com ;)
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You have nothing worth our parents' money.
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>>661591846
Hi Lexie. I'm your friend, Billy. Remember? We're pretend friends?
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>>661591846
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>>661591846
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Post tits or gtfo
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>>661591846
Send pic of tits and timestamp or at least a face and timestamp
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>>661591846
Where do you live
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>>661591846
Come live with me OP i have a big house and lots of money you can be my maid
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You know the fucking rules. Tits with timestamp, the tits must be OUT of your shirt and bra... then we will all talk and pool together our resources for you, you dirty whore.
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>>661593121
>>661593121
you look pretty good if that is you tbh nohomo
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>>661593271
That's Elliot Rodgers dipfuck
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>>661593271
um
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>>661591846
Ill pay u to live in my basement, youll clean my house, moew my loan and be a sex slave for me and my wife how does that sound?
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>>661593373
The supreme gentlemen who we all aspire to be
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This is getting gay. OP if you're here show us the tits and maybe we can help
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>>661593271
Thanks, I like to call myself the Supreme Gentleman.


>Not knowing who the Supreme Gentleman is
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Are you Dating, going steady,
Or fornicating and engaging in acts of sodomy without legal consent from your sovereign authorities?
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im ready, tits plox
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Fuck this dyke bitch. This is an Elliot thread now
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>>661591846
You expect money for nothing?

Post your tits you fucking slut.
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>>661591846

Let me see your feet and maybe I'll pay for videos on kik
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>>661591846
Lez out with gf on cam. Make more money like that

Also Tits or GTFO
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I can help you
but first, tits...
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if anybody here pays her to make her do stuff, make her post it HERE!

don't be a fag/

also make her put an ice cube in her asshole on film
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>>661591846
With tits like that you can make lots of money as a stripper or as a porn actress.
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this isn't his/her first time posting. it's a scam guys.
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>>661595075
really?

Why would anyone do that? Go on the internet and lie like that.
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>>661595045
> average tits
> small shirt
> HRURR HRURR THOSE TITS U MAEK MONEE

virgin retard
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>>661591846
beg like a true whore (tits or gtfo)
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Hey blonde bitches,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my BMW.
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>>661591846
Aayyy welcome back
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I have her nudes :3
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>>661595395
oh lawd
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>>661595395
well then
post 'em
be our hero, anon
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>>661595395
god damn, I want to make love to her
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>>661595395
post
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one time i added a girl on kik to give her money for free or ruin her and she put out to me randomly. she don't like me no more tho
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>>661595542
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>>661595395
Those look yummy. Let's see.
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>>661595395
I does to
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>>661595542
what is it?
is it her?
which one of them is her?
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>>661595395
:3
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>>661595351
Don't use Nito's computer you dead little shit.
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/lexiechristiansen
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home wit me
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>>661595696
Lexie, the one on the left.
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>>661595395
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>>661595597
>>661595542
checked
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>>661595686
Those breast look like they were molded by the hands of god himself
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>>661595902
Is there pussy to follow?
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>>661595395
THIS THREAD GOT REKT
POST EM BOY
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>>661595395
Here's wazoo
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HotAsf. Being super hot yourself im sure you will do alright with the whole getting out of the homeless thing just dont get hooked on drugs and ruin that face. Join a modeling agency or something for pocket change if you wanna fuck around and not work.
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>>661595895
she's more beautiful than I had imagined
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facebook lexie.christiansen
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>>661595902

I'd love to pound that ass
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>>661595395
Ass
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any stockings would be amazing
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>>661596238
I want to see this without the panties
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face.
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>>661596184
>>661595902
>>661595895
>>661595597
>>661595542
I've sent her a massage saying "I know your secret" with one of the nudes posted here attached.

let's wait and see.
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>>661596184
Can we just have nice things for one?
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FB
>/lexie.christiansen

GF FB
>/awahlberg1

Mum FB
>/jan.christiansen.3956

Dad FB
>/profile.php?id=100009357868780
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>>661591846
>Tricks girl into writing /b/ and date
>gets /b/ to ruin her life
>tips fedora

In this moment I am enlightened
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>>661596426
*once
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>>661596426
We can. We just need some more pics of anus spread and we will be nice.
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9/10
Would put on episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
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>>661596496
No. No nice things for us. This is why
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>>661596426
what is /b???
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>>661596426
sure if she wasn't paywhoring i'd be very nice. she's a manipulative cunt like 99% of all women so she gets what she deserves
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>>661596496
don't even care. Lexie is alright by me. I wish her nothing but happiness
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>>661596349
>/jan.christiansen.3956
holyshit
yes
my hero
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>>661596349
update?
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>>661595395
Top zoz
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I doubt theses pics are about OP.

Op, enlighten us.
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>>661596338
This. Get a face pic
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>>661596907
No respond
I sent her another massage attaching a link to her mother's facebook.
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Gonna send you some of the good ol' cancer.
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>>661596943
Op here. Those are my pics omg how did you get them
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>>661596349
start messaging her friends too
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>>661596949
She's on the right
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>>661596733
Can you try and be a bit more kissless virghin for me? It's getting me hard
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>>661596943
It's her
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>>661595203
Seriously?
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>>661596733
Perfect answer. Thanks anon
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>>661597135
nah I want to have some cards in my sleeves.
if I'll start right away she won't care anymore/
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>>661597183
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>>661592063
this
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>>661591846
inb4 fuckface
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>>661596238
>jfc
move that red shit out've the way1
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>>661597223
> gallery
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>>661597223
Would you kindly post that picture
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>>661592552
zoz... newfag
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>>661597223
How would she take that picture herself?
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>>661597362
That red shit is called panties anon
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>>661597223
it says from gallery though. it'd be more believable if it was from camera.
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