Hey /b/ Professional Voice Actor here to do some lines for you

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Shout out to my nigger jack and james

Prepare your anus. I'm going in dry.

>>658732491
Whats your IMDB page?

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"In order to save the human race from the alien snake people a single tribute has to be given to a group of snek ladies? Sign me up."

>>658732573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IoBuGlePl5

>>658732491
"James is a colossal, butt hungry faggot."
Plz and thx

"Dearest Veronica, I paid this voice actor quite handsomely to ask if you would go on a date with me, Fred, the guy who sat behind you in biology this semester. I have a lot of money and an extra average penis. Godspeed with your response my love. Yours Truly, Fred.

>>658732491
>what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
thanks in advance

>>658732491
You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

Have you ever been ignored? Well if you have make sure to call 1-800-stop ignoring me nowwwwwwwww

Fuck the feds and fuck the judge. Fuck the cops, they catchin slugs, fuck the law im selling drugs, fuck a job im bussin jugs.

Hello everybody.
My name is Fred.
The words you hear, are in my head.
I say, I said, my name is Fred.
I say, you think, I am dead.
I think, I feel it in my head.
And I have been.... Naughty...

Also, please say this:

Great news everyone! I think I've perfected a plague, that will destroy all life on Azaroth!

Also, say this too:
Lobster lobster crustacuan crabs
GET OVER YOUR FEARSSSSSS

>>658732976
inb4, nvm

>>658732669
yo idk if this is my nigger liam but whats good my homie

>>658732491
Oh my god...your penis...it's so fucking small. Why don't you just jerk it off while I ram my 15 inch penis up your girlfriends vagoo. I'm gonna cum buckets in her.

You fucking wot m8 im gonna destroy you you little scrublord. 1v1 me

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>>658732866
Hahahahaha great annnnd checked

Blaze weed m9

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>>658732866
Kekd

>>658732669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TmU6aA7IQB
>>658732683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tK5DyG3nye
>>658732814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15lnEWT53bo
>>658732867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XbAtaxMXo2
>>658732930
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GeIQQTS9c4
>>658732978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rj5i2FGSlZ
>>658732986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Dpp9vjfax
>>658733013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zwSo5u9kZQ

Prepare yourselves! The bells have tolled. Shelter your weak, your young and your old. Each of you shall pay the final sum! CRY FOR MERCY THE RECKONING HAS COME!

“Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?”
Seductive voice please

>>658733537
Thank you, Anon. That was my next one.

Poopy poopy dcookie. My mommy has a big bahookie. I love to suck wee wee and I have a small pee pee.

Muffy991

Jenkins, grab my ass. I'm going in.

"You all just lost the game. Thanks, and good night."

>>658732491
Now cracks a noble heart.—Good night, sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!—

....

niggers tongue my anus.

>>658733509
Thanks kind anon.

>>658732491
Got any advice? I have representation and VO demo reels... commercial, narration, and character.

>>658733509
I like it anon, my only complaint would be to do things a little less monotone! I guess that's the "radio" style voice though

>>658732491
"welcome to lemonlads channel, have a lemon and remember, el nico se la come. wink face"
do that op pretty please

This Saturday Karaoke and dance night at Potrero, Restaurant, Bar & Grill. The first nicaraguan restaurant in the area, unique in guanacaste.
Open all days of the week for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Come on by

>>658732491
"oh boy, stick that needle right in my fucking arm"

can you please sound like a fifties dad

>>658734269
This Saturday Karaoke and dance night at Potrero, Restaurant, Bar & Grill. The first nicaraguan restaurant in the area, unique in guanacaste.
Open all days of the week for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Come on by.
Located 500m east from potrero football field*

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons andAMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>658733127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k5b80gWOin>>658733362
>>658733362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s117uc9n6pUS
>>658733387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tkbEs56e1n
>>658733537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15bNadXpZUL
>>658733706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01CdOrGtDCT
>>658733779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dc5fC7Ycma
>>658733820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U2L9AJsX80
>>658733856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xB0b4ULRTX
>>658733950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hE6dVbiDKT
>>658733964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03FClLhWIAr
>>658734238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jegP7p9ywS
>>658734269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KmVMvCGpRs

>>658734401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tg3Bj2PPST
>>658734424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0heijx4ZA6y

>>658734709
god bless you fam

>>658734269
>>658734504
Thanks sam, saved me paying a voice actor :^)

There’s this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.’ I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

"yeah boy, thats a meaty meme you have there. boy." Ainsley Harriot voice plx

>>658732866
Great

>>658732491
"I'm a fat black asian cuck nigger"

>>658732491
please can you say this:

i cannot understand what you mean "under my pompotas"

please talk like robot

Great vid bby. Oh yer! FUCK ME!

>>658732491
hello there anthony! this is john butesta with the give a goat foundation. im sending you this message to tell you a goat has been donated to a family in africa. thanks to your generosity, that family will have food for two more weeks. merry christmas

>>658734504
Thanks! I thought you hated lobsters, though.

Im just excited to see my lord and savior Baphomet represented in such glorious italian stone! I do hope his eyes gaze upon me, and that my alligence is recognized. I dont know.. Notice me Senpai! Notice me! Part of me wishes that angel statue would come to life! and king Baphomet would rise and 2 eternal juggernauts would rise and do battle right here in the middle of the city. But for what is this battle raging you ask? I dont know. What stands at the center? to that i say, my soul is at the center, offered up to the ageless ones only to be torn in twain.. Its like you cant have one without the other, like im equal parts god and the devil. A cloak of shame covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean. But how could that light possibly reach me with the thick clouds of indecency that surround my soul so i carry my wrongdoings on my back like some kind of tormented hiker, lost in the hills of misfortune, looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the depraved habitual self-pleasuring. But again i find nothing except for sweaty devastated loneliness and 1000 judging eyes staring back at me from the cover of a stolen Victoria's Secret catalog

I didnt take your mail Misses Pemberton. Stop asking me that. Leave me alone!


i dont know, satans pretty cool

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Hello I'm thy nigger nogger asshole clogger spread those cheeks and be ready to squeak for more more more!

>>658732866

You sound like a more nasal microsoft sam.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>658732491
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you knowthat the fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far cock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.

Say "Nicky's mom is the biggest whore in town. Giving all the guys reach arounds. Nicky's Mom sucks giant nigger cocks while getting rammed in the asshole." Need this for personal reasons

When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when Kripparrian orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating tits, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...he's called a pervert!

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HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE with the new fagBgone noose made of only the toughest materials to withstand the strain of the massive sack of shit you are as a human being and just remember.
Your family approves!!

"Hey baila (pronounced bay-la) i want to tell you that christian is the most mlg snipar. He can hardscope, quickscope, and even the legendary 360 noscope. He loves you so very much."
Please op this would mean the world to me if you did it

"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the 2016 State of the Friend Group presentation! Here's your host, beta autist."

>>658732491
I'm a voice actor and I only have one voice.

Derek I paid this man to tell you to go fuck yourself

"Rip in peace, friends."

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Sounds like the dude from the twilight zone

Jay you're an incredible faggot.

"Mathias M-err-k, you're a loser! You're bad at things!"

This is the best thread ever

>>658733509
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zwSo5u9kZQ
That last one kek

>>658732866
> but I have THE access to the entire
u dun goof'd

>>658735285
PLEASE DO THIS ONE

>>658732866
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IoBuGlePl5
Fucking Shrexcellent dude

>>658735855
/r/ing this as well, need it for reasons

Skyler you are the largest faggot mankind has ever witnessed

>>658735016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09fNQ22hMMk
>>658734969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aHnRjhIYMC
>>658735128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vusLtcd2kR
>>658735143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IAw6OueO3e
>>658735175
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pDmLw4sJYT
>>658735187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jjmtcQZUve
>>658735285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Ze9bqqJgX
>>658735329
fuck you i have a cold
>>658735687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yfgT4EIK6d
>>658735731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHjNawYKQY
>>658735736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WEXIvEg3iM
>>658735810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ad08Tahn9N
>>658735838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fwpaDpYrui
>>658735855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h3vSLJ9o3e
>>658736036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18N1l7V5Ii3
>>658736351
fuck i thought nobody would notice
>>658736515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AH0Te4ApOL

Shoutout to my nigga Luis, love, Axel.

>>658736150
Also, if you can throw in a little bonus, say "El Fix" in a Mexican accent.

Hey Sam. Just want to say I'm a huge fan and thanks for previous ones you did in past threads.

"Hello there! This is David's Voicemail. Please leave your messege after the beep"

>>658735285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UU8vCmscEp

"If you like what you saw, please subscribe for more content, and follow hustlie on twitch" (pronounced hus-lee)

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>>658735731
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHjNawYKQY
This gets best bread of the week so far hands down my sides are kill.

A ka dua tuf ur biu
Bi a chefu dudu ner af an nuteru
Kha her nest af ur ar uatu an ba an khu an kha
Au aper ku khu am aper

pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaSDaev3ifo

Hey Claudia, Yes we can have breakfast tomorrow.

Shelby you'ré massive anal suckling nigger baby, and I hope you get syphilis. Yours truly Anikin

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>>658736603
thanks OP

today you were the shit

Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to be in my dreams
Tonight?

love you love you love you love you love you love you

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love
You make

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>>658736603
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IAw6OueO3e
>doing a robot voice that amazingly shittily
>I have experience in radio, commercial, and animated television
>"PROFESSIONAL"
>"VOICE ACTOR"

holy hell this is hilarious if real, because it's so depressingly obvious that people have just been humouring you this whole time

holy crap I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Finn, James, Chris and the rest, I just wanted to tell you that I am very sorry for your loss of Han Solo. Can we fix this over a cup of coffee? (NoHomo)

Thats all folks, Thank You for watching and subscribe for more content. And as always, dont ever play yourself.

>>658737272
Why the fuck does it matter bitch its funny as fuck. Go be a negative ass fuckface somewhere else, you basement dwelling fucklard.

say this line for me please "thank you for watching, If you would like to see more fallout 4 content remember to Subscribe! Also suck a dick bitch!"

Really I don't want a vocaroo, I was wondering how you broke in to this profession?

>>658736603
i love you thanks

"Hello, my name is autistic nathan and this channel will be dedicated to bringing to you guys what I think are quality minecraft videos and random comedy!
Find a leopard and give it some breakfast! lol xD"

Thats all folks, Thank You for watching and subscribe to Chris Comedy for more content. And as always, dont ever play yourself.

>>658737480
This

Charles, you are traaaaaaaaash and deserve to die like Han Solo. Go drown in Maker's Mark.

Julian, go back to your Mexican kind

>>658736662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ehEdgow4JQ
>>658736771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bN6hLKQasm
>>658736843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gNpJNTvwJm
>>658736949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwQryidy9I
>>658737029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pIERw6r2a9
>>658736958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10QmgRtUpoL
>>658737259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14HQtyVAw3f
>>658737272
At least I still have my personality
>>658737338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cqGT6nHgVi
>>658737406
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0egAPVQGRpp
>>658737467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XhB7CcKuxW
>>658737480
>>658737565
Had a good voice, knew people, got offered jobs.
>>658737504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z8dwNpgp7m
>>658737569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EjLpjOVWPa

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>>658737454
>samefagging this blatantly throughout the whole thread
>being this hypersensitive to criticism

Well I suppose we shouldn't have really expected anything better from someone who needs to post shitty voice clips on /b/ to stroke his ego on the one part of his body that doesn't make girls spontaneously vomit- his voice

"He'd fuck Linux if it had a hole. No one could be gayer. She's a total hipster bitch. Co-founder of I Suck Cocks, Incorporated. iFunny is for dipshits. Audio is for the blind. Star Wars is dumb. Gingers are completely soulless. Cleveland is for black people."

You are my god, thanks OP.

>>658737272
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s117uc9n6pUS
Dude just fuck off, this guy's great..

Pls just do a voice mail for me. My names Ruben just use my name in the recording anything else is up to you, have fun with it!

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>>658737868
>had a good voice, knew people, got offered jobs.
>good voice

I've often thought of myself as a good man, even though I cannot bring myself to drink that "Grape drink" I just don't understand it. Even with these thoughts going through my head, It feels as though I will never accomplish this. Sweet titties.

it's not gay if his dick is smaller than mine okay

>>658737868

Dude that was boss as fuck

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>>658738007
>look, guys, I'm samefagging again! OP is so great

>>658737868
thanks voicebro

"Dear OP,
I'm gonna lay this out right now
Please never ever do work without a really good director.
I realize that you may not have done proper prep and warm up for some dumb 4chan thread, but as one of the smarter and more reasonable directors in the business, I just have to tell you that you need to slow down, and vary your pitch, and think about exactly how you want a line to sound before you even attempt it at all.
As a side note, one thing I have all my actors do for prep is tooth speaking. I have them go through the entire alphabet without using their bottom lip, and instead for all letters that require a close, to seal their top lip to their lower row of teeth. Then I have them do a few lines like that, then I have them do the same without using their upper lip.
It's quite fun to see them struggle for a bit, if they've never worked with me before.
With highest regards, Anonymous Director."

Okay and if you could just have that on my desk by tomorrow that'd be greeeeeeeaaaaat.

You're all rapist and niggley jigglies, please hang yourselves.
sincerely Rick Ross
The Black Bottle Boss.

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Please say
"Shinji, get in the fucking robot, you piece of fucking garbage"

>>658737868
Thanks Sam <3

Hello this is Hugh Janis from Good Morning America, encouraging one of you grubs to host a drink up tonight. I'm looking at you Robinson

>>658732491
Another one
Another one
Another one
GG EZ

>>658732491
How do you become a voice actor? What steps would one take to even get their foot in the door? It's something I've always wanted to do.

Solid thread, good thread.

This guy is a fricken legend, thanks for that man much appreciated much love <3

"Hey, Steven, you're a shitlord lmao"
Please, and thank you so much! It would mean the world!

Can you please do this:
Shoutouts to my homeboys D-Dawg and A-Jizzle, neva bust yo ass
N-igger out
Thanks

>>658738698

I'd like to know too. It's probably who you know, but still

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Please say
"I am OP, I am continuously samefagging throughout this thread to congratulate myself on my middling-to-poor obscure talent in a desperate attempt to stave off suicide by convincing myself that despite my sub-par looks, personality and employability I still have some value"

>>658732491
Try and sound like the bar rescue guy and say john taffer is a gorilla ass cock sucker.

>>658738274
Same question >>658738698

It would take me a minute but I could hook up my mic and give a few readings.

Beanies and pancakes are for losers, you putz.

>>658732491
"i tip le faggot fedora to you sir for you are a ginormous pussy nigger whilst i am le faggot"

Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow.

>>658738995
Go for it bud.
Here's my anon-y-mail: [email protected]

>>658732491
Pls ohh pls do this one op
>What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>>658737892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zPGL8hFoJm
Take a chill pill honey, nobody's forcing you to listen.
>>658737943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EOxexYlcU0
>>658738024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yezud7aEjo
>>658738035
good enough for some people
>>658738087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7Tc7iZeyw
>>658738274
Hey man, those exercises sound really interesting. Thanks for the advice. It's 1:50am and I've been drinking.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PJMw4sKQF3
>>658738282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EJM3sBtcKn
>>658738303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kSOCGQlDmH
>>658738512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lRy1NKLmI4
>>658738853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ClL4evQLpS
>>658738876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p92BK2jZt1
>>658738945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KO8qmiQZaa
>>658739025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7tx9w25Ox
>>658739056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TKtu0uXVTg
>>658739059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1saNTVvnh3D

>>658737868
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwQryidy9I

Thanks man, That made my night less shitty.

>>658733509
Jfc OP this is gold! 1000 Internet's for you

Probably going to end the thread in 5 minutes.
Ask any questions you guys want and I'll try and answer them.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IBOrp6oUe4

>>658732491
In spanish.

Gordo tonto, chancho y fotógrafo, hay un loco en internet que está grabando la voz de lo que le decís y le dije que ponga esto, aguante el paco vieja no me importa nada.

>>658739362
Hey no problem man, thanks for not takin' it the wrong way.
Take it easy, dude.

> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7Tc7iZeyw thank you very much!

>>658737272
Get fucked. This is entertaining.

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>>658739362
thanks <3

>>658737856
This

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>>658739667
Thanks, OP. You've been a superhero tonight.
>tits for your troubles

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>>658739362
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zPGL8hFoJm
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KO8qmiQZaa
>s-stop teasing me!!1
>y-you mad brah??

let this be known as the day OP went 150% past full retard

I am a scumlord egg.

Sorry to ask again. But if you can please do another Voicemail for David. Anyway you want. The first one was too short.
Thanks again 4chan Sam. Much love

>>658740069
Have you visited any beaches in the past few days? i think a sandy cunt is the only way to explain you.

"Austin, were good friends and all, but I had to take the opportunity to have this wonderful man call you a fucking faggot."
please?

>>658732491
One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage.

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Yo ADRIAN!

"And his teammates rush the field, happy as a lark! They slide in! As his teammates carry Sterling off on the stretcher of glory, we thank you for sharing this absolutely heart stopping finish!"

>>658740174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raH5SCkjYh
>>658739701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1259A9xbehJ
>>658740462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jFHQ1WZ8mF
>>658740527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OxEs3seVdT

That's about it from me tonight guys. I'll catch you later, I'm gonna get some shuteye.

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>>658740392
>Have you visited any beaches in the past few days? i think a sandy cunt is the only way to explain you.
>have you visited any beaches
>you're a sandy cunt
>posting literal 12 year old insults on /b/

Ramiro you're a useless faggot and you should neck yourself, No one would care not even your mother.

>>658740689
please do mine bro
>>658740678

>>658740689
Goodnight! Thank you!

>>658740689
Pls
>>658739302

>>658740689
BLESS YOU MAN. YOU ARE A GOD.

>>658733509
you're a legend

where are you dad, why did you leave me?

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>>658740689
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jFHQ1WZ8mF
Thank you op

Not OP but I'll give 1 or 2 a try

>>658740689
Thanks, Sam, you're the best! Cheers and Merry Christmas!

>>658740813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s105ZtWq59Fy

Please voice lord say this
: "Nick, this is your big brother Drocto, and I'm about to cum.

Dmitri, can you please deepthroat my cock and drink my cum till you choke?
Yours truly
Nazar

>>658740972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FPEzyXjz1q

I don't have that buttery smooth voice OP has though.

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>>658741128
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s105ZtWq59Fy
thanks bro
this for ur trouble :D

"Once upon a time, it didn't happen yet, there will be a starship called quasar"

Could you say
"Kylo Ten kills Han Solo"?
Thank you!

>>658732491
I'm actually looking at getting into VO work. Rather than record some lines is there any advice you can give me?

I currently work in a call center and receive multiple compliments every day about my voice. I also do local radio station traffic reports, so I DO have some minor experience.

How can I get my foot in the door for professional voice work?

>>658732491
Alex you dumb fucking faggot fuck you who the fuck cares if you hugged Leia, get hair in your hair faggot.

>>658732866
>Professional

>>658741528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I5JhbpR3ZJ

>>658732491

"GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAM"

Can we all please stop fucking around now. Someone just host a gathering. It's a Tuesday night for crying out loud , why are we not all loose yet?

That's Allstate's Stand. Are you in good hands?

>>658741223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B0mNqx4P7x

>>658732491
Han Solo gets killed by his son Kylo Ren

>>658732491
you the guy that wrote a book on voice acting?

>>658741880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tIWfrU8IN3

"snake?! what happend?!

SSSSSSNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE"


do this op

Johnny. Please hang yourself, you limp dick, baby faced, animal fucking faggot. Do it. Go do it now.

You're a god, OP.

mike terry and ricky ur all niggers

>>658742065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5Xd5VlsCH

Not OP here

Please OP say:

"Welcome to Paul Vampire Arts"

"This summer, he is thirsty for new adventures"

"Join him in a journey with his weird friends"

"No Name Story"

"This is a story about a young vampire fighting for the true justice"

"Coming soon"

"Blood Burst. Blood Boost. Blood Fist. Blood Bang. Blood Kick"

(say this euphoric) "NEO MODE!!" "Blood Link!!"
Thanks

>>658732491
Happy Christmas Jocelyn

>>658742907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Bwg5suSmD

Not OP here

>>658732866
"I can be anywheeere"

Spicie you fucking retard why won't you give me the cummies!

Pls OP need for personal reasons

>>658742988
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5Xd5VlsCH
you sound retarded pls no more

>>658741563
This.

Maybe you could answer an actual question that might help someone?

I have a dream.' That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A land of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again! ...In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

Please.

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>>658743338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sLKoA7vNpC

>>658742952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TkcVcXbuAN

Not OP here.

'you guys are fags'

>>658743156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S5VhXY9Ajo

Not OP here

>>658744879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EqhYi4MiRq

Not OP here

>>658745168
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S5VhXY9Ajo
thanks boo

This skype call is for faggots. Trust me, I am one. And you are all a bunch of faggots. It's kind of ridiculous actually, but my gaydar just spirals out of control whenever I'm near any of these autistic kids. Kappa123

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You're welcome.

>>658745912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XINJE3PWeN

Not OP here.

Jack is a faggot

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>658732491
Banana Bandit?

>>658747154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IPkG4rvDLO

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03BgshzxxfI

Not OP here

>>658747544
Thanks :D

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>>658747974
You're welcome. Happy I could help.

>>658732491
bill bill is a funny what the what!!!

>>658732866
excellent

>>658748337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sEhz9aqDWN

Not OP here

>>658748622
nice meme bro add me on facebook DOT com SLASH bill.bill.1291 and ill supply funkadelic fresh laugh and jokes on a day daily basis

>>658743036
Please guys say this

Whatever. OP is either NOT a professional voice actor, or he IS, and is just the worlds biggest cunt.

Either way a real professional would jump at the opportunity to teach someone and help them improve.

But no.

Thank god you kept recording stupid shit for random arseholes, that is so important!! Meanwhile you ignore someone trying to start a career.

You belong on /b/, you cuntfaggot!!

Johnjay Is the Most Gayest Piece of Shit that needs to fuck a cow!

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?.

>>658748859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OjiiiOrv2L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10LTuFVLeEJ

Not OP here. Doing them in peices, hopefully doesn't 404 by then.

A: John, haha where did you find this one?
B: Oh, somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight, Bill.
A:John: I really really really like this image.
B: Me too! save it, it's all yours my friend.
C: Hahaha, great pic.
A:Thanks, Lori.

>>658748953
Say This To Shut My Friend Up!

>>658749474
Thanks dude, please finish it, at least to the part of COMING SOON. It´s for a trailer animation.

>>658748859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EB0PPKnv2B
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0chwnSt32pd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f7U7gDe4iC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IQTZGzjDfJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16rI5fwMQos

Not OP here.

>>658748974
this pls

>>658750046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ySmVsAfo7X
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vOwRVWg5Pk

Not OP here. Any of them you'd like me to do differently?

>>658750559
Not OP here, gonna give it a go. I suck at long dialog.

Clem from walking dead season two saying. "Adventure"

i fucking love this page, i love you all fuckers.

Hey Amy you're hot let me shove it in your ass

Will send to her if you do it