What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
"Dearest Veronica, I paid this voice actor quite handsomely to ask if you would go on a date with me, Fred, the guy who sat behind you in biology this semester. I have a lot of money and an extra average penis. Godspeed with your response my love. Yours Truly, Fred.
This Saturday Karaoke and dance night at Potrero, Restaurant, Bar & Grill. The first nicaraguan restaurant in the area, unique in guanacaste. Open all days of the week for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Come on by
>>658734269 This Saturday Karaoke and dance night at Potrero, Restaurant, Bar & Grill. The first nicaraguan restaurant in the area, unique in guanacaste. Open all days of the week for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Come on by. Located 500m east from potrero football field*
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons andAMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
There’s this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.’ I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
>>658732491 hello there anthony! this is john butesta with the give a goat foundation. im sending you this message to tell you a goat has been donated to a family in africa. thanks to your generosity, that family will have food for two more weeks. merry christmas
Im just excited to see my lord and savior Baphomet represented in such glorious italian stone! I do hope his eyes gaze upon me, and that my alligence is recognized. I dont know.. Notice me Senpai! Notice me! Part of me wishes that angel statue would come to life! and king Baphomet would rise and 2 eternal juggernauts would rise and do battle right here in the middle of the city. But for what is this battle raging you ask? I dont know. What stands at the center? to that i say, my soul is at the center, offered up to the ageless ones only to be torn in twain.. Its like you cant have one without the other, like im equal parts god and the devil. A cloak of shame covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean. But how could that light possibly reach me with the thick clouds of indecency that surround my soul so i carry my wrongdoings on my back like some kind of tormented hiker, lost in the hills of misfortune, looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the depraved habitual self-pleasuring. But again i find nothing except for sweaty devastated loneliness and 1000 judging eyes staring back at me from the cover of a stolen Victoria's Secret catalog
I didnt take your mail Misses Pemberton. Stop asking me that. Leave me alone!
>>658732491 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you knowthat the fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far cock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when Kripparrian orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating tits, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...he's called a pervert!
HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE with the new fagBgone noose made of only the toughest materials to withstand the strain of the massive sack of shit you are as a human being and just remember. Your family approves!!
"Hey baila (pronounced bay-la) i want to tell you that christian is the most mlg snipar. He can hardscope, quickscope, and even the legendary 360 noscope. He loves you so very much." Please op this would mean the world to me if you did it
"Hello, my name is autistic nathan and this channel will be dedicated to bringing to you guys what I think are quality minecraft videos and random comedy! Find a leopard and give it some breakfast! lol xD"
>>658737454 >samefagging this blatantly throughout the whole thread >being this hypersensitive to criticism
Well I suppose we shouldn't have really expected anything better from someone who needs to post shitty voice clips on /b/ to stroke his ego on the one part of his body that doesn't make girls spontaneously vomit- his voice
"He'd fuck Linux if it had a hole. No one could be gayer. She's a total hipster bitch. Co-founder of I Suck Cocks, Incorporated. iFunny is for dipshits. Audio is for the blind. Star Wars is dumb. Gingers are completely soulless. Cleveland is for black people."
I've often thought of myself as a good man, even though I cannot bring myself to drink that "Grape drink" I just don't understand it. Even with these thoughts going through my head, It feels as though I will never accomplish this. Sweet titties.
"Dear OP, I'm gonna lay this out right now Please never ever do work without a really good director. I realize that you may not have done proper prep and warm up for some dumb 4chan thread, but as one of the smarter and more reasonable directors in the business, I just have to tell you that you need to slow down, and vary your pitch, and think about exactly how you want a line to sound before you even attempt it at all. As a side note, one thing I have all my actors do for prep is tooth speaking. I have them go through the entire alphabet without using their bottom lip, and instead for all letters that require a close, to seal their top lip to their lower row of teeth. Then I have them do a few lines like that, then I have them do the same without using their upper lip. It's quite fun to see them struggle for a bit, if they've never worked with me before. With highest regards, Anonymous Director."
Okay and if you could just have that on my desk by tomorrow that'd be greeeeeeeaaaaat.
Please say "I am OP, I am continuously samefagging throughout this thread to congratulate myself on my middling-to-poor obscure talent in a desperate attempt to stave off suicide by convincing myself that despite my sub-par looks, personality and employability I still have some value"
>>658732491 Pls ohh pls do this one op >What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>658737892 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zPGL8hFoJm Take a chill pill honey, nobody's forcing you to listen. >>658737943 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EOxexYlcU0 >>658738024 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yezud7aEjo >>658738035 good enough for some people >>658738087 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7Tc7iZeyw >>658738274 Hey man, those exercises sound really interesting. Thanks for the advice. It's 1:50am and I've been drinking. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PJMw4sKQF3 >>658738282 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EJM3sBtcKn >>658738303 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kSOCGQlDmH >>658738512 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lRy1NKLmI4 >>658738853 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ClL4evQLpS >>658738876 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p92BK2jZt1 >>658738945 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KO8qmiQZaa >>658739025 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7tx9w25Ox >>658739056 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TKtu0uXVTg >>658739059 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1saNTVvnh3D
>>658740392 >Have you visited any beaches in the past few days? i think a sandy cunt is the only way to explain you. >have you visited any beaches >you're a sandy cunt >posting literal 12 year old insults on /b/
I have a dream.' That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A land of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again! ...In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
This skype call is for faggots. Trust me, I am one. And you are all a bunch of faggots. It's kind of ridiculous actually, but my gaydar just spirals out of control whenever I'm near any of these autistic kids. Kappa123
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?.
A: John, haha where did you find this one? B: Oh, somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight, Bill. A:John: I really really really like this image. B: Me too! save it, it's all yours my friend. C: Hahaha, great pic. A:Thanks, Lori.
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