Alright fellow Scots? How we doing in the greatest country on Earth?

No bad. Bit chilly. Anyone postin sluts the night?

No idea. I'm still stick in fucking scotland. the weather's shite, its dark by 2pm, the people are utter muppets, and half the population still whine about a referendum that's long over.

Please, tell me where this "greatest country" is so I can go have a holiday there till spring.

bathgate here
need some sluts

Rosyth. It's fucking shite.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G1tJJO_pVvQ
Pls click this if you're Nessie-scottish

>>657067845
Fuckin cold
East Ren

>>657068172
>>657068299
>>657069166
I see a pattern emerging.

>>657069414
Aye, it's defo cold as fuck.

Glasgow here, fuck it's cold.

Staying up to see this micky bastard get his arse handed to him

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Glasgow here
It's fucking freezing and I'm sick of the long nights.

>>657069803
>>657069674
Always knew there would be some good Glasgow lads on here

i live in the southern us and its 70 degrees outside

>>657070771
Lucky bastard

>>657067845

OP is a bawbeg.

>>657071134
He lives in a country with an ever increasing likelihood of Donald Trump as its deomocratically leader, I wouldn't envy him too much.

>>657071134
just out of curiosity, how warm does it get in scotland at its warmest?

Just outside Glasgow rather be out tonight with all the Christmas nights out going on bound to be some right dirtys about

>>657071345
i dont think trump will even get the republican nomination

i could be wrong though

Confirmed. Sure as hell wish it'd cool down a bit, it's almost halfway through December and I've had it with these temps.

>>657071455
What difference does it make that it's Christmas? Sauchiehall Street is perennially brimming with slappers.

>>657071484
You probably aren't wrong though.

Not Scot, but traveling there in May next year. Hope it doesn't rain too much.

>>657071378
somewhere between shite, and dreicht.

I hear wild stories that there's a giant ball of flaming gas that hangs in the sky in this place called "the south", but as rational men of science, we know you're just joking. no such thing could ever conceivably exist.

Long shot but any other cunts here at Heriot-Watt?

>>657071744
they say he is splitting the party, and that he may go independent

i hate the guy personally, he's a fucking yankee , a blowhard, a retarded faggot etc.

Why do we Scots always have to descend into typing like illiterates on the Internet? I swear Scotland would be the greatest country on earth if it wasn't filled with Scottish people. Damn Scots, they ruin Scotland.

>>657071484
You're right on the money. Guy brings out the crazies, but there just aren't enough of them to win the election. Even if what he says is reasonably popular overall that won't convert dems who agree with a little of what he says about this or that.

>>657071378
Here's an idea http://news.stv.tv/scotland/1323881-scotland-braced-for-hottest-day-of-2015-heatwave-temperatures-soar/

>>657072052
suck ma walloper ya fuckin wee smug bawbag

(To prove I am not illiterate, floccinaucinihilipilification)

>>657072052
If only scotland was run by the english... oh no, wait

>>657072133
im from the southern us, the bastion of the GOP, and i predict that the republican party will fracture in the next 25 years or so

>>657072448
whoa

yalls hottest temperature is 86 degrees?

thats fuckin crazy, 86 degrees is a normal day to me

>>657072052
Blame oor literary predecessors: Irvine Welsh and The Broons.

hi from inverness
below freezing and i'm out of ale

>>657072594
Wouldn't be shocked either. People act like major parties last forever, but how often do you see a Whig?

>>657067845
i am from germany and i love your country

>>657072449
Fuck up ya schemie wee nut gobbling cock nosed fanny stain.

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>>657073116
Here's one for you.

>>657073236
thank u i will pass it on

>>657071345
True

>>657067845
>voting yes to UK
/thread


fuckin cunts

>>657073284
I'll have you know I work for the council my good friend, so the correct title is Lord of the Schemies wee nut gobbling cock nosed fanny stain.

>>657072027
The stereotypical Amerifag

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>>657067845
Not the best country on Earth

>>657073236
You're a good guy.

>>657073236
Same fagging

>>657072052
glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.


its ok if its one or two words - ie, "shite", in a sentence, but when you get the posts that read shit like
>"aye right puir dobber aye gunnae get munted an pulled a minger aye"

Those type of posts, are nothing but an embarrassment to our nation. You dont get Yorkshire people "talkin' 'bout treadle out skew ah' t' mill", or Somerset anons about the "comboine 'arvester."

but every, fucking goddamn Scots thread, you get people who think its clever to present themselves as drooling illiterates. Drives me round the bend.
I would say it gets my radge on, but it would only encourage them to use more words like that.

>>657073634
ya except the stereotypical american doesnt have a salary of like 300 million

>>657071279
Wank.

>>657072052
>>657073761

Now this here is a definite case of samefaggotry (or samecunting in Scots).

>>657073301
>>657073702
thank you... visit you guys last year, if everything works out i come back next year

Dundee here, fuckin freezin like

Originally from Glasgow but I live in Sweden now, had no idea I'd actually miss the place as much as I do.

>>657073790
That's true but did you know he made that himself with a small loan of 2 million dollars and a rich daddy?

>>657073569
Well go get my bins emptied then you filthy refuse technician.... and while you are at it stick another dildo in a cake for charity and make sure you murder twice the amount of people with a run away truck this Xmas.

>>657072896
>Blame oor literary predecessors: Irvine Welsh and The Broons.

I cant help feel that there's a bitter irony to the fact that Welsh was writing in dialect to emphasise the ignorant, uneducated nature of his characters, and the Broons was written as a parody of the least comprehensible accents of Scots.

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>>657073899
Checked

>>657074118
Ah but at least you get early access to Scandinavian crime dramas I imagine. Saga Noren is my waifu.

ALL HAIL QUEEN CAMERON!!!

So no sluts then, just weather talk love being Scottish, horrible weather but boy do we love to talk about it ha

>>657074184
You're getting two different councils mixed up there (also I have fuck all to do with bins).

>>657074054
For a guy who barely leaves Glasgow, at least half the girls I've shagged have been from Dundee. Is it just full of dirtys?

>>657074580
no, you've only fucked 2 laddies

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Dundee,

It's a pretty alright night, just got back from a walk. Not sure why you cunts are all bitching about the cold, I was just out in a shirt sleeve shirt, no that bad could be worse could be snowing.

>>657074580
It's a bit optimistic to refer to "at least half the girls" when you've only poked two.

>>657074709
>>657074774
Could've guessed that punchline...

>>657073761
Did ye, aye?

Naw, ye didnae!

>>657074714
Cute

>>657074420
ayy hey man it's cam the last thread got pruned

>>657074714
And what's the chances of that!? Hahahaha

>>657074541
Well if you don't work for Glasgow council then you aren't Scottish... everyone knows everyone living outside Glasgow is an English cunt. Well if you aren't a binman you must just be a councillors knob polisher.

>>657073899
Fuck up ye wee fanny go suck off a jakey

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>>657073508
>proxy voted for some folk in my area
>changed their votes to 'yes'
>mfw

>>657074714
>shirt sleeve shirt

>>657074714
She looks like every Dundee girl from Tumblr I know

>>657075318
>everyone knows everyone living outside Glasgow is an English cunt

I detect a Rangers fucknut.

>Well if you aren't a binman you must just be a councillors knob polisher.

A very profound understanding of the intricacies of local government - it consists purely of bin men and "councillors knob polishers".