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NZ Thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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[email protected]
hawkes bay nudes
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Flag is wrong, ya twot.
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>>655271272

Old school busta rhymes?

Turn it up fuck sake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OaJVHfO94A
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Why are IDs even gone?
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q tip and chemical brothers....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7Hbt_3EhI
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bumpin
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ronson & mystikal...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ognnZ3r2qyQ
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>>655271272
NZ thread and no Tala? WTF!
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My drinking is getting out of control. Got my usual level of drunk last night, but it wasn't enough. Went to the bottlestore bought whiskey. Drank it at the bus shelter, which made me puke. Missed work because I was hungover. Haven't eaten in days. Have an appointment with a counsellor. Hopefully get my shit together.
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>>655273524
kek fucking loser, just end yourself
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>>655273524
IDbro....
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>>655273524
you didn't even drive to the bottle shop....

/pleb
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>>655273827
Wish I had the courage.
>>655273909
Nah, it's theguy.
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>>655273993
Can't drive, shit gives me panic.
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>>655273524
pussy nigga.
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>>655274085
I'm afraid the world isn't for you son.
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>>655273524
stop drinking goon.
move onto something else.
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>>655274037
theguyfromthe place?
Did IDbro make you this way?
Drunk posting is a meme bro dont do it
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>>655274179
Yeah probably.
>>655274235
I haven't been drinking goon during the week, just a bottle of cider on weeknights. But since last weekend can't seem to stop myself going on binges. Having withdrawal and shit. Cold sweat, spiders crawling all over me.
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goofbro reporting in
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>>655274360
Yeah it's theguyfromtheplace. No one made me this way. Been broken from birth, don't understand how anyone lives.
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You niggas aint shit
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>>655274864
just by waking up, doing shit you don't want to do, then sitting about waiting to do more shit you don't want to do.

Life isn't the big fantasy you think it is, unless you were born with a silver spoon up your arse like a lot a kiwis, or you win the lottery or some shit.....
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>>655275080
Yeah I know, but I'm more of a fuck up than most.
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>>655274360
drunk posting is a meme?
the fuck are you on about?
drunk posting is the best.
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>>655274581
try smoking crack.
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>>655275330
how are you a fuck up exactly?

I bet it's fucking nothing you crying bitch.

tell me.
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dubs and I drink tonight.
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>>655275490
Wish I knew a dealer, wanna try opiates so bad.
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>>655274581
Withdrawls?

Take some vitamins dude. I take Centrum every day, it's complete from A to Zinc. Also if I am coming off a long spell of being drunk I get into the Vitamin K. The vitamin K helps with the calcium around your pineal gland and reduces the withdrawl effects. Also makes you less keen to do the drinking. And if you want to quit don't fucking bother with that AA retardation read the orange papers. This is a good one to start with http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-addmonst.html

Otherwise just harden up. Homeless people are drunk all the time and they do alright.
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Dunners reporting. Post yer fuckin' Logan girls!

Cold day today, by recent comparison. God, it was nice.
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>>655275586
kek, this dude said hardly eats.
mfw he;s not gettingenough selinium.
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>>655275567
no one cares if you drink or not you fucking faggot
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>>655275528
I'm not crying, I'm at peace with my failure. I'm a fuckup because I have no friends and will probs get fired. Also I'm a self loathing drunk.
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>>655275583
get some poppies and milk them yourself. totally legal in new zealand to grow(not to milk though)
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>>655275586
nigga why you taking vitamins.
you just pissing out it anyway.
probably just feeding teh cancur.
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>>655275759
It's for personal use faggit.
did I say roll dubs and I'll drink.
no, its a personal fucking post.
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>>655275887
you only piss them out if you are getting enough from real foods.
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>>655276002
nigga, taking vitamins a shit.
not even natural bruh.
you gonna create some messed up shit in your body.
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>>655276000
Trips = Never drink again
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>>655275762
fuck sake turn it in.

No friends, drunk. Jesus fella.

I'm drunk all the time and I have friends, I don't know what you're expecting friends to change for you.

Just get on with your shit. The world isn't all friends and happiness.
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>>655276000
well if it's personal do it in your own fucking personal time faggot. not on a public board
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>>655276091
>not even natural bruh
neither is cooking food, drinking alcohol or smoking plant matter, but im still going to continue doing all of these things because as a species we have evolved beyond suriving on only natural resources.
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>>655276209
>Just get on with your shit. The world isn't all friends and happiness.

Yeah, but some of it is. Always been a reject and a loser. Don't know how to make friends.
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>>655276314
all of those things you've mentioned are natural.
are you saying that you could live off the vitamins you take?
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>>655276139
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>>655276512
find someplace that people with your interests(or some) congregate, go there, pretend to be new in town and fake confidence.

its all about locations and lying.
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>>655276512
i'll be your friend just to shut you up .

come to christchurch and i'll buy you a beer.

If you pull any gay shit, i'll kill you.
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>>655275762
your not a fuck up because you have no friends.
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>>655276747
you shouldn't offer your friendship out willy nilly.
or does it mean nothing to you?
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>>655276747
full on homosexual in denial detected
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>>655275586
>it's complete from A to Zinc
kek
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>>655273524
Wah wah
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>>655276717
>>655276747
>>655276849
I always tell people this stuff, and they give me advice which I ignore. Maybe I don't want to get better, but I want someone to see me. I'm lonely as fuck.
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>>655277055
I know. Other people have real problems. I'm just doing this to myself.
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>>655276615
>all these things are natural
no they arent, most of these are only possible with man-made intervention, what matters is positive effects vs negatives and vitamin supplements(depending on the brand) can really improve someones health! so instead of preaching for natural remedies only why not preach for the most effective? shit son get it together.

no they are a supplement for what you lack in your normal food intake everybody knows this, dont pretend to be an idiot, they lack proteins, carbs, they are for people who do not have a balanced diet which most of NZ
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>>655276942
I'll offer my friendship out where ever the fuck I want.
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>>655277025
come for a beer and see......


x
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>>655277460
i'd like to keep my anal virginity thanks
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>>655277261
nigga fuck yo science.
you the type of nigga that is going to create super aids.

>>655277345
your friendship a shit.

>>655277122
nigga, have you even tried to make friends?
people aren't just going to come up to you and say hey, wanna be my friend?
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>>655277122
then stop being a self defeating fuck.

its a choice, nearly everything in life is a choice, you sound depressed, that isnt a choice(but may result from many) but how you deal with it is, dont be a weakling, be better. make a decision, stick to it, stubbornness is better than cowardice, you are the master of your mind not mastered by it.
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>>655277715
>you are the master of your mind not mastered by it.

Don't know if that is true.
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>>655277659
>this debate is too intelligent for me
>ill just pull bullshit from my ass

AIDS doesnt become drug resistant for decades of use, by which time we adapt the anti viral, holy shit dude, you're on the internet, you have the worlds knowledge at your fingertips read an article.
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>>655277122
>Maybe I don't want to get better, but I want someone to see me. I'm lonely as fuck.
You do want to get better, you know you do.

Admit it, that will be a big hurdle out of the way. Admit that you want help.

You are lonely and you want to stop being lonely, it will take a massive amount of work, it'll be tough but there is no harm in trying and every harm in not.
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>>655277659
the cuckoldry ITT is terrifying
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>>655278212
I don't think you know what that word means.
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>>655278352
fuck off
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>>655277951
only because you dont fucking believe it.

I have a chemical imbalance that makes suicidal and depressed, I choose to be better than that and am most of the time.

is it hard?
yes
is it worth it?
completely.

if you are you own worse enemy, you have to be your greatest champion.
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>>655278400
your dad does
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>>655278545
what if your mind is telling you these things because that's what you are meant to do?

who is to say by doing that, that it is wrong?
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I have Claire Cassin nudes to swap
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I have Claire C from Auckland to swap
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>>655278850
Why can't you just dump them and make this thread interesting for once?
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>>655278682
you are, you view your mind as seperate, something stronger than you, its a part of you, like a limb, that you can control, you're just out of practice or have a disability like a chemical imbalance or something, its more than nutting up, its about fighting for yourself.

you are meant to do anything, you choose to do things, free will fucking exists take complete advantage of it,
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Because no one else is..
Looking for Brittany [email protected]
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>>655279466
you speaking some hefty bullshit bruh.
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where the dunedin nudes at
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>>655279695
care to point out where I am wrong or just going post non sequiturs over and over?
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>>655280144
I view my mind and brain as something different.
what are you talking about?
brains have chemical imbalances, not your mind.
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>>655280738
don't summon yourself fgt.
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>>655271355
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>>655280377
the brain has chemical imbalances, that effect how the mind operates, large dumps of endorphin creating a giddy feeling, low levels of serotonin, norepinephrine and dopamine make you depressed which makes your mind seek loneliness, cultivate self destructive behavior and fight (mostly positive)changes, there is a lot of overlap between chemical levels and how your mind works.
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>>655280933
are you robot bro.

correct me if I am wrong, but you are just aware of how you are feeling because the brain operates on chemicals?
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>>655280850
Nope - Bender
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>>655281049
not a robot, just read a lot about things that effect me.

>but you are just aware of how you are feeling because the brain operates on chemicals?

that's actually a huge debate currently in the psychiatry and psychotherapy fields and I am no way qualified to put forward an informed opinion in on it. you're on the internet, you can find an answer you like on google.
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>>655281413
we are just chemicals.
can we even think for ourselves?

shit nigga, this is gonna fuck my shit up thinking about this.
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>>655281049
Robot???
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>>655274606
wait what, someone tell me this fuckup isnnt a kiwi

>>655275647
why do you want logan girls, you b&?
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>>655281755
Not current Logan girls, you flog
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>>655281640
huge fucking debate dude.

like our behavior can shape what chemicals our produce, but the chemicals our brain produce also control our behavior.

also we are completely aware of this and heaps of people can tell when their brain is being abnormal.

seriously dude the human brain/mind is so fucking complex idk if we will ever understand it completely
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>>655281818
yeah but did you go there or something? dunners is enough specificity, what difference does their past high school matter?

Like nobodys gonna have nudes of girls specifically from one school in one small town in nz
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>>655281955
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>>655282097
smoke a bowl dude, it makes it easier to understand for like an hour.
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>>655282250
speaking of any dealers in welly every one i know is dry
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>>655282070
Yeah, ex-Logan. Just seeing if anyone I knew ended up nude on the internet or not. There were a few contenders, for sure
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Why is idbro even gone?
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>>655282409
could also be down for this information.
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I've potentially made an awful mistake a mistake so stupid it could end up destroying my life.

Fuck fuck fuck.
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>>655282564
story time?

story time.
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>>655282564
enjoy getting v& cunt.
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>>655282564
Well, come on and tell us about it
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>>655282470
He foresaw nz threads were going to turn to shit.
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how are you fucks doing tonight?

>>655282564
Tell us a story
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>>655282564
did you steal exam papers and thru then in the river
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>>655282470
im still here
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>>655282626
>>655282637
>>655282638
>>655282679
>>655282709
Long story short...HIV
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>>655282626
>>655282637
>>655282638
>>655282651
>>655282679
>>655282709
I'll tell you guys in here:

http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>655282660
yeah nah, you're a cunt ae
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>>655282660
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>>655282780
HIV isn't even aids cunt.
go back to the 90's faggit.
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>>655282813
Didn't mean to upset you, you soft cunt.
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>>655282780
fucking long story long please?

did you fuck cousin?

if you dont post it here you totally fucked your cousin.

>not the cute one
>the fat one.
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>>655282894
nah when are upset we just look at the trophy cabinet and calm down again.

the Bledisloe looks beautiful next the the world cup btw
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tfw still no gf
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>>655280738
I'm sorry i'm late but i made it!!
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>>655283061
nz chicks are easy as fuck, do you wear a fedora or something?
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>>655282939
>Get with guy
>Fancy him as fuck
>He says things that are a bit off
>Others start talking about him to me
>Breed him last night
>Invite him round tonight
>Acts indifferent
>Have fake grindr account to catch cunt talking shit to me
>My 'mate' messages me...
>He's keen for this old guy he thinks I am

So, yeah, looks like all the shit I was told about him, found out about him is true.

Only have myself to blame if it comes to pass. Well done.
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>>655283161
how do you sort your files there all two letters then some numbers how does it work
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>>655283214
nah they always just laugh at my feminine penis run off
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>>655283258
brah that sucks, hope your HIV is a easily repressed/maybe even cured.

please inform all future partners while also wearing a condom, I dont care if your gay is contagious but that aids is serious.
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>>655283340
Haha you have a good eye! Its the persons initials, followed by the number of the pic. So if i have 20 pictures of Allison Stokke, and post the 5th one, it will be AS5!
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>>655283504
ER1 - 420 pls
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IDbro tryhard is here..
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>>655271272
Where da auckland bros at?
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>>655283562
You mean idbro wannabe?
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>>655283562
what is an IDbro
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>>655283504
Its what i do
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>>655283449
I wouldn't lie about that sorta thing, I'm not like that at all.

Just fucking sucks I got caught up in some cunts games. Don't know why I did to deserve it.
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>>655283652
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>>655283613
Yo dude. What suburb?
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>>655283556
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>>655283849
final post of thing for advice/natural argumentbro here, am drunk so I deserve so self grandiose behavior.

you didnt deserve it, it happened to you so its something you have to deal but dont ever think you deserved it, if you get the chance to ruin that faggot(not a insult I throw around at gays lightly)s life, do it, hes a waste of oxygen for this happening to you, be the bigger man and prove it,.
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Wellington reporting in!
Oh rate me and Dubs gets my age!
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Is this the worst NZ of all time?
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>>655284320
know any dealers in welly
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>>655284412
I think so...
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>>655284320
also 7/10 not bad (no homo)
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>>655284360
not even close
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>>655284483
Thanks now any good porn sites or porn stars I'm diamond's
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>>655284238
Thanks, man.

>I'd be your friend, lad.
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>>655284590
damplips.com
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>>655284741
Thanks
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4u halle
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>>655284974
ritanon is back
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>>655285038
:)
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>>655284974
I'm still waiting on the other 418
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>>655283504
jesus you're such a faggot
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>>655282470
Waiting for him to come back
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>>655285134
>posts uncut penis
GTFO faggot
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>>655285135
Hahahaha, I like how you're keeping notes!
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>>655285140
you're meant to ignore idbro's new faggy posting style
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