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Ask a guy from the Faroe Islands anything.

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Ask a guy from the Faroe Islands anything.
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>>654978547
Where are the Faroe Islands?
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Are you a whalefucker?
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>>654978634
They lie a bit north of the United Kingdom, and between Iceland and Norway.
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>>654978793
I fuck so many whales that I can be considered Japanese.
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>>654978793
>>654978634
That pretty much sums up any curiosity we will have.
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>>654978966
Damn man, I was so happy. Now my mood has been ruined and I will kill myself. Totally. Like omg.
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>>654978547
how is life in there?
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>>654979296
It's very interresting, seeing how many people we can offend killing those whales.

But there are not many instrument shops, like 2 in the entire country. And the weather is like a seizure, first there's sun, 10 mins later it's snowing, then there comes fog and hour later, then at last it rains the rest of the day.
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Do you eat seagull?
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Tell us your age, whether you are a virgin and if not, how you get girlz there.

I visited Faroe once, only took hikes and rode a helicopter, made no friends, talked to no girls whatsoever. Didn't know how to get started with strangers at all.
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>>654980033
Actually! We don't eat seagull, but some other bird that has vomit as a defence mechanism.
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>>654980219
I'm 19, I'm not a virgin, you get girls by going out on a lame drinking night out/party.

And also, the people here are VERY shy, that's why no one ever talks to tourists unless they're paid to do it.

Also, there's alot of accidental incest in our community. As in they are so few people here and people fall in love, without knowing their ancestors.
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>>654980618
They might be cousins and not even know.
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Do you speak englesk or dansk at home?
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GRINDABOĐ!!!
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>>654980618

OK, interesting. You live in the most beautiful country on earth. I actually didn't mind the solitude, except fuck me the women in Faroe are so beautiful to me.
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>>654981131
KOM EFTIR HASON FANANS HVALUNUM!
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>>654978547
bow to youre dane master you drunk!
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>>654981113
I speak Faroese, a wierd mix between norse languages. But I know English better than about 80% of my country.
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>>654981596
Well shit, I'll just go to Norway, my real father.
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>>654981742
You butthurt about us killing whales?
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The Faroe Islands is a shit country to live in, there's never any weed and all the bars suck, and it's winter 8 months a year.
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>>654978547
is a good place to chill out?
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>>654981310
Thanks man. Nice to hear that 'bout my country!
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>>654982086
I live in Florida. Wouldn't mind the weather in Faroe.
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>>654982124
Well, yeah the Faroe Islands is a great place to chill out.

In the summer, I'll just pack a small bag, go hike up a mountain, sit there for some hours, and enjoy the view and the peace and quietness.
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>>654978547
lol where's that, Canada?
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Hvussu nógvir føroyingar eru her?
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>>654982086
Dude, I don't know where you get your weed. But I gotta agree, most of the bars suck.
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>>654982467
Umleið 48,000.

Translation :
About 48,000
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>>654982467
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snakker du norsk?

also how easy are the women there?
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>>654982453
Well, it's some thousand Km's away from Canada.
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>>654982733
Ok tað er ikki selrliga nógv

Translation: Ok that's not alot
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>>654982906
Jeg taler ikke meget, norsk.

Well they're kinda average easy to get.
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How come the bbc NEVER mention you in the weather forecasts?
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>>654978547
How much fun stuff is there to do. I am organising a stag do and was considering Faroes as a destination for its unusual factor.
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>>654983468
why would they?
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>>654983257
for a nation of 48000 ppl being different should make thing easier, or you guys don't like foreigners?
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>>654983468
I work at the BBC. Where are the Faroe Islands? Are they British?
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>>654983468
Because we are so unknown,

btw-
If you watch cringey stuff, you might know TANIC the hegdehog, I know the brother of the guy who created Tanic. They're from Faroe Islands.
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>>654983610

Well they mention the scilly isles at least every 18 months not mentioning you lot is discrimination
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>>654978547
i wanna move there, what do i have to do
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>>654983724

Yes they are 200 miles east of Argentina and totally british
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Is the suicide rate high there like it is in Greenland?

No offence to your country, but I'd kill myself if I lived there. I'd rather live in ISIS controlled territory and enjoy the weather.
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>>654983972
Imagine being this shit at b8 (or genuinely this dumb)
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>>654978547
I just realised that i live on a river-island in Hamburg (GER) with as many inhabitants as the Faroe Islands.
But far more Arabs and ofc weed.

Crazy stuff. Do you have any pics from your place, OP?
How's life at your place? What do people do?
Spend their life there, travel around idk...
And: Hows the broadband?
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Hvar eru tit í landinun? Eg eri í havn
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>>654983972
The Faroe Islands has nothing to do with Britain. However it does have alot to do with Denmark
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>>654984269

Them fisheries is ours sunshine and fuck iceland as well
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>>654983543
Well damn, a guys last day of freedom? Prepare money, because this place is a little bit more expensive, as for cadbury chocolate, you can buy it in london for 1 pound, but in the faroe ilands for 2 pounds, same size.

There's is not much fun stuff here xD, but shit when you get drunk, and you go hang out with other drunk faroese guys, you'll have a lasting relationship.
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>>654984258
Eg eri í Suðuroy.
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>>654984472
Well .. No
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Why do all your people look like they have mild Downs Syndrome?
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>>654978547
are the islands xenophobic?
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>>654981961
No. Are your parents siblings?
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>>654978547
Are you enjoying your independence from us?

- a dane
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>>654984883
No, they're generally extremely welcoming to tourists, even some of the Sea Shepard crew, spoke out about the generosity and kindness of the Faroese people
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>>654982422
fag
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>>654984173
The broadband is average, or a bit lower average.

And I'll post some pictures that I've taken.

Took this one while out hiking
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>>654985040
The Faroe Islands is not independent
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>>654982453
No. But it's just as gay.
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>>654985040
Shit man, just let us go.

Here's another picture I took while out hiking.
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>>654985292

I knew it your all commies
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hvad koster en øl?
Lærer i stadig dansk i skolen og kan folk snakke det?
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>>654985875
mhmh ... and also trannies , the whole bunch .. even the chicks ...
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>>654985563
Dude, who the fuck is that girl?

Aaaaaaand here's another picture.
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>>654983724
Danish
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>>654986237
facepalm
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>>654986022
En øl koster de samme som I Danmark.
Og, ja vi har Dansk som et fag.
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>>654986159

Hmmmmmm tree huggers with no trees ? all covered in whale blood ?
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>>654984883
Actually some people are.
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>>654986578
Oh there are trees .. just not large forrests ... So no need to worry about the tree huggers loneliness :)
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I want to be a French teacher abroad, don't know where yet, try to sell Faroe Islands, should I go live there ? Can I find a work there ?
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>>654986783

What nationality are you ?
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>>654987042
French
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>>654986530
alle har som
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>>654986228
Have you ever had a poo in the sea?
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>>654986228
>>654985729
>>654985295
Really appreciated, Dude.
It really seems like a chill place.
But pretty steep for hiking. Is it like that everywhere?

Here's a pic of where i live.
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>>654986783
There are actually lots of school here that teach french, but I don't know the salary for teachers here.

But I don't know, you really have to be settled with money to live here, everything is a little more expensive than everyother country's prices ever.
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>>654986228
Not a girl.
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>>654987661
shieeeet
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>>654978547
Why do you hunt whales?
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>>654987315
Well, there are gravel paths most places, but to the places where I taken pictures, it takes a bit to get there.

There are not alot of steep mountains, but there are very steep cliffs where people usualy jump off to kill themselves.

And nice looking city, I'd say that the weather looks like that in the Faroe Islands about 2 - 3 weeks a year.
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>>654987435
I'll tell you the things I need to be happy

>Small modern apartment/house that's clean
>Store nearby so I don't have to drive too long
>Decent views and cool natural views (I liked the pictures here)
>Decent internet
>A country not full of poor fags and having polite and respectful people around
>Also ease to find a wife
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>>654987927
Well I've been helping with some yes. but not often, only if it's in my village.
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>>654987927
Because whales are fags.
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>>654988008
Usually?
So nógv sjálvmord eru sku ikki í FO ;)
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Inbreeding
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>>654987927
It's cultural , and then it's just plain and simply food. And delicious food, to most faroese people.
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>>654978547
why you won greece in football before a couple of years?
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>>654984883
Didn't I read about the Faroe Islands being extremely religious and homophobic?
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>>654978547
how do i get there? denmark doesn't requires visa for my country
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How big is the town's satellite dish ?
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Gay anal with own father and dolphin
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>>654988008
I love how my suicide question was answered so casually.

Must be pretty normal over there.
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>>654988848
>Usually?
>So nógv sjálvmord eru sku ikki í FO ;)

It's not that common over there
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going forkey live one hour jobs how fair back here does day jimmy
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Hi OP, I saw Týr in concert. They suck.
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>>654988643
just take a plane, Island is a part of the EU and Schengen if i remember correctly.
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>>654978547
alot of movies/tv shows been filmed in Faroe islands?you seen any celebs?
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How many grinds have you had this year? I dont see why SJWs should be upset about them
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>>654989256
I saw Týr at Fibbers in York. They were pretty good I guess.

Have you met Týr OP?
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>>654978547
What the FUCK is a Faroe?
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>>654988147
Well shit, I walk to buy groceries everyday, shops are almost close by everywhere. I live in a plave that has this view >picture.

And there are about 260 homeless people on the islands. I'd say the only hard thing would be to find a wife, since most people here are shy. But if you just walk around in bars get to know people there, since you are going to move here, primarely by yourself I suppose.
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>>654988008
>the weather looks like that in the Faroe Islands about 2 - 3 weeks a year.
It's not that much longer here. Thats why i got on top of the WWII aircraft gun bunker to chill as soon as it was sunny.
Otherwise pretty rough climate here, too.

Do young people stay on the islands for their life or is it common to leave for studies or forever?
Also, are there typical countries you visit on holidays?
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>>654988616
I don't know about being homophobic, but religious, holy fuck, we are religious.
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Does your country have opportunities for immigrants?
I am a lawyer in my country.
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>>654989661
I should scout your archipelago ahead on Okcupid and if I can find a potential girlfriend I'll consider it, it sounds comfortable to live
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>>654989916
No
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>>654989916
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>>654989759
It's common to leave for studies, but not forever some return later.

I've been to spain twice, and once to Denmark. Spain is usualy where we go, to be annoying tourists...
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How big is the mosque ?
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>>654989893
I vaguely remember an article a few years back about a bunch of faroese people gathering to beat the living shit out of a gay man, who then fled to Iceland or something
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>>654989916
There are not many immigrants, as in syrian refugees. And most people are against it here.
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>>654990324
There's not a mosque in our country.
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>>654989991
Wow, literally no girl there
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>>654990409
So hard to .. control my fingers on the keyboard, being Faroese and knowing the guy you talk about ... But no , you got it kind of wrong.. And there was no fleeing to any country
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>>654990324
That's in Reykjavík, Iceland. Not Faroes.
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>>654990409
Holy shit I wanna read it, I'll probably search for it later.
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>>654990748
so what happend?
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>>654990294
What do you work as? I somehow picture you all as fishermen or somewhere in the nautical field.
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>>654990294
Hola que tal soy del norte de españa ahi mucha rubia por las islas faroe?
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>>654990748
Enlighten us pls
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>>654990518
As immigrant I was referring me as student/working immigrant, not some war refugee from middle east. I am catholic and speak a little bit of icelandic and a good amount of deutsch.
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Do you know pic related?
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>>654990934
Right now, I don't have a job, because I want to use my time for studying, but I used to work at a place called "Varðin Pelagic" which is basically a fisherman, but we take the fish in and filet it.
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>>654990748

So you two still go hiking ?
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>>654991261
I do not know her.
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>>654991424
Story about the gay beating, dude.
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>>654991092
Sadly it's a story that ended in suicide, however I don't want to give the impression, that suicide is a common thing up there. The whole fight incident, even pushed people and politicians to change the law to protect gay people in the same way as heterosexuals. Very conservative I know.
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>>654991598
Shit, you're talking to the wrong guy, this is OP.

Another Anonymous posted that.
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>>654978547
What do you think of Denmark basically owning your country?
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Do you fuck with Tyr?
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>>654991309
Don't know OP, and I never was much of a hiker while I lived in the Faroe Islands
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>>654991844

For fucks sake you left in ronald mac donald
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>>654991923
Heri dated my sister
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>>654991844
Personally I dislike Denmark, and its language dialect, it sounds so wierd. but Fuck, Idgaf about. I have family in Demark 'n' shit.
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>>654992005

No hiking ? so you left to go into rehab ?
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>>654991816
What was the fight all about? Were there a lot of people?
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>>654991844
They really don't ... Maybe in some aspects, but the Faroe Islands are not in the EU , so they can actually be more independent than Denmark, if Denmark goes all in on EU this week
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What languages do you speak?
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>>654992229
Yes, I had to go to rehab, I was fucking to many whales.
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>>654981131
fag
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>>654992486
Faroese, Danish & English.
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How many pyramids have the Faroes built?
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>>654992552

At last this pic is relevant
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>>654982422
fag
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>>654992752
5.
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>>654978547
how come you faroe an island?
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>>654991261
Storytime. Faroe girl Elly was catfished severely and after gay jewish hosts tell her, Ellie didn't care and was still demented Amerifat's gf. So cucked.
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>>654992945
Because I'm a pharoe
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>>654993196
I've heard about the show, but I haven't herd about da stowee
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>>654984022
fuck your sister
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>>654993428
It's just cringe.
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>>654989661
ert tú frá tvøroyri?
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>>654984812
incest fags
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>>654993781
Je eri av Tvøroyri :D
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>>654994068
signature building in the distance :p
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>>654994068
tad sá man sum Føroyingur ;)
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>>654984269
The countrysides look identical though
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>>654992281
About 65. Didn't do shit.
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>>654978547
could you run a speedtest to nearest server on mainland? I'm curious. Thanks!
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Ah, jeg har så lyst til å flytte dit. Kanskje om noen år!
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>>654994371
True that. However , the only affiliation with Britain , is from WW2
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>>654994681
I could try, but I don't know any outside homepages to do that on,....
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>>654994761

Traitors drive on the left or we come back
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>>654994761
And Frestelske the week when every englishman atleast 21 can demand to get his cock sucked by the faroe person of his choosing.
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>>654995483
That's actually funny man .. Not often internet jokes make me smile :)
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>>654995785

Cheers dude it's not often my sense of humour gets understood !
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>>654996450
How autistic are you?
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>>654996838

The kind that can manage some occasional originality instead of endlessly posting pics from some crap website of a girl you will never meet
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>>654997323
HAHA! Fucking ey!
This was an interesting night, thanks for the talk people!
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>>654997580
Yeh this was very wierd, specially the trans girl posts everywhere.
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>>654997580

Good night dude
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>>654978547
there's weaboos in there?
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>>654997323
Is this cringe thread now?
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Are there a lot o drugs in the Faroe Islands and hookers and gangs and stuff like that?
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yeh cringe thread now
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>>654998148
There is weed, and little cocaine, and no gangs. Not many hookers.
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>>654997986

No
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