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why does The big bang theory show penny as some kind of prized

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why does The big bang theory show penny as some kind of prized catch that people die to end up with? she's often shown as stupid, controlling narcissistic yet the show seems to consider her to be this amazing girl that a successful guy with a PHD would die to be with.

is it just because of her breasts?
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>>654791101
Yup
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>>654791101
it's typical neckbeardery. beta fags who will never touch a breast will idolize anything.
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This is why you dumb ass.
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>>654792791
What is this supposed to represent fag?
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Cauee she is fucking hot
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It's a trope. If you don't get it you're probably a faggot.

>op
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the big bang theory is a disgusting show and anybody who says otherwise is a fag
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>>654793018
that's it? her being hot is enough to make marrying her the ultimate success that everyone strives for?
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>>654792502
The male cast of TBBT are not nerds. They're fucking models that were given a pair of glasses and an ugly sweater.
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>>654793350
Yes, where have you been? Living under a rock or too much time in your parents basement?

Rick and Morty
"He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's."
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>>654791101
You are a retarded fag

/sage
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>>654793018

Bernadette > Penny
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>>654793836

Yes, I remember that rick and morty quote, but do people really believe that? would most guys MARRY a girl just for her attractiveness?
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Because the show is a piece of shit?
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>>654793943
irrelevant
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>>654791101
>>654793018

She was hot 8 years ago when the show started.

Anyway, it makes normies feel better if nerds grovel over a normie. If Penny was smart and hot, or just smart, then no one would watch the show because there's be no one to relate to. And of course, you can't have normies grovelling over nerds. That just upsets the whole social order.
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>>654791101
the show is for normals, not autistic men. She has a great body and is relatively attractive. The beginning joke was shy nerds dropping spagehtti around her
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>>654794127
her "brains" must be huuuuge!!
talkin bout "Ph-Double-D"
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>>654792990
Try being older than 16 so you remember the scene.
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>>654794292
That's how many of their ancestors did it. And that led to them, so it is a time tested way to reproduce. For 99.999999999% of all the people, their children are really their only legacy or proof they existed.
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>>654791101
I too, would like an answer to this. Her narcissism alone is highly degrading of her appeal. And she's not THAT attractive. I suspect the whole appeal is that she's on display for many to see
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>>654793495
>Jim Parsons
>that tiny kike
>models

Lol. That's like saying Elliot Rodgers is good looking.
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>>654794869
They're totally average good looking guys, when dressed right.
yes, maybe exept the jew...
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>>654794537
She was never hot.
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>>654794127
Yeah. Little with massive tits. Would smash.
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>>654795063
Parsons, arguably yes. But that fucking punchable face, my god...
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Americunt society is so shallow that this is what they call a proper woman? Some random, semi illiterate, blond slut?
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>>654791101
>The big bang theory show penny as some kind of prized catch that people die to end up with?
Nope, it shows her as a hot piece of ass. (She isn't all that hot anymore). Any guy, nerd or not would wanna tap that.

>she's often shown as stupid, controlling narcissistic
yes...

>yet the show seems to consider her to be this amazing girl that a successful guy with a PHD would die to be with.
No, it's going for that "opposites attract" and "good guy always get the pretty girl" narrative that is the formula for 90% of romcoms.

>why the fuck are we reading so much into a shitty TV show again?
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>>654795147
well, she was never more than an 8/10, but she was hot enough that the Leonard character's fixation with her didn't seem totally absurd (unlike now).
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>>654794127
This.
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>>654791101
I think that's the whole point. You don't have to be that great a catch for betas to worship you.
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>>654792458
*like*
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>>654795147
see statements like this are worthless because those that make them usually never give an example of whom they feel is "hot".
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>>654795063
The only good looker there is the Indian... and that says a lot.
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>>654795343
Noone would consder them ugly or nerdy or unfuckable. Even in their "nerd"-costumes.
The show would be almost interesting if the had a cast like a real neckbeard beta nerd.
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>>654795349
pretty much. even worse is that these often times these women believe it themselves. they honestly believe they are interesting, valuable people, simply for existing, because everyone around them reinforces and validates this fantasy.
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>>654795589
She was barely a 6/10. Stop using game review scoring.

Leonard fixated on anything female that spoke a word to him. The fact she had an endless parade of boyfriends raised his hopes she'd get drunk one night and do something with him.
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>>654795614
that's part of the question.

Why does the show make a PHD with a good, kind hearted personality into a beta? or is that what the general dumb public considers to be beta?
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>>654791101
Because joos
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I remember watching the un-aired first episode. It didn't have a laughtrack or audience cued to laugh and there was a different actress instead of Penny. It was slightly darker humor
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It is a fucking TV show. Get over yourselves. It was never meant to be anything, but a sitcom.
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>>654796262
I'll split the difference and say 7/10. Face was nothing special but she had a nice, tight body when she was 22.

Incidentally, today is Kaley Cuoco's birthday funnily enough.
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>>654796368
that's also true. the show is bluepill as fuck for that reason also. Young, highly educated physicists, making fucking bank, no way would they be dying to beta orbit some fuckin waitress. irl they'd be alpha as fuck, confident, ambitious, arrogant.
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>>654796708

And a pretty lousy one.
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>>654791101
Because you're a faggot
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she's a moderately attractive woman that they know personally

you tend to be attracted to people you know more personally than random fucking strangers.

therefore, them being friends or neighbors or whatever the fuck they are in the show is actually pretty fucking normal that they're attracted to her.
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>>654794869
Elliot Rodgers wasn't bad looking at all.
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>>654793495
They don't play the part of models though you fucking idiot. They're actors. And you know what they're acting as?

That's right.

Nerds.
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>>654794700
>Try being older than 16 so you remember the scene.
Not him, but I'm 51 and I don't fucking remember the scene.
Maybe if you have crap movies from the '80's memorized you should go outside more often.
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She's built like a fucking wardrobe.

>>654797328
/r9k/ is that way.
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>>654791101
bazanga
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>>654797535
that's what makes it so hard to believe. they could have chosen a better cast.
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>>654797538
>Not him, but I'm 51
>in TBBT thread on /b/
..you poor soab
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if I had a PHD and live in S. California would probably jump the border and head to Hong Kong get a different bitch every day of the week instead of having a control bitch like penny.
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it's fucking jew tv, why even ask why they do it
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Doesn't Amy and Bernadet both have PhDs irl?
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>>654794127
This. Penny is just dolled up while Bernadette is dolled down.
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>>654797174
again, that's irrelevant.
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>>654798352
Mayim Bialik does.

Also, not that it has anything to do with that but upon reading through the cast's wikipedia pages I found that Jim Parsons is 42 years old.
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>>654791101
Yes.
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>>654797816
It's TV.
A TV 2/10 is an irl 8/10
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>>654791101
>she's often shown as stupid, controlling narcissistic yet the show seems to consider her to be this amazing girl


They are trying to portray the typical American woman.
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>>654791101
Yes and they're fake and misshapen
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>>654791101
be honest if you were leonard you would thank the lord if penny fucked you
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She's cute and would do okay with jocks and to start was way out of the guy's league, but she is not portrayed as a goddess or movie star looks girl. Just all American girl next door. That chick with the huge rack and glasses, on the other hand, I'd join ISIS for!!
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>>654791101
Because shes trophy wife material.
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>>654800377
If I were Leonard I would have a PHD, and I would work at a major university, I would focus more on my research and if there's time left in the day, I would find a suitable mate, one who doesn't look down on me because I am more intelligent ffs
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>>654800811
No no she's not. Not even close.
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>>654801042
Faggot confirmed.
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>>654801042
Holy shit calm down faggot, go back to your boipuccy thread.
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>>654800941
Nobody looks down on nerds because they're intelligent, they look down on them because they're ugly and have no social skills

Leonard isn't just intelligent, he's a bag of aspies
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>>654800941
>suitable mate
You're more comparable to sheldon
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>>654800377
If I had a phd in physics I think I'd have more self respect than to chase after a fucking waitress.

I like how they shoehorned in her career change to pharmaceuticals rep because she was starting to look like a golddigging ho.
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>>654800811
This.
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>>654801042
What an absolute faggot.
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>>654800811

Considering the show's wide appeal, does the general public consider these types of people to be as great in the eyes of others as penny in the eyes of leonard?
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>>654801448
the point is that he has low self esteem and no social skills due to bullying in school etc. it's basic psychology
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Who cares.

Someone post her nudes already.
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>>654800941
I would just bang hookers or hire a personal cum dumpster rather than deal with the self entitled, below average intelligence, leech of a human that she portrays.
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>>654801989

It worked well for Charlie Sheen.
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>>654791101

Watching that shitty show.
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>>654801383
I'll tale that as a fucking compliment.
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>>654791101
She needs to be a dumb bitch so that autists see her as achievable, and dumb bitches see her as non-threatening. The show paints her as attractive to hide the fact that her character is literally a tool used to make total fucking morons feel comfortable watching a show about a nitpicking Jew, a self-righteous christian, a condescending hipster and an immigrant, who make jokes about whatever J.J.Abram movie happens to be coming out at the time in order to fill the twenty-two minutes between eating a frozen lasagna for one and experiencing explosive diarrhea while clutching the pale mass of jelly the diner calls a body, begging their God to bring them a man as wonderful and considerate and approachable a man as LEONARD FUCKING HOFSTADTER.
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>>654791101
>is it just because of her breast?

Literally the only reason
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>>654802894
I think it's because of both of her breasts not just her singular breast
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Bernadette is the most desirable female on that show anyway.

>short and cute
>dem diddays

Too bad the kike is to much of a beta faggot to put her in her place, bitch won't be happy unless she finds a man who can subjugate her.
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>>654802425
That's the longest sentence I've ever seen in my life. I can sense your untethered rage, anon. It's either bed time or doobie time, brah.
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>>654803297
she's cute but she's not hot
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>>654802425

>a self-righteous christian

Who? The only one I can remember is Shuldhurs soccer mom of a sister.
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>>654803474

idk, personal preference on my part I guess, cute girls are the hottest because it's incredibly hot when cute girls agree to let you do nasty shit to them for sexual gratification.
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>>654802105
I don't really care for the guy, but he certainly isn't stupid.
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>>654803852
yeah most guys on here prefer cute girls
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>>654795349
Sick right?
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>>654791101
>stupid
>narcissistic
>hot

that's fucking perfect.
what do you want more?
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>>654803297
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>>654805112
fuck off with this caitlin jenner shit already. it stopped being funny months ago now its just a forced meme
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>>654805112

... god damn it, I just fapped a few minutes ago
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>>654805387
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>>654791101
Because shows like "TBBT" and other shit wants the public (non goys) to be used to:
>Not getting laid
>Bitches being cunts
>Jews are 'normal' and common
>Being Nerdy and nonathletic/unfit is cool or okay

And much much more.
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>>654791101
From what I've seen the show is aimed at betafags by betafags. The actress is trying to play a character that's written as an idea.

In other words she's hot, so nerds put up with all of it to occasionally glimpse cleavage.
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>>654805387
kek
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>>654791101
the big bang theory is fucking stupid. you hear that recorded laugh way too much on the show and theres not even jokes. also they make try to make nerds into some kind of culture and it looks ridiculous. i know sheldon acoustic as fuck but one time i saw him wear a shirt with a recycling symbol on it. what the fuck? who wears that shit? the show is not even funny. also they get science stuff wrong all the fucking time.
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>>654805805
and sheldon, who is supposed to be the genius, is gaming on a fucking alienware laptop. its a show for people who think theyre smart. They just have a shitty joke, throw in a few complex word, and people laugh.
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>>654805728

>sucker

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHHHHH, MOAR NIGGER, FUCKING MOAR!

DICK
IS
DIAMONDS
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>>654805765
This.
>agenda
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>>654791101
Because it is not a show about nerds, it is a show about how non nerds picture nerds.
In the specific case nerds are seen as so desperate for pussy that they will cling to the first they get.
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>>654805924
the first 3 seasons were really good. then they went downhill.
also it's a live audience.
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ITT - angry neckbeards who cant score higher than a 3/10 and think all hot chicks are shallow bitches.
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>>654805728
I thought, that they were bigger...
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>>654806054
>my computer came with windows vista pre-installed
>*laugh track*
How anyone thinks this is a show "for nerds" is beyond me.
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>>654791101

Congrats, you've realized the point.

If the main character weren't such a socially illiterate piece of shit, he'd realize he's obsessing over something that's all flash and no substance.
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>>654806500
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>>654805112
Is this a fucking shemale?
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>>654806627
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Priya is the controlling one
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>>654806287
>it's a live audience
i know hollywood good enough to kow that they use signs to signal the people when to laugh. the laughing audience thing was fun in that show with steve urkel but its not ok today. it just seems to me that Hollywood is milked empty of all its creativity.

the show is dumb, these guys are not nerds or geeks. they are a bunch of sad retards. also what is all the bazungo crap?
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>>654806289

i dont think she is shallow or a bitch. Just like OP, i think she┬┤s just not that hot....
i mean, yes she is a cute lady, but meh... i know bitches way hotter irl...
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>>654806698
>>654806627
This is the quality of writing I expect from the show.
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>>654806913
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>>654806787
>>654806698
>>654806627
these jokes are shitty, but they make me laugh more than the show.
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would any of the gang have a chance afterall being doctors and professors = big $$$$

>> penny still fucks niggers and pays their bus fare
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>>654806971
last one
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>>654797844
and who the fuck are you?
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>>654807170
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its so weird that these kissless virgins marry their first gfs.
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>>654807234
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It's a show about genius level nerds, written by terrible comedians who think they understand geniuses and nerds. At all.
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>>654803297
You say that but it's canon she has at one point been a coal burner.
Complete writeoff really.
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>>654794869
Elliot Rodgers was actually good looking
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>>654807359
>show about genius level nerds
they are so genius that they cant even figure out social skills. no sorry but nerds are not like that. retards are.
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>>654807526
he was alright but he looked like he had botox
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That video of the show with the laugh track faded out pretty much says it all.
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>>654807546
...which is why I pointed that out in the second half of my sentence...
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>>654794292
You must be new to this. So the girls like penny sleep around with anyone they find attractive until they only just start shriveling up into old age, then they usually go find a desperate successful ugly guy to live off of while they develop a drinking problem.
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>>654803607
sheldon, maybe?
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>>654806847
Well memed my friend
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shitty show stupid girl
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>>654807608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
kek
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>>654807726
This
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>>654807313
i dont understand how a society can come to a general consensus that this behavior is not out casted and sometimes even desirable while men cannot in the slightest show their sexuality without being called a pervert or something like that. i dont mind this behavior, what i mind is that we as guys cant do it without being hated.
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>>654803607
I think he meant Sheldon is self righteous and a christian(culturally). Not self righteously christian.

I wish they would of slammed religion more. Sheldons mother is a creationist and their arguments always go 'Darwin...you're wrong...agree to disagree'.
Every Jewish joke is a cultural jewish joke. Living with mother etc. And the Hindu stuff is sacred cow hacky crap.
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>>654807725
ok sorry
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>>654794292
>would most guys MARRY a girl just for her attractiveness?
Only guys with very little experience with girls in general. Guys that never had female friends or long lasting relationships.
Ugly, but rich guys for example.

I want someone that has a similar personality, hobbies, interests, friends, taste (movies, music, clothes, etc), sex drive, kinks, etc.

Looks are a bonus, but as long as she isn't ugly it's okay.

>marriage
personality > looks
rather take a nice 6, than a boring 10
>ONS/fuckbuddy
looks > personality
rather take a hot 10, than a kinky 6
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>>654797180
>you tend to be attracted to people you know more personally than random fucking strangers.
opposite for me
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Attempting to distract that stupid people cannot write smart characters well.
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>>654807822
this explains alot.
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>>654801309
>Nobody looks down on nerds because they're intelligent, they look down on them because they're ugly and have no social skills
That's what I hate most about the social outcasts here.

>is nice and intelligent
>has no success with girls
>thus thinks he will have success if he becomes a dumb and aggressive asshole

Being nice and intelligent is a bonus for girls.
Being attractive, confident and having social skills is the minimum though.
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>>654807170
JESUS FUCK
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>socially retarded
Thats a free pass to be a sick depraved motherfucker. Awsome!
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ITT: OP is fucking shocked that guys would go after a girl just because of her looks.

kek, are you legitimately fucking autistic?
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>>654801786
Bullying prepared me for the real world.

I learned not to get bothered by others trying to put me down.

Helped me a lot in my job and to gain confidence.
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>>654808922
OP probably comes from a culture were people actually have integrity.
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>>654791101
School-smart, and PHD-wielding, Leonard continues the cultural narrative that nerd/geeks can get the hot girl, that they missed out on in high school.

All you gotta do is excuse a girl's questionable history and baggage. Defend all behavior, no matter how much she deserves it. And, wait, wait, wait for her to come around to you. After all, nice guys finish last.

But like most guys with PHD's, Leonard is only selectively smart. When it comes to social situations and women, he's a dumbass. Conforming to the narrative like the good little boy that he is, he overvalues this singular girl, ignores her history and behavior, and attempts to prove himself to her. Leonard finally wins her over by dramatically butting in to a conflict between her and her current on-again/off-again boyfriend. And that's when I stopped watching. Wondering to myself if people actually buy in to this fantasy.

And people most certainly do. There's a double message here. For women, it's a guide on how to string along you're own little nerdy-moneybags. Talk like them, act like them, and infiltrate their circles. And when they start nearing 30 years old and guys start ignoring her, they can finally make it official with their nerdy-moneybags.
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>>654797538
>crap movies from the '80's

one of the best movies from the 80's. You are really, really awful.
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>>654808922
I'm a guy and it always shocks me when I meet people that are like that.

You spend most of your day and every night with your wife. Why don't you care about her personality?

For me a gf is like a regular friend that I cuddle and have sex with.
Not just something to look at.
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>>654809198
have you ever looked at twitch? its a money making machine for girls with balloon tits that pretend to play video games. they are not providing content yet they are getting donations.
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Guys, seriously, could you create a fb group or whatever and make it a nice place for all of you ? You could speak about this shitty show and other craps like you do all day.
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>>654809198
Spot on analysis.
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>>654808924
Well there are a few different possible outcomes in these situations, bullying can cause things such as avoidant personality disorder or the adverse, in cases such as yours. It's not very uncommon for people to turn out like Leonard though, and that explains why he doesn't have the "self respect" to get a girl who isn't stupid and parasitic
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>>654797844
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>>654809198

Pisses me off to no end

>be a man
>be a successful person who contribute to society and/or the betterment of mankind through hard work
>be a woman
>"I make penises hard lol"
>everyone falls all over themselves with praise
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>>654809668
>For me a gf is like a regular friend that I cuddle and have sex with.
>Not just something to look at.

for me to man, but i want a better bond with her than being just friends, i also want us to care for each other and look after each other more personally than friends.
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>>654809861
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>>654791101
her tits are fake anyway
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>>654809962
>be you
>do neither
>argue on Japanese cartoon image board
>feel important
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>>654809861
Lawl
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>>654809998
sounds like you have shitty friends
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>>654796107
Then it would just be the equivalent of a cringe-thread, but longer and more painstaking.
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>>654809857
>that explains why he doesn't have the "self respect" to get a girl who isn't stupid and parasitic
yeah but somewhere along the line you start to realize that you need to become better at social stuff if you want to get somewhere in life and you lay down what happened in high school and you make a new life for yourself. but no this fool has to chase this random hoe that lives in the same building as him.
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>>654810212

>do neither

My work contributes to keeping the digital infrastructure in my town running. Sure, it's not groundbreaking science since I'm too stupid for that, but I'd call it contributing to society though.
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>>654809857
But this only means he never had a self reflecting phase.

I started to wonder why I got bullied and started improving on that. I looked at the behavourial differences between social outcasts, sheeple/followers and the leaders and decided to become a leader.

Stopped getting bullied at 14, first gf at 15, first threesome at 16. 100+ partners so far.

I realized that most bullies are sad and pathetic themselves and only try to pull down others so they feel better.
I told myself they were the problem, but that I marked myself as a victim.

I looked and acted like a dork.
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>>654791101
its because of how she makes you feel about yourself..*weeps softly to himself*
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>>654810212
>be you
>reply to someone on said Japanese cartoon image board
>fell even more important


>implying 4chan isnt a Belarusian fly fishing board
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>>654810294
i have no friends at the moment. but im introverted i dont like people close to me besides my girlfriend. also people cannot touch me besides my gf not even my friends. i only hug people because its a social thing. the first time that i hugged someone because i wanted to was my gf when i was 15, ive never hugged someone before without it being a social obligation not even my mom or dad.

>inb4 autist
all memes aside, im not autistic, i was tested.
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>>654809746
My grievance with twitch is not with the endless parade of whores but the permavirgins enabling them.
I'd make a comment about them transitioning to full blown camwhoring but from what I gather not only do some do both, it's actually more lucrative to keep the clothes on and play vidya.
At least with a camwhore they're degrading themselves comparatively more than the person paying to see it,
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>>654791101
Penny's character is more the girl next door than stupid slut. If you were't playing with yourself you might have noticed.
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>>654810501
Really? Me too. I ran a coaxial cable from the neighboring town that I spliced to steal the signal. It feeds all of my town their digital content. Occasionally a goat hoof damages the line. Man things get crazy then... Small world.
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>>654810961
>i was tested
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>>654810961
The test was wrong
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>>654810961
>autist

but seriously though, I've never hugged someone unless it was a social obligation before either.

because Im not a 14 year old girl and hugging is gay as fuck.
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>>654810961
get a second opinion
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>>654811091

More like I'm one of the operations technicians for the municipal (i.e state owned) ISP, but very funny though.
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>>654811283
>i was tested
i dont understand why people make a thing out of this. its better to get confirmation from specialized people than to live your life like an ignorant fool who denies that he might have a problem.
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>>654810377
I'm not saying it's not his fault but that's just the psychological explanation for why he idolizes her, not everyone has that realization somewhere along the line or they do, but they just lack the capabilities to work up the confidence to fix themselves, which explains most of the people on /b/ and /r9k/
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>>654810961
well well welll, a gf? arent you just the highest functioning autist.
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>>654810533
I'd give you pretty much this same response I gave to the other guy: >>654811549
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>>654793495
none of those dudes are 'models'. The hottest one is Raj for fucks sake
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>>654811514
because when your normal you dont need to be tested you KNOW your not a fucking autist, theres no doubt at all.

the only reason eople qwould have doubt and want to get a doctor to confirm is if they were borderline autistic
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>>654802425
u wot mate?
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>>654791101
>2015
>still giving a fuck about tbbt

It's basically "friends" now. Kill yourselves faggots for watching that shit

/thread
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>>654811514
>its better to get confirmation from specialized people than to live your life like an ignorant fool who denies that he might have a problem.

Nigga did you read
>>654810961
?
Its not that he got an opinion, its that the opinion is clearly wrong.
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>>654812079
Maybe he went to the psychologist for other reasons (depression etc.) and if you had been seeing a psychologist chances are they would have diagnosed you with autism somewhere down the line, which is kind of testing but it's not like you went out of your way to get tested

also are you saying you've never even taken those online tests for mental illness just to see? I do that with schizophrenia and it's not like I fucking hallucinate
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>>654811656
>>654811392
>>654811367
>>654812079

1. im not a high functioning autist. i have ADHD and dont you guys act like im ill or sick or broken or some shit. btw all of us are on 4chan right now, and from all the fucking boards out there we all choose /b/ so dont you guys pretend like you are any better off than me because you are not.

2.i loved my gf and i hugged her and it felt good, whenever i hugged others it felt not good, because i really didn't want to do it.

>>654812079
im not autistic you fucking fool. i feel great. its just ADHD and not that phony shit excuse that makes people stuff their kids with drugs, no the actual high empathy real thing. i thought that i would be understood here, but no none of you fools understand shit.
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>>654810961
Did you get tested for being a sociopath?
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>>654812404
so it's not just me that fucking detests friends
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>>654802425
>that was 1 sentence
>1 fucking sentence
>go ahead and check for periods but there are none, just apostrophes

holy shit nigger
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>>654812747
>no periods

retarded fuck
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>>654812617
i had brainscans which confirmed ADHD. i dont like people to touch me because my body is sensitive.

>inb4 homo
no you fools dont understand. everytime i sit on the bus the engine stimulates my prostate. that kind of sensitivity. i dont like people touching me because i dont want to get boners all the damn time.
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i'm a sapiosexual so of course i wouldn't date a chick like that. fuck, sure, date, no. lucky for me i don't have to worry about either so imma stick to chubby chicks with big juicy butts, big juicy tits and hopefully cute faces. curvy seems to be my magic porn search term and kaley cuoco is not "curvy".
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>>654812379
I know this makes me gay, but I prefer women to look more masculine. Small boobs, short hair. Though, a nicely shaped ass is a serious plus.
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>>654812594
nevermind I defended you then read this post and actually fully read your previous post and you have aspergers
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>>654813143
you know what as long as you draw the line at "feminine penis" I think you're okay
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>>654813014
Totally honest here, you sound overly sensitive in general, like get the fuck off 4chan sensitive before it fucks you up.
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>>654812594
>i thought that i would be understood here, but no none of you fools understand shit.
>I thought people on /b/ would be nice to me

kek
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>>654812916
why?
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>>654813223
>and you have aspergers
yeah because the opinion of some random retard on the internet is more credible than actual brain scans and years of research and study.

you should really not talk about things that you dont know anything about.
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>>654813014
if you're actually saying you would cum if you had a bumpy ride on the bus then well done you baited us
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>>654791101
The big bang theory "show"
The big bang theory "show"
The big bang theory "show"
The big bang theory "show"
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>>654813014
hahahahhaaaaaa holy shit, it gets better and better
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>>654813348
its not that kind of sensitivity. only my nervous system. gore and all that shit does nothing to me.
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>>654810181
Why don't we start a rumour that this guy raped this girl
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>>654813541
There are 4 periods. 2 used to end sentences.
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>>654813570
>calls me retard
>had autism
I don't think I'll take the insults of someone who has been researched and studied for years like a captive monkey into account
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>>654813353
>I thought people on /b/ would be nice to me
never said anything like that. i dont come back here everyday for the sympathy.
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>>654791101
Because it's fucking shit
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>>654813014
>I dont like people to touch me because my body is sensitive
>everytime i sit on the bus the engine stimulates my prostate

damn dude, all that AND autism? I feel for you.
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Can we get some more melisa rauch please?
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>>654791101
u trying to run some shitty guerilla marketing for the show with all these anti TBBT threads?
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>>654813614
>if you're actually saying you would cum
stimulating is not cumming faggot.
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>>654810533
100% legit
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>>654813714
>my brain isnt sensitive
>only my nervous system is sensitive
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>>654813970
if you stimulate a clit enough she'll cum same goes for the prostate, autist
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>>654813844
Dude, fuck those guys. ADHD doesn't make you inferior in any way, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>654791101
Feminists. They want normies to believe a girl shagging 1000 men between age 20-30 and then finding a nice, rich, beta faggot to settle down with to be acceptable in society.
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you're all queer and stupid
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>>654791101
Because it's made by jews and cucks
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>>654814290
so's ur mum
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>>654813844
>I was implying that that was essentially what the message meant.

you have autism
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>>654814234
you have ADHD dont you?
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>>654814234
thanks man. i sometimes get a feeling that people on /b/ are just like normies, i mean, i don't mind being made fun off but they just cant accept they are here for a reason.
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>>654813844
yeah you come here to try and convince everyone you're not autistic
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>>654814168
as long as /b/ is not touching my body its fine.
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>>654814355


get fuckin rekt >>654814290
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>>654814234
>>654814615
Got any adderall you can send me you autisitic faggots?
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>>654805112
/thread
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>>654814615
if by normie you mean not retarded

you're like one of those fat chicks that uses slim as an insult
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>>654814594
no, I don't
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>>654814991
yes you do
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>>654814781
i dont take drugs.
>>654814920
no, i meant that you guys behave in the same way as normies about ADHD.

if you consider normie to be an insult thats your problem.
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so this guy:
>get boners on public transport
>has a sensitive body "no" homo
>got tested for autism
>has adhd
>in all likelihood has some form of aspergers or some other social retardation


kek
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>>654815126
I am not ashamed of my mind. I have OCD, and if I had ADHD, I would've said so.
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>>654815266
you have ADHD
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>>654807822
Still found it funny
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>>654814170
i must say, sometimes when i sit on the train with my gf stroking my leg the precum runs out of my dick like pissed myself.
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>>654806500
>the bidg bane theory
Funny, for you.
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>>654815331
are you telling me that you manged to prove that using what I;ve written you stupid fuck?
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>>654815406
m8 wot
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>>654815517
>what I;ve written
>you're a stupid fuck
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>>654815406
>my gf
so you're not only autistic but you suffer from hallucinations too? pretty rough
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>>654815403
I would pay tens of cents for her nudes
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>>654815517
Settle down, getting a bit high energy there, can't blame you for the effects of your ADHD though
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>>654797538
>im going to say im 51, so people in a childporn discussion forum give me the reason
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>>654815794
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>>654813014
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>>654815766
you can stop baiting now anon.
>>654815713
what are you talking about? i thought everybody had it up to some degree?
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>>654815403
I love how they remembered raj can't talk in front of women so they gave him a though bubble
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>>654791101
Oh come on, Bernadette is way hotter.
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>>654816063
love you too man.
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>>654816049
she's covering up
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>>654816263

meant to quote this one to you as well:

>>654816235
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>>654791101
Penny is shit tier gf, I'd marry Amy.

Bernadette is high tier but too German.
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>>654816263
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>>654816344
I feel very dissapointed, sad, let down and dead inside.

Is this what my mum feels like whenever she looks at me
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>>654816462
Shit that's jennifer lawrence sorry
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>>654810181
Dan "Slide-'er-Inside-her" Schneider
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>>654816409
>but too German
>too German
>she's too master race for me
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>>654813014
From what I understand, people who grow up without very much physical contact don't like being touched and are very strange socially. It's not a mental disorder, as much as it is poor parenting and/or not being taught properly.
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>>654816409
How can someone or something even be too German?
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>>654813773
"rumour"
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>>654816964
i have a great feeling of empathy and can socially interact with people just fine.
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>>654816638

>"I want to see her nudes"
>Complain about being shown nudes

talk about ungrateful bruh
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>>654816964
>from what I understand, serial killers generally grow up without much physical contact, other than abuse. They are socially strange, its not a mental disorder as much as it is poor parenting.

Liberal/millennial detected.
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bazimba!
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>>654816409
>Not wanting to hear the Japanese girl tier noises of Bernadette in the sack.
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>>654817378
I actually like Trump best this election cycle.
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>>654817378
>millennial
im betting that over 75% of people on 4chan is a millennial.
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>>654817282
I just thought they would be a lot better than they were
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>>654817558
those noises are annoying and if you enjoy that type of thing you can't handle an adult relationship
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>>654817575
if you look VEEEEERY closely you can see that the picture is actually fake
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>>654817638
>millennial
>american generation
>75% of 4chan
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>>654817931
no no if you look very closely you can see that the explosion came from the inside, not from the airplane
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>>654818194
baguette confiture cant melt steal beams
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