ERP THREAD
My penis is still small and it still stinks
>>654722718
What the squid is your problem, bud?
>>654722848
Make Lucy cum buckets edition?
Elena, dubs confirm that you missed my shit posting <3
stay safe you nazi bitch
>hands you some shekles
>>654722848
Why not bring your daughter? I'd love to pump that little cutie full of cum.
>>654723223
>>654723223
This tbh
>>654723295
I-I don't know~
>>654723218
Whoa, that was pretty sick, Dippy fresh! Off the chain, and off the hook!
>>654723193
Weird Al?
Aniki! There's only room for one pantsu Wrestler here!
>>654723391
Can you suck my dick?
>>654723460
mhmm you look good, wanna take your shirt off?
>>654723391
Pretty please?
>>654723391
*Grabs Ilya, placing her on my lap, my erect cock poking up between her thighs* Don't worry, what is the worst that could happen?
>>654723400
>dubs confirm close but no cigar
>>654723577
>>654723592
You're pretty pathetic, Oniichan!
>>654723071
where your nazi gf? I wanna show her what all those shekles paid for
>>654722993
>Karl ist trauig
Fürchte dich nicht, ich habe es unter Kontrolle
>>654723071
Preferrably so.
>>654723592
>>654723695
Your curly hair reminds me of churros lanky boy!
>>654723793
Alright, it's getting pretty late and I'm really tired. Sorry, anon buddy, maybe we';ll see each other again some day. For now, Dippy fresh out! Peace!
>>654724113
Stay fresh, Dippy fresh.
>>654724075
>>654724213
That angry face just makes me want to do more to you!
>>654724397
So what the shit is going on in here?
>>654723843
das sist sehr gute
wie gehts es dir mein freund?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTSitlFXEX8
ich liebe deise sehr
>>654724422
*I push you forward, slamming my cock deep into your little preteen pussy, savoring the look of surprise and agony on your face*
>>654724468
Me not trying to kill you for terrifying me
>>654724671
>>654724785
*I keep pushing forward, desperate to bury every inch of my cock in your tight childish pussy*
>>654725079
>>654724587
Es ist gut herr Kroenen.
Ich mag Ihrer Wahl
>>654724703
Es tut mir leid, war ich wirklich Angst, dass ich sterben würde, aber jetzt, da ich weiß, dass sie jemanden mit mich töten will, gut, die Dinge gut.
>>654723902
you wanna eat my churro?
Ayy, any android girls in the house?
>>654725153
Dumme Sie sollten jetzt , was passiert, wissen, wann Sie erschrecken mich wie dieser
>>654725130
Ilya is such a good little girl. Surely your mommy wouldn't mind if I brought a few friends? Would they? *Continues to force inch after inch of my throbbing cock deep in your tiny body, my thick cockhead striking against your cervix.*
>>654725325
Wir haben Sex?
>>654725512
jawohl you gotta lick me feet first though
>>654725390
>>654725934
And you were being so wonderfully obedient a moment ago... You should play nice or your mommy will get mad!
>>654725917
Ficken juden
Sie wollen mich übernehmen ?
>>654725390
>Berserker throws you to the ground and penetrates you with his demigod cock
>>654726198
>>654725917
Sorry dear, none for you.
Faggot.
>>654726149
>>654726198
>>654726299
>>654726329
REPORTED TO FEDS, ENJOY JAIL PEDO SCUM!
>>654726264
>>654726164
you know you Kraut lovin nigs love me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHEc66d08YU
>>654726418
>>654726574
>>654726474
>those tabs
>>654726625
I'm fine with a Rin too.
Kuro>Ilya
Prove me wrong. Here's a tip; you can't.
>>654726474
>9Gag
>MLP Reddit Board
>FurAffinity
>Girlcock on Gelbooru
>Google how to take a screenshot
>PewDiePie
Good to see you reported yourself, man. We need less idiots, anyway.
>>654726474
>no gay sex with hats ON
Your tabfu is weak.
>>654726474
>>654727056
fucking kek'd
Chillin in dead thread.
>>654726264
can't handle my jewish powers? do you give up? give me my one shekel, then we can be friends
>>654727951
I'll give you nothing.
>>654728056
not even a copy of mein kampf? :'(
mit eins shekel
>>654728193
>>654728193
Nothing.
Alles für mich, nichts für dich
>>654726795
>>654728330
Silly goy, made cause poor? did we tax you too much? cry to your puppet government
>>654728349
you sound like a a nazi!!!
my parents told me how to deal with your kind!!!!!
please don;t kill me, all rest of the filty jews are hiding in aa house with a german traitor
>points to house with my family in it and licks your boot
>I'm probably why ClownPiece is never coming back.
>>654728794
you aint a problem, hella nigga love you
don't know why you doubt yourself this much
bet clown peice wish they could fuck yo pretty ass right now
>hug
>>654728791
Run along then, thank you for that.
>Tosses you a shekle
Enjoy it.
>>654728794
Sometimes people need change.
>>654728794
Now you must take up the mantle.
>>654729216
You mean shitposting like mad and being incredibly friendly to everyone to the point they want to be my friends?
>>654729185
>tugs your pants leg
does this mean we are friends now?
>>654729425
Yes. There must always be a Shitpost King.
>>654729425
>implying everyone doesn't already like you
if you were hitler I'd have gassed my own peoples for a chance to say hi to you *o *
>>654729425
Yes.
>>654729549
Nein, it means I don't want you dead.
You want to be friends? Find me gold. And lots of it.
Gold, art, anything valuable.
>>654729612
Go back to syria you sand-nigging goy
>>654727900
You heard the filthy jew >>654729680
Elect me and they'll wipe out theirselves!
>>654729729
I found you a Jewish slave, how's that? :3
>>654729729
>>654729900
Have you tried praying the Jewish away?
>>654729784
Wait what happen to clownpiece?
>>654730433
lost his hat
http://nhentai.net/g/76217/
>>654730433
I asked too many questions.
>>654730988
I doubt that she would leave if you were asking to many questions. Also, good morning Nue!
>>654730988
Heil those dubs
>>654729900
Gold, artwork, trasure.
I don't care of slaves, I hunt them by the trainloads.
>>654729984
First come first...
I'd rather pick you than the jew.
>>654731364
"Does your boyfriend mind you doing this" is not a question that ends well.
Good morning.
>>654731399
Better then hitler dubs
Heil der neu fuhrer
>>654731399
21 howitzer sault
Who wants their dick sucked?
>>654731399
Aw thanks, that means a lot.
>>654731760
AGRUU NUE DO!
>>654731605
Probably she wouldn't want to talk to you but I don't see asking a mer question make someone stop. Then again I may be a carefree person.
>>654732045
You aren't friendly you are a dangerous sex nymph fro another galaxy in another universe
>>654731606
Guten abend Kroenen
>>654731809
You're welcome
>>654731920
You do not possess a penis.
>>654732448
>>654732316
Oh shit my cover is blown. I'll find you and kill you.
>>654726474
this amount of bait
>>654732631
You can't kill me I drive a Ferrari I'm just too fast for you
>>654732427
guten morgen elena
also glad you liked my song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouhufx2En4Y
lead singer is pretty hot tbh x;
>>654733015
dat file name
I need help, I want to hang out with her but I don't got the balls to do it I'm too shy around women
>>654733015
Guten morgen, I did yes.
How are you?
>>654732881
Nah, you're slower than Maya.
I have to go for a while people, I'll be back
Is there a slut who wants to make my fat smelly NEET cock unload some cum?~
>>654733469
It depends on the time of the mnth
>>654733562
Mmh~
>>654733562
>>654733562
yes
>>654733683
Hey, LeakyFaucet-kun! You're back!
>>654733295
>Chuckles
>>654733739
d-do you want some, anon?
>>654733295
you and junko
>>654733951
Slobber on Huey's cock
Tfw no SlavNue pics
My shitposting is hindere.
>>654734089
>>654734089
Would you like to munch on my nuts
>>654734221
>>654734221
regarding ERP at the moment I don't really want to contiNue
>>654734039
who?
>>654734421
>>654734427
>>654733951
>>654734421
Is that a monkey or am I just extra baked
>>654733951
yes
>>654722994
Clean it, rub olive oil on it. It'll remove the smell.
>>654734675
It's something like a Monkey with the limbs of a large cat and a tail that is the head end of a snake.
>>654734799
i want to fug it
>>654733586
December.
>>654734799
OOkay that's normal
>>654734957
yes
>>654735008
\I wwas joking R tard
>>654733344
double dubs confirm this
I'm good but sehr kalt
>shivers
think you can help me with that?
>>654733475
take your time
>>654733992
What the hell does that mean
>>654734642
>>654734763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UGqNCKaaaz
>>654733130
Danke, wer bist du?
>>654734930
December I cum for you
>>654735235
stop posting someone else vacaroos
>>654735235
>>654735415
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CNENy5KSNk
>>654735667
Donald duck
>>654736137
Leaving this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-CvPkDoFsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPHL91GGrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfTtwDBZyB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmvCg7rGXJQ
>>654736602
What a slut, didn't you already have somebody?
>>654736602
How can you have more than one waifu?
>>654736800
>>654736845
o-oh fuck..
this never happened bye
>>654736945
>>654736945
Come back, I love you!
>>654737086
>>654737258
sorry, I already have somebody!
I have to go now..
>>654737258
I want to fuck Kiritsugu but i'm not gay.
>>654737452
Rude.
>>654737463
I want to fuck Kiritsugu too-ohwait
>>654736693
willkommen
>>654735667
prove it
say "I love jew dick"
>blushes
you're not gonna show this to anyone are you?
>>654738932
>>654738774
dat futa dick though
you come here often?
>>654739007
yes
>>654730375
Gtfo weird al.
>Kickflips in on his skateboard.
>Kicks one end and catches it.
>Spines around and strikes a pose.
What's goin' on here, my brohimes?
>>654739070
>grabs your dick like a flute and blows on the tip
>>654739652
flutes are blown on sides not tip
>>654739756
>pulls my dick from the tip of your cock and presses my lips against the side of your cock, then presses my tongue against your cock and blows gently
>>654739229
>places my hands around your cock and lifts it in the air then kisses your heavy ball-sack
>>654739920
admit you're gay for Valkyrie cock
>>654739534
what a dork like always
>>654740022
I was whoondering why you aren't appearing
>pats your head
I hope you came faster the next time.
>>654740026
w-whatever
>blushes then sucks your balls into my mouth and gnaws it playfully
god I need more futa.
>>654740218
Hey there, I may be a dork, but I'm a radical dork!
>>654740395
did you post all the futa
>>654740470
>>654740485
>>654740026
>>654740576
no i am
Most boring ERP thread yet. And I almost always come here for these.
>>654740618
that is recorder not flute
>>654740670
>>654740298
Hey there's my sister! How are you doin?
>Spines around and strikes a pose
>>654740586
>pulls my head up and kisses the tip of your cock as I fondle your balls in my right hand
>>654740887
>>654740887
>spines around
>>654741053
Fucking.
Damnit.
>>654740543
>>654740887
*wraps my arms around your pulling your chest against mine*
I'm glad you choose me over mystery hunting~
>>654740969
everything about this turns me on SO FUCKING HARD
but why the dick so blue?
>>654740576
Im tamzia, nice to meet you. But every time i sit on the chair one of my servants have to please me, So if anyone wants to join them i guess you know what to do.
>>654741312
>47
>>654741340
Hello tamzia, I have but one question, do you like getting fucked?
>>654741195
Pfft, mystery hunting? That's for dweebs. I'm all about you and gnarlyness!
>>654741606
Sometimes, When i'm on the mod
Im in my campus parking lot, what do ERP?
>>654741195
I wanna have my way with mabel right in front of dipper.
>>654741746
Awe, now you're just trying to make em feel special
I've got a surprise for you~ come in here
>>654742528
Why aren't you in your room touching yourself to nazis?
>>654741758
good to know~ can I worship your ass and balls?
>>654742631
i am
>>654742528
you ready to get fucked?
>>654742654
Well, go ahead and take a taste if you wish.
>i grinn while i wank my cock slowly.
But i like more when people licks my cunt.
>>654742772
We don't want that kind of sexual behavior in these threads.
Sthap
>>654729784
>(9)
Why'd you download that 9 times?