No ERP thread ? Let's fix that

these threads are the best for feeling like a piece of shit after you cum

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Have a foot bump

>>652207020
That's because you don't know how to get comfy. I post in these threads even when I'm not fapping because of how chill they are.

>>652207020

Why would you feel like a piece of shit from erp?

>>652206633
bump

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SOMEBODY

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What the shit?

Again?

Eh, sure why not.

Damn, and I was about to take a nap before I have to get ready for work too...

Enterprise Resource Planning?

Why is this not in the correct /forum/ Anon?

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>>652209206
Fuck it. Going to sleep anyway. I will probably be in tonight's thread anyway.

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>>652209206
I want to mess around on /tg/ but apparently that's not the way things get handled now.

Anyone up for a quickie?

erp/cyber whatever, just as long as its right to business I don't care how you write, as long as it's not trolling.

just wanna jerk off

This isn't really the good place to ask for this but I really need help from one of you guys. I need someone to subscribe to this guy's patreon for $5 to get a Misaka Mikoto pic I wanted for ages, it's literally impossible to find.

https://www.patreon.com/cyberunique?ty=h

>>652209788
wanna be the girl yes or no? if no pick one for me to rp

>>652210636
Can you give me a cum countdown ?

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>>652210636

>>652209843
Which one?
I'm pledged.

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>>652210880
I need one too please, with pics of my waifu (pic related)

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>>652211072
The one with this girl

>>652211332
There's several, got any specific pic? like a thumbnail or anything?

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>>652210880
Sorry hun, I'm at work and can't post consistently. Maybe next time

>>652211413
I didn't know there were more than one, sorry. Can you please post them all ?

>>652211585
Just a second and I will.

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>>652211519
>I'm at work
That's lewd, anon. But not as lewd as what I'm going to do with those pantyhose-covered feet.

>>652211661
Alright

>>652211661
How are you such a nice guy, anon?

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>>652211142

mmm what are you doing anon?

>she tilts her head a little staring at your hand as you pump it up and down

>>652212000
>>652212150
Nice trips.
Also Patreon is loading slowly. I'll be there in a couple seconds.

>>652212233
Please cum in my asshole with your futacock, Yuki-chan.

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>>652211776
I like to walk around the office at half mast all day, its not too lewd~

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>>652212150
>>652212000

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>>652212000
>>652212150

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>Warning shot

>>652212947
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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>Full frontal assault

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>>652212233
>>652212702

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The sailor guardian makes her way into the strange district, she had heard there were monsters laying about and she was the one who had to take care of them. "H-hello?" almost like a whimper, those words escaped her lips.

>>652212947
So there's only that one right ?

>>652213796
Go on.

>>652213946
Just scrolled through Patreon, yes only that one, with dirty and clean

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Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

>>652214173
As I thought. You have no idea how much I wanted this pic, I can't thank you enough

>>652214559
What makes you want it this much though?
No problem man.

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Filled with fear from the strange area the girl raises her arm up, a trinket carefully resting in her hand. In a bit of a tremble the words "Moon Prism Power" escape her lips, her body disappearing in a bright light, only to reappear wearing her revealing sailor uniform.

She continues walking through the area, "Hello? Anyone there? I was told there were monsters here."

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Where's the erp?

>>652214945
I really like the girl and I knew the picture existed for a long time without me being able to find it. I guess that's the frustration of not being able to find it that makes it so special to me.

>>652215688
Well enjoy anon.

>>652215419
Anon is too shy.

>>652215756
I just did, literally the best fap of the year.
Once again,

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Who would you rather fuck, Junko or Jinx?

>>652217023
Jinx

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Holy shit

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>>652217023
Jinx

>>652217659
more

>>652211519
Name of the artist?

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>>652217023
Junko

>>652217896
My dick literally hurts from fapping to her

I can't role play since I'm too shy over the internet so I'll just watch

>>652217023
Jiiiinx

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You people are fucking filth

Is it so hard to go out and meet people that you've been reduced to fake fucking each other?

>>652218203
Don't worry anon, enjoy it as it pleases you. But don't stroke that tiny dick of yours too hard or it might disappear

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Ahh... Hah...

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>>652215115

A figure hidden among the shadows looks out at the pretty young girl, its interest peaks as her new revealing outfit shows off her soft round breasts.

It grunts and moves out into the light, its large cock bouncing between its legs as it moves over to the sweet little girl. "what ar you doing out here stupid human girl?"

It grabs are her arm before she can reply and gazes down at her slim yet curvy frame, barely covered by her revealing outfit. It's large cock gently jerks as he stares at her body, slowly lifting as his large bulbous tongue licks around its open, drooling mouth.

>>652218334
>>652217659
>>652217134
Jinx is literally the weakest and worst character in League though

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>>652217669
I want to sniff those feet.

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>>652217835
Sorry couldn't find it

>>652215115
oh my...

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>>652218654
Don't stop.

Quick question, what does ERP mean?

>>652218784
No 3D please.

>>652219295

it means write smut and set your dick to fapping speed

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>>652218872
So lewd anon~ Tell me, what do you want to do to these feet?

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Oh, so these threads happen at times beside the evening. Interesting.

There's nothing in particular I want to do, but do any anons have a request their like me to fulfill?

Alternately, is Clownpiece's player present?

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fucking filth

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>>652217831
Why?

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>>652219656

fucking filth

>>652219570
They'd like*

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fuck these beta ass threads

im doing you guys a favor

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>>652219829

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>>652219906

>>652219699
i have a fetish for blue and red hair

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look at yourselves in the mirror

i dont think youll like what you see

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A fine sir of chocolate complexion arrives at the scene of a local job application forum.
Armed with a belly full of shit, embellished futuristic neon sneakers, an XXL hoodie, a big nigga dick and his trusted black handpistola, he speaks:
"Ayos, is theres any white wiMAnz u'heeear?"

His ghastly voice echoes through the halls of the center. His negroid eyes fall short upon you, as his hand sinks to his fat swollen groin.
"Aw shits cracka."

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happiness is beyond you

>>652218203
dont be gay

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>>652219503
I want to bury my nose in those arches and suck on those lewd toes. Are you wiggling them because it tickles?

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>>652219570
>do any anons have a request their like me to fulfill?
kys

>>652220451
blue and/or red hair

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>>652219570
I want to cum in that futa ass after sucking that futacock.

So what exactly are erp?

>652220906
ew

>>652220943
Ideally someone encouraging you as you jerk it. Seems to not be happening here though.

>>652221025
Please leave, newfag.

>>652219570
I want you to fist my ass and make me suck that cock

>>652221137
Hey, I posted a brilliant chunk of text. I am the fine black gentleman upstairs.

NOW GET IC AND SUCK THIS BIG BLACK CHEATIN DICK CRACKA

>tfw no lewdposters to help me fap

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>>652220404
I like the feel of fabric between my toes, but I'd like your tongue between them even better

>>652221745
This.
No cream bitch here wants Tyrone's nigger dick? Tell me how you'd make sweet, culturally enriching and tolerant love to it, hands and lips.

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>>652218784
Usagi turns to the source of the voice, hiding her head behind her shoulders as she shifts. Her jaw drops when the figure comes out of the shadows, it's long member flapping in the wind. "Ahhh, I was told there was a monster causing trouble out here." Her body now shaking, she knew exatly what would be coming soon.

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>>652220906
What are you waiting for?

>>652220451
No u

>>652220943
Text fucking

>>652221223
Well... I can do the second one, at least.

>>652221137
Fuck encouragement. I'm here to cyber, not to do a cringey impersonation of your mommy.

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>>652221936
If you like my tongue this much, you might like something else between your toes even more.

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>>652223256
Oh?~

>>652222469

It grunted with disdain at her words, "Monsters causing trouble, so what if we are. As there would be anything you could do to about it.."

It lowers its head down to look into her fearful eyes and grins as it licks its slimy tongue across her face. Hmm I think I'll keep you little girl, a plaything for my ravenous cock. It began peeling off her tight and clinging clothes, groping and squeezing at her firm plump breasts.

A worthwhile plaything perhaps, how long you will last we will see...the others didn't last long against my lusting desires for their flesh.

>>652223135
That's one fat cat. Would pet.

>>652224152
Damn straight

>>652223153
Damn, thats hot.

>>652223153

Hello you slut, want a quick dirty fuck? I got a hard dick and a desire to stick it in you!

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A young, fuck-thirsty blackling stretches upright and yawns.

He digs into his pants, right at his groin, and fishes out a semi-erect and absolutely black snake, as well as balls the size of coconuts. His pants drop to the floor.

This nigger clearly isn't messing about.

"Ayo, where the bitches at?"

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>>652223153
You're leaking so much lewd fluids already. Does my mouth feel that good? Your futacock tastes amazing.

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>>652223891
The young girl shivers as the wind of the night hits her sensitive skin. Her nipples begin stiffening from the air. Her whole body shivers, and her teeth began to clash together. She tries pushing the large monster away, but to no avail. All while screaming, "Ah, no, get away from me!"

As she struggled she slipped and fell to the ground, her skirt shifting to the side, revealing her panties, complete with a small wet spot in the middle.

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Bump

Where are all the horny anons?

>holy shit is my internet slow right now

>>652224411
So play with me instead of getting double dubs

>>652224535
Lemme see it

>>652225058
What the everloving fuck am I looking at?

>>652226448
Okay, but i'm more of a taker than a giver.
So if you could go first...

Stop it my penis can't take it. I have to be at work in an hour!

you realize you're all men basically jerking eachother off right

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>>652223698
I push your feet together and put my hard cock between them. Your knee-high socks are still wet from when i was sucking your lewd toes. It feels so smooth and slippery against me. I start thrusting before you know what's happening.

>>652225586

It grips its rough large hand around her arm, lifting her up in the air as it stares at her tight little panties inside her torn dress, sniffing at her sweet delicious scent between her legs.

It's huge cock jerks violently and it's eyes glare up into hers, it kneels down laying her onto the soft grass and roughly rips off her dress pushing it's huge bulbous cock ferociously against her panties, jutting it against them as it's creamy pre-cum oozed out drenching her tight fitting underwear.

"My plaything now..there is no escape."

How many times did you fap today ? 11 here, fuck these threads

>>652227180
0.

>>652226825
And it's hot.

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>>652226719
Well... I mean... I'm at work... Still lewd bb

>>652227180
I haven't been fapping for three weeks now.
So i can't remember.

>>652227180
>11
Are you having dry orgasms now?

>>652226448

*unbuttons my pants and pushes them down, showing off my hard throbbing dick and tight smooth balls*

Is that what you wanted to see you slut?

*spits on my hand, grasping at your dick and starts pumping it hard, moving my body up onto yours as I eagerly mount you staring into your eyes*

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>>652227365
The answer is then 0, you fog-headed nignogger.

>tfw doing no fap november and you stumble into a mid day erp thread.

I thought i was safe as long as i wasn't here at night...

>>652226825

Nobody cares

>>652227594
Sorry. i read it wrong. I thought you said
"how many times do you fap a day?"

>>652227560
Yes since the 3rd

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>>652227805
No problemos, /b/uddy!

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>>652226684
I don't know which of the things I said you're referring to. What did you want me doing to you?

>>652226719
suks2bu

>>652226825
No moreso than you are being jerked off by Jews when you watch the porn they film and distribute.

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>>652227017
Something in her brain begins to tick as the warm salty fluid begins drenching her, the building fear causes tears to stream down her face, leaving warm trails all across her pores. All emotion shuts down as her body prepares for him. She knew she didn't stand a chance resisting.

Her hands come together in a symbol of prayer. She pleads to him, "Please, please, don't do this. Anything but this."

Don't mind me I'm just here for the lewd pics

>>652226448
I've got my hard cock out for you. I know it's pretty, but I didn't take it out for air.

>>652228204
Um... I am not sure. I'm not very good at this.

>>652228484

It ignores her plea, only caring about what was between her legs and proceeds to rip off her drenched and messy panties, bucking its fat monstrous cock head up against her tiny little pussy.

"You came out here looking for monsters, that is what you will get" It holds her down, groping across her breasts and rams forward forcing it's huge throbbing dick roughly up into her in a strong forward motion, jutting wildly as it forces its full length up inside her.

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>>652226979
I bite my lip and let your dick slide between my big toes "you like that big boy?"

>>652228204
>>652227578

Why don't you guys just ERP on twitter instead?

>>652230401

Why don't you fuck off instead.

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>>652229575
Her pussy walls stretch open forcefully, absolutely not ready for his monstrous cock. Her body clamps down on his, the rather dry pussy squeezing and burning on his member. Rough tingles stretch to every inch of her body, her fingers curl, her mouth shoots open unable to scream, her eyes wide shooting all around.

She struggles against him, only squeezing down on his cock more, causing more pain for her. Delicate gloved fingers dance along his chest, trying to push him away, but unable to from all her strength fading out.

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Why dont you just make a steam group or something and take it there

>>652231190
Anonymity

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>>652228608
My, aren't we impatient? Fine, if you want me that badly, I'm right here. Come and get me.

>>652227578
I don't really understand what you just did. Are you the one taking it in the ass?

Will anyone erp Junko for me?

>>652230616

It moans with rabid lust, bucking it's hips forcefully forward and ramming it's thick massive dick up inside her tightly stretched cunt, only spurred on more by her shrieks of pain and glistening tears running down her cheek.

"Mmmm pretty little girl flesh" It paws roughly at her breasts, squeezing them harshly and slobbers it's large slimey tongue into her mouth, filling her with it, pushing it down into her throat.

It's huge weight was pushing down on her completely, totally dominating her and taking whatever it wants from her hot squirming body.

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You wake up to a white lardo, frivolously beating on your frail afro-american peanut shell.

Do you a) Call upon your homies to come and pop a bust a shot a nigga in this honkey crackas ass?
or do you b) Accept your fate?

>>652231588

You posted a futa pic, so I was wanking you off as I climbed ontop of you...

Nevermind, thanks anyway xD

>>652231962
YO MY NIGGAS WHER U AT HOMIES IM GETTIN MUH ASS BEAT HYERE

>>652231588
I want that thing hard in my ass.

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>>652229196
What are your fetishes?

>>652231817
What do you want to do with Junko?

>>652232403
I like futa. And monster girls.

>>652232403
I want Junko to 100% dom me, as in take over my entire being sexually. I want her playing and teasing with me like the despair inducing mistress she is.

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>>652232926
That's hot

>>652231588
I bend you over and start stroking your futacock from behind. As precum starts leaking out and you start moaning, I slide my hard cock into your ass.

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>>652232220
You have chosen a).
Your "NIGGAS" arrive in the form of a five-man gang. They proceed to assault the honkey and manage to wrestle the big potato off of you.

You now have choices.
Do you a) Thank your homies for saving your life and go with them to the nearest strip club, your head shaken up?
Do you b) Thank your homies for saving your life, but tell them you urgently need your head looked at, and ask for a ride to the nearest hospital?
or do you c) Begin attacking your chimpmates, completely clueless and niggered up?

>>652233285
Hmm
I like option A my nigga

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>>652233200
You're hot.

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>>652233495
No u~

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Can you make something with catgirls?

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>>652233696
You!

>>652233696
god that makes my dick hard

Moar cat girls

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>>652233789

>Swishes her tail and bounces her cute little bum up and down, purring as she paws playfully at your cock :3

Mew?

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>>652233877
Foot fag from the other day?

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>>652234186
Yeah, hi, work anon-kun!

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>>652232334
Turn around, then, and bend over for me like a good little bitch.

>>652232583
Convenient, I can just include your replies in my futa avatar posts.

Why don't you get down on your knees for me so I can have some fun with you, hmm?

>>652232931
Right up my alley. I don't have any pictures of her, though. That gonna be a problem?

>>652233263
I wiggle my hips a little to get it to slide in better, my breath catching in my throat momentarily and my girldick getting even harder.

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>>652234078
Have anotjer

>>652234558
I love you anon, cat girls are my favorite

>>652206633
I killed the Lemming

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>>652234473
Not at work for much longer~

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>>652234951
What will you do when you get home?

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>>652234693
Huh, seems like I have a whole folder of cat girls on my phone

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>>652233480
You have picked option a), nigga ma nig.
This means you ride with your ghetto-ass nigga clique to the nearest hooter house to score some coke and watch hookers shake their fat and round asses.

As you approach the entrance, the bouncers recognize you. "Hey, you dirty coon. You were in here last night trying to rape one of our girls. You're not welcome, and neither are your boys."
Unable to contain yourself at the drop of a racial slur, you lose your nignog hat-top, and throw chimp kicks in every direction, including the bouncer's groin.
Your clique quickly pulls you off.
"That's right, take him back, boys! Useless niggers."
Needless to say, the pack of goon-coons soon fall for the temptation of it as well, and proceed to pull out their guns and open fire upon the all-white bouncers. They die instantly.

You may now a) Proceed into the club like nothing has happened and fuck dirty hookers.
b) Chill at the crime scene and welcome police squads with gunfire and monkey screams.
or c) Run to a nearby safehouse to cool off once the nigger adrenaline has been drained and you realize the damage you collectively have caused.

>>652206633
newfag here
Can someone tell me what ERP means ?

>>652234528
Yes.
*I turn around and pull down my pants and spreads my asscheeks wide*

>>652235552
Execute rude posters

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>>652235552

>>652235242
A ALL THE WAY BABY MY NIGGAS AINT NO JOKE TO FUCK WIT

>>652235177
Amazing~ you are the best anon!

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>>652235159
Something lewd, something with cute feet and maybe more... Up in the air really. You?

>>652234528
I guess i could...

*He dropped down to his knees looking straight at her crotch*

D-do you want it in my mouth?

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>>652236165
I'll post as I can. I'm at work so it maybe slow

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>>652236301

>>652235811

Eye contact = no peepee

>>652236000
You pick a) and your zero trips confirm your swell choice.

These niggas tumble into the club, strapped, guns smokin', ain't no fuckin' arouuund.
Your niggas go to fuck sleazy hookers in this shitty club, thus letting their guard down. You, being the more mellow nigga in the pack, go to chill at the bar and see if there's a delicious hunny you can scope without HIV or mammy issues + an ass so fat you can see it from the front.

You realize you should order a drink; that will make the ladies like you, yeah! Yeah, nigga.

Do you a) Order a faggot-ass martini with a olive or some faggot shit in it nigga.
Do you b) Get some ice-cold shots or some shit, nigga, I don't know.
Or do you c) Get a rugged, ruff, chilled, mothafuckin beer that you pop right off the cap and the shit looks like 40 ounce.
Alternatively, d) You run off, being a scared, socially awkward bitch, and ask your homies timidly if you can cock one of they hoes?

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>>652236260
I love imagining that. Uh, well, nothing..

>>652236932
C my nigga only the right choice for a nig like me yo

>>652237144
Blacked

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>>652235655
*I check your dubs before removing my own underwear and placing the head of my thick cock to your asshole* How obedient. And disgusting. You really are a little slut, aren't you? *grinning down at you, I take you by the hips and without further warning give a thrust of my own, forcing myself inside all at once.*

>>652236301
Something like that. I want you to jerk me off with your hands. If you want the privilege of tasting my cock, you'll have to earn it by doing a good job following orders.

>>652237144
I want to eat Saber all up.

*touches ur butt*

>>652237929

*touches ur butt sexually*

Does anybody know of any websites to do erp?

This is one I enjoyed earlier today but its sadly down.
http://glorywall.herokuapp.com/

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>>652237144
Not to toot my own horn about my plans but maybe you can do the same?

>>652238176

I normally do it on mmo titles, thanks for the link anyway.

>>652234528
I push into your ass slowly, until I have all of it in. Then I start thrusting at a steady pace. Your hot, slimy girldick starts twitching in my hand.

>>652238176
F-list, RPHaven and RPChat. They're not anon sites, though.

>>652238176
I usually do it on f-list. Yeah, the community's shit, but I like the way you create character profiles and whatnot.

>>652237144
Are you that saber cuck ?

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>>652206633
suck my cock

>>652235811
PLEASE SAUCE

>>652238527
Can I see your cock first?

>>652238452
Any anon sites?

>>652238562

No.

Yes.... I will do as you say.

*He slowly reaches out for her cock and wraps his hand around it and feels it in his hand before he starts to stroke it slowly*

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>>652237365
You picked c)!

You purchase a rough, off-the-hinges-ass beer that is suh-MOKIN' with frost. The bartender is about to peel the cap off. "Ayo, I'll peel it off! It'll look better, 'cause I'm a blackly-ass nig." The bartender, not knowing what the fuck this god-awful nig has just spoken, simply throws his hands up in array and turn to another customer.

You pop that shit open like a rough nigga, and some girl notices. The ass was fat.
"Yo, boo." you speak while spinning in your bar stool, flashing your Timberland boots at this weave-headed bitch.
"Hi..." she speaks. "Is you here alones?"

Do you...
a) Tell the girl that you're there drinking alone - sorry-ass nigga.
b) Tell the ho that you're there with your boyz but they busy in other parts o' da club.
c) Mumble something retarded, being a retarded autismo ever since that white crock of shit shook your head to slavery and back.

>>652238698
>>652237582

>>652238653

If there were do you think we would post here?

>>652237582
*I let out a small cry as you force your cock all the way inside me*
Ah~! It feels so big and so good.

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>>652238266
>toot my own horn
...heh

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>>652236260
>Up in the air
W-What?

>>652235811
sauce?

>>652238653
you could try your luck with something like omegle. wouldn't recommend it, though.

Just bite the bullet and make an account somewhere. f-list at least tries to keep things private; you can't see other people's accounts, only their characters.

Having pre-established characters/kinks makes finding partners a lot easier, too.

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>>652238647

>>652238717
A my nigga my homies are in the club but im at the bar alone

>>652235552
Everything Raped Please

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>>652238430
My cheeks color and my body tenses up, but nowhere is as tense as inside my anus. I moan a little and wiggle my hips again, gasping out with each thrust.

>>652210910
sauce ?

>>652225014
"im right here" the "bitch" said as it is a 40 year old man with only a bra on, "its a feminine penis" The fat, fedora wearing white dude said.

Do any erp scenarios actually finish, so many people seem to bail half way.

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>>652239444
Your trips, nigga, damn, confirm that you are drinking in the bar of a strip club, alone, but your homies are close.

"Well, I can chills with you... if you gettin' paid." the jumbo-assed chocobo mouths to you. Preoccupied with her lips and not with what a damn thing that this black tramp is cucking at you, your naturally endowed BBC grows inside of your pants.

You find yourself unable to control the outcome of your negro lust, but with only an ounce of self-control, you...
a) Shake off the jimmy motions and ask her politely to repeat what she said.
b) Reach into your pants like an awkward /b/tard and start jacking off through your pants, expecting her to accomodate you like your wildest fantasies.
c) Go wild and rape this bitch IN PUBLIC because you are a silly little fucknig fucknog niggy!

>>652240942
I like C my nigg

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>>652240892

You're not a bitch, you're a pretty lady to me anon

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>>652238949
Heh
>>652239103
Unfortunately I don't have a witty porn pic to back up my statement

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>>652241267
To answer your question though, I have a little dog that needs to be taken care of tonight.

>>652240908
I hardly know what a finished scene looks like. There seems to be no definite end to them.

>>652240908

Some do, usually the person orgasms and leaves. Such is the way with anon erp.

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>>652241147
And so, you undo your belt buckle and drop your pants to the floor. You immediately lunge at the chocolate lady-ho, rapaciously intent on filling her wide, fat butt with dick. "Gimme yo' ass, ho! We can do this the easy way, or the hard way!"

She screams, alerting nearby people. Your niggas come running. "Ayo, wha's goins ons?"

Do you
a) Tell your niggas the truth - that you couldn't control your negro self - and encourage them to jump on the rape train, while undressing the ebony milk-cow.
b) Strangle the victim to death and turn this rape into a homicide, while screaming "Allahu akbar!"
c) Realize what you have done and what you are doing is not quite right, and cease in your tracks immediately, at the cost of being labeled a fake and die-hard nigga.

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>>652241749
A dachshund, right?

>>652239581
I start thrusting harder and faster, stretching your tight ass. You shudder and moan as I rub your nipples. Your girldick throbs in my hand, leaking pre-cum, and it feels like we're almost going to cum at the same time.

>>652242560
YOU KNOW, you know my niggas got my back yo run a train on dis bitch

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I'm feeling deeply depressed right now, fapping to you guys ERPing is the only thing keeping me from having another breakdown. Don't stop.

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>>652242674
Oh, not that type of dog. He's much bigger and much more pathetic than that.

>>652241749
Is it a...wiener dog?

>>652243009

Dead end.

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>>652243009
I love you, anon. Hug?

>>652241250
He quickly rolls up too you, as you examine him you see about 50 McDonald cheeseburgers in his beautiful rolls.
"come at me bb" He says in a low, sluggish voice.

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>>652243051
At first I was sad you missed my Weiner dog joke, but that picture more than made up for it

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>>652243100
If he was named for his only useful purpose other than to obey, then yes.

>>652243277

A sharp gust of wind blows off his fedora, suddenly spaghetti spills form his pockets

"y-you too anon"

>>652243595
do you fuck him?

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>>652243576
Yeah that went completely over my head, sorry. I didn't know dachshunds were also called wiener dogs!

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>>652242933
You ride together, you die together, and your niggas got you 110%.
They throw their hoes to the side and soon you are all gang-raping this poor bitch; anyone that intercepts gets their cap split like cherry pie. Speaking of cherry pie, you get dibs on that sweet hood pussay, as you iniated this bold act of freely expressed american freedom.

Most inside of the club are white, and afraid to be called racists or murdered, hesitate to step in. Your rape goes scott-free, and besides: it's afrocentric!

You and your niggas are close to climax.

Do you...
a) Pull some japanese bukkake hentai shit with your homies on this niggly paper-chasin' ho.
or
b) Impregnate her for the lulz.

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>>652243763
Nah, he hasn't earned that yet.

>>652243979

>the joke you get, you do not.

>>652244222
Thats pretty hot

>>652238698
*She smirks at his eagerness to put himself in such a degrading position and then places her hands on her hips and shoves them forward without warning, teasing him with the threat of a face-fucking* Is that the best you can do? We're gonna be here all day at this rate. If I get bored, I might just decide to do something you won't like very much...

>>652238849
Of course it feels UNF-! good being put in your place and NGH-! being used for your only value HAAH~!! you buttslut. *My response is interrupted several times by my drawing back and slamming into you again, my cheeks growing flushed with excitement as I repeatedly violate your tight little boybutt*

>>652240908
>>652242200
The only time I don't complete scenes are when one of us has to go. Even then I try to pick back up with them in the next thread.

>>652242747
>given that you've already said most of what I was going to respond with...

I-I'm gonna cum! Harder, I'm almost there...!

>>652244127
A I dont want to pay no child support

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>>652244378

It's just 2 guys sending emails to each other where one calls the other her puppy, don't get a boner over nothing bro

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>>652244378
The picture? Or how I treat my little bitchboy?

>>652243753
Suddenly, he rips off his clothes, unleashing his amazing 1 Millimeter cock, he was preparing for this his whole life

>>652244731
The trips-dubs

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>>652245068
Oh, very true.

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>>652243595
I've got a nice pair of feet waiting for me at home. Soft, clean, and most importantly, begging for my dick

>>652244750

Fear fills his eyes as the sight of his mammoth 1 mm cock. He starts struggling to crawl away, spaghetti exploding out of his pockets

He runs down the street and looks back uttering the passionate words that would live in his heart forever.."y-you too anon!!"

>>652244544
You was gonna leave her to raise her li'l' black Jiminy Cricket son of a bitch on her own anyway, nigga, don't lie. Nonetheless, you and your niggas bukkake-blast this bitch to shit! You and your gang leave her buttfuck-plastered with jizz.

You high-five your homies, and as the woman lays dying from asphyxiation from too much cum over her face, you hear her utter: "Holy shit, do you even know how to get singles, anon? Holy fuck, nigger. Nice double-dubs! Uurgh-"

Eventually, some faggot steps up to the plate and smashes your head with an empty cognac bottle, knocking you out.

You awaken the following morning in the local run-down ghetto clinic, run by a jamaican gypsy who switches between actual doctoring and selling crack on the corner.
"Allo man, you pay fifty dollar, you god da HIV."

You spring out of your sheets, screaming at the top of your lungs. "WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA."

Unknowingly, you contracted HIV from the sexual encounter last night. You raped a HIV bitch, most likely!

Do you...
a) Pay him fifty bucks for his mumbo jumbo magic shadowcasting to clear your affliction.
b) Throw a niggy fit, punching the jamaican twice in the nose bone and knocking him out, only to proceed taking his TV and running out without paying.

>>652244387
Hhng... Haaa.... Oh yes~! *I let out long moans and my own cock starts to erect from the stimulation that sparks through my body from the trusts*
I want, haaa.... All of your load... Mmm... Inside me~!

>>652244387
I thrust harder, deeper into you. You're sweating, moaning. Your futacock feels like it's going to explode. I'm gonna cum in your ass. Tell me you want it.

Can you guys post lewds of your waifus ? I don't really know what to fap to so I figured that'd be fun

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>>652245876
(I've seen her face before!)

Ooh, well aren't you lucky? Have any pictures you can share of said feet?

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>>652246288
She's very sweet. Be gentle, anon...

>>652246059
He chases him down, tackling him to the ground with his katana, humping you into oblivion

>>652246122
Gimmie dat black magic

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>>652246365
I wish, maybe one day I can convince her to let me take pictures but for now I can deal without.

>>652244387
S-sorry... I'll try to do it better.

*He begins to stroke her cock a little more violently and reaches his other hand around her balls and begins to squeeze them*

>>652244731
Can I be your bitch boy?

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>>652247068
That pic is amazingly cute.

How did you tell her about your fetish?

>>652247382
What makes you so certain your worth my time?

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>>652246731
You opt for black magic, leaving your fate (and your dick) in the hands of some probably-high-on-skunky-weed-out-of-his-skullcap-ass nigga.

Surprisingly, the jamaican cures you after only a moment's procedure and you pay him what he asked for, straight from yo' welfare check, nigga.

You stumble out of the clinic, glad to be healthy and HIV-free. "Da wundaz of modern-day knowledge." you utter with a smile on your lips.

The day is full of wonderful opportunity.
Where do you go next?
a) The liquor store
b) The gun store
c) The moon
d) Rich upper-class white neighborhoods

>>652246608
Inaba a cute. Do I really have to be gentle tho ? It would be a waste to miss having anal sex with her

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>>652247820
you're* whoops

What kind of dom needs to correct grammar? I'm a failure

>>652247913
I want some upper white class shenanigans

>>652248198
I want her to step on me.

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>>652248321

>>652248198
Well I like to be a sub, I like getting fucked, I like being degraded and have my dick stepped on and I have a high libido.

>>652248875
Nice.

>>652248209
You arrive in this white neighborhood called something-something.

You are receiving funny looks, and you wonder if racism is still alive and well.

You carelessly waltz onto randomly picked property, whistling innocently. You accidentally trample some flowers. You open your fucking nighole, and this is what you say: "shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttttt"

The property's owners greet you at the steps. An orthodox white family: caring mother, white, tight teen blonde, over-protective dad. Daddy pulls a gun on you. "Nigger, leave my backyard immediately!"

At least that's what you think he says, you wouldn't tell because you feel like you're on drugs constantly.

What do you do?
a) Shout obscenities at the white rich man and charge him sluggishly like an elephant.
b) Apologize for your actions and leave like a good, well-behaved citizen.