What the shit?
Eh, sure why not.
Fuck it. Going to sleep anyway. I will probably be in tonight's thread anyway.
I want to mess around on /tg/ but apparently that's not the way things get handled now.
This isn't really the good place to ask for this but I really need help from one of you guys. I need someone to subscribe to this guy's patreon for $5 to get a Misaka Mikoto pic I wanted for ages, it's literally impossible to find.
I need one too please, with pics of my waifu (pic related)
Sorry hun, I'm at work and can't post consistently. Maybe next time
>I'm at work
That's lewd, anon. But not as lewd as what I'm going to do with those pantyhose-covered feet.
mmm what are you doing anon?
>she tilts her head a little staring at your hand as you pump it up and down
I like to walk around the office at half mast all day, its not too lewd~
The sailor guardian makes her way into the strange district, she had heard there were monsters laying about and she was the one who had to take care of them. "H-hello?" almost like a whimper, those words escaped her lips.
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
Filled with fear from the strange area the girl raises her arm up, a trinket carefully resting in her hand. In a bit of a tremble the words "Moon Prism Power" escape her lips, her body disappearing in a bright light, only to reappear wearing her revealing sailor uniform.
She continues walking through the area, "Hello? Anyone there? I was told there were monsters here."
I really like the girl and I knew the picture existed for a long time without me being able to find it. I guess that's the frustration of not being able to find it that makes it so special to me.
You people are fucking filth
Is it so hard to go out and meet people that you've been reduced to fake fucking each other?
A figure hidden among the shadows looks out at the pretty young girl, its interest peaks as her new revealing outfit shows off her soft round breasts.
It grunts and moves out into the light, its large cock bouncing between its legs as it moves over to the sweet little girl. "what ar you doing out here stupid human girl?"
It grabs are her arm before she can reply and gazes down at her slim yet curvy frame, barely covered by her revealing outfit. It's large cock gently jerks as he stares at her body, slowly lifting as his large bulbous tongue licks around its open, drooling mouth.
So lewd anon~ Tell me, what do you want to do to these feet?
Oh, so these threads happen at times beside the evening. Interesting.
There's nothing in particular I want to do, but do any anons have a request their like me to fulfill?
Alternately, is Clownpiece's player present?
look at yourselves in the mirror
i dont think youll like what you see
A fine sir of chocolate complexion arrives at the scene of a local job application forum.
Armed with a belly full of shit, embellished futuristic neon sneakers, an XXL hoodie, a big nigga dick and his trusted black handpistola, he speaks:
"Ayos, is theres any white wiMAnz u'heeear?"
His ghastly voice echoes through the halls of the center. His negroid eyes fall short upon you, as his hand sinks to his fat swollen groin.
"Aw shits cracka."
I want to bury my nose in those arches and suck on those lewd toes. Are you wiggling them because it tickles?
>do any anons have a request their like me to fulfill?
I want to cum in that futa ass after sucking that futacock.
I like the feel of fabric between my toes, but I'd like your tongue between them even better
Usagi turns to the source of the voice, hiding her head behind her shoulders as she shifts. Her jaw drops when the figure comes out of the shadows, it's long member flapping in the wind. "Ahhh, I was told there was a monster causing trouble out here." Her body now shaking, she knew exatly what would be coming soon.
What are you waiting for?
Well... I can do the second one, at least.
Fuck encouragement. I'm here to cyber, not to do a cringey impersonation of your mommy.
If you like my tongue this much, you might like something else between your toes even more.
It grunted with disdain at her words, "Monsters causing trouble, so what if we are. As there would be anything you could do to about it.."
It lowers its head down to look into her fearful eyes and grins as it licks its slimy tongue across her face. Hmm I think I'll keep you little girl, a plaything for my ravenous cock. It began peeling off her tight and clinging clothes, groping and squeezing at her firm plump breasts.
A worthwhile plaything perhaps, how long you will last we will see...the others didn't last long against my lusting desires for their flesh.
A young, fuck-thirsty blackling stretches upright and yawns.
He digs into his pants, right at his groin, and fishes out a semi-erect and absolutely black snake, as well as balls the size of coconuts. His pants drop to the floor.
This nigger clearly isn't messing about.
"Ayo, where the bitches at?"
You're leaking so much lewd fluids already. Does my mouth feel that good? Your futacock tastes amazing.
The young girl shivers as the wind of the night hits her sensitive skin. Her nipples begin stiffening from the air. Her whole body shivers, and her teeth began to clash together. She tries pushing the large monster away, but to no avail. All while screaming, "Ah, no, get away from me!"
As she struggled she slipped and fell to the ground, her skirt shifting to the side, revealing her panties, complete with a small wet spot in the middle.
Where are all the horny anons?
>holy shit is my internet slow right now
So play with me instead of getting double dubs
Lemme see it
What the everloving fuck am I looking at?
I push your feet together and put my hard cock between them. Your knee-high socks are still wet from when i was sucking your lewd toes. It feels so smooth and slippery against me. I start thrusting before you know what's happening.
It grips its rough large hand around her arm, lifting her up in the air as it stares at her tight little panties inside her torn dress, sniffing at her sweet delicious scent between her legs.
It's huge cock jerks violently and it's eyes glare up into hers, it kneels down laying her onto the soft grass and roughly rips off her dress pushing it's huge bulbous cock ferociously against her panties, jutting it against them as it's creamy pre-cum oozed out drenching her tight fitting underwear.
"My plaything now..there is no escape."
Well... I mean... I'm at work... Still lewd bb
*unbuttons my pants and pushes them down, showing off my hard throbbing dick and tight smooth balls*
Is that what you wanted to see you slut?
*spits on my hand, grasping at your dick and starts pumping it hard, moving my body up onto yours as I eagerly mount you staring into your eyes*
The answer is then 0, you fog-headed nignogger.
I don't know which of the things I said you're referring to. What did you want me doing to you?
No moreso than you are being jerked off by Jews when you watch the porn they film and distribute.
Something in her brain begins to tick as the warm salty fluid begins drenching her, the building fear causes tears to stream down her face, leaving warm trails all across her pores. All emotion shuts down as her body prepares for him. She knew she didn't stand a chance resisting.
Her hands come together in a symbol of prayer. She pleads to him, "Please, please, don't do this. Anything but this."
It ignores her plea, only caring about what was between her legs and proceeds to rip off her drenched and messy panties, bucking its fat monstrous cock head up against her tiny little pussy.
"You came out here looking for monsters, that is what you will get" It holds her down, groping across her breasts and rams forward forcing it's huge throbbing dick roughly up into her in a strong forward motion, jutting wildly as it forces its full length up inside her.
I bite my lip and let your dick slide between my big toes "you like that big boy?"
Her pussy walls stretch open forcefully, absolutely not ready for his monstrous cock. Her body clamps down on his, the rather dry pussy squeezing and burning on his member. Rough tingles stretch to every inch of her body, her fingers curl, her mouth shoots open unable to scream, her eyes wide shooting all around.
She struggles against him, only squeezing down on his cock more, causing more pain for her. Delicate gloved fingers dance along his chest, trying to push him away, but unable to from all her strength fading out.
Why dont you just make a steam group or something and take it there
My, aren't we impatient? Fine, if you want me that badly, I'm right here. Come and get me.
I don't really understand what you just did. Are you the one taking it in the ass?
It moans with rabid lust, bucking it's hips forcefully forward and ramming it's thick massive dick up inside her tightly stretched cunt, only spurred on more by her shrieks of pain and glistening tears running down her cheek.
"Mmmm pretty little girl flesh" It paws roughly at her breasts, squeezing them harshly and slobbers it's large slimey tongue into her mouth, filling her with it, pushing it down into her throat.
It's huge weight was pushing down on her completely, totally dominating her and taking whatever it wants from her hot squirming body.
You wake up to a white lardo, frivolously beating on your frail afro-american peanut shell.
Do you a) Call upon your homies to come and pop a bust a shot a nigga in this honkey crackas ass?
or do you b) Accept your fate?
What are your fetishes?
What do you want to do with Junko?
You have chosen a).
Your "NIGGAS" arrive in the form of a five-man gang. They proceed to assault the honkey and manage to wrestle the big potato off of you.
You now have choices.
Do you a) Thank your homies for saving your life and go with them to the nearest strip club, your head shaken up?
Do you b) Thank your homies for saving your life, but tell them you urgently need your head looked at, and ask for a ride to the nearest hospital?
or do you c) Begin attacking your chimpmates, completely clueless and niggered up?
Can you make something with catgirls?
>Swishes her tail and bounces her cute little bum up and down, purring as she paws playfully at your cock :3
Turn around, then, and bend over for me like a good little bitch.
Convenient, I can just include your replies in my futa avatar posts.
Why don't you get down on your knees for me so I can have some fun with you, hmm?
Right up my alley. I don't have any pictures of her, though. That gonna be a problem?
I wiggle my hips a little to get it to slide in better, my breath catching in my throat momentarily and my girldick getting even harder.
What will you do when you get home?
Huh, seems like I have a whole folder of cat girls on my phone
You have picked option a), nigga ma nig.
This means you ride with your ghetto-ass nigga clique to the nearest hooter house to score some coke and watch hookers shake their fat and round asses.
As you approach the entrance, the bouncers recognize you. "Hey, you dirty coon. You were in here last night trying to rape one of our girls. You're not welcome, and neither are your boys."
Unable to contain yourself at the drop of a racial slur, you lose your nignog hat-top, and throw chimp kicks in every direction, including the bouncer's groin.
Your clique quickly pulls you off.
"That's right, take him back, boys! Useless niggers."
Needless to say, the pack of goon-coons soon fall for the temptation of it as well, and proceed to pull out their guns and open fire upon the all-white bouncers. They die instantly.
You may now a) Proceed into the club like nothing has happened and fuck dirty hookers.
b) Chill at the crime scene and welcome police squads with gunfire and monkey screams.
or c) Run to a nearby safehouse to cool off once the nigger adrenaline has been drained and you realize the damage you collectively have caused.
Something lewd, something with cute feet and maybe more... Up in the air really. You?
I'll post as I can. I'm at work so it maybe slow
You pick a) and your zero trips confirm your swell choice.
These niggas tumble into the club, strapped, guns smokin', ain't no fuckin' arouuund.
Your niggas go to fuck sleazy hookers in this shitty club, thus letting their guard down. You, being the more mellow nigga in the pack, go to chill at the bar and see if there's a delicious hunny you can scope without HIV or mammy issues + an ass so fat you can see it from the front.
You realize you should order a drink; that will make the ladies like you, yeah! Yeah, nigga.
Do you a) Order a faggot-ass martini with a olive or some faggot shit in it nigga.
Do you b) Get some ice-cold shots or some shit, nigga, I don't know.
Or do you c) Get a rugged, ruff, chilled, mothafuckin beer that you pop right off the cap and the shit looks like 40 ounce.
Alternatively, d) You run off, being a scared, socially awkward bitch, and ask your homies timidly if you can cock one of they hoes?
I love imagining that. Uh, well, nothing..
*I check your dubs before removing my own underwear and placing the head of my thick cock to your asshole* How obedient. And disgusting. You really are a little slut, aren't you? *grinning down at you, I take you by the hips and without further warning give a thrust of my own, forcing myself inside all at once.*
Something like that. I want you to jerk me off with your hands. If you want the privilege of tasting my cock, you'll have to earn it by doing a good job following orders.
Not to toot my own horn about my plans but maybe you can do the same?
You picked c)!
You purchase a rough, off-the-hinges-ass beer that is suh-MOKIN' with frost. The bartender is about to peel the cap off. "Ayo, I'll peel it off! It'll look better, 'cause I'm a blackly-ass nig." The bartender, not knowing what the fuck this god-awful nig has just spoken, simply throws his hands up in array and turn to another customer.
You pop that shit open like a rough nigga, and some girl notices. The ass was fat.
"Yo, boo." you speak while spinning in your bar stool, flashing your Timberland boots at this weave-headed bitch.
"Hi..." she speaks. "Is you here alones?"
a) Tell the girl that you're there drinking alone - sorry-ass nigga.
b) Tell the ho that you're there with your boyz but they busy in other parts o' da club.
c) Mumble something retarded, being a retarded autismo ever since that white crock of shit shook your head to slavery and back.
you could try your luck with something like omegle. wouldn't recommend it, though.
Just bite the bullet and make an account somewhere. f-list at least tries to keep things private; you can't see other people's accounts, only their characters.
Having pre-established characters/kinks makes finding partners a lot easier, too.
My cheeks color and my body tenses up, but nowhere is as tense as inside my anus. I moan a little and wiggle my hips again, gasping out with each thrust.
Your trips, nigga, damn, confirm that you are drinking in the bar of a strip club, alone, but your homies are close.
"Well, I can chills with you... if you gettin' paid." the jumbo-assed chocobo mouths to you. Preoccupied with her lips and not with what a damn thing that this black tramp is cucking at you, your naturally endowed BBC grows inside of your pants.
You find yourself unable to control the outcome of your negro lust, but with only an ounce of self-control, you...
a) Shake off the jimmy motions and ask her politely to repeat what she said.
b) Reach into your pants like an awkward /b/tard and start jacking off through your pants, expecting her to accomodate you like your wildest fantasies.
c) Go wild and rape this bitch IN PUBLIC because you are a silly little fucknig fucknog niggy!
You're not a bitch, you're a pretty lady to me anon
Unfortunately I don't have a witty porn pic to back up my statement
To answer your question though, I have a little dog that needs to be taken care of tonight.
And so, you undo your belt buckle and drop your pants to the floor. You immediately lunge at the chocolate lady-ho, rapaciously intent on filling her wide, fat butt with dick. "Gimme yo' ass, ho! We can do this the easy way, or the hard way!"
She screams, alerting nearby people. Your niggas come running. "Ayo, wha's goins ons?"
a) Tell your niggas the truth - that you couldn't control your negro self - and encourage them to jump on the rape train, while undressing the ebony milk-cow.
b) Strangle the victim to death and turn this rape into a homicide, while screaming "Allahu akbar!"
c) Realize what you have done and what you are doing is not quite right, and cease in your tracks immediately, at the cost of being labeled a fake and die-hard nigga.
A dachshund, right?
I start thrusting harder and faster, stretching your tight ass. You shudder and moan as I rub your nipples. Your girldick throbs in my hand, leaking pre-cum, and it feels like we're almost going to cum at the same time.
I'm feeling deeply depressed right now, fapping to you guys ERPing is the only thing keeping me from having another breakdown. Don't stop.
Oh, not that type of dog. He's much bigger and much more pathetic than that.
At first I was sad you missed my Weiner dog joke, but that picture more than made up for it
If he was named for his only useful purpose other than to obey, then yes.
Yeah that went completely over my head, sorry. I didn't know dachshunds were also called wiener dogs!
You ride together, you die together, and your niggas got you 110%.
They throw their hoes to the side and soon you are all gang-raping this poor bitch; anyone that intercepts gets their cap split like cherry pie. Speaking of cherry pie, you get dibs on that sweet hood pussay, as you iniated this bold act of freely expressed american freedom.
Most inside of the club are white, and afraid to be called racists or murdered, hesitate to step in. Your rape goes scott-free, and besides: it's afrocentric!
You and your niggas are close to climax.
a) Pull some japanese bukkake hentai shit with your homies on this niggly paper-chasin' ho.
b) Impregnate her for the lulz.
Nah, he hasn't earned that yet.
*She smirks at his eagerness to put himself in such a degrading position and then places her hands on her hips and shoves them forward without warning, teasing him with the threat of a face-fucking* Is that the best you can do? We're gonna be here all day at this rate. If I get bored, I might just decide to do something you won't like very much...
Of course it feels UNF-! good being put in your place and NGH-! being used for your only value HAAH~!! you buttslut. *My response is interrupted several times by my drawing back and slamming into you again, my cheeks growing flushed with excitement as I repeatedly violate your tight little boybutt*
The only time I don't complete scenes are when one of us has to go. Even then I try to pick back up with them in the next thread.
>given that you've already said most of what I was going to respond with...
I-I'm gonna cum! Harder, I'm almost there...!
It's just 2 guys sending emails to each other where one calls the other her puppy, don't get a boner over nothing bro
The picture? Or how I treat my little bitchboy?
I've got a nice pair of feet waiting for me at home. Soft, clean, and most importantly, begging for my dick
Fear fills his eyes as the sight of his mammoth 1 mm cock. He starts struggling to crawl away, spaghetti exploding out of his pockets
He runs down the street and looks back uttering the passionate words that would live in his heart forever.."y-you too anon!!"
You was gonna leave her to raise her li'l' black Jiminy Cricket son of a bitch on her own anyway, nigga, don't lie. Nonetheless, you and your niggas bukkake-blast this bitch to shit! You and your gang leave her buttfuck-plastered with jizz.
You high-five your homies, and as the woman lays dying from asphyxiation from too much cum over her face, you hear her utter: "Holy shit, do you even know how to get singles, anon? Holy fuck, nigger. Nice double-dubs! Uurgh-"
Eventually, some faggot steps up to the plate and smashes your head with an empty cognac bottle, knocking you out.
You awaken the following morning in the local run-down ghetto clinic, run by a jamaican gypsy who switches between actual doctoring and selling crack on the corner.
"Allo man, you pay fifty dollar, you god da HIV."
You spring out of your sheets, screaming at the top of your lungs. "WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA."
Unknowingly, you contracted HIV from the sexual encounter last night. You raped a HIV bitch, most likely!
a) Pay him fifty bucks for his mumbo jumbo magic shadowcasting to clear your affliction.
b) Throw a niggy fit, punching the jamaican twice in the nose bone and knocking him out, only to proceed taking his TV and running out without paying.
Hhng... Haaa.... Oh yes~! *I let out long moans and my own cock starts to erect from the stimulation that sparks through my body from the trusts*
I want, haaa.... All of your load... Mmm... Inside me~!
(I've seen her face before!)
Ooh, well aren't you lucky? Have any pictures you can share of said feet?
She's very sweet. Be gentle, anon...
I wish, maybe one day I can convince her to let me take pictures but for now I can deal without.
That pic is amazingly cute.
How did you tell her about your fetish?
What makes you so certain your worth my time?
You opt for black magic, leaving your fate (and your dick) in the hands of some probably-high-on-skunky-weed-out-of-his-skullcap-ass nigga.
Surprisingly, the jamaican cures you after only a moment's procedure and you pay him what he asked for, straight from yo' welfare check, nigga.
You stumble out of the clinic, glad to be healthy and HIV-free. "Da wundaz of modern-day knowledge." you utter with a smile on your lips.
The day is full of wonderful opportunity.
Where do you go next?
a) The liquor store
b) The gun store
c) The moon
d) Rich upper-class white neighborhoods
What kind of dom needs to correct grammar? I'm a failure
You arrive in this white neighborhood called something-something.
You are receiving funny looks, and you wonder if racism is still alive and well.
You carelessly waltz onto randomly picked property, whistling innocently. You accidentally trample some flowers. You open your fucking nighole, and this is what you say: "shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttttt"
The property's owners greet you at the steps. An orthodox white family: caring mother, white, tight teen blonde, over-protective dad. Daddy pulls a gun on you. "Nigger, leave my backyard immediately!"
At least that's what you think he says, you wouldn't tell because you feel like you're on drugs constantly.
What do you do?
a) Shout obscenities at the white rich man and charge him sluggishly like an elephant.
b) Apologize for your actions and leave like a good, well-behaved citizen.