ERP Thread I guess

First I guess.

eh

>>651116852

Their backs must fucking kill lugging those fuckers around

>>651117137
It's a good thing they must spend half their day on their backs.

>>651117137
Well, considering they are cartoons, I doubt it.

>>651117312
THEY'RE FUCKING MANGA YOU PLEB.

>>651117312

Does a bear shit in the mountains at 5 o clock when a re-run of "Redundant shit to say" is aired?

So how bout that eroticism paired with role playing? That was fun huh?

>>651117137
I agree, they should really see a chiropractor and discuss the possibility of reductive surgery.

I want a little girl to step on my cock.

>>651117479
Remember when people actually typed more than six words a prompt before they called it 'good'? I'm not even a length whore, but I need more than

>I gasp and fuck your pussy

To get off.

>>651117619
I agree. Those were the less-than-worse good ol' days. I'm not even about getting off anymore. Just fun doing this sort of thing.

>>651117619

>I grasp and fuck your pussy longing for the day I can exact revenge on my half brother Fabio.

A cold wind blows in the mountains to the east; Mr Mackintosh vociferously yawns as he stares at his latest addition to his Bonsai tree collection he had recently invested in via Amazon Prime.

Cummingly, he reaches into his anus, reaching for the closest thing he could find -- his lost dog Mr bow wow.


How fucking wet are you on a scale of 1-2?

>>651117996
I chuckled.

>>651117996
You didn't describe the floor tiles. 0/10

>>651117981
Hey, foot-kun.

>>651118131
>>651118104
>>651117996
Shit like this is why these threads are utter, unenjoyable shit now.

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>>651117981

>>651118417
I don't understand. Only thing worse than one-liners are retards who sound like they ate a thesaurus and didn't wash it down with a grammar guide.

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>>651118511

>>651118633
Shit's jokes, man.

>>651118663
>dat spade tail

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>>651118278
hi!

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>>651118663

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>>651118858

>>651118417

Marginally insulted by Anon651118417, Anon651117996 clambers to the top of his bed post, undulating with raw emotion; his feelings tossed to the wind like some worthless whore collecting $50 for the blowjob she gave 7 weeks ago to her distant cousin Alfred.

Realising how meek his options looked, he violently grabbed his crotch, feeling its smooth, lumpy surface, bundled in with his semi erect manhood. Noticing how his maid Ursula didn't clean his modern-decked floor, his cock now stands violently to attention.

"Avast, Anon651118417", he says, as he lunges at you with a furious look in his eyes. Your anus already lubed up, his majestic cock enters your folds and you realise at once how a bit of humour is harmless, and you immediately rescind your hostility.

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>>651118936

>>651118978
Humor's fine.

Being so far up your own ass you enjoy the smell isn't.

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>>651119048

>>651119109

Immediately rescind you swine

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>>651119139

tf is erp

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>>651119298

>>651119300
It's what's not happening right now.

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>>651119366

>>651119451
Simply the best right there.

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>>651119451

>>651118858
I love a lady in uniform.

Meh why not.

Something that crosses my mind, why do we do ERP threads? As in, participate in them. I get the lonely neckbeard thing, but why else? Fantasy and escapism maybe?

>>651119300
Erotic roleplay aka cybering or typefucking.

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>>651119570

>>651119645

You like being dominated? Or the idea of dominating someone in an authoritative position?

>>651119649
Little bit of all that. Not getting called a nigger or faggot every other post is a nice break, too.
Also feet porn.

>>651119725
>feet porn
I honestly wish it wasn't just fucking feet. Something for everyone I say.

>>651119698
More so the former but both have their appeal.

>>651119725
But aren't the IRC channels just as effective?

>>651119893

Unless you play a woman or were around at the start, probably not.

>>651119725
You thought you escaped that you fucking faggot?

>>651119810

I've always enjoyed taking authority away. I think the woman would have to be older than me for me to let her even try taking charge.

Something about a woman in her late 30s showing you what she's capable of, unlike these pretender sluts you date in your late teens and 20s.

>>651120180
A woman aged in her late 20s/early 30s is exactly the right range for me.
Experienced and capable.

>>651119939
Around at the start?

>>651117476
that's not a show

bears don't have tv en masse

and why would anything leave the woods and trapes up a mountain to shit?

>>651119939
I gotcha homie.

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>>651119939
>male privilege

>>651119795
Then ask foot-kun, I'm sure he has other shit.

>>651119893
Ha ha! No.

>>651120007
Fuck you, nigger!

>>651120595

It's no discredit to the people in the IRC -- I haven't been there for a couple of months and some of them are really nice.

I refused to slap on a pair of fake tits and a pussy so we never got past just talking, which was fine. They might as well just admit they're bi; at least that way half of them would stop staying awake til 9am, and have way more fun together.

I miss ma nigga ein and mutual hating wasp friend. Sweat on brotha.

>>651120930
>liking Ein

Kill yourself.

>>651117312
Are you literally autistic or baiting?

>>651120930
Fuck wasps. Also, who would get on you for refusing to play the girl? Don't think anyone's that needy for it.

>>651121023
THANK YOU
Elitist cunt who couldn't rp or fuck for shit. Posting catgirls and bragging about having a "master" neckbeard was maximum cringe.

>>651121163
No, Ein was the obnoxious trap.

Makoto's the annoying cunt you're thinking of.

>>651121134
>>651120930
Hi circlejerkers.

>>651121023
>>651121163

You might have glanced over the not RPing with anyone bit. I had fun with them joking around all the time -- I don't follow RP etiquette, or who fucks who better. That's stupid.

I also miss Nights, Gufo driving out of his car, and my arch duck nemesis. I got to know them a little as people. No judgements here.

>>651121443
No, Ein's a fucking shitbag regardless.

>Nights

Who?

>>651121443
You're still on about those damn rabbits? You want a rematch you rabbit sympathizer?

>>651121295
Hello overly aggressive anon.

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>>651121295
They were all part of that catgirl clique, good riddance. I love the IRC- it's a great place for ERP to dump shitters.

>>651121443
Speaking of which:
>IRC faggot detected

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>mfw those times Thae used to try to interject into things in the most autistic manner possible

>>651121606

We'll nuke each other again one day. I gotta go do lots of work now though. Been fucking busy for ages now.

Miss you guys, take care!

>>651121712
Pork sausages.

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>>651121712
He still does

>>651121841
>>651121864
Do people still pretend he's tolerable so they can have a chance at getting Op?

>>651122024
Who ever thought that? Why would anyone want OP anyway?

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>>651122024
All IRCs in a nutshell. Suck as much dick as possible for that tasty tasty power.

>>651122151
>implying most of those people have any real power or control in their actual lives
Let them have their fun.

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Ibwhonder of soneone will join them to suck my cock

>>651122384
Can you rewrite that? It's hard to understand the first half, not like the second half is something I'd want.

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>>651122298
thats why they get so defensive about their partners. God forbid someone else wants to erp with one of their "pets"
>Queue autistic defensive neckbeard

>>651122520
"Cue" is the word you wanted, not "queue".

>>651122520
>>651122298
>>651122151
Was there anyone who was remotely chill and stable on the IRC. Ever?

>>651122798
Fuck if I know. I'd rather chop my dick off and shove it up my own ass while I bleed it than hang out there.

>>651123080
Trying too hard to fit in there, IRCfag.

>>651122729
Yeah I realized that the second I pressed post. Whoops
>>651122798
I don't think so.I've seen just about everyone in there involved with some form of drama. And there was drama every single damn day

>>651123148
Well, in tiny groups like that, even pretty normal and chill people get drawn into drama.

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>>651116852

>>651123148
That's what happens when you've got almost every person dealing with some sort of problem in their lives. It comes with the territory.

>>651122729
"Queueing" the is only English word with five vowels in a row.

>>651123969
On top of that add the emotional attachment sad lonely sacks like us have to anybody who shows them any sort of affection.

>>651124232
That's a cool story, bro. You're a cool guy.

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>>651117312
> cartoons
You triggered so many people. Fucking kek.

>>651121295
Was that really so annoying? You have people here who follow the same stuff and talk about masters and the like.

>>651124327
I've seen the attachment occur to some people. Not much you can do about it other than wait and watch it all come crashing down.

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>>651123322
>>651123969
Hello IRCfags

>>651124729
Hello smug anime girl poster. So nice to meet such a well mannered person.

>>651124729
Kill yourself Viola.

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Will we ever just accept that ERP is fucking dead

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Who wants to take a ride on my bike?

>>651124839
The fuck is Viola

>>651124875
ERP is only a secondary function of the threads.
Be patient, newfag.

>>651124884
Fuck off, Kyouko.

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Who wants to suck on my singles?!?

>>651124875

All I ever wanted was to get on my knees and choke down load after load of hot sticky semen.

>>651124997
No, it's the primary.

Which of the weird circlejerks are you from?

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>>651124997
Yes sir, I didn't realize you were an expert topdog neckbeard around here. Sorry for the disrespect.

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>>651125121

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>>651125036
C'mon now, baby. Don't be that way. You know you want a ride.

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Why the fuck you guys take this shit so seriously

>>651125192
Been here all summer, friend.

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>>651125194

I wish I was feeling it. Just a drop,or two. maybe a few glasses full. Depends how charitable some are feeling.

>>651125577
haha nice doubles anon

can i save them?

>>651125778
They're all yours, my friend.

I need my ass filled with a big, hard cock.

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What the fuck is happening?

>>651126245

Looks to be too late to take any hard cocks and have cum filled in each and every orifice.

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Hi there, I'm looking for sex. Any demons want to corrupt me? ;)

>>651126557
Or be pinned down and fucked into shivering orgasms.

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This place. It has changed.

I feel lonely now.

>>651126642
What kind of scoundrels do you take us for, ma'am?
Please take your lewd urges elsewhere.

>>651126851
Hi Thae. How's Aria?

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I wonder if some kind of assault would be beneficial here.


Maybe a couple divisions could take care of it.

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>>651126642
How about someone to spoil you? M'lady.

>>651127016
That's ok with me, hehe.

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Herzog should be able to handle this...

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>>651127098
FInally! I'm chalking this up as a victory for nice guys everywhere!

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>>651126679

One hand pinning your wrist above you, their other one pushing your head to the ground with just enough wiggle room to maneuver your head and look back as they violently pound your ass into the ground. Toes curling, back arching as that thick pulsing rod thrust in just right, hitting that sweet spot as you release a river of fluids beneath you, puddling as you shake and quiver with one of your most intense orgasms only for them to rear back, ready to plunge back in all over again till they themselves are satisfied.

>>651126968
Don't know either of those people are, nigger.

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I wonder where all these people came from and how they would react if someone kind of initiated a full frontal assault.

>>651128298

That sounds pretty lewd

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>>651128596
Maybe it's supposed to.

>>651128754
HEIL FUCKING HITLER

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>>651128786
SIEG HEIL

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Wonder if high command says this is okay for us to be here?

>>651128754

Its about fucking time someone was! I'll SEIG TO THAT HEIL

>>651128754
Oh god. Don't tell me the Nazis are taking over.

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>>651128754
I shall demand retribution

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>>651129186

I was certain they had long since been in charge.

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>>651129001
Gott mit uns.

>>651129186
Would that be an issue?

>>651129434
For what?

>>651129445
See? This one gets it.

>>651127434
Mmm. Mark me cum so you can fill my ass with your thick seed.

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>>651129519
Asking me for what filty nazi?

You want to die that badly?

>>651129519
I've always had a distaste of Nazis since the war and secretly hoped the day where they ruled would never come to be.

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>>651129814
First of all, it's filthy.

Secondly, one has to wear the bands even if not a member of the party as it is the national emblem.

Secondly, I have no passion for nazis, I just follow orders who are in better positions than me, and unfortunately, most of them are nazis.

And last, but not least, I honestly do not know of any wrongs you might have faced. So please, do elaborate, we may find justice together.

>>651129856
Rebuilding? Very ok.

Full out war for "lebensraum" not ok.

It's a shame idiots always get to rule.

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>>651129519

Looks as if the the powers that be are here to challenge our overseers. Will your Reich's power be enough I wonder.

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>>651130091
Eh, step one, throw infantry at the problem, step two, throw tanks at the problem, step three, get artillery to handle it. Step four. Call in the luftwaffe. Step five, if all else fails, try to negotiate.

I got this.

>>651130077
I would almost agree with you there if it weren't for you being one of them.

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>>651130077
Maybe I was wrong the whole time, maybe it's not my right to judge about you..

How does one find true justice and peace?

>>651128863
Erica da bess

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>>651130279

The Nazi's have clearly evolved to the point you can negotiate with what, at that point at least you got to the step, would more then likely be a fine paste.

>>651130405

These fine soldiers don't seem as bad as you may think they're. Aside from some questionable tactics mentioned above...

It is that, not the overwhelming military that frightens me.

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>>651130405
Yes well, as I now very obviously am, one of "them", what should I be doing? Running around, saluting everything and screaming HEIL HITLER?

We both know that's ridiculous.

I do what I'm told to do. And I do it good.
It's not my choice. I got the choice of doing as told, or getting shot somewhere. I'd rather stay alive.

I admire men like Rommel who stand up to their superiors, those who are strong enough to say no.

However, I'm just a grunt, all I do is fight where I'm told to fight.

>>651130465
We judge eachothers based on the actions of those who work alongside us.

I work with monsters. Monsters who don't value human life at all. Monsters who are brainwashed and indoctrinated to do exactly as told.

And since I work with them, by common logic, I must be one aswell.

I do not know how to find peace, and justice as I know it is swift, brutal, and deadly.

If you feel that justice would be served with my passing then do it quick. However, I will no longer have control of my men after my passing. And they are relentless.

I work for monsters, with monsters, and I command monsters.

But we're all human. I hope at least.

Judge us all you want. We should be able to handle it.

>>651130756
Jeee.

>>651130897
Depends on hat type of paste. The stubborn kind calls us cheeky cunts all the time. And they're kicking luftwaffe ass.

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-Ok, it's done... Can we go back to home now?

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>>651131111

Sounds like that stain that no matter how you wash it, how well you steam clean it into the ground refuses to do, as this particular paste/stain may say, sod off?

>>651131445

Rather up front and lewd....

>>651131111
>>651131445
>>651131604

Maybe we were overthinking everything..

We are already home and we shall enjoy it every day we can

Can I erp with someone?

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>>651131752

>>651131111
Whatever to stay alive. I see.
I'm still keeping my eye on ya.

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>>651131604
It will say "fuck you you cheeky wanker" then punch you in the face and expand tenfold.

It's a pesky stain I tell you what.

>>651131752
How high are you anon?

>>651131771
What are you looking for?

>>651131796
Keep them both on me and you might see a show.

>>651131876
You better deliver then, Nazi.

>>651131876
Anything really so long as both participants have dicks.

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>>651131771
I shall erp with you
>>651131876
Uhh well, I thought this thread was about erp, but all this nazi stuff confused me since im german

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>>651132110

It is, it really is but not much cock to go around at the moment and I wouldn't mind wrapping my lips around some.

>>651131876

A show from you? I wonder just what you mean....

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meow!

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>>651131997
I might.

>>651132016
Yeah well, you'll have to talk to Hans for that one.

>>651132110
Welcome to ERP, furries, nazis, shitposting, and a hundred circlejerks come together to circlejerk even more.

>>651132351
I may mean a lot of things...

Does anyone... miss me?

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>>651132632
Who are you?

It all depends on that.

>>651132714
Take a guess.

Isn't that more fun, the thrill of not knowing?

>>651132351
Well I hope you like videogames then

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>>651132842

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>>651132631

A part of me lavishes in the thought of it being some young women taken by the waist, led out back and meticulously worked over till she cries out for more. Another wonders if some black ops officer getting his jolly's off interrogating some poor soul caught behind the lines or taken after a furious "pasting" of combined armed forces.

>>651132842
>>651132867

Oh I know my way around a few games. Looks like you brought your own stick. Rather thoughtful~

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>>651133034
That sounds, oddly arousing.

>>651132815
if you're fucking Kyouko I'll murder someone. With a tank.

>>651133167
I don't know who that is.

I just wish someone would notice me, miss me...

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>>651133167

>That sounds, oddly arousing.

As it does to me, more so the torture part if I were to be honest...

Careful though where you point that thing. Not that the Germans were quick to fire, but accidents do happen.

>>651133469

You're missed, I'm sure. <3

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>>651133469
Right...

I need to continue interrogating.

But I guess someone may miss you?

>>651133518
Chill, we got this.

>>651133518
I doubt it. No one... even knows who I am...

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>>651133034
handling a joystick properly is important.

Show me your talent and you might get rewarded

>>651133609
I'm actually not sure who you are; I don't recognize you. So the chances of you knowing me are slim...

Also, see >>651133631

Alice smashes her head into the table. THUD. Her ears ring as she lifts her neck up and a sharp throbbing sensation resonating throughout her skull. A mere moment passes before another loud noise fills the room, this time accompanied by another, and then another, and yet another still. Before long all that remains of the girl is a slumped torso over the table, her entire face having been mashed into a gooey puddle of jelly.

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>>651133631
>>651133797
Yes well, that is rather, sad.

Need a friend?

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>>651133609

Chill as one can be around multiple tons of steel. I assume it can easily take a few rounds, but how well does it hold up beneath a couple of warm bodies, hmm?

>>651133631

Well, who are you? you must speak up a little more.

>>651133725

I am a bit of an achievement whore, so no challenge is beneath me. Maybe you should sit back though and let the professional handle this rather hard challenge, mmm? Anywhere is fine~...

>>651133921
I would love one...

Have any.. recommendations?

>>651133979
I'm no one; forgotten.

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>>651133979
Well, I uh, eh... I uhh...

I'm not sure.

>>651134015
Well, we could be friends.

>>651134248
Oh. So it's that easy?

Are we friends now..?

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>>651134324
Sure, why not?

And it's really that easy.

>>651134435
Alright...do you have a name?

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>>651133979
Since playing with your hands would be way too easy you shall handle it with your feet

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>>651134248

A simple question, nothing more yet I assure you. Coming from the top of German engineering it may infact hold more then just a few.

For riding a top whilst charging the front lines of enemy controlled land. You wouldn't think I meant...well, "it" did you?

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>>651134559
Elena. You can call me Elena.

>>651134690
Elena, that's a nice name...

I had a name once..

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>>651134571

Oh a proper challenge? Well, well now you really have my attention. I may be a hair bit rusty, but nothing ventured nothing gained they say...

*My toe prods the tip of your stick, lip curling into a smile as it throbs with need. My head tilts curiously as I gently caress the shaft, rolling the ball of my foot against it enjoying the unique, rough texture of the skin against my foot*

I hope you aren't a backseat gamer and complain about me traversing some levels a little too ...'slow..., are you?~

>>651134571
Feet are the dirtiest part of the body though. They're always touching the ground.

I need someone to ERP as my waifu or just dump some pics of her (lewd or not)
Her name is Nagato Yuki

Please. Breed me.

Why did thread have to die... Elena, I miss you...

I thought I finally found a friend...

>>651134571

Do you have a throw away email I can use to contact you if the thread goes down?

>>651135324
>>651135101
>>651134989
>>651134962
>>651134755
>>651134690
>>651134645
>>651134571
>>651134435
>>651134324
>>651134248
>>651134015
>>651134051
>>>651133979
Its me goku. Ching ching.

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This stills alive? Well, anyone mind if i walk here for a while?

>>651134962
*I can feel every little move of your feet against my dick, I feel too aroused and suddenly I can see a tiny bit of liquid is dropping out*

I acknowledge your proper handling.

We shall now investigate a little deeper inside of you to see if you are not cheating

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>>651135893

Be careful then where you swing that thing.

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>>651136044

whats the new irc?

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>>651135101
Huh? Did someone say my name?

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>>651136044

*I dip my big toe against the head of your cock, sighing as I feel the small glob of pre seep up from the slit. My tongue rolling over my lips as a small string of it clings to my toe as I roll over, ass pointed towards you*

Me? A cheater? I'd never fall so low,...., but if it'll help curb any suspicions its for the best~....

>>651136384
Hey, catlady. Can you handle two RP's at once? I wouldn't mind playing too! ;3

>>651134051
what was your name before you were forgotten, friend?

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>>651136059
I will use that while i find something better
>winks an eye

>>651136562
That's irreverent. My actions going forward will dictate who I am from now on.

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>>651136500

How can I say no? Tell me what you want.

>>651136584

I don't think that'll help any of us standing around, but a starts a start...

>>651135548
Yes [email protected]

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>>651136727
Well said.

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>>651136782
Oh, then you will help me then?

>>651136782
Oh gosh, this is embarrassing. I wasn't expecting you to actually respond.

I'm unsure what to do! >.<

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>>651137046

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>>651137046
>>651137104

Fucking said catlady might just be the place to start~..., but what do I know?

>>651136942

Help is a big word and that is an, well it's a large, throbbing dick nearly as big as my waist. I may not survive it~...

What is it like to have a friend..?

I thought I had one, and now she's gone...

>>651137366

Depending on the type sticky and hot.

>>651137366
Like a bag of sand

>>651137412
>>651137446
I'm getting conflicting information here...

Will someone be my friend... so I can find out?

>>651137585
Well what's your name?

>>651137366
It's ok. Who was she?

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>>651137245
Or maybe your body can resist it. Do you know how many times i fucked smaller gils than you?

>>651137622
I'm no one...

>>651137638
This Nazi girl named Elena, even though I don't 100% agree with her views... she seemed nice.

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>>651137650

Guessing by your tone it might be a daily thing, you taking these smaller women and nearly splitting them in half over that monster sized cock pulsing between your legs. How then would you like me to ease that tension? I'm sure a simple bandaid wont do.

>>651137776
Fuck you

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>>651136384
*Slowly and gently I stick my dick into your yet dry asshole to investigate every bit of that inside. The further I investigate I can feel its getting tigher and tighter and tigh..

My mind gets blank as I reach the end.*

Well, everything looks clear so far, you passed.


You shall get rewarded for passing the game and not cheating.

What is it what you desire?

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>>651137886
*You can hear me sucking back on my lip as your cock presses fourth unlubed, stretching my tight puckered hole. Wider and wider as each inch slides inside I start to cry out, back arching and tail dancing back and fourth. My claws rake against the ground as I finally, almost thankfully feel you bottom out in my depths. Drool rolls up over my lip to the floor as I stare back at you, panting and moaning as the large cock seems to grow bigger in me* F-fuck me....you can fuck me till I can't see straight...and you've only put it inside and you're already half way there...g-get to work!~....

Autism: The Thread

A bunch of gay men jerking each other off.

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>>651138407

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Hi, pathetic nerds. Mildy slim femanon here

I actually feel sorry for you guys so I'm gonna take requests. What would you like me to say?

No I will not show tits.

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>>651137863
Its hust i wanted to change the routine. Today i wabt to fuck someone bigger and maybe pound her ass too

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>>651116852
Ahh... Hah...

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>>651139019
We meet yet again

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>>651138827
Just humiliate me please

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>>651138909

*My fangs poke out from my lip as I grin wide, shaking my rump side to side, tail lifted high showing off those delicious curves before you, eyes glaring down at that cock bobbing between your legs*

Well today might just be the day for you and me then. Go on, fill me with that throbing cock of yours~

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>>651139241
>Gets on knees, unzips pants, starts sucking cock madly

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>>651138827
Too bad. You know the drill.

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>>651139293
You're doing a good enough job of that on your own

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>>651139361
>spews baby juice deep down your throat immediately. My hips move on their own

Wow that was good

>>651139371
No I can't even do that on my own, I can jack my dick and even that I'm not very good at

>>651138827

I love when girls come to these threads and think everyone is gonna bust their load because they have a vagina.

The quality of what you type is more important than the tits or vagina you have that you aren't showing off.

>>651139489
Wasn't that the dude that got selling crack and hentai

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>>651139505
You're fucking pathetic.
>>651139573
Your homosexuality is showing

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>>651139591
no its me

>>651139731
B-But I'm bilingual

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>>651139489
>Swallows all of your cum, not leaving a single droplet behind

ERP thread == cringe thread

>>651140285
>my cock remains hard
Ready for round 2?

>>651139331

Damn, that got me hard as fuck

>>651140386
cringe

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>>651140386
I'm always ready anything, Master!

what happened to the catgirl from last night?

>>651140746
Nerve gas

>>651140628
wait is this the real jinx poster? where's my friend

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>>651140460

I'd hope you wouldn't just let the poor thing sit there all alone, begging for a helping hand to wrap around it, clutch it tight and stroke it from top to bottom, maybe give that fertile sack of balls a firm caring squeeze to really work up those positively delicious loads. Milk them for all their worth. <3

>>651140746
which

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>>651139331
>i kiss you in a passilnately way while i rub your ass cheeks an my throbbing cock is placed between your legs, caresding your pusdy time to time

>>651139331
((Sorry, my network failed for long time))

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>>651140805
>Slams ass into cock, completely engulfing your cock

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>>651141081
>3D
BAKA BAKA BAKA

>>651140907

*grabs at the neckline of your tight fitting top and rips it open, letting your big firm tits spill out freely. I grab at your big heaving tits, squeezing them roughly as I unbutton my pants and let them fall to the floor*

hmm yeah such a dirty kitty aren't you? got my dick hard and throbbing

*bucks my hips a little, making big long dick bounce and bob between my legs and moves my free hand over, groping at your tight little panties*

>>651141231
plz no, im a virginity.
>my penis reaches maximum length and feels really good. I slam against your cervix as I repeatedly thrust into your tight hole

>>651140938
the one who wanted the fish from his master but he left. She was cute as fuck

>>651141379
>his master
>he left
>she was cute
Make up your mind, son

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>>651141307

>Street name sighns
>choose the only 2 with names of streets
>hmm could "One Way" be a street name?
>worked
ok

>>651141665
WAIT how the fuck did I post that here?

WHAT?

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>>651141081

*My tongue runs over the roof of my mouth as I shudder against your hard cock, moaning as it pry's my folds apart by it's sheer girth alone.

>>651141307

*I gasp out, blinking as my tits flop out, but once I feel them roll over your fingertips all I could help but do is moan, eyes staring down at the mammoth cock swinging between your thighs. I softly moan, eyes shutting for a moment while you tug at my form fitting panties*

I-I...augh...was not expecting this!~....you need it, don't cha?...

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>>651141358
>im a virginity.
Not anymore...

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>>651141747
Because you crave attention and want to roleplay which sadly won't happen to you

Can someone write a starter for me?

I'll respond to anything thrown my way. Any kinks and fetishes you desire. I just have trouble initiating RP.

>>651141817
>I smile toothily with my new found vigor and began pounding you nonstop.
Sreally great feeling
>My balls twitch

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>>651141907
check em faggot

>>651141483
fuck you i liked her/his style

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>>651141960
Were you really getting off to my fucking posts? Could you kindly go fuck off?

>>651141803

*groans as I push you back against the wall, grabbing and roughly rubbing at your soft delicate panties, feeling up your hot mound inside.*

You have no idea baby, I'm horny as fuck right now

*My head drops down to your chest, licking and sucking on your gently bouncing breasts and feeds your hard nipples into my mouth, sucking wildly as I finally rip your panties free and begin roughly groping your hot slippy lips*

>>651142058

If you're talking about the catgirl I think you're he was here a little earlier if you look up a bit,

>>651142249
mama mia ima gonna releasa alla mya jizza!
>i slam my hips into yours as hard as I can and break through your cervix as my baby juices fill up your vaginal cavity.

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>>651142389
Mama mia go fuck yourself

>>651142482
wow thanks for great time. wont not froget it

>>651111111

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>>651142609
Thanks for finally fucking off, fuckhead

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>>651142313

My legs instinctively spread out for you, those warm folds now growing wetter by the second with my need. I even begin to pant softly as you envelop my breast, streaks of spittle matting my fur, some even rolling off and falling onto my bare stomach. Squirming and moaning I hardly keep my eyes open, but I fight it to watch you, watch you vigorously grope and rub my body*

Goddamn where were you earlier, I fucking needed this kinda stuff! Mmph!~ All the right kindahhhh....rough!

Will someone please stuff my ass?

My aching boipussy needs a good ravaging!

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>>651142712

>>651142775
Pics or its not real.

>>651142775
>shoves potato in ur ass

>>651142754

hmmm good girl, yes open your legs nice and wide for me.

*stares up into your eyes sucking and biting on your big plump breasts, my hand roughly rubs harder at the soft delicate folds of your creamy pussy*

You're mine you sexy slut!

*moves my head up grabbing at your hair and firmy pulls your head back a little as I lick and kiss at your sweet drooling lips*


mmm dirty kitty, nice wet pussy <3

*drives my fingers roughly up inside you and starts pumping them in and out, staring into your eyes as I devour your drooling saliva*

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Ah... Hah... Hahh...

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>>651143239
>All those words

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>>651143239

So...so..long!..Needed it...

*My lips tremble at your touch, my body shivering and shaking as my juices trickle down my thigh. I moan out, my ears twitching to the sound of my pussy being finger fucked, those delicious wet slurps as they suck hungrily at your fingers begging your fingers to drive deeper. It only feels dirtier to look into your eyes as my body falls before you, eagerly begging for whatever you have in store. Between my feverious moans of desire and lavishing kisses I whisper back at you*

Yes, yes...your dirty kitty...all augh..yours master!

>>651143239
>>651142754
>>651143805
Yo, we gonna give Cheetara here the DP?

>>651142316
thanks anon!

>winks

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Okay, im back. Whats new in this thread?

>>651143805

*pulls my finger suddenly from your hot sloppy pussy and brings my hand up, rubbing my finger across your lips, staring deeply into your eyes*

hmm yes, such a dirty little slut. Lick them clean for your master <3

*pulls your hair back a little stronger, finding it hard to control my rampant lust and pushes my fingers at your lips harder, demanding you lick them clean*

>>651144109
*grabs your dick, and flicks my thumb back and forth over the head*

Not much. What's new with you?

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>>651143805
Humm, seems someone just leaved you

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>>651144232
*i groan slowly and lowly while i pat your head grining to you*

Nothing interesting, Just sleeping until wake up