Remember when people actually typed more than six words a prompt before they called it 'good'? I'm not even a length whore, but I need more than
>I gasp and fuck your pussy
To get off.
>I grasp and fuck your pussy longing for the day I can exact revenge on my half brother Fabio.
A cold wind blows in the mountains to the east; Mr Mackintosh vociferously yawns as he stares at his latest addition to his Bonsai tree collection he had recently invested in via Amazon Prime.
Cummingly, he reaches into his anus, reaching for the closest thing he could find -- his lost dog Mr bow wow.
How fucking wet are you on a scale of 1-2?
Marginally insulted by Anon651118417, Anon651117996 clambers to the top of his bed post, undulating with raw emotion; his feelings tossed to the wind like some worthless whore collecting $50 for the blowjob she gave 7 weeks ago to her distant cousin Alfred.
Realising how meek his options looked, he violently grabbed his crotch, feeling its smooth, lumpy surface, bundled in with his semi erect manhood. Noticing how his maid Ursula didn't clean his modern-decked floor, his cock now stands violently to attention.
"Avast, Anon651118417", he says, as he lunges at you with a furious look in his eyes. Your anus already lubed up, his majestic cock enters your folds and you realise at once how a bit of humour is harmless, and you immediately rescind your hostility.
I've always enjoyed taking authority away. I think the woman would have to be older than me for me to let her even try taking charge.
Something about a woman in her late 30s showing you what she's capable of, unlike these pretender sluts you date in your late teens and 20s.
It's no discredit to the people in the IRC -- I haven't been there for a couple of months and some of them are really nice.
I refused to slap on a pair of fake tits and a pussy so we never got past just talking, which was fine. They might as well just admit they're bi; at least that way half of them would stop staying awake til 9am, and have way more fun together.
I miss ma nigga ein and mutual hating wasp friend. Sweat on brotha.
You might have glanced over the not RPing with anyone bit. I had fun with them joking around all the time -- I don't follow RP etiquette, or who fucks who better. That's stupid.
I also miss Nights, Gufo driving out of his car, and my arch duck nemesis. I got to know them a little as people. No judgements here.
They were all part of that catgirl clique, good riddance. I love the IRC- it's a great place for ERP to dump shitters.
Speaking of which:
>IRC faggot detected
>mfw those times Thae used to try to interject into things in the most autistic manner possible
All IRCs in a nutshell. Suck as much dick as possible for that tasty tasty power.
Ibwhonder of soneone will join them to suck my cock
thats why they get so defensive about their partners. God forbid someone else wants to erp with one of their "pets"
>Queue autistic defensive neckbeard
Yeah I realized that the second I pressed post. Whoops
I don't think so.I've seen just about everyone in there involved with some form of drama. And there was drama every single damn day
On top of that add the emotional attachment sad lonely sacks like us have to anybody who shows them any sort of affection.
That's a cool story, bro. You're a cool guy.
You triggered so many people. Fucking kek.
Was that really so annoying? You have people here who follow the same stuff and talk about masters and the like.
I've seen the attachment occur to some people. Not much you can do about it other than wait and watch it all come crashing down.
Yes sir, I didn't realize you were an expert topdog neckbeard around here. Sorry for the disrespect.
C'mon now, baby. Don't be that way. You know you want a ride.
I wish I was feeling it. Just a drop,or two. maybe a few glasses full. Depends how charitable some are feeling.
Hi there, I'm looking for sex. Any demons want to corrupt me? ;)
This place. It has changed.
I feel lonely now.
I wonder if some kind of assault would be beneficial here.
Maybe a couple divisions could take care of it.
How about someone to spoil you? M'lady.
Herzog should be able to handle this...
FInally! I'm chalking this up as a victory for nice guys everywhere!
One hand pinning your wrist above you, their other one pushing your head to the ground with just enough wiggle room to maneuver your head and look back as they violently pound your ass into the ground. Toes curling, back arching as that thick pulsing rod thrust in just right, hitting that sweet spot as you release a river of fluids beneath you, puddling as you shake and quiver with one of your most intense orgasms only for them to rear back, ready to plunge back in all over again till they themselves are satisfied.
I wonder where all these people came from and how they would react if someone kind of initiated a full frontal assault.
Wonder if high command says this is okay for us to be here?
I was certain they had long since been in charge.
Gott mit uns.
Would that be an issue?
See? This one gets it.
Asking me for what filty nazi?
You want to die that badly?
First of all, it's filthy.
Secondly, one has to wear the bands even if not a member of the party as it is the national emblem.
Secondly, I have no passion for nazis, I just follow orders who are in better positions than me, and unfortunately, most of them are nazis.
And last, but not least, I honestly do not know of any wrongs you might have faced. So please, do elaborate, we may find justice together.
Rebuilding? Very ok.
Full out war for "lebensraum" not ok.
It's a shame idiots always get to rule.
Looks as if the the powers that be are here to challenge our overseers. Will your Reich's power be enough I wonder.
Eh, step one, throw infantry at the problem, step two, throw tanks at the problem, step three, get artillery to handle it. Step four. Call in the luftwaffe. Step five, if all else fails, try to negotiate.
I got this.
Maybe I was wrong the whole time, maybe it's not my right to judge about you..
How does one find true justice and peace?
The Nazi's have clearly evolved to the point you can negotiate with what, at that point at least you got to the step, would more then likely be a fine paste.
These fine soldiers don't seem as bad as you may think they're. Aside from some questionable tactics mentioned above...
It is that, not the overwhelming military that frightens me.
Yes well, as I now very obviously am, one of "them", what should I be doing? Running around, saluting everything and screaming HEIL HITLER?
We both know that's ridiculous.
I do what I'm told to do. And I do it good.
It's not my choice. I got the choice of doing as told, or getting shot somewhere. I'd rather stay alive.
I admire men like Rommel who stand up to their superiors, those who are strong enough to say no.
However, I'm just a grunt, all I do is fight where I'm told to fight.
We judge eachothers based on the actions of those who work alongside us.
I work with monsters. Monsters who don't value human life at all. Monsters who are brainwashed and indoctrinated to do exactly as told.
And since I work with them, by common logic, I must be one aswell.
I do not know how to find peace, and justice as I know it is swift, brutal, and deadly.
If you feel that justice would be served with my passing then do it quick. However, I will no longer have control of my men after my passing. And they are relentless.
I work for monsters, with monsters, and I command monsters.
But we're all human. I hope at least.
Judge us all you want. We should be able to handle it.
Depends on hat type of paste. The stubborn kind calls us cheeky cunts all the time. And they're kicking luftwaffe ass.
-Ok, it's done... Can we go back to home now?
Sounds like that stain that no matter how you wash it, how well you steam clean it into the ground refuses to do, as this particular paste/stain may say, sod off?
Rather up front and lewd....
It will say "fuck you you cheeky wanker" then punch you in the face and expand tenfold.
It's a pesky stain I tell you what.
How high are you anon?
What are you looking for?
Keep them both on me and you might see a show.
I shall erp with you
Uhh well, I thought this thread was about erp, but all this nazi stuff confused me since im german
It is, it really is but not much cock to go around at the moment and I wouldn't mind wrapping my lips around some.
A show from you? I wonder just what you mean....
Yeah well, you'll have to talk to Hans for that one.
Welcome to ERP, furries, nazis, shitposting, and a hundred circlejerks come together to circlejerk even more.
I may mean a lot of things...
Who are you?
It all depends on that.
A part of me lavishes in the thought of it being some young women taken by the waist, led out back and meticulously worked over till she cries out for more. Another wonders if some black ops officer getting his jolly's off interrogating some poor soul caught behind the lines or taken after a furious "pasting" of combined armed forces.
Oh I know my way around a few games. Looks like you brought your own stick. Rather thoughtful~
That sounds, oddly arousing.
if you're fucking Kyouko I'll murder someone. With a tank.
>That sounds, oddly arousing.
As it does to me, more so the torture part if I were to be honest...
Careful though where you point that thing. Not that the Germans were quick to fire, but accidents do happen.
You're missed, I'm sure. <3
I need to continue interrogating.
But I guess someone may miss you?
Chill, we got this.
handling a joystick properly is important.
Show me your talent and you might get rewarded
Alice smashes her head into the table. THUD. Her ears ring as she lifts her neck up and a sharp throbbing sensation resonating throughout her skull. A mere moment passes before another loud noise fills the room, this time accompanied by another, and then another, and yet another still. Before long all that remains of the girl is a slumped torso over the table, her entire face having been mashed into a gooey puddle of jelly.
Yes well, that is rather, sad.
Need a friend?
Chill as one can be around multiple tons of steel. I assume it can easily take a few rounds, but how well does it hold up beneath a couple of warm bodies, hmm?
Well, who are you? you must speak up a little more.
I am a bit of an achievement whore, so no challenge is beneath me. Maybe you should sit back though and let the professional handle this rather hard challenge, mmm? Anywhere is fine~...
Well, I uh, eh... I uhh...
I'm not sure.
Well, we could be friends.
Sure, why not?
And it's really that easy.
Since playing with your hands would be way too easy you shall handle it with your feet
A simple question, nothing more yet I assure you. Coming from the top of German engineering it may infact hold more then just a few.
For riding a top whilst charging the front lines of enemy controlled land. You wouldn't think I meant...well, "it" did you?
Elena. You can call me Elena.
Oh a proper challenge? Well, well now you really have my attention. I may be a hair bit rusty, but nothing ventured nothing gained they say...
*My toe prods the tip of your stick, lip curling into a smile as it throbs with need. My head tilts curiously as I gently caress the shaft, rolling the ball of my foot against it enjoying the unique, rough texture of the skin against my foot*
I hope you aren't a backseat gamer and complain about me traversing some levels a little too ...'slow..., are you?~
This stills alive? Well, anyone mind if i walk here for a while?
*I can feel every little move of your feet against my dick, I feel too aroused and suddenly I can see a tiny bit of liquid is dropping out*
I acknowledge your proper handling.
We shall now investigate a little deeper inside of you to see if you are not cheating
Be careful then where you swing that thing.
Huh? Did someone say my name?
*I dip my big toe against the head of your cock, sighing as I feel the small glob of pre seep up from the slit. My tongue rolling over my lips as a small string of it clings to my toe as I roll over, ass pointed towards you*
Me? A cheater? I'd never fall so low,...., but if it'll help curb any suspicions its for the best~....
I will use that while i find something better
>winks an eye
How can I say no? Tell me what you want.
I don't think that'll help any of us standing around, but a starts a start...
Oh, then you will help me then?
Fucking said catlady might just be the place to start~..., but what do I know?
Help is a big word and that is an, well it's a large, throbbing dick nearly as big as my waist. I may not survive it~...
Or maybe your body can resist it. Do you know how many times i fucked smaller gils than you?
Guessing by your tone it might be a daily thing, you taking these smaller women and nearly splitting them in half over that monster sized cock pulsing between your legs. How then would you like me to ease that tension? I'm sure a simple bandaid wont do.
*Slowly and gently I stick my dick into your yet dry asshole to investigate every bit of that inside. The further I investigate I can feel its getting tigher and tighter and tigh..
My mind gets blank as I reach the end.*
Well, everything looks clear so far, you passed.
You shall get rewarded for passing the game and not cheating.
What is it what you desire?
*You can hear me sucking back on my lip as your cock presses fourth unlubed, stretching my tight puckered hole. Wider and wider as each inch slides inside I start to cry out, back arching and tail dancing back and fourth. My claws rake against the ground as I finally, almost thankfully feel you bottom out in my depths. Drool rolls up over my lip to the floor as I stare back at you, panting and moaning as the large cock seems to grow bigger in me* F-fuck me....you can fuck me till I can't see straight...and you've only put it inside and you're already half way there...g-get to work!~....
Hi, pathetic nerds. Mildy slim femanon here
I actually feel sorry for you guys so I'm gonna take requests. What would you like me to say?
No I will not show tits.
Its hust i wanted to change the routine. Today i wabt to fuck someone bigger and maybe pound her ass too
Just humiliate me please
*My fangs poke out from my lip as I grin wide, shaking my rump side to side, tail lifted high showing off those delicious curves before you, eyes glaring down at that cock bobbing between your legs*
Well today might just be the day for you and me then. Go on, fill me with that throbing cock of yours~
>Gets on knees, unzips pants, starts sucking cock madly
You're doing a good enough job of that on your own
>spews baby juice deep down your throat immediately. My hips move on their own
Wow that was good
I love when girls come to these threads and think everyone is gonna bust their load because they have a vagina.
The quality of what you type is more important than the tits or vagina you have that you aren't showing off.
You're fucking pathetic.
Your homosexuality is showing
>Swallows all of your cum, not leaving a single droplet behind
I'd hope you wouldn't just let the poor thing sit there all alone, begging for a helping hand to wrap around it, clutch it tight and stroke it from top to bottom, maybe give that fertile sack of balls a firm caring squeeze to really work up those positively delicious loads. Milk them for all their worth. <3
>i kiss you in a passilnately way while i rub your ass cheeks an my throbbing cock is placed between your legs, caresding your pusdy time to time
>Slams ass into cock, completely engulfing your cock
*grabs at the neckline of your tight fitting top and rips it open, letting your big firm tits spill out freely. I grab at your big heaving tits, squeezing them roughly as I unbutton my pants and let them fall to the floor*
hmm yeah such a dirty kitty aren't you? got my dick hard and throbbing
*bucks my hips a little, making big long dick bounce and bob between my legs and moves my free hand over, groping at your tight little panties*
*My tongue runs over the roof of my mouth as I shudder against your hard cock, moaning as it pry's my folds apart by it's sheer girth alone.
*I gasp out, blinking as my tits flop out, but once I feel them roll over your fingertips all I could help but do is moan, eyes staring down at the mammoth cock swinging between your thighs. I softly moan, eyes shutting for a moment while you tug at my form fitting panties*
I-I...augh...was not expecting this!~....you need it, don't cha?...
Because you crave attention and want to roleplay which sadly won't happen to you
Were you really getting off to my fucking posts? Could you kindly go fuck off?
*groans as I push you back against the wall, grabbing and roughly rubbing at your soft delicate panties, feeling up your hot mound inside.*
You have no idea baby, I'm horny as fuck right now
*My head drops down to your chest, licking and sucking on your gently bouncing breasts and feeds your hard nipples into my mouth, sucking wildly as I finally rip your panties free and begin roughly groping your hot slippy lips*
My legs instinctively spread out for you, those warm folds now growing wetter by the second with my need. I even begin to pant softly as you envelop my breast, streaks of spittle matting my fur, some even rolling off and falling onto my bare stomach. Squirming and moaning I hardly keep my eyes open, but I fight it to watch you, watch you vigorously grope and rub my body*
Goddamn where were you earlier, I fucking needed this kinda stuff! Mmph!~ All the right kindahhhh....rough!
hmmm good girl, yes open your legs nice and wide for me.
*stares up into your eyes sucking and biting on your big plump breasts, my hand roughly rubs harder at the soft delicate folds of your creamy pussy*
You're mine you sexy slut!
*moves my head up grabbing at your hair and firmy pulls your head back a little as I lick and kiss at your sweet drooling lips*
mmm dirty kitty, nice wet pussy <3
*drives my fingers roughly up inside you and starts pumping them in and out, staring into your eyes as I devour your drooling saliva*
*My lips tremble at your touch, my body shivering and shaking as my juices trickle down my thigh. I moan out, my ears twitching to the sound of my pussy being finger fucked, those delicious wet slurps as they suck hungrily at your fingers begging your fingers to drive deeper. It only feels dirtier to look into your eyes as my body falls before you, eagerly begging for whatever you have in store. Between my feverious moans of desire and lavishing kisses I whisper back at you*
Yes, yes...your dirty kitty...all augh..yours master!
*pulls my finger suddenly from your hot sloppy pussy and brings my hand up, rubbing my finger across your lips, staring deeply into your eyes*
hmm yes, such a dirty little slut. Lick them clean for your master <3
*pulls your hair back a little stronger, finding it hard to control my rampant lust and pushes my fingers at your lips harder, demanding you lick them clean*
*i groan slowly and lowly while i pat your head grining to you*
Nothing interesting, Just sleeping until wake up