YLYL thread: 4chan edition

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>>651016762

Finish the sims story

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anyone looking for something?

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>>651016762

>>651018298
That girl's head almost came off, she didn't even twist when she kicked - 10/10

>>651018083
anyone ever found the news report?

can some one post the max story was reading it in the last thread then it 404'd

>>651018083
>>651019315

Holy shit, that should have been videoed. I would pay to see that.

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worth read

>>651020484
elaborate?

>>651017158
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

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this literally just happened

>>651022523
FUCK who has the full version?

>>651022523
>Saves the thumbnail

>>651019315
if no one knows then we should just assume its fake.

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>>651022731

>>651023147
you wouldnt happen to have the pull post would you? if not, i can totally work with this

can somebody post the 'frienzoned by a prostitute' thread???

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>>651022523
found it, thanks to the grace of another anon

>>651021237
Damn thats was deep

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>>651020100
lost... kudos.

>>651022984
>>651019315
who gives a shit its funny

>>651023748
holy shit /r/ing this

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>>651021237

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>>651023748

>>651023425
sorry nope only just realised the anon who capped this didn't include the full post

tldr

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>>651025131
that wasnt funny at all

>>651025131
how is this funny?

>>651025063
no worries, another anon found it. thanks /b/ro

>>651023316
>PLEASE DON'T MAGE THIS THREAD

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>>651025131
FUCKING KEK

>>651025336
>>651025442
It's the fact that it wasn't funny that makes it funny

someone post the story with the guy who manipulated the crow gangs outside his workplace

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>>651025651

>>651025603
don't encourage him

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This got over 100 replies in /pol/.

>>651020156
Top fucking kek

>>651024056
>>651024516
>being this new and not knowing this is pasta
why are you here and why wont you fuck off ?

>>651025237
Resbond Blease :-D

>>651026940
>being this new

>>651020100
Holy shit, I cried laughing. Thanks anon.

>>651018184
dat filename got me

>>651026940
>this new

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>>651023147
I just read that earlier

He just kicks desk, shit falls off. Was tellin wife story earlier. She walked out mid story when i realised it wasnt kekable.
This was from last nights pol thread though. Much better, was about why not much x on pol lately

>>651024079
FUCKING HELL IM DYING LMFAO

>>651024244
lost so hard sids inb loworbit holy hit

>>651016762
Fake

>>651023538
KEK

>>651024244
Holy fucking hell, I thought that it wasn't that funny at first, but then I glanced to the right and saw it and I fucking died. LMAO

>>651020280
Lost

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>>651026692

>>651024819
wrong one

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>>651022523

>>651020100
Lost, well done anon.

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>>651029789

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>>651017158
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>651020100
/thread and checked

>>651021561
>.gif
>nope

>>651030992
>Technically ..gif

Can someone post the Korean guy who totally destroyed the jap in /pol/?
"Math, 1 plus1 bomb = end of war"

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>>651024079

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516641/4chan-user-sets-live-streamed-suicide-attempt-200-people-watch.html

>>651024079
Just set the fucker on fire, how is this hard?

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This is god tier if you have time to read

>>651024692
Hey I was in that thread

>>651021548
Am I the only one who didn't find EFG funny back in 07

>>651025237
RESBOND BLEASE :-D

>>651028533
omg this is the best thing I've ever read

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>>651020100
I can relate with this man. Also checked.

>>651030183
>>651023963
that meme is almost a decade old what a cringe worthy shit to do

>>651025237
i don't want a woman in my life, it's like raising a puppy.

>>651031888
any1 got the vid?

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>>651032956

>>651032268
>>651032361
That was incredible

>>651030204
top kek

>>651021561

>.gif

Nice try, faggot.

>>651020280
Lost.

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>>651030283

well m'emed

>>651021918
lost

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>>651034099

>>651030283
Maximum overkek.

>>651034219
>>651034336
The first one was way funnier anyway

>>651025237
Rebond blease :-D

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>>651016762

>>651034509
backstory?

>>651031979
love catfishman. thanks anon been waiting for someone to post it.

>>651025237
RESBOND BLEASE :-D

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>>651035193

>>651031950
law of conservation of mass. you then have 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stick. stick win every time

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>>651035193

>>651020867
i disagree

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>>651034834
>"it's a hologram"

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>>651035364

>>651025237
Resbond blease :-D

>>651035193

Jesus christ, anon

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>>651016762

>>651025139
more like this??

>>651020156
I fucking lost to 3 fucking sentences

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>>651035193
lost

>>651021237
Tbh this copypasta is as fucking annoying as the fucking banana

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>>651021237
nice meme

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>>651036227

cheer up dude

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>>651036311

>>651021237
I really really like this pasta

>>651025237
RESBOND PLEASE :-D

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>>651036343
I FUCKING HATE NORMIES

>>651017158
I really, really, really like this image.

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>>651036548

Then reclaim the banana

>>651025237
RESBOND BLEASE :-D

>>651022249
I remember that thread. It was last week i think. Best name my band ever.

>>651037138
rekt

>>651025237
Respond blease

>>651022431
Fucking lost hard

>>651020156
It's been 4 minutes and I haven't stopped laughing

>>651031979
catfishman is fucking gold

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>>651016762

>>651025922
That was gold.

>>651036548
rip /b/

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contribooting

this thread is a good thread

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contribooting pt 2

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kuntroobiting pt 3

>>651018184
LOST

>>651038671
Very fucking original
Never seen it before
I r8 9/11
Good job

>>651038821
nigga look at wha'ts been already posted before contribooting
see>>651038518

>>651026489

9/11 was a Tuesday. Fake story/10

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kountreebeuteng pt 4

>>651033349
Got me

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lasht kunthribrute pt 5

>>651038984
fk u, niggers aint gotta read

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Hey /b/ros there is a pic of 5 young thugs with a comment naming them left to right, its funny plz post. I have one chicken nugger to trade.

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because fuck tumblr

>>651025237
Resbond Blease :-D

>>651022523
fuck you

>>651037328
pic is older than balls. try again, newfriend.
also, dubs.

>>651038671
>>651038671
>>651038948


xDDD LMAO ikr? Le original meemees xD

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https://youtu.be/L9_pcXF79ng

son you have disgraced our famirry

>>651024692
>mfw this nigga stole my post
>mfw i have the original post labeled fuckyes
>mfw i even edited more shit onto it
> >>651039228

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>>651030992
>>651034069
it's aight

Plus, I like to think that the OP, out of desperation and terror that he was going to get v& anyway, went out and raped that girl

>>651040174
this is gold

>>651021918
>You get an orangutan
I loose everytime at this

>>651040879

licky bum bum kek

>>651025237
resbond blease :-D

>>651032158
Yes

>>651032724
The fuck... I remember posting that. That's my god damn desk chair from college.

>>651025237
RESBOND BLEASE :-D

>>651020156
always losing to this

>>651040996
>stole
sorry for steeling your post.
i will pay back with dubs

>>651020280
Lost hard

>>651042960
beniz

>>651025237
>>651025237
RESBOND BLEASE :-D

>>651040996
>tfw the guy who stole your post was in your post

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>>651026833
this is gold

>>651043384
No, i do not want thy dubs
i request thy make it more badass than i have done
for i am a newfag who is new to making shitty posts.

>>651043960
sounds hard

>>651044426
didn't take long to make the original post.
but i know /b/ is better than me.

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>>651044653
>work
>no profit
=
>being a faggot
i'm not so sure?

>>651044794
i don't know anymore

think i should collab our posts and just make it into another one post?

>>651024692
i was there

>>651044994
how big is your penis?

>>651045175
smaller than yours probably

DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WITH VOILANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>651045448
my penis is 1 millimeter

>>651030750
I fucking lost. My sides are en route to Alpha Centauri.

>>651038677

I agree for once.

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>>651028533
fucking lost you utter cunt. nice work.

>>651025237

Resbond blease :-D

>>651025237
Respond blease :-)

>>651025237
Resbond blease :-D

>>651037431
>2015
>still thinking gamestop has a PS2 section

nigga please

>>651037431
slow burn was fucking worth it

>>651035193
spotted the german

>>651022362
i lost hard on that one.

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>>651032724

lost

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FIcYyBW51A

>>651047866
>babby's first day on 4chan

get out

>>651025621
That's not very funny

>>651025237
RESBOND BLEASE :-D

>>651049384
Ok it's me.

>>651025237
RESPOND BLEASE :-D

>>651036501
At least link to the site man:
Spaceavalanche . com

>>651031950
You obviously meant
>>651031530

>>651025237
RESBOND BLEASE :-D

>>651049553
Wanna bang?

>>651026833
>dude what are you doing?
>the negev

>>651025237
resbond blease :-D

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>>651035973

>if it weren't for the money