NZ Thread

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aint that some shit

SUP MANUSES!!!

I hate myself

Palmy anon here

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Dunners reporting. What's going on?

And remember to post yer Logan girls.

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Kebabro here.

>>650050991
wat

>>650051024
Dunedin reporting in too! Sth D here.

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>>650050991
wat

Who dis http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/73680893/new-zealand-actor-in-court-on-sex-charges

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11540096&ref=NZH_FBpage

Holy shit, I didn't realise YTS were kiwi

Went to the night markets for dinner here's my review of the food.

>Spicy bratwurst on a bun with onion, sauerkraut, tomato sauce, and hot english mustard.
8/10 the mustard was like getting kicked in the face.

>Oyster on a half shell.
4/10 not bad but it tasted like chewy sea water.

>Pork dumplings
3/10 just bland as fuck.

>>650051704
the 'ol googs is pretty smart m8

>>650050586
Damn I miss my NZ friend

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>>650051920

My review of your review: 2/10 not enough kebabs.

>>650052059
We can be your NZ friend for tonight, anon

Anyone from Auckland?

Shortland Street 10/10.... with rice..

>>650052257
are you from auckland?

>>650052257
Right here comrade

>>650052443
Was born in Auckland, will be back there in a few weeks

>>650052257
Orewa here.

>>650051605
How is it there? I'm Mount Cargill so I never see much of it, but the general consensus is that it's a bit sketchy by NZ standards.
>>650051359
Eyy, wassup

Why are IDs even gone?

People from Auckland, post the names of the people you hate and I'll see if I know them. GO

>>650051920
is the the night market in botany?

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>>650052685

Not kebabs, unfortunately. I'm just doing assignments and dreaming of the next time I'll get a kebab.

>>650052855
Seamus Casey

>>650052546
we should hang out and smoke weed and be friends.

Why are ID's even gone?

>>650053049
Don't smoke weed sorry! I'm a good girl

>>650052964
As soon as you offer something other than a gobbie I'll go and get you a kebab, mate

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>>650053275

Make me an offer, bruski.

>>650051770
http://www.odt.co.nz/entertainment/latest-hottest/355902/kiwi-actor-charged-assault-texas

probably related

>>650052929
Yeah it was that one, there's heaps around auckland.

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>>650050586
How's this for a kebab, lads?

Anyone know a guy named Lennon in Auckland? He's got CP on his computer

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>>650053482

It is as sexy as the chick in this kebab.

Anyone near gisborne know where to score an ounce?

>>650053402
Enough benjamins to cover the kebab and the trip, and an air freshner to un-garlic my car

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>>650053807

If benjamins are money then no dice.

>>650053996
Benjamins are generally money, yeah. I need 'em to put petrol in the meke Skidda, cuz.

>asians invading auckland
>shit cunt council selling our water for 4c a litre
>whole countries so caught up on being multi cultural that the true sons of NZ are losing out.

im talking about the kids who date back 5 generations at least. any foriegner trying to get into our poltical race should fuck off

FUCK KIMDOTCOM

>>650053437
cheers but it said well known actor though, never heard of him, i guess it'll all be revealed in time.

Wow nz threads really do suck now

>>650052161
Nice, thanks /b/ro

>>650054616
Always did, always will. But we do have kebabs now.

>>650054519
Probably some cunt of shortland street that no one really cares about, if they were more popular it would probably be news already

>>650054616
its becuase its full of retards who can't see we are populated by random cunts who can't speak any national languages.

>>650052685
Dunedin isn't as bad as the media likes to make it out to be, just because there's a bunch of Students who like to party, get drunk and burn couches doesn't mean that ALL of the students are also like that.

What do y'all think of that veitchy guy?

>>650051845
Nobody did, quite a shock really haha.

Anyone know the guys name?

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>>650051770
Shhhhh

>>650054854
people need to get over what happened... shit happens.

>>650054830
Nah, I meant South D in particular. Student city isn't my scene, but seems okay. South D late at night just has the air of car-jackings about it, though.

anyone from wellington?

>>650054892
I wouldn't say so, you'd have to stay pretty incognito to be able to get away with something like that for so long

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>>650054984
He almost killed his wife and tried to pay her off. I don't really think he should get away with shit like that

>>650055007
Yeah it's fucking dodgy, I try to never go outside late at night because you never know who's out there.

Been plenty of people breaking into cars and shit like that too.

>>650053263
We should still hang out, see how much of a good girl you really are.

>>650052257
>>650052634
Warkworth reporting in, will be driving through auckland tomorrow

>>650055080
He done a good job at what he done.

RIP YIFY/YTS.

why did they even get rid of id's?

>>650053448
hey thatguy!

>>650055153
Nah, you sound rather creepy

>>650055148
That about lives up to the hype. Stay safe, matey.

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>>650051770
List of new zealand actors aged between 40-45 and 45-50 commencing dump now.

>>650055431
I do, thanks for caring /b/ro :)

>>650054854
he seems like a good cunt, he just had a wife that was prone to hysteria and he had to calm her down like a good husband.

http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>650055420
im not creepy im indian you racist whore

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here u go boys, to congratulate u on the world cup, an Aussie delicacy

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>>650055454

>>650055344
Hey.

>>650055454
yep thats the guy!

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>>650055991

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>>650056061

dunedin nudes? can anyone g me on in auckland? fish and chups?

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>>650056109

>>650056061
>>650055991
>>650055454
>>650051770

We don't have actors, we just have people that were sometimes on TV

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>>650056171

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>>650055420
>>650055887

> gets rejected
> calls anon a racist whore
> doesn't know who anon is or what anon looks like

Looks like you're butthurt as fuck.

>>650055454
>Being this desperate to bump a shitty thread

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Final exam tomorrow to decide my fate.

Anyone got a small mammal handy to provide a blood sacrifice?

>>650056061
I reckon it's this guy.

>>650056630
na it said it's someone well known..

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>>650055887
>>650056414

>>650051024
North Dunedin Reporting

>>650057125
Ravi got burned

>>650057673
Going on?
>>650057815
Dunno who that is, but lol

>>650057673
Where da dunedin nudes at

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>>650055454
>>650055991
>>>
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)21:06:42 No.650055454▶>>650055991 >>650056040 >>650056226 >>650056446
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>>>650051770
>List of new zealand actors aged between 40-45 and 45-50 commencing dump now.
>>650056061
>>650056109
>>650056171
>>650056227
its hayden bloody peters

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sup cunts. auckfag here just got my full license.

any auckland nudes? looking for some nice chubby chicks, not too fat. just nice. you know dat. got some nz nudes for those that play

>>650056576
Soz I didn't reply last night. It's ST again. What's good nygguh

>>650058328
na too old, plus I like Step Dave so hope it's not him.

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@cheekylad in tinychat

>>650058449
yer hes 47 but could be tk samuels

>>650058437
got anymore of this testicular aggressor?

>>650058437
Damn, if that's how Australian girls look I might need to visit. American here, probably won't travel all the way to Australia for pussy though, one of the most expensive plane tickets I can get lol

>>650058736
na TK way to young and Shane two years older than article said..

Waiting for Nelson/Richmond nudes

>>650058900
>facebook com /953725241304898
you can use the second string of numbers on image name like above

>>650055887
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>>650058439
About to return to living with the fam coz no one wants to hire an unexperienced grad.

boooooyyyyyzzzzzzz needed

>>650059666
No one wants to hire Satan. There's yer problem.

>>650059666
About to return to benefit land because no one wants to hire a scruffy chef :/

>>650059244
Hell yea, they're the best kind

These threads dont even make it past 200 posts anymore
RIP nz threads

Who is the actor on charges? Somebody go on reddit.

Who can get me some DMT?

>>650058950
uhh I think you mean New Zealand sorry, seeming as this is an NZ thread and all.

>>650060167
Are you in Auckland? I'm extracting some soon

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>>650060212

Yeah, this is our flag. Not the Australian one.

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Thread's fucked. Post nudes/lewds.

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>>650060627

>>650060455
I'm in christchurch

>>650059304
You sir are my new best anon friend.

Does anyone else watch The Island With Bear Grylls?

>>650060948
Great show. already watched Season 2, what's TV One up to?

>>650061097
Females episode 3?

>>650061097
No spoilers btw

>>650055431
typical as fuck a cop car was just parked outside my house about 20 mins ago.. no clue what he was doing or anything.

>>650060948
Is that the one that disproved feminism?

>>650061338
>>650061367
No spoilers, i promise.

Whats just happened on that since i know what not to say?

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>>650060948

>>650060212
True, I never heard of "Auck" or "Auckland" I thought it was some slang for Australia

>>650061444
you're thinking of naked and afraid
nice trips

>>650061449
Fran is leaving right now. Laura is my waifu.

>>650057970
Bongs and COD, you?

>>650061673
I'm gonna wait for the Episode to finish before i say anything..

>>650061386
Dunners is small enough that you should know all of the coppers anyway. Just wander out and say hey. In my experience they're bored as fuck and pretty chill. Although that might change when it's South D, I dunno.

>>650061734
Okay. The female expedition party was so useless. They couldn't think that going around the coast would be better than bush bashing. I found it really funny that the left behind party had to come and find the expedition party. That old chick with short blonde hair is pretty awesome. And it's about time Fran left.

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Someone snapchat and try to get nudes

anita.r32

Guaranteed sluzza

>>650061657
The females spending days walking in circles did it just fine too.

>>650061942
Lauren best girl, Beth comes second then that other chick who is pretty much Laurens sidekick.

Honourable mention to that psychologist chick who has a chubby face.

I gotta say bromance is more entertaining to watch tho,

>>650060812
Do you know where to get acid in Christchurch?

>>650061857
Would do that but he wasn't in his car by the looks of it went into my neighbours house..

>>650061942
it made me laugh... a lot.

agreed the old chicks pretty awesome and yeah it really is about time that Fran left.

>>650062333
Checked. Last ad break before it finishes. They just got given a new bow and drill set because they're too useless to carve a stick. The females are no longer in the game because they cheated. I hope they feel great having an asterisk next to their names.

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Auckland here, plz god let someone have some acid/25i I can buy

>>650062782
And if they don't eat those two piglets and hunt the sow they're useless and they deserve to starve.
Men 1 (killed the croc)
Women -2 (got lost, lots and got a new bow and drill).

>>650062782
>>650062922
honestly surprised people here are watching it! :o

If you go here i have said something that may not not even be a spoiler but i've done it just so i dont get called out for it. pastebin com/tFtAk6jt (thats all im gonna say)

>>650062546
Nah I don't know a lot of people in chch. I'm relatively new here

>>650063331
Has it already happened in this series or is it a general idea?
Basically
>iaintclickingthatshitnigga.jpg

>>650063873
Episode finished btw.
Lauren master race.

Anyone have any drug hookups in central auckland?

>>650063873
its in progress i guess you could say? but also a general idea?

i find the womens episodes better for some reason (inb4 cause tits and shit)

>>650064026

Yep, Call 09-302 6400.

>>650064034
I just read 'it gets worse'
And I don't want to read anymore. I hope it continues . . . Before it gets better. But I don't want to know.

I probably find the women's episodes more interesting too. We saw the men last season, this year the women are better because it's new. The men argue far too much and there is less real drama, the women are constantly over emotional about something so it is more intereating to watch than men arguing.

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'sup cunts

>>650064288
Wont say much more about what happens.. i no doubt will accidentally spoil something.

but it must be because we seen mens last season or something like that. agreed about the men arguing too much. (i like can remember all of the mens names from S01 but i probably cant even name one from S02 is how much i pay attention to the mens episodes)

Kapiti reporting in
Fucking chilly night

Ranui reporting in

>>650064611
also kapiti reporting

>>650064597
I think it's probably because last season the cast aways were a genuine representation of the British public, but this season it seems like they chose people who would conflict more than last season. And that's probably why we've seen so many people leave from both the men and the women.

>>650065012
that actually makes a lot of sense. wow. can't believe i didn't think that

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just droppin by to say, fuck yall niggas.

>>650064920
Pramadise is the place to be bro!

>>650065219
People really love to hate Bear Grylls
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/11519393/The-Island-with-Bear-Grylls-is-marooned-in-the-dark-ages.html
>it's sex is that the men and women are on different islands
How the hell else are they supposed to separate them?

>>650065656
*sexist

>>650051605
south d here too my man

>>650065656
They are only complaining because it highlights how god awful women are at it.

>>650060455
whats the best plant to extract from in nz

>>650066011
my man...

>>650065656
i don't care what people think, he is fucking crazy, the shit he done in Man vs. Wild was crazy as fuck and i really hope he got paid well..

>>650066228
this too.

>>650066287
>my man...
its really not as bad as people say it is

>>650066228
Exactly. But people have been picking in Bear Grylls since his pilot episode. He never said he was making documentaries, he is making an educational TV show.

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>>650066287
People think he goes for a bush walk and then pretends to do something, then goes and sleeps in a hotel for the night. But they don't understand how serious some of the scenes are. In pic related he almost died. If that little piece of moss gave way he would have been very seriously injured at least. His purpose is to educate people about surviving in extreme situations, 99.999% of everyone in the world won't ever contribute anything anywhere close to the level that he has done for the betterment of society.

#savethenix

>>650067113
Exactly why i find the show great to watch. he really does do anything and everything to survive... even drinking his own piss.

Ausfag here
Who is the hottest female celebrity in NZ? Any nudes?

>>650067113
youre right

brb drinking my own piss

>>650067113
When he was filming his NZ shit he was crossing a river down south via wire when the quake hit. I think he did some shit to help out the cantabs.

>>650067518
I think he just offered some advice and donated some money.
>All proceeds will go to Wellington Children's Hospital, victims of November's Pike River mining disaster and the Christchurch Earthquake Appeal.
proceeds from his motivational speaking show just after the quake.