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Have you ever played a game so nice, you we're called a hacker and reported, or even banned?

>Inb4 counter strike
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>>646933938
I actually have a few times, yes.
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Combat Arms

>join server
>throw grenade into building
>multi-kill
>you have been banned for hacking
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I pwned a friend of mine so hard he called me a hacker and banned me and we never spoke again
css
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I always get call hacker in conter stirk. Sorry for bed england
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>>646934082
Hah green text pls?

>>646934112
Combat arms is shit because of that. I'd rather let the enemy kill me than get a triple kill and get banned.

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Bumping with grentext from today:

>350 hours in Counter Strike Global Offensive
>Didn't play for three months
>Oh shit i'm now a Level 4 Silver Master
>33/12 in a competitive match, MVP
>I've earned a victory, at least 3 reports and alot of Crossed AK's crying.
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In LoL sometimes.
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>>646934112
holy shit combat arms, years ago when it came out.
Being called a hacker is normal there, half of the community hacks. Also nexon sucks huge dick. Got banned on 3 accounts for
> got stuck in a wall-some1 screencapped-perm ban
> too high hs%
>no reason at all at lt rank
fuck this gay game, although qr is good
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Smurfing in any game will get you called a hacker
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>>646933938
Cod MW, CoD MW2, CoD MW3, BFH. The history of my life.
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>>646933938
tf2 as sniper
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UT99
Quake 3
HL1
Battlefield: Heroes
CSGO
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>over 1600 hours in tf2
>going 50-10
>You have been voted off the server
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>>646933938

I got kicked from a battlefield 3 game once because i went 25 and 3 with a sniper rifle while still managing to capture objectives and drop spawn bacons. I learned how to "quickscope" which really just means i was good at aiming at their heads quickly before they had a chance to shoot back.
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Yes.

5 or more times in Gunz gladiator fights.
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dota 2 as invoker
that dazzle reported me because i landed like 9 blind sunstrikes on him
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Any Halo multiplayer playing SWAT
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>got global elite long ago
>never play mm except for when my casual LE friends want me to
>drop like 40 kills a game and get called a hacker every time
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In Rust. There's something about stealing hours worth of work from someone that makes them look for excuses as to why they blow.
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bf2, some server....mod swore I was hacking because I kept killing.....so I spammed their site with gay scat porn, they had a players slideshow that anyone could upload to...it was soon a poop show, until the next day, bastards.

wasn't even playing good, lucky spawn and what not.

>less than 5:1 k:d
>HaX0r l33t
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>>646933938
What game is that?
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Oddly enough, total war games. Which blows my mind.
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A couple of times in Warcraft 3, but calling "hax" out of frustration was fairly regular in that game
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>>646936260
Battletoads
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Frequency back in early ps2 online days.

Then amplitude.
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB_fdQjf77tn2AASP_hPFVQ
I play a lot of cs with this guy, he gets called a hacker alot.
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BF2142
Killed a mech with a few grenades.
Guy got mad.
Called me a gook gold hacker
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Planetside 2

>sniping
>hear footsteps approaching me from behind
>spin around and jump at the cloaker approaching me
>knife the cloaker
>get bitched at, called a hacker/aimbot, and reported (of course it didn't amount to anything)

Footsteps bruh, always listen for footsteps
Bitches be jelly that I'm the Best.
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Call of duty 4. It felt great to have people stroke my ego like that, even though I realised that being good at vidya games wasn't cool. I used to dominate even on a 2 bar connection. Hit detection was different on that game. If someone was sprinting on the other side of the map and you had a shitty connection, the hit box would be infront of them so you had to predict and prefire. It's a lot easier than it sounds to be fair.
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>>646934391
damn
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>>646936976
>Planetside 2
>the best
>kek'd
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Me. Alot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzX6WC0gy8Y

Never seen guys so mad when i did this shit. It was a mix of my team screaming like shit and the guys crying like hell.
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Titanfall.

Played mostly with a buddy of mine who was also extremely good at shooters.

Had a ~%92 win rate, most games each of us went ~20+ kills and 3 or less deaths. The Carbine was so overpowered back then, along with sitting in your Titan as much as possible.

We routinely got called hackers every other game. I miss TF quite a bit, it was such a good game when it first came out.
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>>646933938
rocket league quite frequently. not banned or anything but threatened to be reported lol
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>>646935905
I always played HC, the hk417 with 4x zoom and silencer was a deadly CC weapon easily capable of being used to capture with and killed with two shots regardless of where I hit em

good times
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>>646933938
>modern warfare 2
>have this "pistol only" thing for a while to try to prove to myself how good I am
>don't even remember which pistol I was using
>get nuke running and gunning pistol only
>get called a hacker
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>>646937453
How can you hack in rocket league?
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I went 45-1 a week ago on csgo with a p90 on office, not that hard really, just hugging corners

from what I understand the entire CS team reported me for walling, still waiting for ban
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>>646936197
same.

on zealot I booted a team of 3 that betrayed me by mistake and I beat the other team 4v1
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>>646935582
Oh the pains
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>>646937403
people think this is hacking? shit I hope they don't have overwatch tbh
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>>646933938
Day of Defeat Source, here.
Best part is, that I was even a Clan Member, no admin power, though.
Just changed my name.
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>>646937406
>it was such a good game when it first came out.
what happened to it?
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>>646933938
Black ops 2. Loved playing with pistols/knives. Me and my buddie French would rape in some lobbies. We'd get reported and be name called during intermissions.

>good times
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Battlefied 2 and Bad Company 2. Also best fps ever, with friends in squad you can totally demolish zergies
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Anyone want to playo cunter strike?
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Quake Live Instactf
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>>646937710
idk. but they called me out. the hit box in that game is noticeably larger than the car so when you hit the ball sometimes on replays it looks like you miss
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>>646933938
Almost every call of duty from MW2 - Blops 2
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never play online

tried it once about ten years ago but it is fucking horrible

instantly killed all the time (atm?)

decidied not to

still play deus ex and theme hospital and pretend that i am the best at games
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No. But I was banned from Xbox live for trying to lure kids.
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>>646934758
lolwut
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>>646933938
Yes, in Team Fortress 2

>Main scout
>Destroying bad pub I like to piss around in to boost my ego
>Other team's scouts can't kill me
>Probably 7-1 kd ratio
>Switch to spy and rape with revolver
>Switch to sniper and make them rage
>16 year old admin won't stop bitching
>Keep killing him
>Banned for 200000 or w/e hours Reason aimbot
>Fucking shit
>Message the owner
>He lets me back in
>Destroy the same 16 year old admin
>He isn't talking anymore after the owner told him to fuck off

Felt Bretty gud
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>>646933938

>destiny trials of osiris
>go 12/1
>be called hacker
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>>646937900
It was a kind of "smurfing" bc i was very low level related to the other players, by losing many times and lowering my rank.

>>646934799
Shit man this happened to me >>646937403
i know how you feel
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>>646938145
i only have cs source :(
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Csgo on a arena server: 18-2 as master gardian1
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>>646937978

We just kind of stopped playing after awhile. Nerfs to the carbine, nerfs to the 40MM titan cannon etc.

I re-installed it a few times over the past year+ and played for a bit, but it was never the same.
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>>646933938
Gunz the Duel
Would always play on pservers and max out there but when they started going down, i went back to ijji Gunz and wrecked high levels while being lvl 12. There were a lot of hackers but i just got really good a K-style. so much QQ
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>>646933938
Every NHL game since 06. Was ranked 8th in the world last year
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>>646936260

Space alien battle
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A few times on TF2 lel
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>>646938364
I just wish they would've added more to the game. there's like 3 maps and not enough customization. hopefully 2 is better
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>>646933938
a few years ago i went through a phase of drinking scotch and using the scout rifle on CSS, for weeks/months.

i could hit 6 noobs between the eyes, one after the other, to the point where they hated on me. literally too fast for people to comprehend.

then i stopped for a while, changed desks, messed my settings up, and now i can't hit a barn door at 5 paces. those were fun times, though. i was an absolute menace to that server for a while there.
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>>646934799
so you got 33/12 against crossed ak's, whooptiefreakingdoo
there's always a bunch of faggots calling hacks even in supreme and global.

The community is just a meme-fed cesspool who keep repeating each other and can't take a round loss.

People forget it's about teamplay, timing, alot of recoil training and just plain fucking luck.

You all throw down money for games to rant and flame at each other.
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I only play offline.
Offline pc gamers looking for a new game?
Check out Soma, its a survival horror and a badass game.
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> 2,000 hours csgo SMFC
> played at my friends house on his silver 3 account
> 16 - 0 no deaths 45 bomb
> all reported me
> got my friend overwatched
> banned
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>>646933938

ONE cheeky onetap prefire. ONE. I was second to bottom on the leaderboard, we were only winning by 2 rounds. But ONE juantap.

"omg hacker hacker hacker"

Some kid genuinely reported me. Fucking EU server.

Happened alot on Halo Reach, Team Snipers, I used to sweat that so hard. I'll never forget going thirty-to-nothing on Uncaged, Snipers Pro. Those were the days.
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back in the day I was the best shadow priest in WoW across the game :/ fuck I miss it
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>>646938698
lol i had that same idea
i only played with a scout so i could 'better understand the meaning of a bullet'
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Everybody get Doom and let's raid Zdaemon
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>>646938777
Fucking rekt check'd trips.

This, man. Sometimes i wonder why i still play online shit (and many people do too).
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>>646938954
How do you even measure being the best in the world?
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Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Myself and my buddy used to whore the Blackhawk transport helo (the one with the minigun on the door).

He was an ace pilot, and I was exceptionally good on the gun. This was during the heyday of tracer dart spam and other lock on shit that made flying near impossible.

There was a glitch we figured out with underbarrel smoke grenades for the assault class though.

I'd run Assault w/ extra smoke grenades, and he would run engineer. He would pilot and I would door gun. If we got hit with a tracer dart or a lock on, I would switch seats immediately and fire a smoke grenade - the bug was that doing that would make it act like a flare for the helicopter and it would cancel the lock and clear the tracer dart from the vehicle.

The trick was flying low and parallel to the ground, which gave you huge targets to shoot at. Most pilots were shit and would hover high above people, and you'd have to aim down on them which was difficult to hit.

To this day I haven't seen anyone have a higher kill count in the UH-60. There were multiple games where I'd go 100+ kills and less than 5 deaths because if we got hit by a rocket, we'd fly away and repair. Only way I'd die is if a lucky sniper hit me, or someone got lucky with a dumbfire rocket.

Pic related, it's my kill sheet.
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>>646939172
outputs are all recorded
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>>646939272

We'd routinely get banned from servers because admins either ran auto-ban scripts if your K/D was above a certain percentage, or they'd look at the score and assume we were hacking, without spectating first.
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>Tf2
>1400 hours
>Voted off for dealing too much damage as demoman

>Dota 2
>Reported for getting 2 blind sunstrikes
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>>646933938
>3000 hour in CoD4
>4.50 average kd ratio
>everyoneisbad.cfg
>admin uses wh to spectate me cuz he is too bad for useing the console
>got banned for wh ofc
>tried gently to explain him that he is bad
>he banned me even from their forum
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>>646933938
Tf2, got kicked playing engi 5 times now. How do you even hack as engi?
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I made a really cool character in Soul Calibur 5 and a few accused me of being a modder. I've seen some cool shit by modders though, like an a skeletal Algol with Pyrra's head
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>>646939631
This is why children shouldn't be granted power over people.
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Yeah, all the time at Crysis 3. Had between 20-40 fps at an old computer but still beat the shit out of everyone.
Stopped playing at my best times. No regrets. Haven't played that much games since then. That was 2 years ago I think.
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>>646933938
Yes it was the same game CS first generation .. Also I won few championships and im safe for good so im not even mad
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>>646939452
what? damage outputs? so your BiS gear made you pew pew numbers, and you knew how to rotate them?

After 10 years of wow, you just you can't measure "best players", due to drop chances, rng, team comps in pvp etc etc etc etc

It's a freaking MMO, 80% of the game is about collecting shit. Get over yourself
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I get accused of scripting on league when I smurf with my bronze friends
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>>646933938
I got VAC-banned live streaming 3 hours after I bought CS GO
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Dark Souls 2.

Got in a Match with a hacker (we we're both red phantoms)

He started to use some gay ass hack spells, and he turned me into a giant barrel.

Got banned some days later. Luckly, in Dark Souls 2 you can unban yourself once with a item.
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>>646939272
hahahha amazing
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>>646933938
yes, Battletoads
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>>646933938
S4League 1 year ago
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>>646939684
By putting aimbot on your sentries

I saw a guy hitting his stuff with a wrench and it was getting restored instead of destoyed, which is bullshit, how does hitting something with a wrench make it restore power? Wouldn't it just bend and break? I reported him immediately.
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>>646939883
what do you instead?
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>>646939976
dude this was back in BC era relax. and it's not just gear. there's a lot of timing that goes into it with move cool downs. that's why good healers were hard to come by for big raids. everything has been made stupid proof now though. and I stopped playing after LK
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I got banned on alot of Halo 3 accounts. It was not fun...
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>>646940481
I played vanilla till WoD, i know what I'm talking about, both vanilla and tbc were broken, unbalanced games.

Stop getting your dick hard over shit that doesn't even matter the slightest bit
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>>646938814

2000 hrs supreme is pretty shit

>not at least dropping 4k every round

step up your game, you would propably call hack playing against me you shitty
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Tf2 as sniper. Sometimes you just flick behind you when nothing's happening. Also csgo, wallbang on roof through heaven on nuke. Good times I tell ya. Too bad my friends all kinda stopped playing, now I just throw on my other account
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>>646940498
>mfw reach was the best halo multiplayer

and really the best game. funny seeing how MC ain't even in it
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>>646933938
Pistol round, ace headshots p2000. Next round 4 kills and defuse the bomb. Vote kicked
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>>646939837
The funny thing is that the admin is 26, but mentally 12.
implying that in a 8 yo game there is no one better than him.
supporting hacks websites because his lack of knowledge of the game doesnt allow him to spectate properly without useing them.

Probably he is a frustrated beta which sucks at gaming too
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>>646933938
s4 league
loadout
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>>646940693
>thread about being gud at gaems
>autist gets angry and says to stop talking about being good at games
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>>646939272
Crunchberry nigga damn. Nice score. Niceglitch. Never thought about that. Ah i miss bc 2 a lot. Sniping without holding your breath and the simplicity of the game were gold.
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Played Gears of War yesterday and was destroying a guy so bad that he said I have no life and I play it all day.
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Daily in starcraft.
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>>646940693
lol ok says the guy that just blew his tits off over my post. If you sucked at the game who cares, it was just a game. I also had vanilla and played it within the first month of its release, but you don't see me waving it around in people's faces. if you are still playing WoW I actually feel bad for you. it's a child's game now
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I'm always trolling ZE in CSGO but people love the abuse and I never get banned.
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>>646941054
well was he right?
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>>646933938
>be me, a couple years ago
>was playing in a TF2 server
>spammed sticky jumper and ullapool caber, so would launch myself at a extreme distances only to blow myself up on an enemy, killing them and launching me at an extreme hight, only to kill me from fall damage
>kept on killing one guy, because he would not stop raging on the mic
>he goes "if you kill me one more fucking time, i'm going to ban you"
>lolk
>launch myself and blow up on him once again, and this time while in mid air i suicide by exploding myself in console just to taunt him
>banned from server

Pretty sure the ban was lifted about a week after, but I still never came back to the server. Was pretty fun while I was on it, though.
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>>646940851

I preferred the campaign aswell, Elites are more fun to fight than Brutes

Halo 3 just has nostalgia points as fuck by now, looking back it is pretty inferior to Reach in a lot of ways, but doesn't make Halo 3 shit, just not as good
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>>646933938
>basic MOBA skills
>start playing HoN
>buttwreck everybody
>get called a hacker/smurf and votebanned
And that was the last time I played any MOBA.
These games are full of no-skill autists.

I also got good enough at Enemy Territory to be called a hacker countless of times.

Also good at CS 1.6, but that was fairly common.

Too old to do hardcore gaming now.
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>>646940851
Never liked reach, played it. Never liked it.
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>>646940292
Casually playing some smaller games from time to time. Mostly with friends. Nothing too time consuming anymore
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>>646940851
I double that.

Shit it was my first game on Xbox Live, made me renew my Xbox Gold 2 times so i could keep playing.

After Halo Reach multiplayer died (100K playing infection mode gone to less than 2k) I've sold my xbox. Halo 4 multplayer was not that good in my opnion.
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>>646941281
i'm a level 20...
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>>646933938
>Happens to my friend all the time!

He is truly God Tier fps player... Always top of leader-boards, always least deaths, always last man standing, always caping point single handed and generally taking names!

gets called on hacking in almost every server in every game.

Would literally be kicking ass in e sports if he wasn't such an agoraphobic, ass-burgers, basement dweller.

Got to the point where he ran his own BF server just to avoid the shit!
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>>646941319
oh no I agree. was just saying how reach is just pretty much objectively the best and that its funny that the chief isn't even in it.
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>>646933938
Battlefield BFBC2, 3, 4
alot
i can go multiple matches without dying once. or a 50-0 killstream with a shotgun in 32x32 deathmatch. or snipr 14 pilots mid air in a single rush round of BFBC2
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>>646941049
>>646940091

Valparaiso and that one map with the small island overlooked by a hill were our playgrounds. Especially on Valpraiso, once all the wooden shacks were blown apart by us, the defenders were all essentially spawning on the beach unprotected, and would get absolutely demolished by us. Every leg of that map was a kill box for the helicopter if you knew how to fly/gun.

Running with extra smoke grenades gave you 6 "flares" per run, and when you went to repair/re-smoke they didn't suffer from a slow re-ammo like the HE grenades, so you'd get all 6 back in about 10 seconds.

Shit was seriously overpowered, but nobody knew about it. It had the added effect of making virtually the entire enemy team get MAD AS HELL and do nothing but try and shoot us down, instead of focusing on defending MCOM's or shooting at the rest of our team, so they would get overrun constantly while they're aiming rockets at us. The rest of our team would have the easiest kills imagineable because they'd be shooting at targets aiming at the sky (at us).

It was awesome.
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Back when I was 13 I was banned from a server for walling because some noob admin apparently didn't know you can hear footsteps.
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>>646936197
Got called and reported as a hacker in ranked big team battle and in Swat on Halo 3:
>Playing Swat on the map that is like in a space station
>My teammates are single called amoebas
>End up wrecking the other team on my way to a ~46-3 kdr.
>Win game 50-~24 and receive the wailing messages of the guys I played against

>Playing Ranked BTB on Valhalla
>Teammates aren't complete retards
>Neither is the competition
>Start game ~0-5 kdr and team goes down like ~30-12
>Finish game on a ~65 kill killstreak using only the BR and Sniper
>Win ~100-96 and yet again commence the wailing and cries of "hacker"
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>>646941420
swat is just too good man. that's crazy


fucking grifball even.
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>>646933938
Yes
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>>646935777
Omfg rip battlefield heroes one of the greatest games ever made
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>>646938031
Shit yeah. I had two classes: 1. Straight up pistol and c4 with perks that rewarded running and rushing like a madman. 2. Same perks with a supressed 870 w/fast mag. Can't remember how many camping cucks I pissed off
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>>646941780

Well, he was, kinda. He was in cryo aboard the Pillar of Autumn, you can see him in a cutscene I think. When the Autumn takes off it goes to Installation 04 and that's where you play the first mission on Halo CE, funny how things work out
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>>646937808
nice, I frequently get the whole enemy team as well. my favorite is when I have 1 behind me and 1 in front of me and get both those fucks. the butthurt is real
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same because im too good at cs:go
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>>646942142
yeah I know lol but you know what I mean
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Back in the days when minecraft pvp was fun I had many a 10 year old scream hacker at me as I gleefully ran away with their hard earned diamond gear. tbf I then realised there were no anti hacking programmes for minecraft what so ever and used so many cheats but for a while i was clean.
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>>646941983
The game was all Exp there was no rank. You could lose and still get something, main reason I don't play much Halo any more. I did enjoy Swat but, easy Killtacts.
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>>646941319
Remember the glitch where you could get into a wraith that fuel rod ammo?

good times
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>2010
>playing world of warcraft
>as a warrior
>I was leveling my alt arms warrior for pvp
>hit lvl70
>got all season 2 set and s4 accesories
>went to northend
>this lvl80 full epic elemental shaman
>constantly beating him at duels
>"Turn off the cheat ;)"
>lol, this guy
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Yeah, I played this shitty F2P called Dirty Bomb or something and it was so easy I was getting called a hacker for the entirety of my first match.
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>>646933938
yes and it is a beautiful thing
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>>646941291
Oh, and there's also the time I would play in All Points Bulletin: Reloaded
>be me, before i quit APB:R
>was a pretty decent gold threated character, also high ranking
>decided that I got bored of high ranking gameplay
>go and chill on new account on a bronze threated server, two skill levels below mine
>rekt everything that i saw
>called a cheater whenever i got on, day after day

and then there was the time i got legit hacks

>be me, once again
>my friend said 'fuck it' and got cheats in APB
>i'm like sure, and he gives me cheats too
>go back onto gold threated servers
>completely annihilating still
>this time, though no one bats an eye and no one suspects me of hacking
was pretty fun.
>account was never banned, and is still not banned to this day

was pretty fun
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>>646933938

not really tbh
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>>646933938
>Left4Dead
Granted, nothing but hackers play now. But when it was popular and monitored, and my ISP didn't fucking route me 2 states away for a signal, I was usually the top player on both teams. I've been banned from several servers for "hacking" and I pretty much just quit playing since I wasn't but everyone else was.
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>>646933938
>Play as morph of dota 2
>push lanes with replica active
>axe and a bunch of nig nogs blink at me and throw skills
>i teleport to replica
>this happened a few times untill they finaly brought me down to amount of hp when axe can ult and kill me
>i teleport to replica while axe is mid air(culling blade animation)
>axe calls me a hacker and leaves game
>typical dota 2 normal match
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>>646942288

Ah yeah, on the Ark missions, back in the day when I'd try to show my friends, they'd get so autistically impatient when I didn't manage to get it they'd just 'troll' me by blowing it up when I finally got in it, I'll never fucking miss shitty friends with their shitty trolling
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>>646942097
Wait it died?
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> Be 14

> Play socom 2&3 for PlayStation 2

> Pops won't let me use mic or use sound because he didn't wanna hear me play.

> MVP in every single game

> Pops clan members asked for me while I was at school

> Everyone else messages me and tell me I'm a cheap hacker.

> Doesn't know what hacking is.

> MFW
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>>646933938
Yes but mostly because I was
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>>646937403
What rank were those guys, seriously

>Let's engage an AWP one by one at the one of the longest ranges that you find in the game
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>>646933938
>1.6 in countless pubs

>Any Call of Duty pre-2013(PC of course)
>win nearly every single FFA I play
>20:1 or higher w/l at all times
>KD above 4, high accuracy

also
>occasional csgo mm where I hit all the heads
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>>646933938
Yes
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>>646933938
years ago before girlfriends, I played cs a lot.

If joining public matches, 1/4 times if an admin was on, I'd be kicked or banned, either because they suspect hacking or they cba with my skill.

Nowadays of course, I'm a fat useless cunt that can't play for shit. 26 years old, don't have the reaction times that I used to have
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>>646933938
Gunz cause I was like a god in that game
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>>646937403
I can almost hear the Russians shouting "DUNT PIEK". Should have listened.
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lol Cs a long time ago, reflex map. people just stand in same place, I remember positions . Fence goes up get heaps of Head shots
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>>646942656
I was lucky my little brother (who wa 11 at the time) played halo with me a lot, he was pretty good at the game (we finished the campaign on legendary together).

Too bad my xbox broke and i can't play anymore
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>>646942783

I was at MGE before I took a break and people at MGE and DMG were still doing that shit

"don't peek, he has an AWP" doesn't seem to process in people's minds
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>>646933938
Guild Wars 2 launch week 2.
>Nolife pvp for the first week of GW2.
>play 20 hours a day and sleep 3-4
>8 ranks above the second highest player on server
>get reported by entire guild cause thier leader was the 2nd place guy
>super buttmad about not being the best
>log in one day
"Your account has been banned. blah blah email blah blah"
>read email. have to agree to some bullshit.
>log back in, account reset to 0
The feels. The feels.
Also CoD:MW2 on the 360. holy shit the angry little 10 year olds
>Nuke 3-4 games in a row every now and again
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HACKER! NUKE HACKS! CANT GET NUKES THAT OFTEN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!!!"
Not that it ever ment anything on xbox. never even got a reprimand for that one.
The gw2 shit made me want to scrape my scrotum against a cheese grater.
I only play it occasionally now when my friends want a fill-in for thier turneys.
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>>646942783
It doesn't look, but one of them was a silver, the others we're sherifs and ak's.

But it's normal, i've killed many AWP's in the same situation they we're. Just aim the AK at thei heads and bum. But you need to be lucky to see him/shot first. They we'rent.
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>>646938698
yeah posture and how your table height / chair height etc interact plays a huge role in how well one can hit shots and control the mouse.
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>>646938145
I could play tomorrow if you live in Western Europe.
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>>646943055

Yeah, I started playing Reach again recently for the Team Snipers, still 20k people online in total at some points during the day. My Xbox is running on fumes at the moment though, takes years to fire up and load shit now, kinda tempted to buy a new one, they can't cost that much these days
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>>646933938
Back when I played Rainbow Six Raven Shield (back in 2004) I was so good I was called a hacker all the time.
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>>646941241
Yeah, I also love to rustel ppl's jimmys.
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>>646942102
Heh. It was always the campers saying "that's bullshit" when they were killed. Everyone else would get upset, but the camper would call me out as a hacker because he'd mysteriously get knifed/tomahawked in the back while he was looking the other direction.

Hearing the camper rage made all the bullshit in that game worth while.
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>>646939272
Spamming glitches does not make you a great player. Somewhere in between the average spoiled brat with too much air time and wannabe modder.

People have a right to bitch when kiddies like you can't compete toe to toe and cop out with shitty glitches.

The best is getting the kills on shitapples like you, over and over and listening to YOU bitch during lobbies because you have to think outside your shitbox and can't just roam and glitch people who are playing a shooter like how it was drawn up: to be played as a shooter.
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>>646935582
It really helps when you taunt after every kill
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>>646933938

>Used to play CS1.5 all day erry day.
>End up playing DoD 1.3 on national level.
>Get banned because "Noone can have 25-3 on 32 player public server"
>Get banned for aimbot/wallhack.
>Get banned for asking if people know what a headset is.
>Get banned for using clantag.
>Get banned for singleshotting on a BAR.
>Get banned for anti-recoil (DoD weapons have recoil instead of CS bullet "spray")
>Clanleader gets banned for having a nickname wich closely resembles an admins name.
>Get banned for using ingame options such as fastswitching.
>Get banned for being on a server cause admin has grudge against clan.

And the best one....

>Get banned for using an unmounted MG42.

Recently picked up CSGO as an ultra casual , got asked 3 times why i was smurfing....
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>>646933938
Kinda ... though it was not so much skill on my part. One time many years ago playing some free-for-all Quake II mod, I got a lucky spawn just next to a massive powerup of some sort that had just spawned as well (can't remember the details).

Before I could move into the main fighting zones, the other players ran right into my line of fire (no doubt checking for said powerup), one after the other (gee, maybe if you see the first 5 guys get splattered, don't go in there?).

So basically, pure luck and extreme incompetence on their part meant that I had killed almost every player on the map within a few seconds of joining the game. Got called camper, hacker, etc. and was voted off the server.
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>many, many years ago
>Call of Duty (original)
>playing on the wide open frost map
>generally raping, mad k/d ratio
>actual hacker joins and starts aimbotting errywhere
>I get banned instead of the hacker

>many, many years ago again
>Soldier of Fortune 2
>played game religiously and was god
>stopped playing for 2 years
>started playing again
>first game back
>you been banned, reason "you fucking hacking piece of shit"

>TF2 over the past few years
>if I don't get called a hacker It means I'm having a bad day
>don't go on vote enabled servers, stick to servers where the admins know I don't hack

There's more examples of this but these are the main ones I remember
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>>646934849
kek
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>>646933938
Yeah, this game called At War
I was really fucking good at it
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>>646939272
>those stats

Wow you were pretty bad, no wonder you had to exploit a glitch.
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>>646944784
>Get banned for using an unmounted MG42.
KEK that actually was a thing right?!
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>>646945180
i play that what u caled u fucking dgot
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>>646944784
Clan tag? Really? Were the admins just looking for random shit to ban you for or something?
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>>646939272
I miss shooting down helis with the big tank makin ppl mad
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>Minecraft
Banned from like 100 servers, not even kidding- I fucked people up. inb4 minecraft kid xdddd

>CS:GO
Global Elite with 1800 hours- if you have a good game and your profile is set to private the enemies get salty as fuck, been reported like 20 times at global level

>TF2
Playing spy and trickstabbing all the pubbers, got around 900hrs on that game, not my best game tbh

>CoD MW3
Spawn trap lobbies + when I got a double MOAB

>BF4
Playing on HC servers with a Thermal Scope on a Sniper, easy 1shots

>H1Z1
When you pre-fire shit kids who forget to take off their boots when in villages and shit, or when you get a crazy shot

Probably about it for me.
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>>646933938
>bf3
>use jet
>get kd >70 easily
>all kids cry and call mods
>get kicked
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>>646933938
>Playing halo 3
>Find the sniper rifle
>Fuckin beast mode
>Game ends
>KD 31-2
>Called a hacker
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Miku=Me

CSGO Demo from today
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-k5HZa-p7KCR-mUAcN-ESr4G-UxqFF
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>>646944035
So much this, countless Rush games on Oasis ruined by an Apachefaggot who sucks at everything else but wrecks up the other team and everyone quits.
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>>646933938
The original Delta Force. Servers would actually be abandoned when I showed up. My kill/death ratio was 70-1. It got so that hackers would join servers and I'd get asked to cone in and fuck them up. Good times... made my much younger self feel like a somebody. Really did wonders for my self-esteem.

Sadly that was about the only fps I was ever any good at. Most times now people ask me if I'd mind cheating so they can have at least a tiny challenge.
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>>646941351
Enemy Territory was the shit.
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>>646933938

That happened to me in cs twice, once I got a XM and rampaged the other team in close quarters. On another occasion, in a map similar to that op shows, I successfully sneaked behind the enemy team and killed them all with an ar. If I would play any fps today I would suck at it hard....rlly hard. Not rlly my genre in years...
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Black Ops 2 man. I was flattered at first but then it just got old.
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Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, back in the days of the Zone. Got banned from MSN for it XD
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>>646945376
Yup,shooting from the hip on maps like avalanche ensured increased amount of butthurt.

> Fullscreen admin AMX mod message " Dont rambo with MG!!!"
>Ask them if they thought it was logical to lie down and get trough the whole deploy animation with 3 people shooting at me.
>You have been disconnected form the server, reason: Banned.

Good times.
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check that www.inb4.media
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>>646933938
Ragnarok
used to play 20 hours a day, so everyone said hello to me just to check if i was a real person.
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I had a mod come in cause some fag in tf2 reported me for a aimbot
Mfw I am a terrible sniper and this kid is just that bad
I have no face.jpg
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yeah, csgo
>join a random community server because i got banned from comp for abandoning
>dust2
>hit a mental bhop streak from b doors down to tunnels
>end it with a one-AK on a guy sat in tspawn
>have a fucking orgasm, but realise that the server doesn't record demos
>turns out the guy was admin
>asks me if im hacking
>say "obviously mate" in the chat as a joke
>get kicked and banned for aimbotting, wallhacking, bhop scripting and "generally being a fucking cunt"
>laugh hard
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>>646933938
CoD4 Modern Warfare, Gears of War or Halo Reach on the SWAT playlist. Those were good times,
>>
In Battlefield 3, yes. Had screenshots of bans, but wiped my drive. Banned on at least 3 different servers for "suspicion on hack", KDR, Accuray and points per minute too high etc
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apparently i was playing way "too fast" for some people on COD:MW3. they claimed i was using an aim bot or something but i was just obvious;y better then all of them. reported and banned for a week
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>>646946056

Minecraft. That brings back some memories from when I was 14.

My best friend and his two younger brothers would sweat Minecraft for days on PvP servers. I'd go stay at theirs for a few days and we'd just fucking play on faction servers and shit.

This one server, it was new, so we decided to establish ourselves as the one powerful faction early on. We put the younger two into slavery mode (beat their asses until they agreed to mine for us whilst we did the building and exploring). 5 hours in, we had our base sorted, all had full diamond gear and just built an off-site (using faction warps) zombie spawner like 20k blocks away in the middle of the ocean for farming XP. Our base was 2k blocks away from land, middle of the ocean, 40 blocks above the water. 5 cobble block thick walls (slowly converting to obsidian), spanned 4 chunks. Had defense TNT cannons and shit on the roof, and a giant burning netherrock swastika on each side of the building.

7 hours in, admins decide to challenge us to a friendly siege, we oblige (4vs3). They show up, build cannons, start firing. We wait. Once they got through the cobble, we opened up on them with enchanted bows (Punch II, Infinity I, Power V was mine). Killed one who came back (against the conditions but ohwell), noticed them using admin powers to fly back to their platform but we didn't care. Eventually got to the point where we were too open to keep firing. My friend and I use our master tactic. Used ender pearls to teleport and board their platform whilst the other two kept firing. Killed all three of them swiftly.

BANNED FOR TELEPORTING. We even asked if ender pearls were allowed before and they said yes. Butthurt Minetards.
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>>646933938
Played a comp game earlier and got called a hacker because I hit a jump shot with a scout.
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>>646933938
Yea, back then when css just got on the market. I used to Play it everyday, I was giving headshots with one click in 1 ms. Damn I wasted so much time with games back than...
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>>646945946

There simply was this one admin that would just start to verbally harras or amx mod kill/ slap us as we were playing, even if we didn't say anything and just play.

It got to the point where we'd just join with random nicknames so we could play on their servers cause they were pretty decent for that time.
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>>646936206
Sauce?
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Yup, in Garry's Mod. I used to play on TTT a lot and was even an admin on the server I played on a lot. One day some other admin that didn't like me or whatever sees me bhopping around the map (I would do this all the time and no one's said a thing for 2 months,) reports it to the owner of the server, and I get banned and stripped of my rank for "Scripting". Apparently his server settings don't allow bhopping to happen and the fact that I still could made him a whiny little bitch about it
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fucked some dude up in h1z1 felt good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YM8PzaC96E&ab_channel=EvilJagan(EmpireArcadia)
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>Plays Dust2
>Prefire common spots because fuck plebs
>was down 6-0 and USP killed an Awper that was nestled in long doors
>guy calls hacks and eventually brings back our ego
>we bring it back like Fnatic in the first game against EnvyUs in the finals
>16-14 us
I can still hear the guy bitching about how im getting banned.
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>>646941780
master chief a shit
>>
>call of duty 2
>be me
>running around with ppsh
>80-5
>banned from almost all servers that had lowest ping for me

Shit I was only 13 at the time too feels good
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Tf2 with the soldier class i believe.. Oh yeah and also css
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>>646941832
hahahahaha
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Not accused of hacking, but this guy gets so butthurt. Blew his car up with a nade in h1z1. It's the video at the top(most recent)

http://www.plays.tv/u/runinboys
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>>646933938
>Join OpenSpades (Old Ace of spades) server
>Get 15 of ratio
>ShitCunt is votekicking you for the reason: Hax and aimbots

Ain't my fault you cunts always use the SMG and forget about the other two guns, with the shotgun oneshotting at close range.
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>>646946401
kek at that guy called Newb
>I hope you get captured and put in gulags and then have injected aids in your bloodstream by mr. putin himself.
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sa:mp player here
cheating is quite easy here so i got banned more than 30 times for sure
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>>646933938
Both Cube - Sauerbraten, and Enemy Territory. Got banned on several servers for getting top rank in a day.
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Gunz Online

Exp exploit with wpe pro
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>bf3
>server rules were not to use shotguns
>killed admin with a shotgun
>banned for the use of op weapon
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>>646933938
CrossFire EU

In the last weeks before I quit the only games I used to finish were clan wars because I'd get kicked from normal matches.

Never seen a community as dumb as that. Full of turks, tugas and egyptians.
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>>646933938
i know i got reported once because i played a game with some silvers and carried my team without dying the entire game.
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Back in the cod4 days when people would scream modded controller and hacker at me. All because I could destroy the other team alone with a handgun going full auto with my finger.

Ya gota find the sweet spot kiddies.
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>tf2
>be a dank snoiper
>rekts skrubs
>they rage
>report me
>happens for a while
>gets banned
>gaben pls.
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I quit playing online games back in the Halo 3 days. The only way I could completely finish a match in any of the games I owned was to intentionally lose. Fucking 12 year olds are so quick to pull the plug.
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In battlefield 4 all the time, also in bad company 2, although it has more to do with mods not being able to enjoy their server when someone better enters.
Same thing in ETQW
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