Secrets thread? Secrets thread.

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>>646100652
Lemme ruin the thread for ya.

There are middle schoolers I WOULD DEFINITELY fuck.

>>646101482
It's already being autosaged. Still too early I guess.

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>>646101683
Well no one else is posting. Thread could die any second.

So you're not wrong lol

>>646102268
And she's hot. Id bang her.

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>>646102268
Thanks mane, I got it from a thread here like a year ago. It's where I get most of these.

I got raided by the fbi. Only my closest friend knows about it.

>be me
>just married in august
>with wife for 10+ years
>love her
>met best friend 2 years ago in university
>spend every day together at school
>very flirty
>love her
>hate myself

I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die

>>646103038
That's how my daughter dresses. Terminal blue balls.

>>646103251
What for?

I masturbate to forced abdl stories and pictures. Also I haven't filled my adderall script in months and instead have taken to just smoking weed.

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>>646103586
>letting your daughter dress like a whore

>>646103646
Wtf do you think a /b/tard gets raided for?

>>646103802
Go back to Islamabad.

I really want to get a prostitute, but the internet is useless for my town and the only one I know that knows a prostitute is my ex.

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I'm slowly turning into a doggy slut.

My girlfriend is pretty dominate, which is lovely, but recently while helping me cum over the phone, she went further than ever.

She told me she wanted to strip me naked and lock me in a cage with her two big dogs. And that it would be too small for me to stand in, so I'd have to me on my hands and knees. She said she wouldn't let me out until I had "serviced" her dogs. She said I was going to be their bitch. That they would fuck my ass relentlessly, and I would slurp up their cum and piss from the floor.

While I was doing this, her, and two of her friends that she knows I think are super hot would be outside the cage watching and laughing at me.

She'd tell me that I could cum as much as I want in the cage. That I would be so happy once I accepted doggy cock. That I would never want to leave.

I've never cum so hard in my life.

Now whenever we're out walking together and we see a dog, especially if it's. Being walked by a hot girl, she'll tell me to go over and ask to pet it. I always get a little hard, and that night she'll make me masturbate thinking about that dogs cock.

She makes me cum while thinking about having a dog fuck my ass in front of pretty girls at least twice a week now. I'm starting to really want it.

>>646103894
Who the fuck knows. Pizza? Bombs? Cats?

>>646104203
Pizza

My closest friend used to have a friend they considered closer, he was shot and killed a few years ago and I was bumped to #1 on the friend list.

I fucking hated the guy for unrelated reasons, so I find legitimate, immense joy in the fact that he's dead, which I never imagined I would.

>>646104365
Dummy. How'd that happen?

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>>646103586
Neat. I don't know what to do with this information but thanks

>>646104650
Got any ideas on how to encourage it more?

I killed a mugger who only had a knife. Push kicked him and he dropped the knife. When he got back up I kicked him in the balls, head butted him, and then when he was down stomped his head and neck over and over. Didn't know he was dead until I read it in the paper.
Zero regrets. What kind of jackass tries to mug someone with a knife in a conceal and carry state? I could have shot him, but all that came to mind when he dropped the gun was to kick the snot out of him. What's funny is it would have been more legal for me to shoot his ass.Springfield Missouri.

He was black, but that means nothing to me. I'm no Nazi.

>>646104114
Nah, going to assume this is bullshit. Too farfetched.

>>646104980
Dropped the knife I mean. I never drew my gun.

I've fucked a few prostitutes. Never wore a rubber. I'm married.

No fucks given.

>>646104586
They busted in at 6:20 in the morning, was put in cuffs for like 5min, they took all my electronics and scanned them, then left. They also questioned me. There was 14 agents in my place for about 2 hrs. Worst part was when they left considering I couldn't do anything about it. They just left me there when I expected to be hauled away that morning. Still don't know what's going to happen to me.

>>646105113
Totally not bullshit, but I don't know how I could prove it to you in a way that would satisfy you. Ask questions if you'd like.

I'm actually really starting to worry about this. I don't want to want it, but I do.

>>646104980
dropped the gun?

3edgy5moi

>>646100652

Me: 30
Her: 15
Cherry: Popped

Virgins are the best.

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I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me.

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>>646104650
Daughter? I'm no dad but I'd say you're better off not? I know I can't change your mind so if all else fails just play it safe and use protection.

But for real. Is there tension with your wife? I feel as if resolving that might be better than fucking a girl whom shares half your genetic code.

But who am I to talk? I just admitted to wanting to fuck girls getting ready for highschool.

>>646105290
Did you actually have something downloaded and saved?

I love my boyfriend, but I have a deep internal panic arise within me whenever he contacts me. When he contacts me, I don't think "yay, I get to talk to my favourite person." What I do think is "Oh shit, I'm gonna fuck up somehow and lose him." Because of this, I ignore him for days at time and it really frustrates him. I think could be the end of our relationship eventually.

I want to kill myself. But I'm too fucking afraid to die. I'm a veteran, and I wasn't afraid of someone else killing me, I'm terrified of killing myself. Me and my wife fight a lot, she will probably leave me. I have lots of friends, but none of them would miss me for long after I died because I'm not that good of a person, nor am I all that interesting. I drink beer every night before I go to bed at 1 or 2 or even 3 in the morning, even when I have to be up for work. I'm alone.

Me and my cousin had sex at age 12
._.

>>646105661
That's legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever read on here. I hope it's true

My wife fucks our dog.

>>646105750
Oh no tension. Wife gets her cunt pounded out when daughter goes out dressed like that.

>>646105900
Yes

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>>646105750
My mistake, this was intended for
>>646104945

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>>646105661

>>646105661

It's ok. I'd do the same. I also have an encrypted drive for that kind of weird shit.

>>646106192
You're going down dude. Sorry /b/ro. They get pretty relentless with that shit. Get a lawyer.

>>646103424
also smuggled a shit ton of drugs into new mexico.

>>646105661
Please don't just post that and then disappear on us. Tell us more about yourself

>>646106177
Checked

Better than a nigger. How'd she get into it?

>>646105985
You're never alone brother, don't go to the VA, but look up veteran suicide support groups or pages on Facebook, I promise things won't be easy but it will get better, stay strong.

>>646105971
You're retarded

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>>646106190
Now I'm confused.
>Wife gets her cunt pounded out when daughter goes out dressed like that.
Is that sexual? Wouldn't that mean you encourage your daughter dressing like that to further enjoy sex with your wife?

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Tried to post this on a similar thread the got deleted

This is my sister, we fucked

>>646106177
Hot, do you watch?

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>>646105661
I swear i've read this b4

>>646106877
keep posting nudes you got from her computer

>>646106836
Correct.

>>646106975
you did, I did, many of us did

>>646106877
Congrats. Green text.

>>646106726
I'm never ALONE.. But I'm still alone. I'll probably never act upon my wanting to kill myself, I've gotten so close so many times and always back out of it. I don't cry or anything, I just more or less want it to be over. I know it's just probably a phase, but the phases in my life always change but even when they do the only thing that stays the same is the depression.

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>>646106877
Green text for the guy who asked in the old thread. Back story is she was a slutty drug addict and used to tease me and walk around naked in front of me.
>>646100752
Never done a green text story, so here's the short version

> she came home drunk and high one night
> I cover for her always, help her sneak back in quietly
> I'm deaf so its harder than it sounds
> we go down stairs were the TV is to hangout
> she sits right on my lap, hands all over me
> makes fun of me for being a virgin
> hands now near my dick
> I ask her what she's doing
> says shes horny wants to get fucked
> puts her hand in my pants, I just go with it after months of flirty drunk teasing
> by this point I was so into the idea I couldn't take it
> pulls my cock out
> raging hard on
> she stands up, lifts up skirt
Isn't wearing panties
> sits down on my dick
> I almost cum Instantly
> she rides me for about 2 mins and blow the hugest fun king load inside her
> she gets up and laughs at me, shows me all the cum dripping out of her pussy
> calls me a weirdo and walks upstairs and passes out naked on her bed
> I walk by her room and notice the light still on, with her naked on top her bed
> still so turned on, I walk in
> start to play with her pussy and suck in her nipples
> decide I'm not done and fuck her again
> she doesn't really notice just makes little noises
> cum inside her again and go to bed

Got the pic from her computer, she's on the right

>>646106877

Be me 5 years ago. 17 y/o beta who would rather play games then fuck. Girl texts me, asks to hang at her house. I go there, about to fuck. panic. start thinking she has STD's. Tell girl i have work that morning. Leave her house and was blue balled while playing WoW.

TL;DR Missed out on fucking a chick cuz i was beta as fuck

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>>646106877
Was just there, had nothing to share because I just talked about not finding my sis attractive but fapping to cest porn in another thread

>>646107312
This has been happening My whole life mate

>>646107266
keep posting pics
any ass spread?

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>>646106976

>>646106698

Watching online made her Want to try.

>>646106960
Um yes lol

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>>646107024
So... Does your wife know this?
Wait, if I'm talking to you about doing your daughter, I'd like for you to talk to me about doing the middleschoolers.

That's why I came to this thread after all.

>>646107723
She is so small

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>>646107626
No I wish

>>646105270

Sounds like several fucks given

>>646107312
Yeah same here... i had and still have many oportunities with hot girls but im thinking about diseases and shit and i get scared

>>646107901
keep it going

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I killed my ex-gf's cat. I drove by her place and saw the cat outside, it knew me so I lured her to my car. I cut the shits head off with a machete and put the head in a box and put it on her front porch

My dog took my oral virginity.

>>646107769
We've never talked about it, but I'm pretty sure wife knows. She's had daughter try on different outfits on front of me before going out and I've fucked her immediately after. She's a little older than what you're looking for. Do you have someone in mind?

>>646105971
Logic

>>646107901
more pics? vids?

>>646107312
That's not secret.

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>>646108097
sure you did, kiddo.

I sucked a friends dick while he was asleep.

this 16 yr old wants to slob on my knob
and id let her if i wouldnt get boned
i already fingerblasted her and let her see my cock
she's kind of easy but im just not brave enough to risk it

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>>646108097

>be me
>beta 14 yo pussy
>have asshole friends
>go to a 7/11 one day
>friends start to put stuff in their pockets
>tells me to
>dont want to cos afraid and illegal
>say no and walk out
>guy behind counter was watching the whole time
>tells them he saw and they gave it up
>friends all pissed and leave in a huff
>guys says that im a good kid
a little creeped out
>say ok and leave
>that night theres a knock at the door
>its the guy
>totally freaked out
>tells my dad that i stole stuff
>my dad rages and turns around
>i see the guy smiling and he leaves quietly
never went to 7/11 again

>>646107901
moar please

i molested my dog

I'm... a brony...

>>646109014
poor colby

>>646108745
Funny you posted a goat. I grew up slaughtering animals for meat with my dad and brother. That cat was just another burden I had to go through.

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My housemate is the hottest thing ever. She caught me sniffing a pair of her dirty panties once. Thought she was going to murder me.

Now every night when she gets home, she takes them off (doesn't let me see her naked, unfortunately) and I get to lick them clean and wear them to bed.

I've been wearing nothing but panties to bed for 6 months now.

Pic very much related

They don't think it be like it is but it do...

>>646108097
build wall faggot

>>646109303
Her looks are very misleading

I fuckin hate my sister. Today i stole her phone and discovered the whore has been sending nudes to different guys. I have the nudes. I love 4chan soooooo......

grindr hookup

>go to guys house
>he offers me a drink
>tell him no, this is my first time with a guy and want to get it over with
>we sit on couch and he starts unzipping his pants
>i stop him, put my hand in his pants and pull out his dick
>thick.solid.tight.
>start sucking his dick
>he puts his hand in my pants and fingers my ass
>tell him i want him to fuck my face
>put my back against a wall and fall to my knees
>sticks his cock in my mouth
>hitting the back of my throat
>feel the pop of his cock going into my throat
>i put my hands behind my back as he clasped a handful of my hair and slowly fucked my throat, pulling out every few thrusts to let me catch my breath
>then he wanted to fuck me
>face down ass up in the middle of his living room
>he poured lube all over my ass and started fingering me
>starts slowly fucking my ass
>tell him harder
>feel his balls slamming in to my gooch
>i utter the words, "fu uck ye es"
>he slaps my ass
>pre-cum dripping from my cock onto his floor
>we go to the couch
>he folds my legs over and fucks me sideways
>pounding hard into my ass, he leans down and starts kissing me
>i tell him to fuck me on the stool
>i sit on the stool at his kitchen bar
>he lubes up his dick
>starts fucking me again
>i tell him to make me cum
>he wraps his arms around my waist and fucks me even harder
>i cum all over his stool
>tell him to cum down my throat
>he pulls me off the stool and pushes me to my knees
>pulls off the condom and starts fucking my face again
>pushes his dick balls deep into my mouth and literally cums into my throat
>he pulls his cock out of mouth and cum flows out down my chin
>we shower together
>i suck his dick again and swallow this time
>he gets out of the shower, i stay in to fart a little bit
>my ass is full of air from the anal pounding
>come out of the bathroom, he's cleaning the stool
>offers me a water
>take the water and tell him i have to go
>he opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>646107266
Her tumblr is brilapse416.tumblr

Fucked a cops wife with his cop hat on

>>646106975
Same

>>646109593
lets see em

>>646109593
Pls add me to Kik mithrillled, I'll send you nudes if my sis

>>646109595
Weak pasta

I need to leave /b/...

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>>646108386
There are two I'm sure of, the only problem is that they usually come in with their parents.
I'd imagine there would be a way of meeting the via third-party (friend them on like facebook through someone else) and take any opportunities where I can spend time with them (start off going with friends and progress from there).

As for you, your situation seems to be fine. Obviously makes sure she's at a mature enough age to make her own consenting decisions.

>>646109303
Don't stretch them out anon. That's really annoying.

>>646107723
your sister is fucking hot man, i would fuck that ass anytime seriously

note : she's the best, far away from the others on the pic

>>646109682
I have read this before. Several times. Still love it.

>>646110103
Thanks I think so too

>>646109441
Good luck with the same puppets fake arguing over who gets to fake run the country.

>>646109595
not even pasta, try to find it. i just added the dinosaur shit.

>>646110067
That age is tricky. They tend to brag. Be very careful. I've eavesdropped on a few conversations with daughter and her friends. It can get graphic.

>>646108965
you should track him down and steal his car.

>>646104650
Emily bonify

>>646108841
You already did the rest just fuck her

>>646108386
can you post pics of your daughter?

>>646109627
post more you got from her comp

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>>646105661
My sides are in orbit.

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the fuckin bitch is the worst sister in history. i have so many stories

>>646110970
lets hear em

>>646105985
You need your loved ones to understand how you feel. That will fix everything I promise.

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>>646110302
you wont be saying that when your beaner ass is back over the border.

>>646110970
Moaaaar, post her face

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>>646110484
To give the best picture I can, I know for a fact one of them is a soon-to-be freshman in highschool. She's in volleyball, so there's always the tight black short-shorts.

The other girl is much shorter, yet she has a well developed curvature (she got the ass) and well puckered lips. But I can't really prove she's as old as the former.

Don't get me wrong, I'd go all the way with both of them given I have the chance (and consent, lets not forget that). I also know that even trying requires multitudes of things I have to do and I can't justify them over other things like going to college.

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She like to fuck other peoples boyfriends and girlfriends, She feeds off the challenge of it. I have seen the bitch do it. She fucked my friends girlfriend. I told him about it. it was all a fuckin mess. my shitster got beat up by the boys sister and i watched laughing

>>646104114
Pretty luck if true bro

>>646111672
Post her face and tumblr

>>646101482
>>646106132
Same but I was 11 and she was 9. We also never really stopped.

>>646109595
Weak.

Imma find a good fuckin picture of the bitch. give me a sec

>>646109593
>>646106877

Wanna kik? : snvke666
Skype:cordobm
Fb: listen2ursoul

>>646111628
Ah those tight black shorts. I remember them well. Don't sideline your life over it. But if it happens go for it. When I was 22 I had a fourteen year old fuck buddy.

>>646104114
>>646111844
It's true. I thought it was the novelty of it that made me cum so hard, but it's been awhile now and I still do. The fantasy is amazing.

>>646107737
pics of wife and / or dog?

the bitch got rid of her facebook and twitter after she got beat. shit had me weak. imma see if she got any other soc. medias

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>>646112402
My sister

>>646112274
My only question is where did you meet her, and was she this overtly kinky when you did meet/started dating?

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>>646112272
Pretty funny, I'm 20 and know they're at least 14.
Maybe, I'll have the same luck as you. If now... Oh well, I guess...

>>646103301

You really need to think about what you want out of life. When you agree to be loyal to someone that means a lot. So much so that you don't put yourself into situations were you are un-loyal, or else you will be. It's called growing up.

>>646112581
Would ream

I cheated on my girlfriend of 3 years with a random milf

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The bitch doesnt like us to know her accounts. If i ever fuckin find them imma post them on 4chan so damn quick. fuck her for real

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>>646104114

Say away from my kitties you sick fuck! Julian, Ricky, and I will bring down the wrath down on you.

>>646105270

I too like to get AIDS

>>646112756
I actually didn't know she was 14, the first time. She'd snuck into an 18+ club to see a show. Fucked her a few times before she said something that made me question her. Turns out, I didn't actually care and it just made it hotter.

>>646112581
is she a fuck up like my shitster?

>>646113111
Add me to Kik? Mithrillled. Also post face

One time when I slept over at my mates house I came into his sisters used panties and she wore them the next day.
She always smiles at me now I don't know man.

>>646113401
Pretty much, so many stories man, add me to Kik?

>>646112715
Met her at school. And not really honestly, super religious family and all that. I always thought she looked and acted super dominate, but that was just on my end. She wasn't trying to be or anything, that's just her personality. After we started dating the kinky stuff started coming out slowly. Now it's pretty much in full swing.

>>646113521
fuck her right in the pussy

>>646112756
dont do it. i was only 18. she 13. not worth the time and felony i got.

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>>646105971

>>646113698
I wish
I'm 16 she's 14 lol

>>646113158
Don't worry, it's only dogs. And I want them to fuck me.

>>646113936
so.......

>>646113936
Its not illegal at that age

>>646113936
underage b&

>>646108965

no one is freaked that this guy knows where he lives? wtf?

>>646113624
Good to note anon, I'm pretty analytical when it comes to this. Its always good to hear varying persepctives. Do you think her religious background has a coorelation? Beyond that I'd say let her take you on this ride and embrace her sexuality, I'm sure she'll return the favor