So I have got a test of morality for fellow anons. Here is the

>>646033363
kill them first then fuck them
nobody survives

If it is only you and two other females, that lacks the diversity needed to ensure survival. At very minimum you need 10 males and 10 females to ensure the genetic diversity needed for survival.

>>646033724
Could you bear being the one that delivered final fatal blow to the humanity?

>>646033363
Given the circumstances we would naturally give in to instinct to preserve our species.

>>646033936
fuck yes
your the last survivor
the last living being to a race
ontop of that you outlived everyone with cancer

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>>646033871
According to the bible it was two people

>>646033363
id fuck the loli and call it good. with 3 survivors left everyone would be dead within 3 generations.

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nice try

Kill the fat bitch and spend my last three months fucking the shit out of the other girl.

>>646033871
Genetic diversity is not absolutely esential for survival. You will end up with high defect and death rate for a while but chances are the race would survive.

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>>646034521
hah, good joke my friend.

>>646034747
Pretty much the movie U-Turn
but coudnt have said it any better

>>646033363
I don't get it. If my family and friends didn't make it in this scenario, and I'm theoretically not going to make it, what the fuck do I care about saving the human race? Seriously.

>>646034565
Talking never got anyone into trou.. oh

>>646034521
r u stuped?
peoples are made by ribs

>>646034747
When you consider the fact that it takes about 8 months to pop out a baby, and how easily incest babies screw shit up. You will make retard babies who would be inable to be self sufficient, therefore killing the species.

>>646034747
>>646035222
Samefag

>>646034521
That was before DNA was tainted by original sin. Hence, after a while, God said no more incest. It also doesn't say where Adam's sons got their wives. It's assumed God created more people, and it wasn't important enough to mention.

>>646033363
>Will you try to use your remaining life to ensure survival of human race?
I'd fuck the girl because i'm a pedo but regardless you couldn't repopulate the world with 2 or 3 individuals. Even if one of the children was male after a few generations the inbreeding would start becoming evident and i doubt you could get many more healthy generations before total population collapse due to the mounting genetic diseases.

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>>646035346
8 months to make a baby? What happened to 9?

>fucks girl
>dies
>baby is born
>baby is female
gg

That big woman wouldn't even be able to carry a child to full term, so I'm gonna freeze my cum for the little girl later on after I die

>>646035648
dont worrie
the fat bitches feminism will make a new race

>>646035583
God is a fag

>>646035583
So... a wizard did it?

>>646035648
/thread

>>646035648
Fuck the fat one and you get double chance lol

>>646033363
cum and put sperm inside their vaginas, no need for sex.

>>646035346
No trips can be accused of being samefag

>>646035583
You forget Noah. Human beings spawned from 2 people (adam and eve) then again from 2 people (Noah and family).

>>646033363
Just go to sperm bank and use a different jar every nine months. There you go. Human race saved, and invest avoided.

>>646033363
I'm snipped so....... Good luck humanity.

>>646035822
sperm needs to be cryonically frozen at about -200°F...you can't just jizz in your moms freezer and hope to have working swimmers when you defrost them

>>646036357
Someone actually used brain instead of dick or force of butthurt o.O

>>646035589
They can mate with apes.

>>646036357
>>646036584
in a global catastrophe one of the first things to go will be power. without power sperm would defrost and die before you could find a sperm bank let alone keep them viable for 9 months.

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>>646036584
That's what I do, baby.

>>646035346
False. You obviously don't know shit about biology

>>646034375

>your

>>646036357
good call. So you don't have to sleep with them but you are going to die so you might as well.

>>646033363
Minimum viable population is more than 3.

But I probably wouldnt.
There really is no point if i am just laying the groundwork for what looks like a new episode of honey boo boo.

>>646035622
most babies are premature these days

>>646037283
Must be all of those violent videogames.

>>646033363
get both pregnant to increase the chances of one of them having a son

>>646036894
Generators can run on gas, no one else using gas, 1 station will generate years of electricity for a fridge. If that's too late, find a bank in Canada since Canada is Americas freezer.

>>646033363
Fuck the little one because she wont eat the babies.

>>646037399
First one to claim the fat chick in the name of greater good

>>646037038
I guess you're middle-school teacher didn't even teach you grammar. It's obviously "your"!

>>646037473
Gas is ruined if its not used in one year

>>646037366
kek

>>646037967
There are things you can do to make it last longer.

>>646033363
Learn how to preform that weird voodoo magic shit where they take bone marrow from one woman and use it to inseminate another woman. I ain't sticking my dick in either of those vile creatures.

>>646033363
Might just try to make the fat one slim down. 3 moths is quite a lot of time anyway...

.. who am I trying to kid..?

>>646037967
solar power for the win. But with a global catastrophe maybe the sun is gone too.

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>>646033871
Of course the women will have to be selected on how should I say... Their sexual prowess...

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>>646033363
Simple. Fuck them both. If the second girl isn't old enough to bear children, then work on getting the fat bitch pregnant and hope it's a male so he can lay his seed in the second one (and I suppose his mom, too) when he's old enough.

I'd have to fuck the fat bitch with the small girl on my face though as I would not be able to get errect looking at that whale bearing down on my cock.

>>646038806
A landwhale and a little girl? Doubt any of them is a hidden goddess of sex

>>646033363
>>646038261
It's a bigger problem then most think. That fat chick probably stinks, add in global catastrophe with no power = no shower. Better hope there is a river close by but would you contaminate your drinking water?

>>646038877
According to wikipedia youngest mother have been 5 years and 7 months old. So I guess in that regard girl will be fine

To make sure the 'new' human race will live on, I would kill the fat one and use her as food for the others.

>>646039376
Doubt she had it naturally. Baby would probably kill her at that age.

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>>646039026
Ahh but I was referring to the ten hypothetical females mein führur, I mean Mr. President...

>>646037399
This is the only option.

>>646035222
>>646037666
Trips threadddddddd

>>646039625
>Lina Medina, from the Ticrapo District of Peru, gave birth by cesarean section in Lima at age 5 1⁄2. The infant was a 2.64 kg (5.8 lb), 47.5 cm (18.7 in) boy named Gerardo. Medina's parents, who assumed their daughter had a tumor, took her to a hospital in late March, where she then was found to be 7 months pregnant. By interrogating her parents, the doctors understood that Medina had entered into precocious puberty (when hormone glands are activated earlier than normal) very early after her birth.[1][2][3][4][5] Although Medina's father was arrested on suspicion of sexual abuse, he was later released due to lack of evidence, and the baby's biological father was never identified

>>646033363
Funny how all the racists of /b/ will not come out and say kill the girl and make babies with the fat one because she is white.

>>646039376
I'm sure she had to deliver the child through cesarean section, no? There's no way a 5yo has the hips, among other things, to safely birth a child even if she oddly was menstruating at that age.

If she cannot bear children, then I'd spend my sole efforts in impregnating the fat one. That just means ever ejaculate I emit will go in the whale's vagina. That doesn't mean the younger one wouldn't be joining me in sexual activity to some degree.

>>646039858
>cesarean section
who's going to do that?

>>646039986
We're all young men here. You can wait until she's hit puberty, and still impregnate her. So long as you can get hard, you can still impregnate well into old age.

>>646040201
3 months to live. read next time.

>>646039376
She has to be able to ovulate in order to get pregnant. Such young mothers are extremely rare.

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>>646040201
Incorrect. The conditions of this scenario state I will die in three months. In the likely event the child isn't menstruating yet and won't be before I die, I would spend all of my ejaculate in the whale.

The fat chick will be used to bear a child.
The young one will be used so I can get errect to lay my seed in the fat one by itting on my face, peeing on me, something to get my mind off of my dick going inside that nasty fat bitch.

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>>646040706
Pbth. I skimmed it. I learned my lesson. Never making a mistake again.

>>646040717
Not to mention the likelihood of her surviving it, especially without medical care, is extremely low.

>>646040092
Well it was for 5 yo. The one in the picture looks like 12. So 13 at the time of birth. Could be enough

>>646040980
>admitting mistake
>you are a better man than I

Starve the fat bitch then fuck her when she is anorexic

>>646033363
3 months is not long enough to live to ensure you will put the seed of a man in her vagina. If she births a daughter everyones fucked.

>>646041127
If that's the case then I'd spend my efforts trying to impregnate them both.

>>646041127
Sure but there are many births for every age (even the fat chick) that without modern medicine, could kill the child and mother. Slim chance the race survives.

>>646041295
Can't lose that much in 3 months. Anorexia can severely reduce the chances of pregnancy.

>>646040980
Oh my god! He actually regrets his mistake! You are shining so much you are blinding me

>>646041364
Correct, no one doubts that. But the question doesn't presume a winable scenario, it asks if you will try to use the remaining time to save humanity and if so, how. Fucking read next time, fool.

Fuck the right one, find a baster for the left one

>>646033363
I'd first start an image board and create a board called /mlp/. Then I'd post on it.

/mlp/ would be 100% confirmed cancer.
The dream...

Then fuck the kid because her chances of surviving are higher than the of the landwhale and let the landwhale take care of her.

> Congrats, its a little gurl
> FUUUU-

>>646034711
bump

You'd have to preg them both for a chance of a sustainable inbred race, also try saving some sperm

>>646033363
the girl, better genetics

Regardless of whether you get either of them pregnant, what are the chances of them surviving childbirth with no medical help

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>>646041749
>>646041180
You boys are flattering me.

>>646042329
Roughly the same as a few hundred years ago, I would guess

The girl on the right doesn't seem old enough to get pregnant just sayin

>>646034375
And nobody would know dipshit. Worthless as fuck.

>>646042731
And the left one wouldn't be able to carry them either. She would just end up giving birth to diabetes babies

>>646040881
or you could fuck the young one and at the moment of cumming you stick it in the whale, that's what i would do

>>646042731
>>646039376
>According to wikipedia youngest mother have been 5 years and 7 months old

>>646042820
write down the story and replace the constitution with it. Aliens will think you were humans' god.

>>646033363
Harpoon the whale for blubber of course. And get to matting with the only viable female to prolong the great name of tselios, Chelios for you none Greek fags.

>>646041005
Very true. She would have a high risk pregnancy, given her age and small body frame. There wouldn't be anyone there to monitor said pregnancy, either.

Oh, and we can't forget that tiny babby has to produce enough breast milk to sustain her child even if she did make it through the birth. So does Land Whale.

>>646042731
but maybe it's worth taking the chance for the survival of humanity?

>>646043059
Well those are rare cases. You'd have to check if that girl is menstruating then before trying to get her pregnant
>>646043059

>>646041127
The point was, who will preform the c section, Dingus. There are 3 people left on earth, none (that we're aware of) are doctors trained in removing an unborn child from a living person without killing said living person.

>>646033363
Neither of them would be able to carry a child term.

Obese women have miscarrages more often than I take a dump. and a girl that young would not have the hips to push out a child and both would probably die.

So we'ed be fucked either way.

raise child to age capable of impregnation use sea cow as bait for hunting

>>646043317
Pretty sure many people here would skip checking

>>646043526
might as well take the chance though right?

>>646033363

even if you knock them both up there's no guarantee they won't both give birth to girls.

besides, it's doubtful either of them would last long after you die anyways.

>>646033363
> Depends on the attitude of the whale.
If she is chill, then I let her stick around me. If her personality is toxic, the only choice is to get rid of her.

> Then comes the grooming of the child
I would teach her what I could academically. Then I would give her my textbooks. Teach her how to read my shorthand...I've basically gotten everything from high school through my biomedical engineering coursework recorded in laymen's terms.

Then I would take her to a local sperm bank. Explain what it will take to keep it operational. Explain what she will have to do when she is old enough. If the whale was worth keeping around personality-wise I would explain it to her as well.

> I'd do my best to provide, collecting resources, generators, etc.

Honestly neither are immediately viable. Girl is too young. The whale is too fat to have a healthy baby and would most likely result in a stillborn (this is a thing for obese women...).

>>646043513
The point is, the girl might not need it at this age. Or at least there is a chance she would not need it

>>646043526
Really bro. Mexican bitches are good to Breed at age 8. Shit they pop them out at seven.

>>646043266
True, but how would the child survive? Both of them. Her body is too small to survive giving birth the natural way. She would probably die and the baby too since the girl would die giving birth due to infection and the baby would be left with no food

>>646035276
well that's the morality part, isn't it

>>646036532
Fucking KEK

>>646043878
You're rarely told about the young mothers that die. You're only told about the survivors

I'd have to get both pregnant so the offspring could fuck each other to carry on the degenerate human race. If not, there would be more hardcore incest going on that at OP'S house. At least, half brother would only have to fuck half sister.

But Christ, that land whale might have to be sacrificed for lamp oil and steak night.

>>646043059
Please tell me that you're not stupid enough to believe that all girls can get pregnant at any age, any time.

There is a process, my friend. Those cases are EXTREMELY rare.

>>646033363
Sacrifice the fatass to lord Satan immediately, sacrifice virginity of a kid as a bonus. Ask for immortality or just curing cancer. Live with the little one from now on. Take over the world.

>>646043953
If you don't fuck her then humanity has a 0 chance of survival, but if you fuck her then there is some >0 chance of survival. Do you personally consider the survival of the species valuable enough to justify such an action?

>>646044687
best solution so far I think

>>646043847
And if she did?
Now, not only are you without the child needed for survival, you also just killed one of the viable vessels you had that could have reproduced later. Her survival is extremely important.

>>646044966
There is not much "later" to talk about as you only have 3 months left.

>>646044966
Why are people having trouble reading that the only male has only 3 months to live?

>>646045219
Because they think wanting to wait till the girl is a little bit older before fucking her somehow makes them moral

Fap into a cup, and tell the feminist to put it up her pussy while I pound the fuck outta that 9/10 qt on the right.

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>>646033363
kill both and myself fuck you human race no reboot

>>646045455
3 months of waiting, I am so moral hurr durr

>>646045197
>>646045219

Listen, shitfucks, if the fat one has a boy, then by the time the boy can ejaculate then girl would be old enough to safely have a child by him. If the fat one has a girl, you're fucked anyway. There's a better chance of the fat one carrying a boy than there is a chance of the girl having a safe, healthy pregnancy and then giving birth naturally and NOT dying.

>>646045455
In cases of survival, morals go out the window.

>>646033363
Fuck at this point I'm gonna cum on everything. Byproduct satyrs, Minotaurs and water nymphs. Gotta love those nymphs.

>>646045795
Start working on your probability theory to work out the best chances, bro

>>646045574
My negro!

>>646038755
If the suns gone those three people are dead too...

>>646033363
You're all sick. The only moral solution is to discuss the situation with each of them and then bang if you both want to. Catastrophe is not consent.

>>646046227

What? You faggots forgot how2math?

Give me about 15-20 minutes, don't let this thread die. I'll work everything out, step by step, and show you what we're working with.

rape the kid non stop until she dies, kill the fat bitch live the rest of my days as the last human in existence in luxury.

>>646046538
Bitch sometimes no means yes. If it doesn't for you you're not hitting it right. Fucken fag.

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>>646046796
Shit just got serioust

>>646046911
Well I'm saying no to the fatty anyway, and I'm not confident enough in my reading of kids to take her no as a yes. Guess I'm dying a virgin in 3 months.

>>646046855
dubs has spoke

>>646047316
>Last man in the world
>Women available
>Dies as a virgin

Ultimate fail

>>646047316
Hahaha. Being true to you, admirable but dude you don't need a catastrophe. All you need is a fedora.

>>646046796
Bumperello. I don't want thread to die before I see this

i'd kill them both.

>>646039861
This is /b/ not /pol/

It sure has gotten quiet. Everyone waiting for the math guy?

>>646047749
fedoras are consent?

at that point humanity is fucked anyway so id get my hands on a gun and kill the two of them before turning the gun on myself

B-bye human race.

>>646038806
Solid Strangelove reference

>>646033363
eat left, fuck right. problems solved.

>>646033363
If you fuck one of them you'll have a high probability of just one child (though it could be tweens or you could have a miscarriage)
you need at least two children and that means fucking them both, hoping to have at least one male. However if you have just one male child it could grow up in time to procreate with the young girl (while the fatty would probably not make it in time). the best thing to do though is to fuck them both, because you need the highest probability of success available. So, fuck them both is the right answer, and there's no morality to stop you since the survival of the species is the only thing that matters. Sad but that's it

bumpalicious

>>646048672
Nothing brigthens the day more than a psycho on the loose

>>646033363
The one on the right can't reproduce because they're too young and the one on the left can't take care of itself, let alone itself and a child. GG human race, no RE.

Eat out the small one while fucki g the big one, (dont have to see) and fuck the little one till i die, shiny and chrome i will ride into valhalla

>>646037366
I blame the teachers.

>>646049465
Don't give up that easily. Listen to The Voice Of The Dick. It will tell you the only Truth in this crisis

Sperm banks could produce genitic diversity. The moment a baby girl reaches the ave of fertility just put some cum in her pussy from sperm banks that might still be functioning or have salvageable sperm

>>646038143
wat

>>646033871
In begin many humans will be retarded. But with time the genetics will become more and more diversified.

Basically we all are descendent of a very small group of ancient humans. Evolution do not occurs in different areas at the same and in the same way

Math guy where are you?

>>646050859
Overheated his brain mayb?

>>646051319
RIP In Peace, math guy ;_;

Nature has a way of sorting shit out. If a girl is skinny, eats lots of vegetation, it means it's slightly more likely that she's in a 'survival scenario'. The ideal survival scenario gives birth to more girls than boys so there will be more children. People who aren't in survival scenarios ten for have a, uh, 'fuller' diet. Therefore, since Fat Fuck McGee is a fat fuck, it's much more likely that she'll give birth to a boy. Fuck Fat Fuck, she has a boy, that child fuck the other girl.
Congrats, humanity is sustained for one more generation.

>>646033363
I will fuck the fat bitch so she can have the baby and treat the young one well and raise her.She has alot of extra fat to keep the baby alive. When the other girl gets of age and to puberty she will love me and remember everything i did for her and i will fuck her get her pregnant with that tight smooth body and pussy. Hopefuly a boy and a girl from each side and have them mate and i will be the fore father. I will become King because they know me as father and man that took care of me and the rest is in my hands

>>646033363

At that point, with my ego, I'd jerk off to the thought of being the last man ejaculating for the last time and then blow my brains out in front of them. Fuck this species. I'm glad it's over. Some apes will probably just become 2nd wave niggers and from there we do the whole thing over anyways.

>>646052071
What's the fucking part about having three months left you didn't understand, you double nigger?

>>646033363
kill the one on the left
butcher her body to make heat source oil from fat bi-product and salted meat from her flesh

feed it to the one on the right and rape her, as she gets pregnant slit her throat and watch her bleed out and continue fucking the dead body.

go outside and begin searching through houses, find the nicest one and die in a luxurious bed

fuck the human race.

>>646052314
I understand but the fantasy was much greater than the fantasy of OP story

Fuck lolita. Edge. Bust nut in fatty. Let lolita suck after nut is busted.

>>646052574
No you fucking don't.

No one asked about your much greater fantasy.

Bump.
Please come back math guy

>>646036342

That....just...

just...

I mean, people actually believe this.

Yes and rape

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>>646052911
It matters to me ok

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>>646052442

Holy bismuth, Batman!

>>646033871
but thats wrong moron.

>>646053372
It's not okay.

Come see me after class.

>>646049928
words to live by anon

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>>646053485

>>646052574
beautiful

>>646033363
well who the fuck diagnosed me with cancer the child or the walmart check out lady?

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>>646053724

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Pound that girl for the entire 3 months I had left. Wouldn't even stop to sleep or eat, until cum oozes out of her permanently marked womb. Maybe pick a little bit of that cum with a stick and put it on the feminist, just for higher chances.

>>646053776
>You, however, have been diagnosed with cancer BEFORE ALL OF THIS HAPPENNED and are expected to die within 3 months.

Really..

MATH GUY PLEASE COME HERE

>>646054319
Math guy officially dead now. Died in service of calculating the best chances for survival of human race. RIP

>>646054567
We will always remember math guy.

In the future, when humanity's destiny is at stake, our memories about math guy will help us overcome those dark times.

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>>646054820
13/10/2015 - Math guys the hero. We will never see another like him

>>646033363
nope humans are fucked

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>>646055094

>>646055232
Nope. The last guy left on earth now has a mission of recovering Math Guy the Hero's notes. They contain prophecy that can save humanity.

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>>646050510
> In begin many humans will be retarded
> humans will be retarded

So not much change then?

pic related (guy in gimpsuit with XXL black mumba's for hands)