had sex with a girl i knew since childhood after a recent breakup with girlfriend, normally pull out and nutt on gf's stomach so went to do the same with this girl , she tells me shes on the pill and its "ok". Feel guilty if i pull out so i bust inside her. 5 months on still no child. Hoping for the best
Exact same thing happened to me /b/ro. I told her to stop cos I was about to bust a nut, she was all like "I don't wanna stop". I raised myself up a bit and literally pushed her off. Don't fall for that trap.
>>645973978 >dated girl in high school, first true love >forced to break up when i go away to college, because she "didn't want to hold me back from experiencing college to the fullest" >despite what you infer, this was not for her to sleep around herself. she was a really innocent girl at that time >every break when i go home, we see each other >we date other people, get in "serious" relationships, but always consider each other top priority when we're both home >significant others do no get in between us >as the years pass, she begins to drink more and more >becomes a very sloppy drunk >drinks = somewhat loses control >one time, we go to a bar on the beach very late at night >i get drunk, she gets drunk >we walk down the beach >out of nowhere, she takes her pants off and walks straight into the ocean
>>645974612 >i'm not going to miss out on some potential ocean fucking, so i strip down to my boxers and follow her in >we start grinding in the shallow water, up to our mid-sections >making out >the problem is that the waves are strong and we keep getting knocked around >go back to the shore >she lays on her back in the sand >sort of a hippie chick, doesnt care about getting super sandy >i got on my knees in front of her >she sits up and pulls my cock out of my boxers and starts to suck my dick to get me hard
>>645974895 >dick gets hard, but it takes a little while because im paranoid that people will be walking by >luckily the beach is a bit of an incline so from my knees, my eye level is foot level with the very few people on the sidewalks 75 ft away >anyway, her panties are slid to the side and my cock slides inside >she's doing some major moaning and panting and arching her back. all the signs of a drunk chick thoroughly enjoying a cock >then she does that thing where she arches her hips at a certain angle that makes the roof of her vagina rub the head of my dick >when a chick does this, there is no holding back >i tell her i'm going to cum >she tells me not to pull out because she's going to cum >i ask if she's still on birth control (because she had been for years and years) >she says yes >i thrust harder, knowing there's nothing to fear >i feel her clenching her pussy, clenching her fists, and moaning/breathing hard >she's cumming >reach point of no return >cum hard inside her >collapse on her >both breathing heavy
> have gf at beginning of university > visit her in her flat > she is usually very shy, hard to get so something kinky > suddenly she freaks out > pushes me against the wall > imgettingrapedyay.jpg > pulls down my trousers > pushes me further into bathroom, i stumble over bath tub > i try to resist but she just fucks that sauce out of me, i am helpless > bestsexever.jpg > her period won't come. she pregnant. > looses child in 9th week or so > beginning of a long story of on/off, mindfuck whatsoever.
>>645971858 >be 17 >girl I just started dating finds out I'm a virgin >she likes this >next time we hangout she wants to take it >tells me shes on birth control >bareback >sexiscool.jpg >cum inside her >she keeps the cum inside her til she gets home
for whatever reason this didn't set off a red flag for me
>break up with her a few weeks later >still keep in touch >years later we're talking about it >she lets slip she wasn't on birth control >mfw she lied to me >mfw she tried to get pregnant on purpose
>>645975316 >dick is super sensitive when i pull out, ahh ahh ahh >she just lays there, legs spread, tits out >i soak it in >seeing each other doesnt necessarily mean fucking, so each time we fuck it's like the first time >so i just stare at her mostly naked body lying on the sand, legs spread where she just accepted my dick and my cum >fucking magic >then she whispers "i can feel your baby inside me"
One time I crashed at my friends after a party (about 12 people just stayed there to sleep) and I woke up with this girl on top of me riding me reverse cowgirl position. She was hot as fuck so I didn't day anything and pretended to be asleep. But right before I came I pushed her off and came on her back and stomach (she rolled around half way through) then I left
>>645975578 >she says "no, i mean i can actually feel the baby inside me" >she's drunk, but i'm a little worried now >"you said you're on the pill. aren't you on birth control?" >"no, i lied. i'm ready for us to be together and i want your baby" >"are you serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS?" >cant get a straight answer; she's too drunk >"you have college. i have college. we have a lot left to accomplish before we have to drop it all for a kid" >i get pissed >she gets defensive >i make her get dressed and walk back with me to my car >we go to drug store >i buy morning after pill >go back to car >make her take it >she tries to "drop" it and not take it >i catch her >make her actually take it >the end
>Be in high school >Girlfriend's parents are gone for the week >Invites me over >She answers door in lingerie >We proceed to fuck in the living room >As I'm about to cum, she wraps her legs around my waist and bear hugs me. >I'm forced to cum in her
Fast forward to today - I now have a six year old son with a girl I hate
About a week after, she ran away with a 30 y.o guy for a few days. I had the cops coming to my house asking me if I knew where she was. Then this 30 y.o guy calls my house and talks to me while he was fucking her.
He was arrested. And when I found out she was pregnant I was praying to god it was his
>>645971858 >Stupid ex used to get bored with mundane life. >Always needed to be anxious about nothing. >Doesn't listen when I tell her to chill. >Late one night she laughs and says. >I took the placebos first baby. >Five sugar pills aren't there anymore. >Eventually I we broke up and I don't pursue women anymore, (check each first letter to see why)
>>645975886 >Bri starts talking alot as we grind >Talks about how niki is a whore and that she wants to steal me cuz i like her >Talks a little about her dad and mom and how they dont let her have boy friends >I sit on the stool and she sits on my lap and I just hold and feel her boobs as she talks to me >Starts asking why I had her wear Nikis bra, do i think she dresses sexier than herself >"No, I just thought it would be fun, but she is gross" >"She is so gross, I dont even like staying at her house" bri says. which is bullshit cuz it is a fucking nice house and she has a whole wardrobe there, but whatever >"I feel nasty even wearing her bra, I want to take a shower." >We stand up and I'm saying that she should take a shower before we go to bed >Im holding her from behind and we are rocking back and forth, im holding her tits still, they were so perfect >She says I should stay with her while she showers >"But would you be okay with me seeing these.." >I squeeze her boobs and she presses the side of her head against mine >"And you can't wear my boxers in the shower so I would, you know, be able to see..." >I reach my right hand down and put my palm on the ouside of my boxers that she is wearing and grip her whole pussy >"You know, this, and I don't know if you're ok with that." >"UHHHH" She sighs, and then inhales, and exhales a deep breath >"Anon you make me so fucking hot"
>be 26 >live with 30 yr old gf >we both work together >new girl starts >shes 18 and tiny >we go out to my car on break >sees my weed grinder and is like wat dat >tell her grinder >she makes silly voice and says ohh grinder and starts rotating hips and humping my seat >realize im gonna bang this slut >proceed to meet her after work and fuck the shit out of her >mfw shed only been fucked one other time and was super tight >proceed to start sneaking around and banging her every chance i can >one day invite her over to the apt while gf at work >hey slut want to smoke a bowl b4 we fuck? >ok anon but i never have before >fuck the shit out of her after she comes hard as fuck i can barely stop >pull out come on matress and she screams NOOO I WANTED U TO COME IN ME >mfw this crazy bitch proceeds to scoop my cum off the bed and try to put it in her pussy >wat in the actual fuck >next time just come in the bitch >later she says she preggo >ya right bitch. stop talking to her. >no kid ftw
>Laying with grill on couch >other friend laying on floor in front of us >all of us facing the tv >bitch starts touching my junk >i tell her to quit that shit cause guy in front of us has had a thing for her >she keeps going >i let it happen i guess >she starts taking off her pants >tell her to stop that shit >she starts getting on top of me >plz no >slids my dick in >have slow and quiet sex >intense as fuck >i cum inside >she gets up and goes to bathroom to clean up >i just sit there the rest of the nigth wondering if he knew
You sound like a selfish fucking bitch or worse a murderer. "abortion" might be legal but it won't be when you are standing before God. Man the FUCK UP and raise your offspring you cunt. And dont give me that fedora garbage you awkward beta little autismboy
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>>645971858 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS? I FOUND PLATES, FORKS, SPOONS, NOT ONLY IN YOUR ROOM, BUT IN THE BATHROOM? WHAT THE HELL? AND REMEMBER THE CHANGE WE TALKED ABOUT YESTERDAY? I FOUND IT ALL OVER YOUR ROOM. ANOTHER THING THAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST IS THAT BLACK BAG THAT WAS IN OUR ROOM WAS IN YOURS? THAT TELLS ME YOU WERE SNOOPING FOR NO REASON. AND IT IS MISSING A LOT OF STUFF THAT WAS IN IT. WHERE IS IT? I COULDN'T FIND IT IN YOUR ROOM SO IT IS SOMEWHERE IN THIS HOUSE. I GET OFF AT 11 TODAY, SO THAT ROOM BETTER BE SPOTLESS AND THOSE ITEMS THAT WERE IN THAT BAG (WHICH I MIGHT ADD, ARE FOR ADULTS NOT KIDS) BETTER BE IN MY ROOM ON THE BED. YOUR GETTING DISCLIPINED REGARDLESS, BUT WHAT YOU DON'T DO DETERMINES HOW BAD IT WILL BE. I AM COMPLETELY ASHAMED OF
>>645978406 in all fairness its not a corpse until you kill it. so really it should be >giving more legal power to an innocent developing human who than a woman that couldn't be responsible enough to practice safe sex.
bad because you're done for. you can't keep going and you could be perceived as a minute man.
great because you're done for and it's insta-cums.
steps: 1. missionary position 2. she presses her hips toward the floor, hard 3. she arches her back a lot to raise her shoulders 4. audible stimulation through panting/moaning 5. visual stimulation through biting lips, scrunching face, and eye contact 6. optional: she touches herself
got with chick, told me she was on birth control..go to her house fuk like 7 times in that day, go to her house next day and look on dresser..she hadent taken her pill all week..no baby ..stil dumped her i dont need that bs in my lyfe
>be me 19 at the time >stationed overseas in Okinawa >started messing around with a 37 year old local who was using me as revenge on her cheating husband >they get divorce and we start dating >sex is bullshit because well Japanese women are horrible in bed >we both get sloppy drunk one night and I cum inside her >she gets pregnant and is freaking out >I am over the moon because that meant more money for me since the child would be my dependent >she forces me to go to abortion clinic >sign paper work and leave her there and don't talk for weeks
That was the first time
>be me and 28 >on vacation in Thailand away from major cities >meet this hottie little local girl in village I was passing through >she tags along the rest of the trip and we bang like rabbits >one night in hotel in Khon Khen >we were a little tipsy on Johnnie Walker Red Label >she wanted to get warmed up with me while we waited for waitress from bat to show up >we bang and with her grinding on top >I tell her I am about to cum >attempt to pull her off of me and she doesn't let me >cum inside her >panic >she says its alright which my bullshit meter immediately knew was a lie >get a call the following month saying she is pregnant
And that is how I have a 6 year old daughter
>meet this massive titty monster one day >we go to her place and fool around >her face was a 6/10 but that tit game was next level >she is talking crazy shit about having a kid with me >tell her to go fuck herself >she said there would be zero responsibility on my part >we fuck and as I am about to cum I pull out and unleash all over her massive tits >she rushes to the bathroom >she comes out with a plastic syringe in her hand >she said she put my cum in her >never heard from her again
Keep a rubber on it kids regardless of how good unprotected feels
Like every time I've came in a girl, it's been a trick. I always ask if they're on birth control, if I need a condom, and when the time comes, I'll say I'm about to cum. Some girls just lie, last hook up was with a real hoe who said she wasn't actually allergic to latex afterwards, and doesn't have birth control, just wanted to fuck me bareback. I am pretty sure I have a kid with a bitch from last year, who wanted to fuck after I was hammered, but I blacked out. Luckily, nobody knew about her and I, and she seems to want to keep it that way (she's a decade older than me). She reeled in a fat dude to raise the kid too, shit's laughs.
>Dating girl all of 3 months >Upstairs parent's bedroom >Barebacking like a champ >Suddenly get the urge to cum >Can't hold out much longer >Hear her moaning really loudly >Edging on busting all inside her >Come to my senses and try to pull >King cobra grips me >Explode inside of her >Mfw 2 weeks later she says..
OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>645971858 hah happend once, was fucking her hardcore misionary position, with her legs around mine, then i told her i was about to cum so i wanted to take it out but she contracted her legs, making me stay in her, so i stopped moving trying to hold it and she grabed what she could of the base of my dick and started jerking it while the tip was still in her and she started moving her legs so that i really cant hold anymore and i emtpying my full balls inside of her
>be at friend's house >get pretty drunk >decide now's a good time to smoke pot for the first time in like 6 months >bad idea >lay in friend's bed with the room spinning >eventually become aware that a female has followed me into the room >"oh hey, I'm just making sure you're ok" >wake up an unknown amount of time later >she's on top of me, trying to get my half-hard dick in her >realizes my eyes are open >casually climbs off and walks away without saying anything >fast forward to today >she's getting married to one of my good friends in a few months >don't know if I should bring it up
>>645981059 Glad you think so but she really wasn't. She was fucked in the head. She has these massive ass tits but doesn't want them touched or fondled or played with, like wtf that is a slight against God for giving you those. She was horrible in bed. She told me all about her rub'n'tug business and about her clients. She told me about her coked up past.
>be me >walking home from gamestop late one night >it is the middle of winter and quite cold >I lower my fedora and straighten my cape to hinder the cold a bit >while walking through the dark city streets I realize If I don't hurry I will miss the late show with stephen colbert >duck down a alley, one of the many edgy shortcuts I know >I am halfway through the alley when I see something blocking the path ahead >I stop and squint to see what it is >It was some large mass but I couldn't tell what is was exactly because of the shadows >I pull out my cellphone and use it to illuminate the alley >It was a large fat woman looking at me with wide eyes >I was taken aback for a moment but I maintained my classy composure >I tip my fedora and say "s-sup" >she just gives me a blank stare >"Well if you'll excuse me.." I say as I walk by her >Suddenly she grabs a hold of me with great strenght and slams me against the cold brick wall >the impact causes my fedora to fly off my head >"what" I cry is shock >I have a massive fear boner at this point >the evil shadow mammoth is staring at it hungrily >she tears my pants apart with her powerful meat claws >My boner flails around in my tighty whiteys >she tears of my underwear and eats them >I fall to the cold ground >she pulls down her sweat pants >a large amount of steam is created as the cold air meets the hot humid air that was within her pants >I nearly pass out from the smell >I try to crawl away but she pulls me back >she positions herself over my erect phallus >"no please" I cry out in anguish >she slams her mammoth pussy down onto my dick with all the force of her weight >she begins riding me as she stared wildly down at me >her fat rolls pound my face >NOOOO I scream >I black out >I wake up at the crack of dawn >I am covered in a mixture of blood/mammoth pee/semen >I manage to crawl my way to a mcdonalds and they called for help >was hospitalized, the police wouldn't believe my story.
>Got really sick and was laid up for a few months >Girlfriend of the time (crazy spiritual/religious south korean girl) decides to visits me >I'm on the back end, so starting to feel better >Sex inevitably occurs >Shove her down onto her back and get on top of her >As I do this she's wrapping her legs around me >I try to pull out as I get close but she pulls me in >"What are y--" >She's moving her hips >Oh fuck this is how I die >Finish and get extremely angry >We end up breaking up shortly after this >Got a call from her >Pregnant, its mine >Call her bullshit and hang up
Never heard from her again. Not sure if I have a kid somewhere or not.
>>645971858 One of my exs was trying to get me to cum in and, "not worry about it I'm on the pill." Well, I decided to run a test and pretend to cum. After about 7 weeks, she kept telling me she was pregnant now and I need to take responsibility. So I decided to play this one out and "take my responsibility". Well on the day the baby was born I was there, she passed out, I had the doctors run a blood test. Well I had to wait a couple of weeks so I had to pretend to give a shit while she complained about how she shouldn't have had a kid with me. Finally the tests came back, I wasn't the father, I made her pay for psychological damages and other little things. But as a bonus she also admitted to cheating and doing narcotics. The kid was takin' by CPS I think 2 months after the court case. >tl;dr Girl said I was dad, was not dad, she is single
>be me >LDR with gf >visiting for a week >cum in her the whole week >no bc >doesn't get preggy >next time I visit >gets preggy >iffy about abortion >2 months go by >has miscarriage >the devil answered my prayers
Current gf won't even let me cum in her and she's on bc
>Be fat ass beaner >have a semi-chub/skinny friend >she has severe daddy issues >we met when i was built and in the army >been 5 years since i was out and now a fatass >she tells me its fate we start talking again after 5 years >find out she is a major stalker >she scares me >she knows i still fuck bitches because of how i am/vet card gets me laid >proceeds to move from cali to texas >lives an hour away so i wont notice the obsessive behavior. >she rents hotel and invites me over >im drug free since VA/job but she smokes shit tons of weed >after 30 min we start fucking >I bring 10 pack condoms >after the 1st fuck i get hard again >she is dominating, but I dislike it. >call it an ego thing, but I like to dominate women, not the other way around. >she is on top riding me, says she loves the way my dick feels >mid ride she states, "Baby I want to suck your dick" >hops off my dick, proceeds to sucking me. >did not notice she took the rubber off, she can suck a golfball through a garden hose. >hops back on, I cum buckets. >get done, bitch says she needs to pee. >notice the condom on the bed with no cum... >FUCKING WHORE WANTS TO TRAP ME
I actually was shitting bricks for a few weeks, but during that week got checked for STDs, got a vasectomy, and called my lawyer friend just in case. Be weary /b/tards, shit can get real like in a fucking instant.
>>645971858 So... Am I the only guy who finds many of these stories amazingly hot?
I want to meet these girls!!! Dayum
I wanna spread my fucking seed all over the world. And these girls talking about how they feel the baby inside them, injecting semen and saying I don't have to take any responsibility for it... Wow. Just wow... So hot and horny. Freaky girls!
>>645978227 With typical usage, birth control is about 92% effective per year; with typical usage, condoms are about 85% (with perfect usage, 99.7% and 98%, respectively).
That means that, when you combine the two, your average odds of becoming pregnant are (1-0.92) * (1-0.85) or 8% * 15% = 0.012% on average.
That is, each year, you have a 1.2% chance of becoming pregnant while using both condoms and BC as are typically used.
You can model the odds of not becoming pregnant over a number of years by simply taking (1-0.012)^(number of years). 98.8%^1 = 98.8% chance of not becoming pregnant in one year; 98.8%^5 = 94% chance of not being preggo after five years.
Assuming you start using both forms of birth control and use them until you reach menopause roughly 35 years later, that is:
98.8% ^ 35 = 65.5%
To put that another way: if you marry your wife at 20 and have sex protected by both condoms and birth control, there is a 35% chance that she will get pregnant at least once before she is no longer fertile.
>be at home >wife and kids away >stormy wet night >knocking on door >open door >two hot teen sluts dripping wet >try to seduce me >object >i call them a cab >they go use my shower without even asking me >their cab arrives and is waiting >i go bang on shower door but they won't come out >go in to force them out but they pull my pants down and clamp their mouths all over my dick >vid related, it was what they did to me afterwards
>First girl I had sex with >First weekend I had sex >Friday first time, this happened Sunday after a lot of fucking >She was a MILF, 7 years older than me, had a little kid literally sleeping in the next room (tfw porn scenario, diamond dick) >fuck her hard doggystyle, first doggy in my life >holyshitthisfeelssogood.jpg >about to cum >Really fucking close >whatever condom is on who cares >her kid suddenly wakes up and cries in the other room >Pull out close before I would cum >tfw the condom broke Holy shit guys I still cannot believe how fucking lucky I was. I was seconds away from blowing my load into a single moms pussy.
>where a girl has either tricked you or forced you into cumming in her
Sorry, what? Are there actually "men" out there who don't cum in girls?
I'm 32 and the only time I ever even attempted to use a condom was my first time at 17. Felt like complete shit so I threw it away after 5 minutes. It's like holding hands with someone you love while you both wear rubber gloves, completely disconnecting from the moment and the feeling.
You have to be some sort of serious fag or fucking any old diseased hag if you are afraid of cumming inside her. You either make sure she's already on birth control, put her on birth control or just don't fuck her because what the fuck is the point when there's a shitty rubber barrier between you?!
>>645986277 Exact anon these kids on here think any women is immediately pregnant when they get came in. If you're pulling out when you're cumming why not just jack off cum us meant to be inside a pussy not a plastic bag.
>>645987036 I'm gay and I had a boyfriend for 4 years. I caught him red-handed cheating on me with a hooker. I've been using condoms ALL these years.Receiving and giving. I'm single for like 6 months and haven't had sex since. Tested myself and I'm hiv- I'm pro condoms whether you're straight/bi/gay/trans/cuck/etc
>be me >go to 'murrica for a few months, on college campus in ann arbor >bitches everywhere >fuck them all >a a anon use a c c condom >excuse me what? >i'm not on protection >not my problem m8 get a morning after pill >o o ok anon
Chat to 'murrican lads
>hey yeah dude i totally fucked this slut last night like whoa man went through 2 condoms
Obviously a condom is great if you're going to stick your dick in to someones asshole whether they are male or female. Getting shit down your urethra isn't something you generally face when you're fucking a pussy, neither is HIV.
>>645988070 While true what happening is sometimes know in public health as "HIV fatigue" where people in high risk communities personally and from a far, know people who are alive and living a seemingly normal life. So HIV is less scary & you actually have a downtick in routine use of preventive measures.
>>645988494 Bait? You're dumber than a bag of dildos, faggot. That medication is incredibly expensive, and I doubt you have the resources to pay for it. Charity cases get the crappy meds that may prolong your life for a couple of years. HIV is a terrible way to die. >>645988550 >>645988750 THIS
>>645975818 Condoms literally ruin my sex drive they are utter shit, and I've spent money on some fucking Japanese ultra thin things. Current misses can't take the pill or use bar, her period comes on with the force of one thousand sun's and she surfers from blood loss.
She said its okay to cum in her she cant get pregnant Ill like cumming inside woman so i did it. She got pregnant Fell for it again a year and a half later Now im thinking of just cumming in her all the time and force it if she trys to stop me
>Girl who I worked with always going on about having a baby and feeling broody >She had fantastic tits >Took her out to dinner >Knew she was trying to entrap someone with a kid >No fucks given >Have master plan >Fuck her raw >Shes screaming cum in me >Just as I'm about to come I slide out and ram my dick in her mouth >Cum with the force of a thousand suns down her throat >She is super pissed >I laugh all the way home after >She stops talking to me >Entraps some other halfwit and gets pregnant >Mfw
This was a long time ago, but real: >Be me, 16, using yahoo chat to try to hit on ladies >Become decent at it, treat it like a game >Meet a 41 year old teacher across town, we talk on the phone, have phone sex. Arrange to meet the next day. >i take bus to her house - she's chubby but not gross, great tits. We talk, have a few beers, and smoke a bowl, then start making out >Get a blowjob on the couch, we smoke some more and watch a movie while cuddling and making out some more >Things get heavy again, her panties come off, and she stops me, saying "anon, I didn't think we'd go this far, but I have to be honest." >Tells me she has herpes, explains a lot of stuff, I'm not listening to most of it because i'm 16 and heard "herpes" >Kills the mood, i act nice about it but just want to leave - my bus has stopped running and she says she won't drive at night. i suspect she's a liar but crash on her couch >Wake up at like 4am'ish, still drunk, to her on top of me, I'm already hard, and I'm not even fully registering what's happening before I'm inside of her and she's riding me >At that point too late, right? I cum inside of her, she says she's sorry but was way too horny, she's such a slut, etc etc >Smoke bowl, catch bus, worry about herpes for months the end.
The justification and victim blaming in these threads is mind boggling. My most recent ex was raped about 10 years ago and still has trust issues regarding it...but she had no qualms about buying fake BC pills and telling me she was on BC for the duration of the relationship. Her argument was that I should have been the responsible one and used a condom the whole time and it would have not been the slightest bit her fault if she had gotten pregnant. Obviously I dump her. Two years down the drain, but I was all smiles when it was over.
Two months after we break up her friend sends me a Facebook chat log between herself and my ex....my ex was asking said friend (a nurse) if they automatically paternity test because she wanted to name me as the father because I had more money than the guy that knocked her up.
Yet, its me that gets called a cracka cis gendered needs-a-privilege-check scumbag rapist on a daily basis because I'm a white male.
>fucking girlfriend last night >finding it hard to come >she whispers in my ear >"I want you to come deep I side of me" >cum with the intensity of a thousand suns right into her pussy Mfw birth control :)
Part of her "we can't fuck" speech involved us not having condoms, so i should have mentioned that, but i forgot. At the time I wasn't very worried about making her pregnant so much as i was about catching something.
Looking back it is kind of hot, but wasn't that hot at the time - even tho i came. It also didn't help that she was super fucking crazy (which isn't shocking, considering she was inviting a teenager over to fuck) and literally left me angry voicemails for weeks after I told her I didn't want to hook up again.
(Not implying I was amazing (I totally wasn't), she was just that psycho)
>be me >be 18 >banging down hot little Mexican slut >3 months of solid good lays >she's illegal >starts talking more and more about having a life together for legality reasons >wants a kid 3 months in for that reason >nope.jpg >still fuck her like idiot >use condom from then on >eventually break up >she wants 1 last round >whynot >cum in condom and leave >Month or so passes >she preggo >used condom to dump sperm into herself >starts talking about wanting money and shit >kek >she works at a Mexican restaurant that hires primarily illegals to help them out >called immigration on restaurant >restaurant up the road from my house >that's how we met >watch as immigration gets to her work >start hauling out Mexicans >see her getting hauled out >laugh to myself and go inside >smoke a bowl >never see her again.
>start talking to hot chick from HS 15 years later. She now ex stripper, single mom. We chat, start sexting etc. Lives in different state. I go visit. Turns out to be crazy alcoholic loser. Fuck it, have sex anyway may as well get my trips worth. Bring condoms. I keep having to stop the bitch from jumping on my cock with out a condom on. Fuck several times over 3 days, don't nut inside. Raw dog a few times tho and she tried to wrap legs around when cumming, manage to pull out. Last night there she is on top, I putt out and nut all over her ass. Next morning tells me she felt some inside of her cuz I didn't pull out fast enought and that she won't have an a boring if pregnant. Red crazy flags go up I go back home worried. No baby FTW. A fee months later my dumbass goes back again. Same shit. Except this time she gets blackout drunk and violent. Fuckthis.exe I'm out. She wakes up from black out starts tryna fuck me. I just go along with it. She starts telling me to cum in her, I say no. She gets angry and tries to fuck me harder and wrap herself around me. I push her off and go jerky off in bathroom, come back she is out cold. Next day she is taking me to airport and I won't talk to her. Tell her what happened. She apologizes. I go home and tell her she is fucking psyho. Month later she is dating a new guy. He fell for it knocks her up and now she is a single mother of 2 kids from different kids.
This was a long time ago, but real: >Be me, 16yo grill, using yahoo chat to try to hit on men >Become decent at it, treat it like a game >Meet a 41 year old teacher across town, we talk on the phone, have phone sex. Arrange to meet the next day. >i take bus to his house - he's chubby but not gross, great biceps. We talk, have a few beers, and smoke a bowl, then start making out >Give him, a blowjob on the couch, we smoke some more and watch a movie while cuddling and making out some more >Things get heavy again, his underwear comes off, and he stops me, saying "anonette, I didn't think we'd go this far, but I have to be honest." >Tells me he has herpes, explains a lot of stuff, I'm not listening to most of it because i'm a 16 grill and heard "herpes" >Kills the mood, i act nice about it but just want to leave - my bus has stopped running and he says she won't drive at night. i suspect he's a liar but crash on his couch >Wake up at like 4am'ish, still drunk, to him inside me, and I'm not even fully registering what's happening before he's inside of me and he's fucking me >At that point too late, right? He cums inside me, he says he's sorry but was way too horny, she's such a manwhore, etc etc >Smoke bowl, catch bus, worry about herpes for months the end.
>>645977684 not on topic. > drinking with bro and gf > fuck gf > go to get something to drink. > gatoraide outside my door > cant find bro > go outside > he's being chased by a possum > he jukes it and punt the thing down an ally when it runs by him.
Now the story from his perspective.
> get woken up feels like he may puke. > my door is half wide open. > I'm fucking my gf doggy style but way to close to wall so her head is slamming into the wall. > He laughs and goes and gets me a Gatorade. > doesn't want to puke in bathroom he doesn't want us to hear it since my door is ajar. > goes outside to puke behind the trash cans > puke right on a possum > possum is pissed and starts chasing him. > this is where out stories merge.
Sometimes magical things happen when your friends know you're fucking.
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