My girlfriend says she fantasizes about being raped by huge bear

>>645862782
Bulk up you faggot.

start eating stop shaving,

/thread

>>645862782
>op has no gf
>still infuriated
>stay mad

Fat suit rape her. Or man up and eat more

>>645862782
rape dogs faggot

>>645862782
stop being a beta fuck about it and kill yourself

>>645862782
Stop being a little bitch

Get a bear to rape her and make sure it fucks her shit up. Both anally and vagina

>>645863017
this

dress in bear costume, then proceed to rape

>>645862782
Stop being a beta fag and slap her silly.


You fag

>>645862782
sorry you're either born bear or you're not.

Skinny stick fags will never understand what it's like to hold a woman up with one hand and helicopter spin her on our dicks.

Wear stilts then rape

bulk up. it's not like eating cheeseburgers and drinking beer sucks or something.

Rape her, but since you can't go all out berserk on her, you'll have to go psycological on her. Lock the doors, stare her down, and do horror movie shit on her.

>>645862782
>get bear rug
>put it on
>rape?

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>>645862782
Break up with her before she cucks you.
You've been warned.
There's still time.

>>645863017
And make sure it mauls her good, real good. Like facial disfigurement using it's fucking claws good. And it's ok if it eats her a little too.

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Ich have never seen a bear fucking a gril.
request rule 34

>>645862782
The feeling of being 230lb 6ft gym fag whos dating a 17 year old 5ft 118lb. Sex is awesome. She calls me daddy :)

>>645862782

I see your dilemma sir. Here's my advice. Go find a big, burly, hairy guy. Have said guy fuck the shit out of you. No mercy style. Make sure he rips you good. Take what you've learned and fuck your gf. She's got to be talking about your technique.

>>645862782
>watch the VICE report on strongmen
>begin eating loads of fresh spinach, steak, and chicken and fish
>begin lifting industrial sized chunks of stone, concrete, steel beams, tractor tires, and jankey home made steel pipe shoulder rigs to lift multiple stacks of 45 lb lifting plates

>>645862782
Get a new girlfriend.

>>645864146
do guys actually like the bony look? that bikini bridge thing just makes me think she's anorexic

>>645864845
I like thick girls with curves but I also like small girls with the body of a 16 year old.

Meh I'm fucked

>>645862782
- Are you into rape roleplay?
- No.
- Oh, kinky, you've already started ...

>rape her shitter
> make bear noises while cumming inside her
>clean cock with her hair
>tell her if she wants more she only has to ask

>>645865996
10/10 post

>>645863520
Listen to Anon here OP
If she has no regards saying this straigh to your face, it means she views you so meagerly she will have no squabbles lying and cuckolding you 4 the rest of your lyfe.

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>>645862782
it sounds pretty clear that the solution to your problem is to hit the gym and rape your girlfriend

>>645864845
can get anorexic feel, and not everyone can pull it off, but I do like it on some girls. I am a big man, not hairy but bear-ish size and its an amazing feel to have your way with a girl that is much smaller than you, rather sadistic probably but some girls get wet as hell from being treated rough by a man twice her size. I can get a bit sadistic though so I must contain myself

>>645863520

I asked her what her fantasies were and she told me the truth.. guess I brought it on myself.

>>645862782
rape her you fucking idiot

>>645868138
BULK UP FAGGOT

>>645868138
Can i rape your girlfriend? I'll do it even for free

>>645862782
cmon dude, you're already fairly tall. just bulk the fuck up and start fucking her rougher.

>>645862782
have you considered working out OP

>>645862782

bulk up or get a new girlfriend because she is going to dump your ass

>>645862782
Hit the gym
Hit the weights
Hit the GOMAD program (Gallon of Milk a Day)
Hit the girlfriend

What the fuck do you need /b/ for, just do it. Quit being suck a candy-ass.

>>645868730
I've had trouble gaining weight my entire life. I'm 21 and only 143 pounds. I want to gain weight and bulk up but its harder than it sounds. And she says she still loves me but thats just her fantasy and she cant help that

>>645869209
Eat a minimum of three times a day and eat until you are actually full. Add in some popcorn, peanuts or even peanut butter/nutella between meals.
Lifting should help you work up an appetite.
Do this routinely for at least a month.
If you still don't gain any weight whatsoever, you're allowed to complain.

>>645862782
Bear?

Call Jorah Mormont

>>645869620
>>645869209
also, eat before you go to sleep. this is usually not recommended for regular people because it makes you fat. but for people trying to bulk up and are naturally skinny this is absolutely crucial to maintain the calories you are putting in your body

>>645869209
Drink gainer with your breakfast and between meals. It's for pussies who can't eat real food, but at least it'll put some calories in you.

Literally every faggot who keeps whining about "not gaining enough weight" eat like once or twice a day and barely get enough calories to match their pathetic, motionless lifestyle.

>"Hurr durr, I'm 19/20/21/22 and I can't gain weight."
>"Do you lift?"
>"No.."
>"Do you eat enough?"
>"No.."

>Kill yourself.

>>645862782
>OP is jealous that his "girlfriend" stole his idea and now doesn't know how to approach the subject that he is the one who wants his ass pounded by a real man.
>Why not find someone like that who you'd both be able to blow, together? It's what you really want, anyway.

>>645869209
If you have enough money just buy a weight gainer and drink it like it's water. You'll gain.

>>645869209
Eat lots of pasta and meats, start training, I went from 49kg to 60kg (101lbs to 132lbs) in around a year, if you drink weight gainers and such you'll put it on faster but probaly have a higher bf% at the end of it, which can be worked off

>>645867446
holy fuck who is this i cant remember

>>645862782
You are being manipulated. Perhaps not consciously but your girlfriend wants you insecure so you'll be easier to steer/control.

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>>645864146

>>645872248
wisest words in this thread. OP, you need to wage war with her, start pointing at girls that are hotter than her and name some feature in those women you like (obviously features your girlfriend doesn't have)

>>645869209
holy fuck calm down, its just a fantasy. both of you will have dozens of sexual fantasies in your lifetime, which obviously cant all be fullfilled by one partner. dealing with it deepens your relationship, panicking like hell just shows immaturity

rape her

>>645873123
also, roleplays help. imagine you tell your gf how much you like loli. now whats hotter, she playing loli for you or she bragging about your fantasies on anonymous imageboards

>>645873003
I would do that but literally everything about her is perfect to me.. I could say I love fat girls but that would just be weird.. I guess i could go with the race thing and say I love black or asian women..

It's Simpler than all of the other POSTS

Baseball Bat Fuck her with that when she's bleeding everywhere say this is what you really wanted and Roar like a BEAR!!!!

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You'll never be alpha.
Just take your frustrations out on society like the rest of us.

>>645862782
Steroids
Also why are you not at the gym?

>>645862782
>same physique as OP
>5'7 on a good day
Kill me.

>>645862782
I think you need to man the fuck up and learn that your partner is going to have sexual fantasies which cannot be filled by you alone, they're only human and I bet you have fantasies on the same lines. And that's perfectly ok. It's a natural thing to do and it's also an amazing opportunity to explore your own kinks and fantasies further. Never be afraid to try anything once and don't give a shit what others think.

>>645862782
stop being skinny, grow a beard, forecfully fuck her face.

>>645862782

Hey, I'm a huge bear like man..

I usually sleep with other guys girlfiriends and make skinny dudes cuck.

Just give me her mail adress.

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>>645862782

Normie here.

Get her in a conversation about sexual fantasies.

Tell her that your hugest fantasy is having sex with 2 busty blond girls or any girl type that she isn't.

Tell her that both of them do that thing that she would never do in bed (but that isn't retarded)

This is extra efficient if you manage to pretty much describe one of her rivals or not-so-friends (who are females)

Bring this up from time to time in different ways, but never going all out after the first time you told her unless you are again talking about sexual fantasies.

/thread

>>645874607
Fuck off just because im a little insecure doesnt mean im a fucking cuck.

>>645874758
This is perfect.

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>>645862782

>>645874758

>gf tells her fantasy
>bf is insecure beta male neckbeard
>has to make up stories to make her feel bad instead of just laughing about it

Yeah, you are a stud.

>>645874858

Hahaha.

You know that deep inside you man my big manly cock inside her sweet little tushie.

You want me to please her like you never could.

>>645875173

>not knowing how girls think

Your insecure robotism is showing, anon.

A smart man doesn't go for straight confrontation for the sake of confrontation, he uses the tools he has to make the most profit of the situation and manipulate the outcomes.

>>645875173
Im actually not bad looking. Ill post a pic if you want. I just have jealousy issues

>>645862782
donkey punch her and dry fuck her ass.

>>645862782
>I want to be raped by a man other than you
Sounds like a loyal girl op, have fun.

>>645862933
kek, dubs confirm

>>645862782
tell her you have a fantasy of fucking someone with a better body and not such a bitch, but we get what we get.

>>645862782
Op is a faggot, he will never have a girlfriend lmao

>>645862782
cosplay yourself in what she want and surprise her. Also speak with her and maybe you understand your mutual felling

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>>645862782

hahaha like wtf just leave her she's fucked in the head and she'll cheat hahaha wtf just leave hahaha

>>645876460
DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THIS!!!

ALWAYS!!!

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>>645872500

>>645862782
eating ?

>>645875173

waging pysch warfare on women is a ton of fun, white knight cuckold.

>>645875484

>A smart man doesn't go for straight confrontation for the sake of confrontation

A smart man doen't go on "confrontation" because his lady's fantasies..


>>645875543

Alpha is about being secure. Girl already have pussies, they dont want a pussy as boyfriend.


>>645877231

>white knight

I don't think you understand what this words mean..

I just think you guys are fucking insecure.

>>645862782
stop feeling insecure.
you're not the mountain, and neither she's lena headey.

>>645868375
this

>>645863266
He said Bear not Whale.

>>645862782
>>645862782

tie her up and fuck her brains out. retard

>>645862782
Damn op, she has some intense incest desire involving her dad.

What about you tell us more about her?

Im gonna give you answers. Im gonna tell you what you have to do.

>>645864845
It just means she has self control you fat ass binge eating faggot. You wouldn't be abl to get a girl with a flat stomach anyways, so just stick to the fatties.

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>>645862782

>>645875456
wat

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>>645879281

>>645870168
Don't eat before you sleep. Don't listen to this faggot. If anything, have a protein shake before bedtime. At least that will be clean.

>>645878918
what makes you say that about her dad?

>>645862782
sounds like a keeper lol

>>645879457
You faggots could never provide her with the feeling of safety he gives her

>>645862782
You work out like a motherfucker and then you fulfill her fantasies

>>645862782
bulk up bro. then one day just throw her on the bed, i'm not saying you actually rape her, but she'll be into if she hasn't cheated on you by then.

>>645864845
#bikinibridge was a prank a while ago to get all the fatasses who didnt have a "Bikini Bridge" on tumblr to kill themselves

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>>645880163

>>645864845
that's gravity pushing her stomach and shit down. if she were standing up and looked down, there wouldn't be a bikini bridge.

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>>645879457
>ugh. Look what that massive man did to me op

>>645862782

Show her that a skinny man could rape her just as cruelly.

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>>645880764

>>645876873

You're such a goddamned nigger.

>>645862782
Rape her yourself. Cover her mouth, throw her on the bed rip her clothes off and just go at it. Hold her down.

>>645862782
Leave her and date a girl who isn't trying to change you, fucking insecure faggot

>>645879581
Well, who is the bear man for a little daddy's girl?

Try picturing her at 4 years old, and his far taller, stronger and bigger daddy who loves her and protect her.

Search about the Elektra complex if you want to look more into it.

Fetiches have their own simbolic structure op. Its not random she wants that.

Help me give you a more detailed answer.

How is she?