>at least all the niggers are dead

so fucking true bro... at least all the fucking niggers and filthy muslim towel head cunts are dead.

Well shit

"Did I leave the oven on?"

at least I don't have to carry this shit any more

"Houston we've had a problem"

>>614173762

>inb4 404

Freedom at least!

that'll keep her mouth shut

>>614173762
allahu akbar!!!!

>>614174100
kek

>>614174057
Back in the kitchen faggot

Whoa.

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"Fucking Baltimore riots"

I hope to god I remembered to pack booze.

>>614173762

Time to perfect hands free fapping in space.

>muh plahnut ded hurrhurrdurr

>>614174416
Wut

>>614173762
Finnally i can masturbate without being caught

"Well fuck."

>>614173762
"Fucking hell, even in zero gravity these are heavy"

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let the earth quaaaaaaaaaake

>>614173762
Sheeeeiiit... he just got a 360 noscope

>>614173762
I really love you, Luiza.
In hope she will hear before she dies (as you can see there are portions of the planet that are still intact, until the shock wave destroys the planet.
Then suicide.

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>>614173762
Fuck.

>>614174799
Fucking spic

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You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

>>614173762
i'd just start off by saying

"Weeleleleelel, well its the big show!!, yeah its going to be a big bad show tonight yall!, yeah its the big show, come on turn off all the lights now yall, yeah, yeah its the big showwowowow, welll get ready for somethin' that you'll never nowowowow, you wont see it comin and i promise you'll know YEAH ITS THE BIGG SHOOWWWWW".

>>614173762

>jet fuel can't melt steel beams

wow cool

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>>614174938
pathetic faggot.

>>614173762
Oh, Fuck. I missed that. I wish I could be there. I hate this job.

well, fuck

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My weed!!!

>>614173762
I wonder how long I can fap before freezing to death...

>>614173762
Hitler did nothing wrong

Lol.

ALAHU ACKBAR

>>614173762
heh, take that tiffanny, you bitch

>>614174538
there is gravity on moon.

>>614173762
And I just finished paying off my mortgage!

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>>614173762
pic related

>>614175148
source?

>NIGGERS

>>614173762
"Welp at least there will be no more ylyl banana threads"

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>>614173762

>That doesn't make any sense

That would actually be my first thought... there is nothing in the known universe (that we know of) that would go strait thru a planet like that. Also, space is a vacuum, so why is there a firey nuke thing 1/4 the size of earth there? Nothing in this picture makes sense from a scientific point of view.

>>614173762
and nothing of value was lost

>>614176351
Oxygen would be thrown out of the atmosphere so a fiery explosion would be possible until all oxygen had dispersed

>>614176351
>Nothing in this picture makes sense from a scientific point of view.
stfu retarded

>>614176765
oxygen can't burn in space because space is fireproof.

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>>614176351
>strait
>thru
>firey
>from a scientific point of view
Nigger, you shouldn't be talking about science if you can't spell simple English words correctly.

dude, where did you get this acid?

Not again

>>614175148
>>614176302
Thats The Italian Job right?

The old one, not the Mark Wahlberg one

kurwa

>>614177581
Yea the one with Steven Spielberg

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>>614173762

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>>614177506
what good is a beer if you cant drink it

>>614177506
how does he drink the beer?

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>>614177815

>>614177055

English is my third language.

>français
>Deutsch
>English

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>>614173762
Its fap time !!

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>>614174376
I'm never going to get shitfaced on the moon.

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>>614173762
"Well shit, now who will stop the patriarchy?"

Heh, no more credit debt.

>>614173762
honestly thats probably what i'd say, because I deal with tragedy with humor. That and I wouldt have to worry about being PC

>>614173762
''Oh... Kek''

>>614178116
kek

KURWA!

At least my hard drives are destroyed

well at least i'm not a nigger

>>614173762
GG.

>>614178257
>not even mentioning the fucking helmet

>>614177815
He's clearly just admiring it faggot.

"TOPKEK"

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>>614178409

All dem fine booties gone...

Finaly i have a little peace, since i killed all the jews everybody bothered me.

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>>614173762
I would take a selfie with that on the background and attempt to post on facebook
>tfw no facebook

I win, World

THANK YOU BASED GOD

>>614173762
Fugg :DDDDD

>>614173762
i have the biggest dick in the wold

>>614173762
> I can't fap to this.

"I win, crackers"

>I'm a nigger

>>614173762
NOOO, I FORGOT MY PORN!

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>>614179189

>>614178999
chek'd

>>614178615
>nobody would be able to hear it

Thank god i brought my 10 tb of cp with me

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kanker zooi

Fucking 720 corkscrew backflip noscoped faggot

>>614176351
Any object moving at sufficient velocity could do that to the earth. The glow isn't "Fire" as you would know it, but rock and metal that has been heated by the energy of the impact to incandescence. Of course it would only look like that for a tiny fraction of a second before the holed planet would explode apart like a bullet passing through an orange.

>>614173762


What sort of projectile would go through the earth like that?

From the picture the blazing projectile seems to be at east 2,000 km in diameter, but the entry wound is about a tenth of this size, so whatever it is is highly magnetic and is taking a chunk of earth core with it, the atmospheric displacement of about 30,000 km on the exit wound further sediments the case for a highly magnetic kinectic projectile travelling at relativistic speeds.

Is this shit supposed to be a neutron star impact? If yes then it's fucked up as gravitational effects would destroy everything long before the earth could be struck by it, and if it isn't then it's hard to imagine what kind of shit other than a supernova explosion could accelerate a 200 km wide chunk of highly magnetic material at relativistic speeds.

>>614174269
id say white is the new black in USA .. cuz white people cant wear those shirts without getting killed

Fucking hell Tom you weren't shitting me when you said these acid tabs were the shit. Tom?

>>614177815
>>614177867

You are now posting on
>/b/
Please make sure your IQ is below
>HURR DURR

>>614173762
About goddamn time.

>>614173762
ayy lmao

>>614176121
No shit... what's an item that weighs more on the moon than it weighs on earth?

>>614179711
Exit wounds are almost always larger than entry wounds, no matter what the object. The small, fast moving projectile is taking a large chunk of the earth with it, you don't need gravity or magnetics to do that, it just happens with impacts.

"I bet the jews did this"

>>614177268
kek

>>614177045
Oxigen can't burn because oxigen is fireproof.

>>614180038
What? Are you retarded?

The moon's gravity is about one sixth as strong as the earth's, everything weighs less there.

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>>614179774
Yup...

>>614174057
Underrated

>>614173762
Jet fuel can't melt Steel beams

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>>614173762
LOL, rekt nigghaz

>"Gay."

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>>614173762
this shit was on 9gag gtfo

... maybe it's not as bad as it looks....

>>614173762
Mmmmmmmulti killlllll!!!!

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>>614181592
then you were on 9gag... gtfo!

>>614181592
How do you know faggot?

>>614178224
This can't be true. Poland cannot into space.

>>614173762
i knew i should have brought dog :(

>Earth is kill
>no

>>614173762
America wasn't able to save the world this time. This is a happy ending.

>implying any of you wouldn't start crying and screaming because all your friends and family are dead. The only humans left is the space team that you're with.

>>614173762
>"MY WAIFU! NOOOOOOO"

>>614180038
Nigga you high or something

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>>614181910
I was hired by 4chan to monitor for faggots. They've been a real problem lately.

>>614173762
brutal dildo

>>614176351
it could easily be an alien redneck shooting at space deer.

>>614177055
Oh, you're THAT guy

>>614179774
Yes they can. In other news, blacks can't walk around at night without getting shot or beat up by copa

>>614173762
>FUCK!!!

Then I would collapse to my knees and have a panic attack because of my knowledge that I am the last human and will be dead soon.

>>614174210
Underrated post

>>614181910
he's telling the truth, I hired him.
>>614182403
good job, bro. keep it up and pretty soon you'll be runnin' the place.