NZ thread post comfly edition

>>614135981
who FAPPING here?

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>>614136088
Im /sleeping/ instead.

>>614135981
Since this is a comfy thread, can we cuddle?

Also, Hi Friendz <3

someone in chch some and smd

>>614136229
depends are you qt?

just got off work

hospo bros feel me

>>614136171
i'll cuddle with you :3

but on one condition, you aren't chinese and trying to buy a house in auckland >:3

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This shits getting annoying...

>>614136229
Even a dude?

>>614136317
Naw im qt white boy :3

>>614136326
It just makes me with I could afford more steak.

>>614136088
Iwanna fap but gf next to me and not sure if she's fully asleep yet. Man these captchas asking me to point out sandwiches and giving me burgers wtf

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brb resetting IP

>>614136406
ok just dont put your hand in my pockets, im saving my spagetti for someone else :3

>>614136486
Why can't you fap if your gf is next to you? Makes no sense to me, hasn't she seen your dick already?

>>614136293
I feel you bro. Left the game, high stress low $$$

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>>614136499
Gone but not forgotten.

>>614136486
>americans cant tell the difference between burgers and samwiches

>>614136565
i wanna suck on those noodles tho :^}

>>614136345
...possibly.

>>614136628
eh im only 19 .. just gonna chef for a bit til i find a interest and maybe go to uni

what are you into now ?

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>>614136619
>>614136486

>>614136486
Fuck this pisses me off. A burger isn't a fucking sandwich. Otherwise it wouldn't even be called a burger, you fucking retards

>>614136719
You didnt tell me whether you're cute or not :/

>>614136619
Yeah its just weird. She hasn't caught me fapping yet, been two years. Well she probably has but hasn't said anythin. I could probably just try sexing her but sometimes you just wanna fap ay

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>>614135981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqxmfmp6gU

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Bump.

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>>614136933
bump this

Wait so do all guys in relationships fap and just tell their partners that they dont do that stuff

>>614136990
i dont get it either but then i dont get it, fullstop. :(

>>614136871
If it's two years into the relationship you should have no problem shitting in front of each other, let alone wanking. Sounds like you two are distant.

>>614136815
Apparently I'm very attractive. Mild stubble, masculine etc. Definitely not sissy material

>>614136720
Yeah do it bro, great experience and you'll be a chef til death. Started a building apprenticeship, the great outdoors. You in akl?

>>614136163
This flag

>>614137141
I shit in front of my wife on our first date, that's how I knew it was love.

>>614136261
Wellybro here too.

THERE'S A GAD DAMN FLY IN MY ROOM

>>614137159
nah, hamilton i want to move to a beach tho and just downgrade my job. working pretty hard atm for average pay

https://youtu.be/ZGclSNXfZo8

>>614137245
ex wellybro here, in palmy at the moment. i miss the wind in wellington. too fucking hot up here, I wanna go back to walking in the wind, something about feels soo right.

>>614137151
Nice, i just need someone who doesn't make me nervous. Personally into guys around 23ish

>>614137245
Also here

>>614137141
I don't wank much, it'd just be weird for her to see me fapping over porn when she's right next to me for sexing whenever

Any girls on right now Ive got a question do you prefer to be called femanons or something else?

>>614136986
I would. 8=D

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>>614137231
This flag

>>614137465
They like "anon", no girls on internet new friend

>>614136990
Nah she knows I do it just hasn't actually caught me fapping over some other womenz

>>614137486
We can take turns bumping it ;)

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*posts comfyly*

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still taking shots before 12 bros ww@?

>>614137340
Shit pay all across the board ay. Last sous chef was only getting 22/h which is bullshit for how much work he put in

>>614137465
>>614137563
I doubt any girls post here anyways.

>>614137650
>ignores my requests for cuddles

>>614137570
Just be like babe im Horny help me and if she is like wtf no then be like aight im fapping then whip ya dick out and tug on that sucker

>>614137739
I am actual grill

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>>614137762
*accepts your request to cuddle*

>>614137465
We prefer the terms "bit of gash" singular and "gash" plural.

>>614137850
Why are you on here? What draws you in?

>>614137850
prove it, if ginger why u no give me kik

>>614137859
Yaaay snuggles :333

>>614137727
that sounds rough, 22/h isnt bad though i certainly wouldnt mind it haha im saving quite a bit each week rent pretty cheap just wanna move to a beach town take up surfing know what i mean

>>614137901
I have no life basically and I like the stories? Sometimes a bit of porn? Everything else is shit and I hide it

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>tfw no matter how drunk i got i have never vomited and always passed out before doing so

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>>614137608

>>614137850
How would u feel if u woke up and your boyfriend was fapping over someone else

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>>614138131
DO YOU HIDE THE KPOPS?

>>614137850
how often do grillz masturbate?
is it as much as guys or is it just an urban myth?

>>614138177
oh lawd mah dick

>>614137850
>i am actually whale

>>614138131
why are vaginas so icky and scary, I cant imagine putting my peen in one

>>614138131
What kind of porn?

>>614138169
Lucky you

>>614138205
welp, if it was a girl he knew id obvs be pissed but because its someone he would never see its just whatever you know?
>>614138231
Kpop is kill
>>614138249
Whenever I see something that puts me in the mood id do it, every couple days usually

Anyone here going to vic uni?

>just submitted my shitty attempt at computing assement

>>614138425
Pizza if it comes up but usually just fur and scat

>>614138580
kek

>>614138555
Yep. Nice trips.

>>614138368
Haha kill yourself fgt
>>614138369
They are actually really gross, im sorry I cant help you
>>614138425
I enjoy a bit of girl on girl it gets me going

>>614138704
pic? i dont even care for tits, just pic

>>614138072
Yeah word bro that's the one. It's a good wage but that cunt did way too much for that business, it didn't seem fair

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>>614135981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqxmfmp6gU

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>tfw most cutest poster in this thread

Maybe it's the faggot in me. But I live cumshots. Not facials. Over ass or tits

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>tfw also first coolest

>>614138661
Seems to be the only thing going for me tonight

>>614138818
Stop asking for this noones ever going to do it you desperate fuck.

>>614138824
yeah i know a fair share of head/sous not on a good enough wage for their work and effort

oh well happens everywhere

>>614138841
Nice.

>>614138844
Im sry love but im winning by default :P

>>614138903
you can have this

>>614138818
You want like a wrist or something? Dont really have pictures of myself

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>>614138894
Its like Im the only person in the world who hates the sight of others mens cum. I can do enough of that on my own. Its the sexing part Im watching for.

>>614139030
I'll give you half.

>>614138969
Tough day?

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>posted in three threads tonight just for the chance at getting the 444444 get
seems like a long way to go tho :/

>>614138973
Wot, im literally gay as fuck, just want some proof

>>614138072
do surfer towns exist here? seems more like an aussie thing. im not the person you were talking hospo with btw just interested

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>>614138704
Cool, I'll just post some random webms.

>>614135981
STRAAAAAYYYYAAA FUCK YEAAAAH!!!
Just popped in to take a shit bros no worries hey
STRAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!

If you've been in these threads more than a handful of times you should know girls post by now. If not, you've got the worst timing ever.

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>>614139030
>Im sry love but im winning by default :P
have we had this talk before?

>>614139078
have you seen mine?

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>>614139199
No idea what this is gonna be.

>>614139307
Someone post spaghetti.

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>>614139381
Once again completely random.

>>614139072
only if you are or ever have been a cutter

I got my flu shot today, completely forgot and now got high. Is that gonna fuck up the flu shot?

>>614139147
sad anon is sad

>>614137384
thefuckamiwatching.exe

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>tfw always used get drunk on kidols' birthdays and do cum tributes and upload it to /r9k/

those days are over now, plus it's so hard to ejaculate while drunk

>>614139524
Yes, the antibodies will get faded and forget where to go. You'll have to get another.

>>614139524
You know what a flu shot is, right? I highly doubt the weed's gonna fuck with i

>>614139578
What's going on for you?

>>614139523
Have never cut myself, sorry to disappoint

>>614139593
dumbcunt's attempt at humour.

>>614139524
Yeah you're fucked g

>>614139524
what did you get high on? weed you'll be fine

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>>614139507

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https://youtu.be/ZGclSNXfZo8

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>>614139381
that's attractive af

>>614139857
It's not funny mate.

>>614139709
Got nailpolish on or something girl? Tak a pic of that.

>>614139165
yes, north island raglan, whitianga, whangamata, mt mounganui (maybe) few others but they wouldn't have much job during winter for hospo most people go from 45-55 hours to 30-40 if lucky etc

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>>614139836
I'm hoping I land on something weird eventually.

>>614139342
Nah I looked away....
Soz

>>614140056
or nothing if ur where i am. just live simple n hope for the best
cant afford whiskey

Eat more space cake
y/n

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>>614139987
I have ugly hands so I apologise in advance

>>614140112
damn it woman you are going to get hypothermia staying wet like that

>>614140112
this triggers me

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This thread's still going? Impressive. Nelsonfag reporting

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>>614140112
Thats not how you read a book.

>>614139147
Had to do my comp assment all today. Been sick for half a week so i dont know how half it works, and the documentation to work with is horrible.

I just want to be doing my assment on building a robot these days.

>>614140202
show d, y

>>614140112
Congrats this one is a tad strange

Palmy reporting in

ANd now Im leaving

>>614139987
Leave her alone man I'm considering screening your comments for the next cringe thread

>>614140303
No Matt that's gay, check your privilege.
#strongindependantmale
#meninism

>>614140197
where are you? lol

>>614139640
She it get em to sober up

>>614140255
What's there to do in Nelson? I always see cheap grabaseats to there.

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>>614140216
you should've thrown up a gang sign...

>>614140255
third one, my man

keep it comfy by posting those pillows tho

>>614139661
For influenza yeah, but I ain't no doc and high asf Sox bby

>>614140413
not matt, dis b Josh. whos Matt? is he cute?

>>614140216
eyy bby u want sum fuck?

>>614139727
Fuck g actual

>>614140112
1/10 made me itchy.

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>>614140462
does this count?~

>>614139747
Yeah bro got some weak shitty bush weed

>>614139857
this is stupid.

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>50 mins in, halfway to bump limit
epik

>>614140525
Should be fine man

>>614140542
Well that was my second guess and I dunno, depends on your type

>>614140562
Str8 up g, rewa hard

>>614140462
Well fuck, the regret is real
>>614140549
No bby I get enough

>>614139030
Why would you win by default?

>>614140525
Fuark thanks bro, helps me out for the night tu meke my bro

i have a special message for you guys :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU

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obligatory

>>614140716
ohh Matt i see now, shes pretty sexy ;)

You guys ever had a physical exam? I thought I'd be the type to be nervous about being naked but I just don't care.

>>614140369
it wasnt that anon who asked if she was a cutter that was me, i like crazy chicks. dgaf about nail polish or hands or if i end up on more cringe threads

>>614140787
ohh ok, i respect your decision to say no

>>614140792
coz you/he hasn't shared selfie with group :>

>>614140692
who let you out of /kpg/

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we vocaroo'ing again?

let me lay some sweet Lim Kim on you'll

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GWlOSUMAP5

>>614140859
Nah ex flatmate man

>>614140787
haha fat girl on /b/ wants us to think she a playa

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>>614140946
/b/ just got polite. time for bed

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>>614141205
gn~

Are there any good NZ youtubers?

>>614141044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Trt1kD2AjJ

>>614141129
i know the one :P talk on steam all the time

>>614140797
All good dox

>>614141247
haha no

>>614141205
gnite bb <3

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>>614141263
WHY'RE YOU WHISPERIN'

>>614141247
jono and ben at 10. and thats it

>>614141273
ah right

>>614141149
Haha kill yourself

How many girls left? Why are you still awake?

>>614141402
i dont wanna wake anybody :(

>>614141463
be nice, this is a warm and friendly area of /b/

>>614141581
Talking to bae

>>614141263
Liking the accent

>>614141463
ohh the stinging wit, dont worry i wont ask for a picture of your fat saggy tits

>>614141678
You have a bf AND you post on 4chan??

>>614141701
oh my :3

>>614141761
Yes sir

>>614141761
My gf also posts, she's writing down recipes at the moment.

>>614141891
What's he like? Does he know you post?

>>614141748
take you grievances elsewhere, OP has asked for a comfly thread, so be nice :3

>>614141463
>>614141748
yeah be nice, or ill come over there and cuddle the shit out of you :3

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>>614141980
>comfly
just realised how lewd that sounds

i was meant to type comfyly :/

>>614141959
He's pretty chill, and he knows I use 4chan

>>614142077
I am ok with cuddles

>>614142126
THE EVIL LORD LEWD

>>614142126
is ok, ill forgive you c:

im going to bed and cuddle my self to sleep have fun posting a memeing guys :3

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I hate wind.

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>>614142444
gn~

>>614142464
i can be your sheild against the wind :3

>>614142077
ill be contacting the GCSB and alerting them to this rape threat against me
>no means no anon

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>>614142464
i still haven't taken a shower yet

it's gonna be so cold when i get out ;_;

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>>614142444
gnite trips :D sleep well

Ima follow your lead, gnite friendz <3

love you all x0x

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>>614140453
Out of all the roads I've driven the Whangamoa hills are great! Would keep most people satisfied for 20 minutes or so. There's a few great places here to see like Kaiteriteri. We're working on having our own motorsport park though it would seem it's still 5 years away form having anything good going on. Nelson's fairly small(around 70,000 people) so there's just the usual overpriced movie theatre, hydroslide and bumper boats, go karts, speed boat ferry over to Mot. I guess Nelson's just great for the outdoor stuff because we get the most sunshine hours in the country.

We vocaroo now?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S1ePyxeWuU

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>>614142624
gn~

>>614142540
Well played!

>>614142464
Welly?

>>614142669
HI, Phillip!

Me and Gf are going to NZ for two weeks. Recommendation for shit to do/place to fuck outside?

>>614142520
Better be a fuckin rock son coz its a blowin.
>>614142579
Its always cold now ;_;
>>614142692
More or less.

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>>614142851
you can drop her off at my place :3

Does anybody have any Welly nudes perchance?

>>614142806
Hey, I'm not really Philip though. It was simply a cunning ruse.

>>614142251
Does he post in nz threads too?

>>614143027
He does not live here nor does he use 4chan :/

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>>614143106
who's his waifu?

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>tfw want to be with a guy but he's in a long distance relationship

>>614142851
chch botanic gardens at night let me know when id like to voyeur but ill come blackface so your gf wont notice me

>>614136229
whereabouts?

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>>614143221
sabotage the relationship

>>614143221
Why can't you be the slut that breaks them up and proves that ldrs never work?

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>tfw have to wake up in approx 8 hrs with a hangover and a raging... headache... and a boner

>>614143317
>>614143324
I'm trying my fucking hardest.

>>614143221
Are you a girl?

>>614143448
No Class till 3 :3

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>>614143317
>>614143324
Got any top-tips?

>>614143493
yup

>>614143257
Maybe.

>>614142939
Naw nigga, she wants a view while getting railed

>>614143448
Why are hangover wanks so good?

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>>614143556
you just gotta be based

>>614143621
oh my, i have to give this a try

kinda late for this but : thread musics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo

>>614143324
4.5 year LDRfag here, don't be so jelly

>>614143719
more of her please...nice boobs

Is it possible to immagrate NZ and find a job ?
I always admired the NZ culture and also AUS.
I want to escape from my shitty country.
What should I do, what are required for immigrating

>20 y/o M

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>>614143719
the perfect ratio

>>614141247
mememaster420

>>614143719
they must be hell on her back

>>614143198
He said I am? wtf is a waifu

>>614143723
>Not based Dave
>>614143834
Depends is your shitty country white?

>>614143556
Start a conversation with him, get down on your knees as you continue to talk, undo his pants just keep talking as if nothing is happening. Take out his dick, start sucking, either he gets into it or the guilt and shame of being a rape victim will drive wedge in his relationship. If the former you're home free, if the latter you just have to destroy his self esteem enough that he thinks he doesn't deserve a healthy relationship.

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>>614143715
I am based. But he's put her on a pedastool. She's french too so I think I'm boned.

>>614143719
Excellent ;-)

>>614143907
>Never obsolete

>>614143597
chch fag here, come on mayne. you know you want to be admired while pounding your grill. is she hot? be alpha as fuck just saying

>>614143734
They would be there if they really cared.

>>614143896
Turkey but yeah i'm a very white person like a Greek you might say. Also hate islam

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>>614143877
What are you, 12?
>#afagalready

Also this is the onlyone I have of this chick to my knowledge. No idea who she is.

>>614143734
how do you not worry about cheating?

>>614144081
Thanks for Gallipoli.

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>>614143899
We're already having sex. Long story short I got drunk one night and txtd him.
>He tells me about his relationship
>I say "Hey man wanna get some practice in before you go?"
>He's keen
>seal the deal at his work, take his V plates. Almost get caught by a security guard
>text all the time
>had mind blowing sex last night
>still hung up on French gf
>He's going to France in 2 months
>mfw times ticking fast

>>614144164
Hahah good point. What do you think about The Water Diviner ?

Someone post an entertaining request.

>>614144081
>Also hate islam
welcome aboard!
>>614144103
you try carrying around 5 kg on your chest all day every day, see how well your back holds up

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>>614143734
I'm happy for you anon

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>>614143886
a literal goddess that you never post and keep secret from all your guy friends

>>614143907
flaunt your hairless armpits arounnd him

>>614144251
The only Russell Crowe performances I've liked were in LA Confidential and Romper Stomper.

>>614144418
I posted mine...... does that mean Im doin it wrong.

>>614143994
Working on it. It's my end that's slowing shit down, but nearly there.
>>614144146
Because I'm not paranoid, and we're both introverted as fuck. She gets out of the house as much as I do.

Also proposing here shortly. End of LDR follows shortly after

>>614144411
How'd you know I'm in Florida?

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>>614144327
SOME.
ONE.
PLS.
KILL.
ME.

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>>614144565
I'm psychic

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>>614144356
I'd be fine. It's called being fit. Ask any chick with tits who exercises frequently and ask her if she has back problems. More will say no than yes. It's just like heavy lifting. If you do it right and keep up with it you will never sustain injury. It's usually fat tit slobs who bitch about back pain.

>>614144575
But then the thread wouldn't reach image cap solely from asianposts. Guessing you figured this is Varg though.

>>614144171
pick up the crumbs when he gets back. hope hes just using you.

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>>614144479
Gladiator?

>>614143978
Depends on your taste. I like big T&A, so yes.

And I dunno how much time we'll be on the south Island. I'm flying into Auckland (she's already there for some research thing), and we're doing the North Island first.

Also my phone capitalizes weirdly.

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>>614144356
Wow great. But in my Turkish citizenship ID
>This
Hope it could not be a problem for immigrating

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>>614144646
Fuck, well at least I got another set of V plates then. I might tell him straight up that I can't fuck him anymore, as much as I want too.
>I'm so fucking beta

>>614144751
Haven't seen it.

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>>614144575
>tfw always get KISS auto corrected to KILL :/

>>614144644
it's too cold to get naked, she might catch a cold

>>614144508
proposing here as in on /b/
>how romantic

>>614144903
inb4 subliminal depression. Also it's hot as fuck here, she can get n00d as fuck

>>614144931
Wrong phrasing.

But imagine the level of autism in a /b/ hosted wedding.

>>614144327
What kind of requests?

>>614145114
;)

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What do you all think about Russel Crowe's first made movie The Water Diviner ?

>>614145114
sharpie in poooper

>>614145242
How about bong in pooper?

>>614144327
shoe placed on top of womb and shoelaces inside ass and vagina connecting the two

>>614145185
The trailer looked like your standard awards bait crap.

>>614145185
Its just Russel Brand letting his white guilt flow.

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>tfw you enjoy the company of many girls but prefer the presence of a goddess

>>614145372
Crowe.... FUcks sake.

>>614145310
No womb, had cancer :/

>>614144791
come on guy, come to chch
>it should go without saying i like girls with big T&A

>>614145479
No, that sounds about right

>>614145496
Woah srs?

>>614145479
You actually think Russell Crowe has white guilt?

>>614144838
probably, everyone here is jumping in on the terrorism bandwagon even though there is basically no threat whatsoever

>>614145542
Lol nope

I'm gonna go watch my torrent of It Follows with hardcoded Korean subs.

>>614144846
yeah you sound beta. maybe you should find an actual man not some pussy who wants to chase stupid french cunt around europe

>>614145577
Yes. Yes I do. But he himself said hes Australian so he can go blow a kangaroo for all I care.

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>>614145759
I bet it smells like mans armpit.

>>614145185
Is he a kiwi or an aussie?

>>614144902
its a classic, Joaquim (however you spell it) Phoenix steals the show though

>>614145514
I'm an Amerifag so just checking - chch is Christchurch right?

The problem here is you'll see my hairy ass.

If I decide to do it anon, I'm in NZ from the 17th to the 1st.

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i keep it 300

PEACE i'm OUT

like the romans

>>614145864
Kiwi born but thats all he has in relation to us. Mans a cunt through and through.

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>>614145759
Thats actually really helpful, thanks man.

>>614145004
ill b-be y-your b-b-best m-man, /b/rother
>tips fedora

>>614145287
this a thousand times over

>>614145428
if she worked at a massage parlour id give a 140 bucks for it

>>614145287
no bong :(

>>614146257
Then finger?

>>614146029
goodnight idbro

>>614146362
uh I'm not ID bro

>>614146473
sorry I was meant to reply to:
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