Anyone else getting put through the ringer on tinder??
Im not an ugly mother fucker.
Im not a push over pussy son of a bitch.
Im not getting laid.
This sucks /b/rahs
any from an all-girl Catholic school
idk, i'm just me~
If you can wait 5 minutes I will when I take it out, In the meantime here's the butter.
I AM CRAVING SWEET POTATO NOW
drinking every other day bros [email protected]?
is anybody on lsd?
is this cool?
if anybody's on lsd, tell me if this looks cool
if you're on lsd and this looks cool, raise your hand
>tfw you have really high standards when it comes to women
Too much going on, things are changing too fast, you look more of less the same on acid.
>Seeing the blue crosses grow out of a tv screen like mould however.
>tfw swimmin' in connection errors
this is not me forcing a meme or anything :/
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i can make a mean ramyeon
that's about it
>tfw can't cook
Yes, Eye phalluses penetrating your brain.
for your eye phalluses to penetrate.
haven't tried much Indian curry cause friends are too pussy and can't handle the heat
damn that's rough man
you gotta eat that shit its good for your soul
have had several white people over and ALWAYS have to give them the blandest shit and crack up when their faces go bright red LOL
you should rename that webm to "kslut sprays my cum all over her plastics face and body"
save it, it's all your my friend :)
I'm a "backpacker," I am here on a working holiday visa, but I have a full time job and looking for a place to live. Most of the backpackers I've met at the hostel are not very cool people.
Alright here it is, excuse the shitty quality of the photo. Like I said, just looks like cake.
dude, i just changed some of the words of an album title smh
get fucked you no life welfare scum
im tired of seeing people who have all the time in the world just waste it getting high, imagine all the shit you could be doing with your life if you werent stuck to a couch posting images of shitty koreans
it's just some damage control
Das gay m8o
Whenever, I've got a brownie and at least one more cake on the way, will still have butter left after that too.
Living the life man. Normally I just spend all night couchlocked emulating PS2, my body is ready.
goddess > queen
i hope the princess grows up to be a qt tho
Probably 1 or 2, I'm a big guy (For you etc) so it'll probably take a while to hit me, I had a tablespoon of the butter when I put the cake in the oven and I'm definitely feeling it.
open right click save
you probably need to download a better media player if you can't open the file with whatever you got now
It's not interesting. Ran into girl at bus stop
>retard mode engage
>initiate awkward attempts at conversation
>figure one day I don't have a shot anyway so just tell her outright I think she's 11/10 beautiful
>never speak again and only glance at each other at most
damn do you live close to each other or at least see her very often?
i reckon you should try and make conversation man, she's never gonna initiate it, at least not right now, but after she gets to know ya you may have a chance
>tfw full body aches when you mix drinks
No I only ever pass her on occasion. Don't even know her name. That's why I figured there's no way I'd have a shot so just thought I'd give her a compliment to brighten her day and leave it at that. Seemed to appreciate it at the the time but whatever
Pure HERoine was good
i do but no early start
gotta play the uni game on god mode sometimes
>you make me lol
You guys ever read The Conspiracy Against The Human Race? Great book.
>“We did not make ourselves, nor did we fashion a world that could not work without pain, and great pain at that, with a little pleasure, very little, to string us along--a world where all organisms are inexorably pushed by pain throughout their lives to do that which will improve their chances to survive and create more of themselves. Left unchecked, this process will last as long as a single cell remains palpitating in this cesspool of the solar system, this toilet of the galaxy. So why not lend a hand in nature's suicide? For want of a deity that could be held to account for a world in which there is terrible pain, let nature take the blame for our troubles. We did not create an environment uncongenial to our species, nature did. One would think that nature was trying to kill us off, or get us to suicide ourselves once the blunder of consciousness came upon us. What was nature thinking? We tried to anthropomorphize it, to romanticize it, to let it into our hearts. But nature kept its distance, leaving us to our own devices. So be it. Survival is a two-way street. Once we settle ourselves off-world, we can blow up this planet from outer space. It's the only way to be sure its stench will not follow us. Let it save itself if it can--the condemned are known for the acrobatics they will execute to wriggle out of their sentences. But if it cannot destroy what it has made, and what could possibly unmake it, then may it perish along with every other living thing it has introduced to pain.”
yeah i have no clue. then again im not actively searching for one, but i bet even if i was itd be hard af
i reckon tutorials, group projects, uni clubs, etc: best way to meet em
next time you see her, completely ignore her
but don't make it obvious
thank me later
>wait til u pass her one day
>whip out cigarette
>ask her for lighter
>make small talk about the weather
>ask what shes up to this weekend
>organize yourself into her plans half jokingly
>laugh it off
i guess she's just playing the game a little bit better than you :/
>implying being boring and pathetic is bad
atleast we dont have cops that beat the shit out of everyone, or native animals that could kill a man, or assbackwards political parties, or an infestation of mudslimes. over all NZ isnt that bad if you dont mind all the gooks and maoris.
it's wooden so i can stop bullets with it and won't get that physical shock you would get with a steel bat :)
>tfw no one's going to make a new thread when we hit bump limit