NZ Thread? NZ Thread. Whats going on /b/ros?

chch fag here, just finished work
Looking for some

Hey bro, fuck all

Chch in

Auck here
Doing the nightly NZDating search

>>614112072
Sick night for a sesh

>>614111896

Chch here, what's up everyone?
Good day?

Wellington here, anyone keen on a sesh with me?

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Hello. boys!

Wellington wind here. whats a sesh ?

>>614114470
Not sure if underage b& or a moron

>>614114738
>wellington wind

Reporting In.

It's too warm tonight, here in Auckland

>>614114774

..." said the junk.

I keep getting low memory warnings, I cleaned out my temp files to see if that helps. Have to wait and see.

>>614115775
Seems to be working better now.

pitty bump

>>614117681
Say something for people to reply to instead of bump.

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Anyone else getting put through the ringer on tinder??

Im not an ugly mother fucker.

Im not a push over pussy son of a bitch.

Im not getting laid.

This sucks /b/rahs

Ravi checking in, just had an engineering test mayn

>>614119411
You might not be ugly, but you're not "just for sex" handsome. You're the kind of guy who has to be useful in some other respect before a girl will fuck you.

>>614119738
>Ravi
You got angry at me when I called you that.

Hey I'm from MN
Whats new in ur nek the woods

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Anyone here wanna shout me some fush n chups?

Sexy TYimes??

>>614119996
Are you kidding me? I wasn't mad, I was just asking why you'd choose it. I've accepted it fully man, tyvm for the name no sarcasm :)

U live for sexy kalamata nights

>>614120110
Yes.

>>614120213
You told me I was a good for nothing Jezebel and that I should stop with it all.

>>614120633
what the fuck LOL i dont even know what that is

Talking to some about hot graphics design chick from Massey Wellington

>>614120767
It hurt me feelings, Ravi.

>>614120981
Damn i am apologise :(
pls forgive, just had a test and have another tomorrow still only thing on my mind is that asian qt smfh gg

>>614121398
>just had a test and have another tomorrow
AIDS test?

Tfw got space cake in the oven
We orbit soon

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>tfw you outsmart the chinks over at Agario

Hi /b/, whats your favourite female high school uniform in New Zealand? I'm doing a survey on design.

>inb4 personal army

taking a shit and browsing /b/ at same damn tiime..seems so appropriate somehow

>>614121704
Pics.

>>614121771
Who ARE you?

>>614120633
So hungry :c

>>614121771
Imported chink #101590589529 reporting
Lies found

>>614121942
Why?

This isn't a thread asking to rate your personality?

>>614121999
Oh, no food again aye cook boy?

>sell your hair
>oh wait

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>>614121916
any from an all-girl Catholic school

>>614121977
idk, i'm just me~

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>>614121977
If you can wait 5 minutes I will when I take it out, In the meantime here's the butter.

>>614121916
I don't really keep track of NZ Highschool female uniforms, I'm not a weirdo.

I do however keep track of anime highschool uniforms? Good enough?

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>>614122196
I AM CRAVING SWEET POTATO NOW

thanks

>>614122196
Oh wait, 15 cause cooling time. Also yeah it's chocolate so I don't think it's going to be visibly green, probably gonna make a coffee cake next.

>>614122196
Oh, you tease, I've already seen that.

>>614122265
Hahahaha my bad, Can I offer some cake instead?

>>614122379
Yeah didn't remember if I posted it or not. Stoner memory is real

>>614122035
because of assholes like you obviously

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

3 matches in 4 days on tinder. Am i doing something wrong?

>>614122204
Sure, go ahead. I just need some female uniform concept designs.

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drinking every other day bros ww@?

>>614122477
>Yeah didn't remember if I posted it or not
Lol, secrets.

>>614122507
Good thing I extract the goodies then

>>614122644
Pepe/other people I probably know then?

>>614122703
9/11 made you laugh.

>>614121535
Hehehehe
Nah engineering man

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is anybody on lsd?

is this cool?

if anybody's on lsd, tell me if this looks cool

if you're on lsd and this looks cool, raise your hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKD03uPVD-Q

>>614122895
Femanon here, is it just me or you get the friendliest guys in Engineering?

>>614122895
You're engineering a man?

>>614122929
same guy with the asian chick in white pouring water over herself?

>>614122826
That really doesn't narrow it down Matt.

>>614122985
most guys are
also you're a femanon so....

>>614122992
maybe, maybe ;)

OMG YUS RAVI IS PLEASED
ASIAN QT MESSAGED ME FIRST OMFG MY DICK IS SO HARD ATM

>>614123043
Oh wait, does your name start with A?

>>614123080
OP here: I did Geology before switching to Engineering, and you can tell the difference. You get a lot nicer guys in engineering.

>>614123023
is it just me, or have we had a sudden increased number of newpals come in over the last couple days?

Definitely not complaining, just an observation

>>614123232
Yes.

How many people do you know in these threads?

>>614123279
thats awesome :)
i think its cause we're all lazy cunts real laid back and shit aye

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>>614123279
nice flag, bro

>>614123363
3 nigga

>>614123358
maybe? idk im real new hahaha
i think this is my fifth day here?

>>614123358
Probably because of the overheard posts.

>>614123442
Who are they?

ellie likes licking dicks

>>614115775
use the task manager to sweem whats using all your memory

>>614123530
FUCK UP, BEFORE I CUT YOUR DICK

EAT SHIT, BITTTTTTCHHH

>>614123469
no way, they dont talk about this place on Overheard (at least i dont think)
i just saw the NZ thread and started talking and realised this thread is filled with gcs

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>tfw you have really high standards when it comes to women

>>614123493
You, the ex-flatmate and a guy named Pepe who lives down the road

>>614123634
how hot are you son

>>614123493
Don't pretend to be me and ask questions.

someone in early 20's wanna have a drink this weekend ? im bored with no friends. wellington region

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>>614123702
p damn hot :3

>>614123793
would Ravi turn gay for you mayt

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friendly reminder that i am your friend

>>614123742
Mike (>>614123530)

>hes in welly
>hes dtf
>likes to lick ass

>>614123717
Ha, weird cunts

>>614123871
You're a friendly guy.

>>614123634
I won't date a girl unless she has more than seven but fewer than thirteen fingers. I was really hard up when I lived in Hamilton.

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>>614123940

>>614123940
>more than seven but fewer than thirteen fingers
Wut

>>614122117
I had bacon sausages and home made hashbrowns...

Jus not enuf.

>>614123902
>>likes to lick ass
i swear u have an ass fetish, u weirdo

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>>614122929
Too much going on, things are changing too fast, you look more of less the same on acid.
>Seeing the blue crosses grow out of a tv screen like mould however.

>>614124136
>unless she has

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>tfw swimmin' in connection errors
this is not me forcing a meme or anything :/

Does no one care that Ravi had asian qt message him first cmon mayt

>>614124169
You bulking?

>>614124261
>Not eating ass
Wait, girlbutt or guybutt

>>614124296
The blue poles are penises right?

>>614124347
How do you say yes in Hindui?

Ganga?

>>614124394
Idk she likes talking about ass tho

>>614124347
She only wants him for his curry recipes.

>>614124465
So does my female flatmate who's displaying interest in my missus. I'm okay with this.

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>>614124434
namaste~

>>614124480
His curry recipes are fucking hot though.

park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram park boram

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i can make a mean ramyeon

that's about it

>tfw can't cook

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>>614124416
Yes, Eye phalluses penetrating your brain.

>>614124480
>>614124582
Exactly, I gotta abuse all the masala i got mayt

Ausfag here. Only just found out that your woolsheds are actually kiwi brothels.

themoreyouknow.jpg

>>614124686
And that's clearly wall to wall arseholes.

>>614124434
idk casually you could say 'han' (silent n) or 'gee' (as in "Gee whiz!")

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Jap curry is best curry

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>>614124734
HOLY SHIT, YOUVE FIGURED IT OUT

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MOAR AZNS

Christchurch fags, get the fuck in here right now:
>>>/int/41299805

>>614124823
cmon lets not be stupid here Indian curry ftw there literally is no competition

you could come over and try it sometime ;)

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>>614124796
for your eye phalluses to penetrate.

Whats newzealanders feel on backpackers??

>>614124865
That is fucking sick

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>>614124914
haven't tried much Indian curry cause friends are too pussy and can't handle the heat

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>>614114129
Hey
>>614122985
I've noticed this too, engineers seem to be fairly laid back (but use any excuse to have a drink)

>>614124296
Is there a guy in the middle with a moustache?

>>614125121
IT'S YOU YOU DID IT AGAIN HONESTLY RAVI WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS

ask me what happened today, its some sweet progress mayt

>comp102 assignment due by midnight
>java is borring me to death
>4+ hours of robot time tomorrow

I just want to fuck around with an arduino and get my engr101 AVC robot going, bleh

>>614125121
i wish i had that much molly

>>614125199
u wot m8

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>>614124917

>>614125066
damn that's rough man
you gotta eat that shit its good for your soul
have had several white people over and ALWAYS have to give them the blandest shit and crack up when their faces go bright red LOL

>>614125121
>Hey
xo

>>614125257
asian qt crush messaged me first again hehehe my magic masala is working

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>>614125121
you should rename that webm to "kslut sprays my cum all over her plastics face and body"

>>614125281
Indians are always so condescending about spiciness "Are you sure you want the vindallo?" Yes I'm sure!

>>614125356
that webm is legit the sexiest thing ever i pop online to this thread to see it every night holy shit its so good

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>>614125280

Any femanons on tonight?

>>614125398
i apologise for my shitty peoples

>>614124991
I like them. Just had a german cuzzy stay with us for a while and I miss the cunt already

>>614125331
Oh that's nice I got a casually loathsome glance from the girl I had my eye on.

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>>614125428
save it, it's all your my friend :)

>>614124991

I'm a "backpacker," I am here on a working holiday visa, but I have a full time job and looking for a place to live. Most of the backpackers I've met at the hostel are not very cool people.

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Alright here it is, excuse the shitty quality of the photo. Like I said, just looks like cake.

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you'll cowards don't even pop molly

>>614125436
Reminds me I had a guy feeling my nuts a few days ago.

Weed in Tauranga?

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>>614125596
want some icing on that?

:3

>>614125596
Those are big pieces...

When are you launching?

>>614125638
>"look at me skite about the drugs i take"
>living such a shitty life that drugs are even an alternative to living.

>>614125596
Here's what's gonna happen.

>eat space cake, get high
>get high, get hungry
>eat more space cake
>get too high
>get the fear
>hide under your blanket for the rest of the night.

>>614125704
Did you just ask if you could ejaculate all over his weed cake?

>>614125483
If you were really sorry you would apologise by killing your family and an hero bombing New Delhi.

>>614125755
Come on friend, you should know better than that...

>>614124373
Lol no.

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>>614125755
dude, i just changed some of the words of an album title smh

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BEST FLAG ALTERNATIVE?
BEST FLAG ALTERNATIVE.

>>614125833
>>614125923
get fucked you no life welfare scum
im tired of seeing people who have all the time in the world just waste it getting high, imagine all the shit you could be doing with your life if you werent stuck to a couch posting images of shitty koreans

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>>614125937
Almost.

>>614125947
Yeah, you could be sitting on your couch criticising people's life choices on /b/ instead. The world is your oyster.

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>>614125937
>tfw no HER

>>614125947
>>614125923

we are getting reverse trolled.

Calling it and not falling for it...

Any kiwi nudes?

>>614125947
You fucking cunt!

He's a paraplegic you fucking arsehole, he's always sitting down.

>>614126017
Want to fly a cessna into the skytower?

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>>614111896

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>>614126123
it's just some damage control

>>614125835
How's uni going?

Meet any guys into traps yet?

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Auckland reporting in

WEST

IS

BEST

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>>614126115
I prefer mine.

>tfw Central Auckland Master Race

>>614125704
Das gay m8o

>>614125748
Whenever, I've got a brownie and at least one more cake on the way, will still have butter left after that too.

>>614125783
Living the life man. Normally I just spend all night couchlocked emulating PS2, my body is ready.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT

>>614126314
Asians?

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>>614126306
goddess > queen

i hope the princess grows up to be a qt tho

>>614125518
wtf man why is that :(
details pls sounds like an interesting story

>>614126325
>Whenever, I've got a brownie and at least one more cake on the way, will still have butter left after that too.
Man, that's alright aye.

Will you take one whole piece or what?

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>>614126306

>>614125556
hehehe im a newfag tho, how do i save it?
ty ty you the man :')

>>614126370
yep, there are plenty

>>614125813
noice one mayt

>>614126193
why not drop all 3 on NZ? might as well make sure

>>614126448
e mail Moot he'll reply with the image

>>614126439
Probably 1 or 2, I'm a big guy (For you etc) so it'll probably take a while to hit me, I had a tablespoon of the butter when I put the cake in the oven and I'm definitely feeling it.

>>614126372
Yawn. Please just move to Korea already, preferably North so we don't have to see you spam your ugly Asian collection anymore.

>>614126589
moot is a faggot

>>614126589
gotcha, thanks

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>>614126448
open right click save

you probably need to download a better media player if you can't open the file with whatever you got now

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>>614126640

>>614126406
It's not interesting. Ran into girl at bus stop
>retard mode engage
>initiate awkward attempts at conversation
>figure one day I don't have a shot anyway so just tell her outright I think she's 11/10 beautiful
>thanks me
>never speak again and only glance at each other at most

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>>614126648
post laughingqueen.jpg

>>614126730
these guys are the best ty heaps man

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>>614126803

>>614126193
wtf you saying m8?! i'll fuck you up

>>614126805
damn do you live close to each other or at least see her very often?
i reckon you should try and make conversation man, she's never gonna initiate it, at least not right now, but after she gets to know ya you may have a chance

Hi friends <3

Hurry up and watch naked old people on channel one!!!!1!!

name one country more boring and pathetic than NZ.

Protip:

you can't

>>614127022
Australia

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Im off to bed, night fellas.

>>614127022
cape verde

>>614126991
What a waste of virgin woodland

>>614127069
Gnite mayt

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>>614127069
gn~

>>614127069
Gnite bbz <3

>>614127022
NZ are good at Lord of the rings and Lorde but thats about it.

wouldnuke/10

>>614126169
Yeah buddy. Unfortunate how jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams though.

>>614127022
New York

>>614127022
alaska
>inb4 not a country

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>tfw full body aches when you mix drinks

>>614127022
Mexico unless you like the thrill of the constant threat of being shot/beheaded in a cartel war and putting your shitty toilet paper in the bin

>>614127209
>cessna
>jet

>skytower
>steel

Any chch feggitz in tonight?

>>614126967
No I only ever pass her on occasion. Don't even know her name. That's why I figured there's no way I'd have a shot so just thought I'd give her a compliment to brighten her day and leave it at that. Seemed to appreciate it at the the time but whatever

>>614127373
Crusaders are shit m8

>>614127405
ah in that case thats alg definitely wouldve made her day good so good on ya

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>>614127202
>Lorde
I hate that mediocre tumblrfag.

>>614127337
no classes tomorrow?

Tomorrows my busiest but friday i have one afternoon class so i'll be drinking tomorrow night for sure

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>>614126220
m8.

>>614127470
I know, rugby's gay as fuck

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>>614127487

>>614127405
if you are still keen though maybe just make sure you recognise her when you do see her, say hi but not be a creep ya know

>>614127360
Well it's not fucking boring now, is it.

>>614127561
I'm not even a lorde fan, but south park has gone to the shit. That episode was god fucking awful

>>614127486
Man idk how people say getting girls is easy at uni
>doing a degree so much a penis parade they renamed exam season Oktoberfest

>>614127487
I liked the yellow flicker thing with the kanye remix

>>614127635
Haven't seen that episode, I assumed it must've been fairly alright. You're right about it going to shit in general though

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>>614127487
Pure HERoine was good

>>614127489
i do but no early start

gotta play the uni game on god mode sometimes

>>614111896
Welly here.

Its fucking raining.

Yo kiwi/b/ros, thinking of moving from South Australia to NZ. I enjoy bongs, import cars and BMX. Will i fit in? Are there jobs???

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>>614127516
>you make me lol

You guys ever read The Conspiracy Against The Human Race? Great book.

>“We did not make ourselves, nor did we fashion a world that could not work without pain, and great pain at that, with a little pleasure, very little, to string us along--a world where all organisms are inexorably pushed by pain throughout their lives to do that which will improve their chances to survive and create more of themselves. Left unchecked, this process will last as long as a single cell remains palpitating in this cesspool of the solar system, this toilet of the galaxy. So why not lend a hand in nature's suicide? For want of a deity that could be held to account for a world in which there is terrible pain, let nature take the blame for our troubles. We did not create an environment uncongenial to our species, nature did. One would think that nature was trying to kill us off, or get us to suicide ourselves once the blunder of consciousness came upon us. What was nature thinking? We tried to anthropomorphize it, to romanticize it, to let it into our hearts. But nature kept its distance, leaving us to our own devices. So be it. Survival is a two-way street. Once we settle ourselves off-world, we can blow up this planet from outer space. It's the only way to be sure its stench will not follow us. Let it save itself if it can--the condemned are known for the acrobatics they will execute to wriggle out of their sentences. But if it cannot destroy what it has made, and what could possibly unmake it, then may it perish along with every other living thing it has introduced to pain.”

>>614127710
yeah i have no clue. then again im not actively searching for one, but i bet even if i was itd be hard af

i reckon tutorials, group projects, uni clubs, etc: best way to meet em

>>614127811
>jobs in NZ
fucking kekd

>>614127811
>thinking of moving to NZ

You really have hit rock bottom phaggit

>>614127792
Wanna cuddle and listen to it together?, nice and cozy :3

>tfw had no idea how hyperactive I am until I went off the stimulants

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>>614127405
next time you see her, completely ignore her

but don't make it obvious

thank me later

>>614127811
do it cause its cool here, dunno about anything else tho you'll fit right in i reckon

>>614127405
>start smoking
>wait til u pass her one day
>whip out cigarette
>ask her for lighter
>make small talk about the weather
>ask what shes up to this weekend
>organize yourself into her plans half jokingly
>laugh it off
>get number
>profit

>>614125638
Ill give you a bucket of coins if you fuck off with the pictures of Koreans.

>>614127844
That particular strain of antinatalism sounds a lot like the style rife in True Detective

>>614127920
i think they're both already doing that :\

have you ever been to gallipolli?

Is it worth moving to nz just to be with gf?

>>614121916
Avonside girls chch, some of those bitches got their mums to trim their summer skirts so short, it was great

>>614127920
nigga when she ignores me this makes no sense

>>614127904
He lives in SA, pretty sure that's rock bottom as it is. Heaps of jobs in christchurch bro but heaps of shit cunts too. You'll be sweet anywhere

>>614127792
Is just windy in the hutt.
>>614127842
>TFW manlet

>>614128058
probs not
how much do you love her mayt

>>614127907
No.

I want pictures of tits.

Cuddling makes my face numb.

>>614127904
This is a NZthread m8. You dont see me spoutin Brazil shit in American threads so back the fuck off.

>>614128058
Yes

>>614128022
A lot of True Detective was taken from this book, Thomas Ligotti is a very influential weird fiction writer. He doesn't offer any consolations like the end of TD though.

>>614128104
so make it a point to say hi the first couple times, and leave it at that, then ignore and let her say hi first

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>>614128032
>>614128104
i guess she's just playing the game a little bit better than you :/

>>614127986
stfu, coward

>>614128086
Hey My Missus went there, sounds about right.

>>614128058
You can look at tits while I keep you warm

>>614128119
Bollocks.

>>614128058
no/10

chch here, high and drunk and on morphine

going to smoke a cig and I'm eating an apple

there is nothing to do in this city, also

>tfwnogf

>>614128232
they'd need to know either exists i reckon a little initial contact then what you said

>>614125596
Auck fag here and i have been looking to get some butter for ages. i want it tobake with for my birthday in june. Anyone able to help me out?

>>614128335
Why is everyone here a drug fucked retard. Gonna have to move up north...

>>614128110
im from texas faggot

What do you guys have in case you hear something trying to break into your house? I keep a hammer by the bed.

>>614128058
Are you Josh?

>>614128205
Yea I've read some of his stuff, though Rust did feel a bit forced with his talking when it was translated over to a screen

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>>614128232
What is wrong with you?

>>614128477
No I'm Josh

>>614127792
jelly asf bro

Winter time is comfy time

>>614128452
north isnt any better..

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>>614111896

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqxmfmp6gU

>>614128272
Naaah.

I rather just look at tits with my dick in my hand.

>>614127022
>implying being boring and pathetic is bad
atleast we dont have cops that beat the shit out of everyone, or native animals that could kill a man, or assbackwards political parties, or an infestation of mudslimes. over all NZ isnt that bad if you dont mind all the gooks and maoris.

>>614128544
Hi Josh.

Which Josh though?

Chch reporting in
sick of never having anything to do, might just out out and break shit at the local golf course

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>>614128471
baseball bat

it's wooden so i can stop bullets with it and won't get that physical shock you would get with a steel bat :)

>>614128134
>>614128307
Only for a few years tho, then will travel
>>614128477
Not me m9
>>614128272
What the fuck

>>614127022
your country is 'exciting' for all the wrong reasons

>>614128833
nice set of numbers

>>614127022
The US.

They're like the fucktard who spends all their money on guns and then can't feed their kids.

>>614128870
shouldnt be bad then do it

>>614128471
Knife, bat, masking tape, tarpaulin, plastic wrap and a can-do attitude.

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>tfw no one's going to make a new thread when we hit bump limit

>>614128833
Which is the local course?

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>>614122265
Swede as, bro...

>>614129003
yea it always happens aye lol

Auck Fag looking for hemp butter. I cant find it anywhere and i need it before june 10th. I plan to bake myself a very special birthday cake

>>614128824
Chch homo boy :3

How are you sexy?

>>614129004
Near palms way

>>614128953
How to invade NZ:
>find off shore and land based oil
>Stage attack on White house by some crazed gook /moari
>Blame NZ as a terroristnation/10
>nuke
>profit

>>614129135
are they sweaty

>>614129164
And my point stands.

lets try for a sweet set of numbers bois

>>614129135
Do it.

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

>>614129287
wait nvm wtf am i doing

>>614129195
THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

>>614129322
WHERE THE TROJANS

>>614129346
;)