just scheduled a fuck sesh with my negress FWB for thursday night, going to fuck her throat then spank and rim the hell out of her ass. asshole and pussy look just like the bitch in this picture. feelsgoodman.mp3
the fuck are you talking about? assholes are dry you dumb virgin
do you lotion your asshole? how many people do you know applying lotion to their asshole without putting a dick in it?
fucking dumb nigger
This fuckin virgin here, dipping his half a chode into anything that'll let him.
A pussy / asshole isn't supposed to have dandruff it's so dry. The fuck are you trying to defend here
>Nah its secretion from the paraurethral gland. Close though
Its piss, kiddo. Only virgins think its squirting.
>Mfw I've been having my gf pee on me this entire time
>>cant make a women squirt so claim its piss to make others think hes cool
the female orgasm involves rhythmic contractions of the vagina. You can see it when she comes, like if you're fucking her doggystyle. Her asshole will pucker rhythmically as she orgasms.
mfw I lost my british teeth folder so theres no reason to save
Yeah she's a feminist but I still would spank her like a disobedient avocado.
Some worm-shaped sea creatures expel their internal organs when frightened as a means of confusing their predators. Look up sea cucumber evisceration for a good example. It's pretty gross but apparently they can regenerate their organs without much effort... so.. whatever works for them I guess.
Lucy Cat is such a qt 3.14
Sauce for my /b/ros
the matrix is glitching out like crazy
Looks like a boss from Chrono Trigger.
>mfw 20% of the herpes they found was herpes labialis: common cold sores.
Some of these are journalistic news sources. As a journalist you're taught to have an angle, a side to pick, when writing a story. Remember that just because it's in the news, doesn't mean it's fact.
also banged her last weekend
let me know if anyone wants to know the story
And no, was just a quick mingle, unfortunately. Not sure if she'll remember cause we both drank a lot. She probably will but will act as if she didn't this weekend.
Are you a fucking idiot?!
That was like a litre of fluid came out of her and that was when I stopped watching it. Where the fuck in the female body could that quantity of liquid be stored? The only answer is the bladder.
Think about it.
Oh bless you, sweet virgin who's never been near a naked vagina since you popped out of one.
She's doing kegel exercises, contracting and relaxing her pelvic floor, the way you do when you stop yourself pissing.
It looks a bit like the uncontrolled rhythmic spasms of an orgasm, but it ain't.