"Park at next-door neighbor, knock on their door.
Tell them you have a pizza for their neighbor. walk to car before they say anything and drive to my house. Scream while knocking on my door or ringing doorbell."
to bad your pizza wont deliver, OP if you post a time stamp of the aftermath and have your email in the time stamp I will pay for your pizza(if the emails is tide to a paypal account)
no problem, turn thread into jim carrey thread for 30 minutes
K, printscreen of order. I'm imagining a few ways this will play out.
let's keep rolling to see what you'll say when you call them, I go first:
"Hi, my order number is (number) and my friend put to throw the pizza on the ground in the driver instructions. Can you tell the driver not to do that?"
tfw its dominos(btw this pic is OC I made this ages ago for a friend in tf2)
The bad news is when I asked him to read the instructions he seemed to misunderstand what "throw the pizza at the ground" meant.
I'm actually pretty straightedge. I keep it braided.
I only know people in my department which would be CS.
Its philly cheese pizza.