I will now tell OP a bed time story....
>captcha: me identifying pictures of rice.
Just .. Just wanted to say I love you guys like family and stuff
don't worry, it's out .. It's okay
dont burn to death tonight please, we love you.
ANON WAKE UP
>I swoop in, the window was unlocked
>pick anon up, adjust fedora
>leap out of house, careful not to wake anon
>put him on my couch
>the next morning I make scramble eggs and insist he eat them
Don't be alarmed, maybe the black gentleman will help OP
Night, anons - I think I'll go pass the fuck out, myself.