ITT Racist Jokes I'll start: How do Chinese people name

How do you get a Jewish girls number?

>roll up her sleeve

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>>612504350

>>612504350

What is worse than holocaust ?
> 6 million jews

how do you EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAHA NIGGERS
xd

Why do niggers have nightmares.
Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue toast to the ceiling!

>>612504873
How do you start a rave on 4chan
Glue a picture of mlp to the ceiling.

>>612504873
implying there are ceilings in africa

>>612504432
I have another.

What does the Boston runners and hitler have in common?

>they both can't finish a race

>>612505035
>612505035
too soon

why do niggers drive with their windows up?

they think the smell is from the outside

What's the difference between a paki and an onion?

You can chop a paki without crying

>>612505375
That doesn't make sense. If you assumed the smell was coming from the outside, you'd shut your windows.

>inb4 but hurr durr niggurz r stoopet

>>612505735
I concur, had to read it four times to realize the stupid one here is >>612505375.

>>612505735
...The windows are shut. They're up, as opposed to being down/open.

>>612505735
What do you call a field of niggers?
>the good old days

There's an (american) indian, a nigger, and a cowboy around a fire.

The indian says: "once we were many, now we are few"
The nigger: "once we were few, now we are many"
The cowboy: "we haven't played cowboys and niggers yet"

>>612506447
Shit. I'm off to kill myself then.

>what the difference between Anderson Cooper and OP


...Anderson wants to be a fag

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

the pizza doesnt scream when u put it in the oven

Hear about the new German microwave?
Its got 6 chairs inside

>How many niggers do you need to start a riot?

-1

What do you call 300 white guys with clubs chasing one nigger? The PGA tournament

>>612506773
whats the difference between a jew and cheese pizza?

You can fuck the pizza.

>>612506973
What's 5 - 1?


The McCanns.

Why don't niggers go on cruises?

>They're not falling for that again.

>>612507108
how can you tell the nigger is a jew? he is sitting in the back of the oven

>Why does it suck to be both a nigger and a jew?

...You have to sit at the back of the shower.

>>612507469
Fuck you :(

How do you get a nigger out of your tree?

>Cut the rope

>>612507544
Are you from Pennsylvania?

>What's the worst thing about having AIDS?

You're either a fag or a nigger

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

>none

I walked up to a car full of niggers and heard the door locks go off.

I felt like a bad ass
Till I realized it was my car.

>>612507654
Nope, why?

>>612507483
what is the difference between a nigger woman and a bowling ball? you can eat out the bowling ballif you wanted to

>>612507712
Don't you mean you heard the door locks go on?

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>>612507744

Why would the holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

>It would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower

> How do you blind a chinaman?
Put a windshield in front of him

>>612507469
one would have a star of david around his neck and the other would be frozen in time trying to steal it.

>>612507469
god damn it you are telling it wrong!
>What's the worst thing about being a nigger jew?

>you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why don't Mexicans and niggers inner breed ? Because they'll be to lazy to steal shit

>>612507699
Nice!

>>612507879
Heard the doors lock.

>>612506239
>>612505735
U must be spics

>>612507879
>alarm goes off
does that mean the alarm shuts off?

What's the difference between a flock of sheep and the third Reich?

>>612506578
good idea

>>612507940
what do you get if niggers and jew breed? janitors who think they own the place

A mexican a nigger and an asian jump off a bridge. Who wins?
>the government

What's long, black, and smells funny?

>a welfare line

>>612504018
more of op pic?

>>612507987
youpush a nigger and a jew off the Empire state bldg. Who hits the ground first? who cares.

>>612508363
a retard anon who forgot the punchline?

>>612508363
One is food and the other is a group of freedom fighters who tried to save the world from communism.

What do you call a black man on the moon?
>an astronaut, you racist bastards.

priest and a rabbi walking past a playground.
priest says "wanna go screw that kid?"
rabbi says "out of what?"

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>I'm sorry ma'am but the driver was an alcohol

>>612508703

> a good start

>>612508499
giggity

>>612508637
what is red,black and white? a nigger and a jew in a blender

>>612508637
Guess again lol :p

Why are pills white?
> because they work

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews found the same penny.

Why are kids scared of the dark?
(come on its implied here(

>>612504018
Hear about the new Italian tires?
>Dego through rain
>Dego through mud
>Dego through snow
>and when Dego flat
>dego wop wop wop wop.

Why were there only two pallbearers at the nigger's funeral?

>Because there's only two handles on a garbage can

>>612504018
I know I'm retarded for saying this but I don't get it

>>612508703
No you call him the first step of the nigger disposal space mission.

what's the 5 white things on a nigger?

>his feet, hands, teeth, eyes and owner