Post your favorite animal, get judged.
>>612133606
edgelord
>>612133606
you like komodo dragons and are the op
i like toads
>>612134084
Do you like it when they battle?
>>612134036
you're a chill motherfucker
OPs mom
>>612134084
pepes*
>>612134036
ur a pretty cool guy
I love foxes in general, but arctic foxes are the prettiest. Winter is also my fav season.
>>612134084
you neglect your personal hygiene
ok, I'm making predictions instead of judgements. Whatever, fuck you
>>612134865
Peacocks are fuckin beautiful too.
Bears rock
>>612135092
Russian.
Nah, but in seriousness, bears are cool, the friendly ones at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS2s2SzhLLA
Dis one for example.
>>612135263
Reasonable guess, but I must say I hate Russians because of hockey
Giant Tortoises forever
>>612133606
Extinct but still my favorite
>>612135554
Is that a Mososaur?
>not posting one of the best candidates for being a alternative rational species
>>612135651
Literally take your own life
>>612135727
fuck yeah it is
>>612133606
Long Necks are the best.
>Disconnected from the world, cause they're so damn high all the time.
>Based as fuck.
>Doesn't care about anything but eating those scrumptious leaves.
>The envy of dinolets everywhere.
>>612135783
Those things are fucking amazing actually
>>612135823
my nigga
I'm a big coyote fan but gonna have to give it up for the wolf.
Also you guise should fucking listen to this
https://youtu.be/9UfXrJ5KqlY
>>612134084
Toads and frogs are cool. They just chill and don't bother anybody.
whale life
>>612136079
Unless they are battling.
These fuckers. They can regenerate entire fucking limbs!
>>612134673
Fucking furry cuck shitlord
>>612136205
is that a "meme"?
>>612136290
I assure you, I have no idea as to what you are referring to with this, "meme" word.
>>612135730
Nigger detected.
>>612136278
lol no, i just like foxes, but good guess, anyone would
>>612136511
kek
>>612136075
ayy, lmao
>>612134865
Interesting thing, these guys like to wander in to peoples yards in my neighborhood. They go wherever the fuck they want.
And I live in Nebraska. Our neighborhood has a wild peacock population. Its fucking ridiculous
Based Lime Chickens
>>612134223
underated comment
pls dont extinct
>>612136290
I can't believe that someone posting on the "4chan" website doesn't know what a "meme" is.
>>612134223
oh wow
>>612134823
my sides
>>612134223
Topkek.
>>612134223
>>612134223
This guy is so funny
>>612136510
Why is that?
Latin name: Chickanus Bannimus
They always somewhat baffled me.
>>612134223
Marry me, have my children
>>612134223
Winrar!!!!
>>612134223
lol bcus battletoads
>>612134223
This is highlarious
>>612134823
trying so hard
https://youtu.be/XjAcyTXRunY?t=1m33s
All other animals inferior, Lyrebird superior.
>>612134084
i win >>612136811
>>612136361
edgy
>>612136792
>>612136842
>>612136883
>>612136892
>>612136954
>>612137008
>>612137067
>>612137076
Same fag kill yourself
>>612137290
>Gremlins
Muh nigga.
>>612134223
>>612137357
Also you
>>612136187
The fuck is that?
>>612134223
you win 4chan
>>612137552
pangolin
>>612134223
My sides
>>612136069
Likes to be cucked by niggers
>>612134223
I wish I was this clever :(
>>612137474
Mogwai, I do believe the name is Mogwai
>>612134223
Lame humour
>>612137357
"And I would've gotten away with it, too!" If it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
>>612135801
more of a pliosaur man myself
if we're gonna go further back; dunkleosteus
>>612137552
>>612137801
Winrar
Birds
Cats for days
>>612137937
>>612134280
Holy fuck
>>612137750
That's the name of the movie.
>>612134036
penguins are so chill dude
>>612134628
ur that weird kid in the library at lunch lel
Behold the quetzal
>>612138412
>straight up
get that nigger talk outta here, you underage
>>612136811
I don't think snappers are endangered.
3 toed sloth.
made me rethink the phrase "survival of the fittest."
>Pic related
>>612138479
Hm, I don't see too many running around nowadays
>>612138089
What?
>>612135529
So noble, they just withstand time like its nothing
>>612137138
This is why I knock out frogs before feeding them to my turtle.
>>612138558
forgot picture
These guys, they just don't give a fuck
>>612138674
i-idunno
>>612138446
It's alright, man. :)
>>612136811
Alligator snapping turtle? My man!
>>612138479
is it because you think I'm a furfag?
>>612137637
>pangolin
oh my god its real
>>612135823
>longnecks
sauropods you fucking casual. BTW its a brachiosaur
>>612138515
you still go to school lel
>That gentle, majestic beast
>>612133606
adorable little fuckers
The kits are cute
>>612138564
>straight up
>"nigger talk"
Nebraska-rural white purity fuck detected.
>>612133606
>>612133606
>>612138020
Aspergers confirmed
But only because they taste good as fuck. The tail is like lobster.
>>612133606
catgirls.
>>612136070
>>612136361
>>612138375
ITT: autists
>>612139939
>tail is like lobster
if lobster was a poultry
>>612139475
Why would you call a turtle Julie Suess?
Except that dinosaurs actually all had feathers, and all of our previous notions are incorrect
>>612139753
15 year old detected
go update your status on fagbook about how someone on the internet pissed you off
>Makes delicious honey
>Pollinates all kind of flowers
>Sting barely even hurts
Why are you not worshipping based honeybees?
>>612138762
i want to fuck a baby now
>>612140164
the later dinosaurs had feathers. early dinosaurs are thought to have had scales, which changed over time to proto-feathers, and at some point into the longer more avian feathers we know.
Red Pandas.
I'm also a furfag :3c
>>612140276
thank you based honeybee
>>612136714
Wut I live in Nebraska and haven't seen any wild gaybirds like those
>>612140164
some did but not all mostly only the smaller of the raptors and some large therapods. this is because birds only descend from those groups
>>612140164
>>612140396
most larger dinosaurs didn't have feathers except some of the birdlike dinosaurs for display purposes
it was 99% small, birdlike dinosaurs
almost all skin imprints we have show no presence of feathers
>>612139210
>hasn't seen A Land Before Time
>mfw
>>612134036
I knew mine would get posted before I could get here
>>612136574
Sauce me onii-chan!
>>612140276
i'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I recognize the africanized variety
Gators are pretty cool guys doesn't afraid of anything
>>612137133
I know it's not a lyrebird, but there is a bird around here that mimics dogs barking and people laughing. It's actually pretty hilarious.
>>612140944
Choosing gators over crocs? What the fuck?
>>612140944
>Gators are pretty cool guys doesn't afraid of anything
except jaguars
try crocodiles, they truly doesn't afraid of anything
except maybe hippos, so I dunno
>>612140207
tell me more about how i'm so angry. please, i'm enthralled.
>>612140771
mfw I own all of the VHS ones
>any on DVD are shit
and that screenshot is from Dinosaur
>>612141115
nice
>>612141115
Snow Leopards are pretty amazing, good call anon.
>>612140944
except that's not a gator. can confirm, florida fag
>>612133606
look at this ridiculously unlikely looking motherfucker. look at its little feet.
>>612137831
>2015
>not recognizing Liopleurodon as the most based marine reptile of all time
>>612138719
let me guest Guatemalan?
raccoon
>>612141325
And yet you missed the reference?
>>612141723
>2015
>believing it was longer than 30 feet
>>612141576
gtfo
>>612141808
>liking the nigger of the animal kingdom
there's a reason people started referring to niggers as coons
>>612141818
no, just felt like being an asshole
>>612138644
So fucking edgy
If only they weren't extinct....
Bearded vulture, niggas are living dinosaurs.
>>612141668
fuck i want to eat like a pheasant or quail or something
>>612141922
raccoons are smart as fuck, get outta here pleb
the real niggers of the animal world right here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DemxKPgCI_Q
disgusting
http://youtu.be/VjE0Kdfos4Y
>>612142062
velociraptors were only about the size of a turkey. they relied on having an ultra light body mass to achieve high speeds. they'd perform terribly while mounted.
>>612139570
So cool to hear their call
>>612139570
This, snowy owls, and peregrines are fucking awesome.
>>612140276
Grandad used to keep bees and would give me jars of honey occasionally. Sadly died.
Tried to make the last jar he'd sent last ages.
Shit was cash.
Cool fact: Honey doesn't spoil
Hetty is my favorite.
>>612141194
Crocs are smaller usually. I love crocs too.
>>612139599
>Adorable
>Literally fucking vermin
Kill yourself furcuck
>>612140692
mostly just the oviraptorids i think
>>612142232
>cassowary says wut
>>612142384
If you're an over weight American I guess...
>>612142597
or that
velociraptors confirmed to have feathers though
just velociraptors, not necessarily other raptors
the larger more primitive raptors like deinonychus, achillobator or utahraptor probably did not have feathers, but maybe
>>612142426
Sorry to hear about your grandad anon. But that's fucking awesome. They apparently found honey sealed in clay jars in Egyptian pharaoh's tombs that was still pretty much honey after like 3k years.
These fucking creatures are really amazing!
>>612142597
microraptors and the smaller regular raptors like viloceraptor did
>>612142384
Who says it's a Velociraptor?
>>612142514
Hahahaha, you're fucking hilarious anon.
>>612143031
it's roughly the same size as the predator. I don't remember the predator being a god damned giant
>>612142746
fucking modern day velociraptors. You have scary taste, anon.
>>612140324
I legitimately hope your IP gets tracked and you get shitter-savaged in the clink.
>>612140398
>>612140398
Why
>>612142384
Some species of Raptor were 6 ft tall at the hip and over 20 ft long to the tip of their tail....
L2 dinosaur
>>612141723
>predator x
>the beast of *insert that place in mexico here*
Child pls
Liopleurodon was still based as fuck though
Don't underate dem incthyosaurs as well chum, evolution at it's best IMO
>>612142514
Where you live, maybe. There are species of crocodile that grow to over 18 feet (saltwater crocodile), larger than any alligator species.
So crocs are generally larger, and faster/more deadly. What's not to like?
>>612143257
>raven
>crow
>not knowing the difference
>>612141115
You're good people anon. You choose the right animal
>>612143353
they're smart and curious. plus they look cool and make kickass sounds
>>612142877
Thanks bro, he was cool as fuck mate, used to go fishing with him too
fuck cancer
>>612142283
>pitniggers
not even once
o
p
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>>612133606
A pair nested in the tree outside my bedroom window for years. Their offspring still live near my parents' house. Awesome creatures.
>>612140398
>choosing american crow, rather than just any crow
A real patriot, huh?
>>612133606
They just don't give a fug dude. Sloths for days mane.
I REALLY LOVE WOLVES
I WANT TO BE ONE!
>>612135730
That nigger needs to use a toothbrush.
>>612136789
Kakapos are fucking ace, +10 internets to you anon
>>612140398
>american crow
>american
so, is there something special about the american crow?
Does it carry a flag?
No, it's just a fucking crow
These smart fuckers.
>>612143954
It might be the beer, but the filename made me burst out laughing. Thank you.
>>612141333
>>612141453
>>612143712
You're too kind.
>>612144241
oh then why is it called the American crow smart guy?
>>612135823
>doyouthinkhesaurus.jpg
>>612144083
I just googled crow. no need to jump down my throat like that priest did yours
>>612144461
Cause it's fat and believes in the infallibility of capitalism, duh.
>>612144052
Such a majestic bird. Good choice.
>>612142002
longneck pissclams
Man i love the way they hop about
>>612144241
that's the filename that I got when I googled crow fucknut
>>612144241
they are forced to sing national anthem every morning
they call i freedom
Can't believe no one has posted these chill motherfuckers
>>612133606
And yes, hes fucking real.
>>612144697
>as if capitalism hasn't gotten you everything you've ever desired
>mfw without capitalism you would have no computer to post such autism
>>612144228
that's a kea I think
>>612144693
He didn't jump down my throat, I ate that tiny priest. Fuck Catholicism and fuck America.
>>612142800
The point is you're still alive when it starts to eat you.
>>612144971
source?
>>612137167
Holy shit!
>>612142514
>>612143096
To follow up on this
Saltwater Croc
>An adult male saltwater crocodile is normally 4.3 to 5.2 m (14–17 ft) long, weighing 400 to 1,000 kg (880–2,200 lb
Alligator
>An average adult American alligator's weight and length is 360 kg (790 lb) and 4.0 m (13.1 ft)
>>612141788
no I've never been to Guatemala but I have been to Belize but I'm not from that area at all.
>>612144901
Yeah but they have no brains. They are fucking shit tier. May as well say krill is your favourite animal or smth
>>612134823
the common negro. a classic
>>612140838
are you fucking serious?
My favorite since I was a kid. :(
>>612144461
could it possibly be that america is so aware of its lack of history that they feel the need to prefix "murrcan" onto normal everyday things to make themselves feel unique?
>murrrrcan cheese
>murrcan gladiators
>murrrcan crow
>murrrcan pizza
>>612144972
corporate bootlicker detected
>>612144971
you are a retard
>>612143026
Fucking gnolls
>>612144972
>mfw
>doesn't post face
>>612145089
>>612145221
The baby's fucking smirk. Please tell me that's real.
>>612134442
OH FUCK YEAH DRAGON SLUGS BITCH. I LOVE ME SOME MOTHER FUCKIN DRAGON SLUGS. LITTLE FUCKERS LOOK POISONOUS AS SHIT BUT FUCK IT ID LET THAT CHILL ASS MOTHERFUCKER SIT ON MY HAND HELL YEAH
>>612145221
they will soon stop to exist
>>612145411
I got it off google a while back so I dont know. I have no reason to not believe its real.
>>612136714
Dude here in Cali they literally breed in my backyard. Fuckjng fag birds waking me up and shit. They are loud as fuck.
>>612133606
Come at me bros
>>612134223
ecks.dee;
>>612145468
>they will soon stop to exist
Kek
Also, pic related is favorite animal
>>612133606
"Hurr I like a stupid fucking lizard that will never have a positive thought about me in its life"
All it cares about is food.
>>612145468
hence the :( Fucking idiot niggers and poachers.
>>612145619
Like most Americans
>>612145619
>all it cares about is food
>posts dog
>>612144052
Great Horns are cool as shit.
>>612135823
fucking treestar eating faggot.
>>612145569
Madilyn pls
>>612145738
At least our teeth are straight and we have big guns.
>>612144400
Best animal by far
> smart as phuck
> much grace when swimming
>>612145738
says the American himself
gr8b8m8
>>612145619
You must be really insecure
>>612139939
> 504 fag
> driving home from party in the sticks
> drunk as fuck
> dad's new car
> late spring
> 5 foot gator in the middle of I-10
> 0 reaction
> tear off front and rear bumper
> bend the shit out of the exhaust
> ohfuckofuckohfuck
> longest drive home ever
> decide to man up and tell dad as soon as I get in
> dad... I hit a gator in your new car... it's pretty fucked up... I'm really sorry
> "that's ok, anon. You've got to be careful this time of year, they are eating roadkill along the highways. How big was it? Is there a lot of tail meat?"
> holy shit
> everything went better than expected
> uhh.. Pretty big. Dad, it's not like I stopped to look.
> face turns red
> veins throb
> teeth grit
> "YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU FUCKED UP MY NEW CAR BY HITTING A GATOR AND I DON'T EVEN GET TO FUCKING EAT IT!"
> shoves me
> "go grab the fucking filet knife!"
> drive massive loop at 3 am
> tail completely untouched
> cut it off
> cut into steaks when we get home
> dad will forever tell this story from the stand point of me being stupid and passing up a free gator tail