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NZ
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Hellu friends <3

How are we all?
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>>611987910

Definitely Chinese, so Chinese I remember China & fucking having shitty off brand FOB clothes, I persume you're the same retard who went off on a rant about another Anon calling black people African Americans, go fucking kill yourself this isn't the fucking Lorax I don't need some homeschooled autistic faggot to stick for me, how dare you tell me what I am or what I am you fucking bitch, what you assume everyone who goes to another country is one of them? Huh? "Oh hey I'm going to immigrate to America with my family that automatically DESTROYS ALL MY CULTURE AND MAKES ME AN AMERICAN" FUCKING DIE BITCH!
Does it make you angry when I say African American?
African American?
African American?
African American?
You fucking retard.
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you're making the thread wrong faggot, leave it up to someone else. this is the 3rd time you've failed.
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>>611988651
Hi Josh, how are you?
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>>611988769
Second time and I make plenty of the others, too.
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>>611987910
Anyone else ANZAC'd out before today? Media went nuts on the whole thing.
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>611988919
Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>611988769
Who else is going to make it?
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>>611988783
I'm OK :) how are you?
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>>611988829
well, looks like the threads have gone to shit when a fag can't even make the thread properly.
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Reporting In. How is everyone tonight?
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Yo anyone looking for weed in hamilton?
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>>611989245
Baked
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>>611989089
Good thank you, you?

>>611989141
Ok.
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>>611987910
Why do you have a Pom's flag in your flag?
>>captcha: retip
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>>611989583
May I ask your name love
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>>611989953
Lol, you know me, oi.

Although you probably know me as Taurangay
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>>611989730

Because British colonized New Zealand. We provided technology and economic trade, not to mention stopping maoris from eating and enslaving each other. The union jack is in corner to recognise like Australia, we are mostly of british ancestry (though a lot of continental euros came here in pioneer days).

Although it is well known Australia was colonized by the sewers of Great Britains legal system, people came to NZ by choice so we have a much more balanced population and thats why our country is so much better. The people aren't aussie scum.
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>>611990277
Oh I know who u are qt, wanted first name since you know mine :3
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Why do I have a feeling someone in here goes/went to Kelston
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>>611990766
>aussie scum
topkek
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If you had a ponytail would you let JK yank it?

pic unrelated
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>>611990874
>>611990277
>>611989953
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Hey Guys,

Going for a trip up in the northern island for two weeks or so. Ausfag, so thought some local knowledge would help to get some more out of the trip.

Any suggestions would be great :)
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Would anyone like to contribute to the NZ meme directory we currently have to memes:

1: Why are IDs even gone?
2: Korean girls
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>>611991795
300 Romans etc
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>>611991628

What do you want to see/do? Where are you flying in/out and what is your access to transport like?
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Niqas
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>>611992503
Hai bb
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Who /drinking/ here?
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auckland here, looking for hookups, anyone interested?
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>>611991795
H-how can I contribute?
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>>611991535
Lol wot?

>>611990874
You can call me GayNazi

>>611991795
We have and have had heaps.

>>611992503
dirty dicks
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>>611993347

Definitely Chinese, so Chinese I remember China & fucking having shitty off brand FOB clothes, I persume you're the same retard who went off on a rant about another Anon calling black people African Americans, go fucking kill yourself this isn't the fucking Lorax I don't need some homeschooled autistic faggot to stick for me, how dare you tell me what I am or what I am you fucking bitch, what you assume everyone who goes to another country is one of them? Huh? "Oh hey I'm going to immigrate to America with my family that automatically DESTROYS ALL MY CULTURE AND MAKES ME AN AMERICAN" FUCKING DIE BITCH!
Does it make you angry when I say African American?
African American?
African American?
African American?
You fucking retard.
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I can fly/drive most pretty much anywhere. I have plenty of road trip experience, did the outback here in Australia. But in term of specifically what I want to see is both the hidden gems and what locals think is cool about their country.

If that makes sense.
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>>611992194
Woops, forgot to connect reply.
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anyone go to ANZAC morning service?
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>>611993896
Yeah I did, went to the Melbourne dawn Anzac service.

There were umbrellas everywhere. Like 30,000 of them.
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any straight males want to fuck a guy for the first time
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>>611992793
Hai
>>611993202
But I shower erry day
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>>611994870
Are u qt?
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>>611993649

-38.3346967359394, 176.386399269104

Go here, park up under the trees on the right, then follow the trail 50 meters down to your left. Boom, natural hot pool at perfect temp all year round. Don't put your head under because bacteria will kill you srsly don't do it. Hey, winter is coming up. Take your waifu.
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>>611994870
>straight males
>fuck a guy
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>>611995125
Co ordinates. M8 you fancy bugger.

Imma go pee in your hotpool tho.
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you have skype?
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>>611988909

Well shit. I was standing at Lowered Arms, Reverse for three hours twice today in a small manawatu town so fuuuuuck..

NZ Soldier , AMA
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>>611995267
At least it wasnt loaded..... heh heh heh.
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Hey cunts, do you have any experience of social justice warriors where you are? Seems like it's pretty modest, but I'm worried about the way the winds are blowing.
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>>611994930
>But I shower erry day
Alone or...?
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>>611995438
Depends where your at. Vic uni is SJW to shit and we have our fare share of retarded liberal fucks.
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>>611995257

Hey it's all good, just don't poo in it and close the pool like those kids down south.
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>>611995267
>NZ Soldier , AMA
So you fuck guys on the downlow?

>>611995438
NZ has it bad, I can't understand how people think we're escaping it when the Greens, depending on the day, are either the 3rd or 4th largest party.
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>>611995457
Yes. Showers are cold if you have to share them.
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>>611995125
bacteria in the dick hole? anus? vagina?
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>>611995548
>implying I wont
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>>611995517

Well I'm at Auckland Uni, so it's not that bad. Creeping in a little bit (you can tell who are sjw's by their hairstyle and way of carrying themselves) but on the whole it's OK. Saw an LGBT poster that specifically excluded Pakeha LGBT people from a public meeting, but apart from that, nah.

What's Victoria like? Funny how Auckland has more brown/yellow people, but is less of a SJW hive.
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>>611996003
Wellington has always been hipster central. I went to the maccas opposite the train station I was served by a fluro haired fem dyked and ate my food opposite a beached whale.
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>>611996137

Must be smelly poo balls. My most hipster friends from high school went to Vic. I guess it's just for people who like to find their personality in a place, since it's so lacking in themselves.
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drinking all our problems away bros [email protected]?
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>>611995634

Ears, sinuses, eyes. Don't put your head under.
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>>611996252
OHHHHHHH FUCKING REKT

Its probably because they focus on the arts which attracts the worst people.
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>>611995591

No, we dont fuck on the downlow


Most of the chicks are sluts though and love to suck cock for praise
just a bummer none of them are all that good looking.
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>>611995267

Genuinely curious about homosexuality in the army. If a non-faggy, banter-ready, book-reading type of guy joined, would he be accepted or beaten the shit out of?

I just want the army to be what it was when Lawrence of Arabia joined...
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>>611996427
Thats the navy for that man.
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>>611996267
what about a splash into the eyes?

why would you get into a pool of water if it can kill you?
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>>611996518

Too tall for the navy ;_;
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>>611996411
I think you'll find a number of soldiers are on the downlow, m8.
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>>611996427
>I just want the army to be what it was when Lawrence of Arabia joined...
Lol naughty boy.
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>>611996003
>Saw an LGBT poster that specifically excluded Pakeha LGBT people from a public meeting
What is this real
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>>611996549

Cunt I've swum in the Waikato, you'll be fine.
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>>611987910

anybody want more? Rotorua. stupid bitch left her hotmail logged in on a public computer
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>>611996563
They always need a tall mast ;)
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>>611996700

Sure is. Seems to be a group that specifically does things to piss of white, gay males.

http://glitchaotearoa.tumblr.com/events

Report them to the HRC for discrimination if you feel up to it. Law is blind, faggot.
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Shitty version of australia.

Full of stupid Maoris that think they are african Americans when they look more like asians such as filipinos and Indonesians or even Hawaiian people. They look nothing like Africans
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>>611997031
Thank you very much for your input. It shall be recorded and added to our records for reference.
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>>611997031

>Maoris think they are African.

Yeah this is sad, but it's not nearly as widespread as you'd think. I know plenty of intelligent, independent-minded Maori that take advantage of the fuckton of shit that is given to them on a platter. One of my dad's friends runs a jetboat company and despite not having anything to do with the local iwi gets commercial river rights for free. Puts a bit of Maori culture in there for the tourists and makes a killing.
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dunedin here.
working my way through a 2500 word politics essay
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>>611997191
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>>611997342

Do you have to conform to left-wing scholars/opinions? Do you find yourself self-censoring a little bit? I've stopped doing that so much and feel much happier.
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>>611996549
>>611997059
>>611997417
why did you leave me... :/
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>>611997059
>>611997417
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>>611997449
Hiding your power level is so tiring.
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>>611997295
I hope you're right.
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you should inform her about her pictures being leaked.
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>>611997648

Yeah, I don't really do it. Argued against Adorno in the middle of a class. Wondered why Adorno privileges the Holocaust over other massacres and genocides throughout history in the 'Death of Poetry.'

Wasn't hated or shouted out of the classroom at all. Gotta redpill subtly doh.
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>>611998072
Oh lord. Yes. Whiteknight yourself. Tell her that you saw someone in hte library downloading her pictures. Get close to her. Get more pictures. sorted m8.
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>>611997449
right wing as fuck.
i usually end up having a go with liberals and routinely mock the shit out of the retarded shit some otago feminists do.
generally most people thing im pretty racist, and that even extends to being banned from even applying to join a liberal group by popular vote (was going to join for shits and giggles).

so no, i don't hide, but i do tone down the extreme stuff.
also lecturers like having a right winger in the room as they get to bounce shit off you to have another side to the argument.

also you dunedin too?
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>>611998110
I mostly have to do it with people I know. Tell myself not to throw them out windows.
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>>611998254

Nah, Auckland. Tbh it's not nearly as left wing. We voted for voluntary student union membership ages ago, and get butthurt at leftists running Craccum. Feels good. From what I hear about Otago, though, it's full-on degenerate sometimes.
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>>611996003
not that bad? there's a fucking muslim prayer room and a women's only space. this overly politically correct bullshit is fucking with my head.
If it was taken a step further to having a men's only space then people would wake the fuck up and smell the segregation.
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>>611997656

more?
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>>611998488

Yeah, but what you've got to realise is that this is all AUSA shit. It's not the university proper, and since nobody votes for this shit, and nobody but a leftist attention whore would even stand, it's not the student body either.

Seriously, I don't think it's that bad. A classmate was talking to me quite openly about Zionist conspiracy theories the other day, and I've had numerous others say 'I don't think colonisation was that bad' etc etc.
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>>611998478
its utterly disgusting without a doubt.
the faggotry that goes on here is astounding, and considering that im a homo myself is really saying something. for the most part people keep it on the down low, but the slightest hint of people not bowing down to women or even implying that blacks can be racist and watch the butthurt flow.
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what kind of desktops yall nigags got
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>>611998798

you hit the jackpot! so hot
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>>611998770
AUSA only had like 300 or so votes in their last election. Useless group.
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>>611998843

Consider a transfer to Auckland then. We have the most gays, and rent isn't that expensive (if you can, get a house with a separate living room and dining room -- turns a 3 bed into a 5).

I get all the shit about 'Hurr Indians, hurr Chinese' but seriously, these people are way more redpilled than the fat dykes you get in tubercular Otarrgo.
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>>611998843
>and considering that im a homo myself is really saying something
Nah homos are actually quite right wing it's just that, as usual, the left wing ones are more loud.

>>611998972
>tfw can't post desktop cause it too big
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>>611999312
>>611999104
>>611998843

What political party do you think I should join? I was thinking ACT, but they're shit now. NZ First maybe?
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>>611998770
i struggle to see how the university has no say in the ultimate use for such spaces. i didn't join the AUSA coz not a fan of people lol
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>>611999134
sorry bro, law student here, don't want to have to downgrade the quality of my degree, plus fuck the crime and bullshit of Auckland. Dunedin is chill as fuck at night time, never seen a proper fight in 2 years of regular town going.

oh, and closet as fuck, like no one knows how gay i am and i intend to keep it that way, i refuse to be heaped in with the weak willed special snowflake fags that exist here.
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>>611999616

I think you're mischaracterising Auckland and Auckland gays. It's pretty chill up here bruh. But I can get your point.
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>>611999525
NZ first defiantly. ACT dont count for shit except their seat. You get to make noise from NZ first.
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>>611999525
ACT and NZ First are totally different so, not to be rude, but if your choice is between them then I'd argue you don't have any idea about your views.
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>>611999529

I don't think anyone joins AUSA out of choice. They just bribe you in with free wall planners and diaries. Yeah, but what can the university do? What would it do? It's primary motive is profit -- the vice chancellor alone earns $650,000 + benefits/pension etc. and he's a fucking Massey graduate lel.

They sort of meet halfway. They say they have unisex bathrooms now, but all the did was convert the disabled toilets.
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>>611999616
>oh, and closet as fuck, like no one knows how gay i am and i intend to keep it that way, i refuse to be heaped in with the weak willed special snowflake fags that exist here.
But we need more like that to show we aren't all in that same boat, you know?
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>>611999905

I'm just against the Social Justice Warriors bro. It's not a left-wing/right-wing thing you know?

>>612000049

Srs though, I'm originally from Central Otago, and Auckland is wayyyy better.
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>>611999525
i vote conservative. their policies might be a little fucked in places but the commitment to honesty and bullshit free politics is something i want having a say in my government, that said i would never want them in power.

>>611999312
might be right, i think that fr the most part its about being a true part of society, as in wanting no one to give a fuck about it, yet still being able to have lad banter about being a "fudge packer" and have the piss taken as is any bro is going to rightfully do.
its the little cunts with a victim complex you always see whining at "queer events" with a following of dykes all wearing bright hair, hipster garb and acting like tumblr tots that make me want to take my jackboots and curb stomp the fuck out of them.
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>>612000151
Just join National. They are the good party anyway.
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>>612000261
>I vote for someone I don't want in power
Nigga wat
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>Lim Kim will never bring her lips just inches away from your ear and whisper all the dirty things she's going to do to you
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>>612000151
>It's not a left-wing/right-wing thing you know?
It is though when they have such different ways of doing things.

The easiest way to explain NZ First is (sort of) the party our working class grandparents would have voted for (it's essentially Old Labour).
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Australia are batty bois
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>>612000049
nah man. im a fucking lad and i like it that way. and as such i can banter with my mates, have a laugh and get the piss taken out of me and take the piss with nothing in the way. if i com out all that goes and i get thought of as one of those rat nosed cunts who whinge and whine, and as such the banter will dry up and i can say good bye to being "just one of the boys".

nope fuck that, i get your point, there does need to be someone to stand up and say "fuck off", but its not going to be me.
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>>612000463
>NZ Politics in a nutshell
Seriously everyone fucking hates National for some reason. It is literally everyone wants National out of power, but noone actually knows why or what to do after that.
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>>612000492
>saving a thumbnail

LMAO
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>>612000261
>yet still being able to have lad banter about being a "fudge packer" and have the piss taken as is any bro is going to rightfully do.
This is the big thing for me, aye.

I love banter, love having the piss taken, etc so would hate for people to stop and think they'd offend me.
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What's everyone upto? All the normies are out right cause it's saturday.

Fuck i'm drunk...
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>>612000492
mongoloid
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>>612000686
>at home
>4chan
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>>612000614
>but noone actually knows why or what to do after that.
Because neo-Liberalism doesn't work.
Because they are for corporations, not the country.
They are selling the country from beneath the people
etc
etc
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>>612000595
What about when you get in a relationship?
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check em
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>>612000780
it's alright friend. We're just tired is all
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>>612000614
Thats not how it works at all. We all just want the left out of power and National are a better choice. They didnt nearly get a majority on their own by being hated. Its just that hte left are the most vocal part of this country.
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>>612000983
why did you leave me... :/
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>>612000463
simple. in voting for them they get to exert influence and shape the current politics without being able to do some of the radical shit they would if they could.

granted its a little fucked, but when you hate every other party then what else is there to do.

>>612000432
i fucking hate nat with a passion
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>>612000808
>implying NZ is neo-Liberist anything and not one of the most socialist countries in OECD
>implying that understanding the needs of business is bad
Away to the communal farm with you, tovarish.
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>>612000686
>tfw finally realising all my friends are normies because theyre out and im here
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>>612000988
They didn't get close to a majority, less than a third of nz voted for national
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>>612001142
this so fucking much
>tfw i have friends but they never ask me to do anything
>tfw wish i was a normie

I'm too depressed to be bitter now days ;_;
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>>612000569
oi, who let the Jamaican in, someone kick him out before he steals our food and makes the whole place smell like weed.
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>>612001070
>i fucking hate nat with a passion
are you a actually a communist or just an undergraduate student?
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>>612001153
They were 2 seats off having a majority. Thats close.
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Good evening to all NZers at home on a Saturday night.
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>>612001289
>They were 2 seats off having a majority. Thats close.
You mean a combination of 3-4 parties, which have rather different goals and policies?
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>>612000670
yeah, that's always the kicker. it wouldn't just be little old me anymore. it would be "this is anon, btw hes gay".
i want to be the things i do, not who i want between the sheets.

you gay too man?
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>>611987910
Can any of you fags tell me what was up with you MP pulling that chicks hair. Just fucking weird.
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>>612001349
Hello
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>>612001384
And? The fact they needed to call on their vassal parties doesnt outweigh the fact that they almost had a complete majority. That doesnt happen.
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>>612001082
>NZ is neo-Liberist anything and not one of the most socialist countries in OECD
How is NZ socialist? Because we have social welfare?

Our system is neo-Liberal as it has been for decades (Labour started State Asset Sales after all) and before that it was Mixed-Economy (which is what NZ First and the original Labour party were adherents of).

>implying that understanding the needs of business is bad
Good for business is in the short term. Where's the proper forward thinking about planning for the economy etc?
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>>612001097
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>>612001442
It's PM and not MP. Also we don't know he just fucking does it. Also what the fuck I know, right?
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>>612001442
key is a cunt, rightfully got called a cunt for acting like a cunt, then pr machine made a scapegoat out of some other cunt and key carries on being a cunt
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>>612001349
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>>612001432
>"this is anon, btw hes gay".
This is what I don't want.

:-(

>you gay too man?
Gay as fuck.
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>>612001235
"tfw i have friends but they never ask me to do anything"
we're in the same boat buddy
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>>612000595
then it becomes different. i think that if you get found to have a boyfriend its trickles out and you get props for never mentioning it, i will just get to say "yeah, so what" and pretend its nothing.

getting in a relationship is the difference between blowing the top and letting the grapevine do its work. that said i would not go public till it was solid, not worth cracking the seal unless it was going to be worth it fully.

also who else is against gay marrage? the more i think about it the more i think this shit has gone to far.
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>>612001595
>social welfare
>free healthcare
>free education
>free housing
>environmental protection
>race relation commissioner
>IPCA
>progressive taxation
>Waitangi settlements
>ocean protections

Nigger are you actually that fucking stupid that you have no idea what the fuck is happening in the county?
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>>612001605
I didn't realise it was your Prime Minister. I thought Tony was a fucking cunt
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>>612001715
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>>612001812
God damnit.
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>>612000958
fuck bro >>612001807 was for you
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>>612001153
and from what i've read nearly a million New Zealanders didn't vote at all.
Lazy fucking wankers.
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Chats amped up tonight, calm down and lets snuggle :]
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>>612001595
>Our system is neo-Liberal as it has been for decades (Labour started State Asset Sales after all) and before that it was Mixed-Economy (which is what NZ First and the original Labour party were adherents of).

Kirk, Muldoon and everyone prior were all-go-no-stop Socialist. Price controls, imports controls and all. And y Learn your history you faggot.
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>>612001245
fuck off nigger. its all the hair brained shit they pull.
take asset sales as one example. we all said "FUCK NO" we all knew it was going to fuck up and they went ahead anyway.
and naturally it fucked up.
that level of retardation is just absurd.
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>>612001963
>tfw no qt gf to cuddle with on a winters night
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>>612001810
You think Ocean protection is socialism?

Do you have any clue what Socialism and neo-Liberalism are? It's clear you don't but I should be very interested in seeing your response.
>>
to all the gays here, and i know there's a lot of you faggots, I've always been curious as to whether the stereotypical overly-feminine voice is purposely exaggerated by you cunts or whether you claim it's natural and part of your disability?
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>>612002052
Do you know what Socialism and neo-Liberalism are?
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>>612001946
That's true for some, but I don't blame people for not voting, because the system is at fault, not the people. Lots of people felt that there was nobody who was actually going to help the country and serve our best interests. The system itself is cancerous, because we end up getting fucked over either way. The solution to that isn't to just get more people voting on election day.
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>>612002243
Its done by faggots. One day some time you will realise theres a difference between a gay person and a faggot.

The same as theres a difference between a black man and a nigger.
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>>612001762
>Gay as fuck.
took the words out of my mouth man.

yeah its never nice, but life goes on and at the end of the day there's way more to life than sex.

if its not too much to ask where do you live man?
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>But don't hate her when she gets up to leave
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>>612002243
Some do put it on but others it just what happens.

I don't know what it is about me but people can tell. When I was younger I spoke to this girl at school and she yelled out "Holy fuck this guy sounds gay".

Fuck I was embarrassed.
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>>612002453
damn...
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>>612002111
>Asset sales hate
Are you serious? They sold underperforming shitty companies to invest into schools, road, hospitals. Name me one bad thing about selling Meridian energy. Is it that the electricity will get more competitive or is it that the stock market will increase capitalization and provide a wider range of investments or is that the companies will be forced to have a better performance record given that they actually have report to the public and not to some fucking suit in the corner office in the Treasury? Asset sales was like the most trivial shit ever and it was blow the fuck out of proportion. Literally nothing bad came out of the asset sales.
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>>612002368
Tauranga.

I'm the GayNazi poster.

I don't have any problems with being a poof but I do have a problem with other people (especially other poofs).
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>>612002229
I see you don't have an actual response. They are waiting for you on reddit.
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>>612002543
memes aside I always like to revisit this
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>>612002567
You can learn to love one day.
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>>612002544
Because none of what you have said has happened or is true. If they have all this money where is in the investment? Where is it?

How much do you get paid to post National propaganda?
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Every social group does this. If all your friends were sissy faggots like me growing up, even if you weren't gay, you would inherit mannerisms and speech.

The voice is a stereotype tho, most guys don't talk anything like that. It only annoys me when old gays do it, its not cute
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>>612002613
If that's your response then neither do you.

What is Socialism and what is neo-Liberalism?

You haven't yet shown any understanding of what either are. You have, actually, shown a number of times you have no idea.
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>>612002544
moving new zealand assets and therefore the profits of said assets you fucking shithead.

i take it would would rather nz be fully chinese owned then ?
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>>611990766
>union jack.
union jack is only called the union jack aboard a navy vessel you uncultured swine.
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>>612002678
>you too
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>>612002693
You realise investments cant just happens bills have to be passed and our political system is allergic to bipartisanship.
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>>612002567
You're to nice to be a nazi <3
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>>612002748
At the risk of sounding like a homophobe, I get annoyed at how much media panders to the gay community
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>>612002668
is MPP your favourite AnCo album?
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>>612002902
and the fuckin maoris
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>>612002859
So the National party, which had a majority, according to you, sold assets for investment it doesn't actually have the passed bills to have the right to do?

Not terribly smart to sell something (something which is mkaing money) if you're not actually yet able to do the things you wish to want to do, aye?
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>>612002243
heh, mate not too far away.
yeah, fair few have high voices, but its a part of the flamboyance shit. personalty it all comes down to what kind of person you are.

a love of cock aint gunna change your voice greatly, now will it change your mannerisms. its a result of trying to fit an image of a feminine gay man that so many otherwise decent blokes go full faggot.
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>>612002875
Lol wot.

Josh, pls.
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where my Taurangay bro at?
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>>612002875
Nazis are people too. Check your non-bigoted privilege shitlord.
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>>611990766
>people came to NZ by choice

Who the fuck would want to do that?
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>>612002567
wait. no fucking shit, like a fuckign nazi.
if you are for real then i need your email address.
its like a fuckign mirror if you are legit
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>>612003196
Coz if you gave the maori enough guns you got some poon as well as land.
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>>612003110
>tfw they are taking too long to accept my Overheard @ request
>i got things I need to post, dammit
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>>612003230
M8 half of /pol/ is closest faggots it explains their alliance with /lgbt/
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>>612002911
STGSTV. I'm assuming you checked my lastfm and saw i was listening to Bluish.

Bruh
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>>612002902
Nah thats not homophobic at all, im not a fan of it either, equality is nice, but some parts of the media (more so international and leftist media) overdoes it and give the people who are already put off by the idea, more of a reason to hate gays
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>>612003135
Sorry fox news
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>>612003250
the recent batch of people added had to wait around a month before being accepted

RIP
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>>612003230
I am but National Socialist as opposed to Nazi, really.

>Sieg
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>>612003250
Overhead at Auckland Uni. I fucking hate that piece of memeshit page
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>>612002902
your not hating, and that fact that you give a fuck if you are just shows how bad its gotten.
yeah they pander pretty bad, and one day its going to have to stop.
fuck it must be hard being straight and white, how the fuck did that happen.
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>>612003461
>Heil
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>>612003416
Fuck.

I've got heaps of things waiting to go...
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>>612002456

It's mostly socially constructed, like homosexuality itself. You see gay people on tv, they act like fags, you think 'these guys are like me' and subconciously try to fit in.

Minority status can give you a lot of power -- you become special snowflaked in your own head. Your mind then exaggerates gay affectations.
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>>612003461
die fahne hoch
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>>612003535
I can't wait to be able to post shit.

>>612003555
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>>612003596
tfw as a white straight man i feel like the most special of all snowflakes
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>>612003110
fuck off maori
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>>612003312
yo~

>>612003579
i don't :/

guess i'll just go with the flow
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>>612003596
Nah but I was really faggy at a young aye. I actually remember thinking "I was meant to be born a girl because I like boys".

I didn't try to act girly I just did naturally then grew out of it but I'm a still a bit light in the loafers I think.

>tfw your cuddle buddy say you are straight acting
>lel wot
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>>612003679
/pol/ folder is so small for all the time I spend on there.
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Question:

Do you shampoo your hair?

Do you condition your hair?

if yes, long or short.
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>>612002567
>>612003230

Guys, a shitload of Nazis were gay. So are a shitload of modern rightwing politicians. Just look up Pim Fortuyn, the glorious degenerate executed by a rabid lefty in broad daylight.

Read some Yukio Mishima and Jean Genet. This LGBT Stonewall shit is such BS. Look up the Mattachine Society too -- just like us.
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>>611989455
same bro
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>>612003826
>i don't :/
I have a lot.

>for you
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>tfw don't scrobble any music pre 2015
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>>612003826
not listening to anything tonight?

>>612003679
spam that shithole with gore or traps or some shit

>>612003542
yeah i barely watch tv, but the other week i was in my hometown and i saw so much gay stuff its just felt excessive
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>>612003879
Yes

No

Short
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>>612003286
it might do.
that said i left a /pol/ a while ago when they stopped being srs and started to follow poes law.
also /lgbt/ face planted for exactly the same reasons gay shit at my uni is shit. all the ubier fags screaming over the rest. plus they never lerned sexual moderation.

the main difference between a gay man and a fag is that fact that a fag is a bike whit a love of cock, cock and more cock, wheres a gay man has some motherfuckign self respect.

however for it al it could be said to be the same as /v/ support of the fine young capitalists, support the best of the bad in the fight against the worst.
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>TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
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>>612003921
best post of the thread.
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>>612003879
>Do you shampoo your hair?
like every 3 days. no-poo days is good for your hair

>Do you condition your hair?
once a week maybe

>long or short.
just recently cut my hair short
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>>612003876
I haven't been on /pol/ like I used to by I've got folders full of /pol/ stuff.

Books, infographics, my trip (ayy IDbro)

>>612003881
>Look up the Mattachine Society too -- just like us.
There was a guy that had some movement that was right wing in nature but I forgot to save the website, it was fascinating.

Currents cultures has some interesting essays on bum boys.
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>>612003879
Medium hair, tried no shampoo (and was able to manage my hair) but my scalp gets itchy as fuck if I don't shampoo and condition it so I've had to start again.

>tfw hair is frizzy and unruly again
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>>612004144
My 4chan folder looks like its for /r9k/ never even been there......
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>>612003881

Also, our best writer (world class no shit) was a gay guy. He was a Communist, yeah, but misogynist and redpilled as fuck all the same. Frank Sargesson, you know?
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>>612004089
thanks friend ;-)
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>>612003974
>not listening to anything tonight?
just not scrobbling

listening to some Lim Kim right now

i don't usually hype kpop artists this much, but you should check her out. and she's dropping a mini in like 2 days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
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>>612003461
hey bro, got an email address i can snag or a skype.
having a bro in the same boat could result in some decent yarns.
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>>612004315
kitty breaks my heart every night :^(
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>>612004315
Hahaha all feminist stuff aye?

>>612004340
>Frank Sargesson
Eww Jew.

>>612004389
>and she's dropping a mini in like 2 days
Don't see what her going into labour has to do with her music?
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>>612004389
I'll check her out eventually just got a couple of albums to get through

Did you see the photo i posted in last nights thread of the bottles or had it already 404'd by then?
>>
Who was the faggot that was greentexting and memeing it up on the overheard facebook page?
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>>612004465
Kitty is sorry
>>612004507
Nah I dont put anything on my hard drive that makes me angry as a rule.
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>>612004562
I'm going to look for cringe purposes

Infact lets play a game. see who can post the most cringiest cap from that shit page
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>>612004562
Le meme arrows
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>>612004465
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>>612004628

This isn't really cringe, but this is pretty funny. It got taken down in like 10 minutes.
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>>612004406
Yeah, skype

mr_shoe_fish
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>>612004562
He posted things we told him to.

He posted three things, two of which were mine.
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>>612004700
I actually remember seeing this.

Best thing that has ever been posted on that page
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>>612004784
got a screen of it, pal?
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>>612004923
this is why im gay
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>>612004700
lol wot
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>>612004144
you should start tripping again and become a god

>>612004507
singers just don't sound the same after delivering :/

>>612004542
i got to see it just before the thread 404'd. based af. how much is a bottle?

>>612004562
some guy made a fake account and was taking requests on what to post
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>>612004923
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>>612004700
>>612004700
lel, the first time she doesn't lock her door and look what happens..

mfw she probably gave out a fake name in a bar because he was a creeper.
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>>612004910
Nah it's on the page, like not that far down.

His name is Warren Sane or something.
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>>612004969
>>
>>612004784
i didn't even ask that guy to post my shit about devouring souls :/
>>
Found it.

>>612004993
price? mls?

i think 350mls or some shit i don't know

Drinking Canadian Club tonight. Shout out to the guy who recc'd it the other month. On my second bottle
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>>612004993
>you should start tripping again and become a god
I think most of my posts where in Nazi threads.

Lol, can you believe it?
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>>612005152
that body tho..
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>>612004507

But... but Sargesson was a pen name. He has stories about suppressed adolescent boys killing each other in inventive ways, and loved Roman shit and everything.

;_;
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>>612005153
RIP

>tfw tfw
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>>612005286
IDBro please
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>>612005205
it feels weird seeing my post i made for my waifu on that page

even weirder when my irl friends comment on it
>>
>>612005331
>about suppressed adolescent boys killing each other in inventive ways
I'd rather read about those repressed boys getting sweaty with other boys instead of killing them.
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>>612005393
a lot better than the unironic shit that gets posted on that page anon

Good work, your waifu will be proud
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>>612004993
>>612005205
5% if you meant percentage
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
what do you uoa fags take and what years are you in?
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>>612005366
not me

goddesses don't have anuses :3

>>612005484
thanks
>>
>>612005668
Commerce Double Major Finance & Economics

Second Year
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>>612005479

But he hints at it. A lot. And they all have sexy things to say. He couldn't write explicitly because it was 50-80 years ago and he was once arrested when hooking up with a fuckbuddy because the cops were spying on this dude in the next door room.

He really is great. Total pederast and everything.

>>612005484

My one and only favourite post was about 'Polynesian girls outside the library cackling line hyenas.'
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>>612005698
>thanks
Okay i'm just going to do it

Who's your waifu?
>>
>>612005668
WOMEN STUDIEEEEEEEEEES
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>>612005668

History. I won't say what year because someone will recognise me.
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>>612004923
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>>612005831
why, are you in a fedora or something?
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>>612005756
it's a secret

the only times i've reveled my waifu to someone online was to some girls and a gay dude
>>
HEY

BEEN TRYIN' TO MEETCHU
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>>612005943

Nah.
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>>612005976
I can respect that
>>
Who here reckons we should make an internet campaign to get Mike 'The Beast' McRoberts a knighthood.
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gnite fagts
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>>612006196
he goes to my gym.

literally a beast
>>
Where can i score an oz on the shore?
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>>612006184
is Rosa your waifu?
>>
>>612006251
gn~
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>>612006272
The mans pretty fucking cool. He deserves it. Hes been shot at more than half the people in the army.
>>
>>612005668
Pre-law/arts conjoint. Any 2nd/3rd/4th years want to help an idiot out with some protips?
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>>612006196
He fucked a 17 year old Thailand hooker back in 96 and done her so well she never lived to tell the ponytale.
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>>612006327
y-yes. Unless that's you, how'd you know?
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>>612005976
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Whose this qt? He posted in here the other day.
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>>612006412
you used to post her, but i wasn't sure if she was your waifu cause she's married and shit

that's some based dedication
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>>612006251
Gnite friend <3
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>>612005668
first year politics, philosophy and anthropology
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>>612006404
You cheeky bugger.
>>
i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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>>612006565
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>>612006612
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>>612006619
make a new one my love <3
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>>612006592
Which papers? I do pol109 and phil103 lol
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>>612005366
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>>612006585
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>>612006685
you should make it :)

i never liked being OP even to the point where i changed IPs :/
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>>612006569
t-thanks bro. For some reason I thought all the anons from 2014 who weren't Gaynazi or IDBro had disappeared

>>612006378
Yeah i try not to make eye contact with him. just let him do his thing. To be honest i actually haven't been to the gym for like two months due to workload at uni
>>
THAT NIGGA GAVE US BILLIE JEAN YOU SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS?
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>>612006845
>Gaynazi or IDBro
i am one of those :/
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