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lets convince facebook and twitter that ww3 is happening

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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lets convince facebook and twitter that ww3 is happening
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Curious
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Toasting in possibly epic bread
Twitter account at the ready on your command
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Just get some random ass photo of tanks on a burning city street and say
'Absolutely shocking what's happening in Germany right now'
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>>611741927
get on it faggot
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>>611742394
With what
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>>611742394
We need more people
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Red 3 standing by
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Aren't they already at war with us anyway? The Korean War never ended. I'm sure they declared against the US specifically.
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>>611741927
Shut up you stupid faggot
>toasting in epic bread
It would be epic if you just end your miserable existence on live stream
Jk it wouldn't, saying epic is fucking gay
No ones going to believe this also
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Damn it
Not Now
I just got my new roof and
fixin to get laid

End the World Saturday
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yus pls
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>>611742900

suck my dick
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It's too late at night for me to bother reactivating my fake accounts so I'll just write some stock lines here:

>Glad our President is the first to react to these shocking scenes and declare war on China
>These are shocking times we live in. I never thought our generation would experience war with China
>Can't believe things have escalated to this point. The scenes from California are awful. I plan on enlisting myself as soon as possible so I can defend our country from Chinese attacks like that
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Wound never work
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>>611743332
How dare you sir

This means war
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>>611743485
this
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>>611741570

No no no no no.

North korea isnt ww3, not even close. the country is so poor they would run out of food and fuel within 2 weeks if not less.

They use fighter planes from the 50s and early 60s and weapons that are over 50 years old.

The only reason people and south korea has not bombed them to death is it would be genocide even if you'd be doing the world a favor.
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>>611742900
Dude, don't be like that..
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>Britain and Germany have done us a service in condemning the attacks but they need to join the war for it to make a difference. The Chinese must be held accountable
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>>611743701
>implying retards on twitter think of these things
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>>611743485
>Glad our President is the first to react to these shocking scenes and declare war on China

Murricans would buy this shit like it was a mcdonalds sale.
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Gold leader standing by
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>Picture of a wounded child from Palestine or some shit
>Just saw these images from the attacks on the West Coast. Horrific, I never thought another country would wage open war on American soil like this
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>>611743915
>>611744309
so? lets make it happen
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Who is attacking who?
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>>611744586
Set it up
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>>611744868
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>>611744868
*whom
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>>611744999
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>>611744309
"...... war...... america...... 9/11...... freedom.... USA....... marines......"
-Obama

Insert some words in between and you'll have a speech that americunts will rally behind.
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Google image things like 'tanks in street' and 'demolished buildings'
>>611744868
USA vs China, the way that seems to work for me is that China have launched some sort of attack on the West Coast and no one knows the details but the USA has declared war.

Keep it vague but scary
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We doin dis shit? Gotta do Twitter with a hashtag and get it trending
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Dude!!!! Totally just saw on MSNBC that Kevin Bacon was captured by Russians.....They found his raped and tortured body in a river.....OMG turn on the news!!!!
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>>611744868
i don't think anyone should be attacking anyone it would be to obvious cuz it's clearly not true but if we stick with OPs pic and say they declared war we will be fine
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>>611745299
This guy knows what's up
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>>611745485
this
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>>611745485
No. A declaration of war is worrying but not shocking and people will have their doubts. We need to go full pearl harbour on this. When something major happens half of the time you don't figure out the details until long after. Just go shock and awe. Say that something horrible has happened and now we're at war. Otherwise people would wonder why there hasn't been a gradual escalation over the past few weeks
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>>611745299
North Korea has declared war on the Unites States of America. This comes after members of the CIA discovered that Africa was in fact responsible for 9/11. In order to the protect the freedom that the USA deserves I will be sending our marines in a preemptive strike against New Zealand.
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>>611743701
They're in an alliance with China, which is the real reason
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I actually have a bot that you can use to mass send tweets, don't know if you guys are interested
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OP is retarded
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>>611746877
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>>611746877
Use it to post some of the greentext ones I've already written ITT. I'll think of some more
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we need
1. More Numbers
2. More Evidence
3. A back story
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>What happened in Pyongyang was not America's responsibility. For China to react with action on US soil is harrowing

>>611747495
No we don't, keep it vague. We're just average joes freaking out
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>>611741570
Add another fake cap that Russia and China are joining in also.
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>>611747495
this
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>>611747679
>this
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>The President's speech just gave me hope that this war with China can end quickly. I hope for our sakes that it does.
>America will never forget those who lost their lives today. China will be held responsible
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BAMP! Im in
who is leader?
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>>611748074
who dis is
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>It's one thing for the Chinese to want to defend their North Korean allies. To claim hundreds of US lives was disgusting. I'm signing up as soon as I can
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>>611747596
Something to do with Hawaii? Far away enough but still can provoke major reactions.
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>>611746265
China and North Korea have actually had quite a bit of tension over the past few years. I honestly think China may sponsor some "regime change" in NK soon.
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>>611747103
>>611747299
this sums out how to use the bot to sent tweets, if you have any questions, just ask.

bit ly/1Js855v
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>>611748275
#04/23/2015NeverForget

new twitter hashtag, get it trending.
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>>611748372
ppl might just go "meh who cares"

if its american soil then facebook will erupt
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>>611748428
Swag, make sure someone makes new thread if faggot mods 404 it
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>>611748417
how many tweets can it send out?
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>>611748372
Yes but the average Twitter user doesn't know that

>>611748428
Pretty sure slashes don't work in hashtags #NeverForgetThe87 #WarWithChina? The number is just made up of course
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Bump. You'll need a lot of pics and articles to convince anyone though.
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>good [insert time of day] America is under attack. The worst attack by a foreign entity on our soil since 9/11 and Pearl Harbor. The west coast is being severely attacked by a joint operations force of Russia, China, North Korea, and several other smaller countries. I know I speak for all of America when I say that we will not stand for this kind of insurection. We will not be pushed around on our own soil. I am urging congress to declare war as soon as it is possible, to halt the advancement of these hostile forces into American territory, and our allies territory. We will not stand for this, and please, stay calm, the issue is being dealt with as best we can. Be safe out there America. And God bless.
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>>611748741
>>611748660
right forgot about slashes

#April2015neverforget
#standbyourboys
#justicefor[location]
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>>611748681
about 1k depending on how long you keep the bot running
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>>611748952
you misunderestimate the power of social media to get out of control faster than can be quelled
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>Go to some news-webpage
>copyscreen
>paste, cut away actual image of some nigger who got orwhatever
>replace with a vague picture of missiles being fired
>replace text
>"Russian rockets fired from (IdunnoWhatTheFuckIt'sCalled,NorthEast Russia) towards alaska, Obama andminister of defence in emergency meeting"
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This is getting better and better
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>>611748681
everyone read this. If we're going to make this work, we're gonna need all the help we can get.
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>>611749093
how about Hawaii? still american soil but far away enough. Weset Coast ppl will realize its BS instantly otherwise
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>>611749299
Dubs checked but

>misunderestimated
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>>611749444
Alaska like this anon said also nice trips>>611749327
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found a good pic
someone edit it so it can't be reverse searched
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Greentext guy here. Going to sleep now (britfag) but my thoughts:
>make the shock value high and believable
>just imagine pearl harbor or 9/11 just happened and you're some normal empathetic guy on twitter
>people only care about China or Russia
>get a simple hashtag going (i think #WarWithChina is best since when you see it you think 'holy shit')
>don't use facts and figures or articles, if I just saw on the tv or heard from my friend that my town had blown up I wouldn't be looking for links to prove that shit
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>>611741570
won't they know shit's not happening when they turn on tv and there's nothing?

the problem with shit on this scale is it's so wide everyone would be talking about it, even outside fb and twitter.

now, if you could at least hack a news site and put some fake shit there, now THAT would cause some shit. bonus points for a well-trusted site.
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I have 1300 followers on twitter

And I'm not helping

:^)
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>>611748681
seems to be working so far. how does it get points?
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>>611749550
>>611749444
Hawaii or Alaska would work fine
Alaska mabe better
Russia seizes Alaska, military is overwhelmed
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>>611749093
Also throw in there

>we do not wish to involve nuclear weapons in this conflict, but if we need, the entirety of the US nuclear arsenal is ready for what is needed to be done.

And

>I will be holding a meeting with our close allies to help quell this attack,Germany, the UK, france, Australia, japan, and south korea.
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Let's do this
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Yes Alaska. To get our oil fields
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>>611749765
then no-one cares
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>>611741570
>north korea
>ww3
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>>611748681
Pretty sure this "raid" is gonna fail, just going to use this in case i ever need to spread a hashtag
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>>611748952
The average Joe can't tell if a cat is going up or down the steps or what color a dress it. We can poorly photoshop shit that someone will believe.
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>>611749717
If it was a trending topic it'd work for a little while
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Hey some one tweet this and add link so we can re tweet the shit out of it
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>>611748681
see>>611749765
we need to use the bot, it'll get stuff trending faster
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>>611749717
social media and mass panics spread very fast. if u look at the NK nukes US pranks on youtube you can see how quickly panic can spread unless the crew tells them its a prank later
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>>611749765
Cool story bro, I have 5k followers and I'm not helping
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>>611749920
i know and you know its bullshit but americans will believe anything
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>>611749807
it watches youtube videos, just keep it running and the more points it gets, the more tweets it sends
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>>611749997
fucking this
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>>611741570
Russia seizes Alaska could make a better storyline
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>>611749997
thishit
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Kevin Bacon just landed in Alaska for a make-a-wish kid and was immediately raped and murdered by Russian troops....he was so raped that Jizz was coming out of his belly button
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Why not get some shots of some blown up streets and post them on imgur and tumblr?
>Shocking scenes from Beijing right now
>Shocking scenes in California right now
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>>611750206
Russia seizes Alaska could make a better storyline
#April2015neverforget
#savealaska
#standbyourtroops
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>>611750206
This
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>>611749942
yup.
To manny faggots are hyped up on social media
They don't bother about fact-checking, they are just middle-men of spreading information:
>"OMG you guys.We are at war with China! #GodBlessTheMarines"

These people very much exist
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how about we stop suggesting ideas and start acting?
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>>611750451
#Alaskastrong
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>>611750451
This
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>>611750404
like this
>>611749621
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>>611749093
> invasion = insurrection

nice try with big words faggot.
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>>611750451
yis
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Okay bros, I'll write an Obama speech you can throw up in a news article or some shit.

So Russia north Korea and China suprise attack alaska?
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>>611750585
But that's not how libtards work
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>>611750589
better than #savealaska
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Ok what is our story
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>>611749964
>>611750092
guess so, but still, having something that feels concrete will spread the panic even faster and harder.

you could even throw in that site with the radio frequencies and tell them to listen for military shit, SKYKING i think it was( just a regular broadcast, but feels serious as hell). if even /pol/ flipped their shit at it then social media people would go insane.
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>>611750688
nah russia seizes alaska

>>611750451
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>>611750689
we arent libtards
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>>611750585
Because then we wouldn't have a game plan. Some people would say china is attacking. Some would say Russia is, or North Korea and all with different stories. If its going to be believable we need to postulate first.
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This thread is going to 404 before we act
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>>611750821
Russia seizes Alaska

(since crimea just happened)
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Russia has invaded Poland, we cannot stand for this kind of unprovoked aggression!
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>>611750404
this is good
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>>611750821
>world war 3, wanting to limit it to one country
>world war 3
>world
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>>611750821
lets just start with twitter posts and OPs pic
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>>611750944
I think so too.
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>>611750836
we make a new one.


>>611750944
dubs confirm, alaska it is, go on anon, so we can start this war.

>tfw Russia actually does invade alaska
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This is our game plan:
>Russia invades Alaska for Oil
>#AlaskaStrong
>#SupportOurTroops
>#WW3
>#RussiaInvades

Get some pictures of snowy Alaska and troops.

Use the tweet generator bot thing

Get to it /b/
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>>611751042
>>611750944
otherwise ppl will ignore it
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All these posts and no results.

b is dead. Summer is here to stay.
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>>611750750
No, if we were at war you wouldn't have to listen to that shit to find out. The best way to act is just to take it as given that we're at war. Why would anyone think they'd need proof? They'd just be freaking out. Literally just put 'omg shocking scenes from _____' in a tweet and it will be much more convincing.

It's quantity with this shit, not quality. Herd mentality
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Guys, it has to be a country or place where if there was something catastrophic happening it could not be easily disproved, people should have to dig a little bit deeper to discover its all a hoax
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here's how it started

>North Korean troops supported by Chinese & Russian special forces, attacked military and civilian targets along the DMZ . Initially reports suggest that at least 800 plus US Marines and South Korean soldiers have been killed during the on going attack. Reports also suggest that long range artillery fire has hit civilian targets in Seoul South Korea killing at least 84 civilians.
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>>611741570
The Korean war never ended, it's in a cease fire.
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>>611751030
Yeah, but who started the war? And some would say they are attacking California or Alaska or Hawaii or whatever shit. Either way, if we don't discuss exactly what's happening, people will see through the lies
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Russian navy bombarding Alaskan coast with Artillery, parachutes seen all around Anchorage....rumors of Russian paramilitary in suburbs of Anchorage......all flights to and from Alaska cancelled
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>>611751159
russia invades because of historical roots in alaska>>611751159

LOOK WHAT I FOUND
Alaska gas station on fire
its perfect
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>>611751272
If that happened it'd take days for America to go to war

It's better as a bloody incident out of nowhere on US soil
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>>611751427
this with the Alaska story
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>>611751272
>800 marines dead
>84 civilians dead

No
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argentina's president is in russia right now. it is useful? they want to build a nuclear plant in argentina.
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Let's make a hashtag we all know so we can share each others shit
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>>611751469
this pic works great
can anyone get it up on a news site or at least fake it well?
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>>611749178
OK lets say it is Russia, North Korea and China surprised attack Alaska and blew up prepared the nuclear weapons to luanch
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>>611751250
well, you could say major shit started in north korea or china and that they're on the verge of attacking, but then i think not many people would give a fuck
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>>611751529
no one will care if its not on US soil
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>>611751469
Perfect We need a lot more though to make it happen. This needs to be coordinated. Twitter needs to be flooded en masse not gradually.
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>>611751349
>"They" are attacking California, alaska, or hawaii

God civilians are retarded
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There was a thread a few months ago, with an image of a Polish emergency alert system screen on, and the thread was very vague about war with Russia. that route would be best. American niggers have no connection to eastern Europe and no idea what is going on anyway. It would take longer for social media to catch on to the bullshit
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>>611751680
we need fake screencaps of headlines
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Sage goes in every field
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>>611751469
there's even that AP stamp
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>>611751609
#Alaskastrong
#onewithAlaska
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>good evening my fellow Americans. Terrible times have fallen upon us. Russia has enacted a swift invasion on American soil. Alaska to be exact, quickly taking control. Reports show that tens of thousands are dead, making this the most destructive attack to ever happen, on American soil.
>this attack is completely unprovoked, and we shall not stand for this kind of treachery. We will act fast, powerfully, and most importantly, with the least amount of civilian casualties as possible.
>I do not wish to start in another 10 years war, as is going on In the middle east. We shall do what it takes to end this war as soon, and quietly as it has happened. We will not stand for this kind of unprovoked aggression, as we have never stood for such things.
>in promise you america, this will be handled in the best wat that I can handle it. Nuclear force will be a last resort in this case, but I, and Congress have not ruled it out. Good night America, stay safe, and God bless.
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>>611751660
I agree it needs to be something that actually affects the U.S. directly otherwise people will just be shocked and then go about their day
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>>611751609
>>611751879
#April2015neverforget
#standbyourtroops
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>>611751921
Noice bro
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>>611751232
calm your shit nigger. we have plenty of time before acting so better know what we're gonna do.

otherwise everyone is gonna sperg out and post different stories and retarded shit and it won't last 20 mins.

don't be the newfag that wants to rush shit and fucks it all up. this is gonna be golden if we pull it off.
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>>611751811
>being this new
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>>611751497
Then after a hour we post this

>Breaking news, US military reports a large naval force heading toward Alaska through the bearing straight. Evacuations have already started in anchorage, Juno, and surrounding cities. All citizens are recommended stay indoors until they're town has set up a evacuation center.
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This has the possibility of being something amazing /b/. Proud of you
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>>611751627
You could MSpaint copypaste that into a realistic enough fake news article in like 5 minutes.

I'm not gonna do it now because I'm a faggot and going to sleep
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>>611751997
#UnitedWeStand
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>>611751921
Some errors, sorry, typing on tiny ass phone.
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>>611752082
*juneau man
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I really hope this gets big
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>>611751879

Nicely Done!

Lets get these dubs on a roll!

#We will not forget.
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Another series of random bombing have gone off in california
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>>611752082
then something about bombardment>>611751469
and then this pic

first eyewitness pics to emerge
someone might have to edit to lower pic quality and so its not reverse-searchable
i found it on 2nd page of google images
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Yeah let's keeps this going.
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>>611752111
faggot spotted
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I saved a pic of a snowy road with troops with a fake news headings on it, I'll see if I can find it.
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>>611752082
this sounds good, sounds like shit you'd hear in actual news.
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>>611751469
We cant use this picture because its not dark in alaska right now
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>>611752220

Nice!!!!!!

Try to photoshop some crying children in the background. That will hurt someone's feels for sure!
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Everyone here is literally retarded
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This is our game plan:
>Russia invades Alaska for Oil
>#AlaskaStrong
>#SupportOurTroops
>#WW3
>#RussiaInvades

Get some pictures of snowy Alaska and troops.

Use the tweet generator bot thing

Get to it /b/
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>>611752431
we dont have to start right now
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>>611752499
> including you
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>>611752201
For you
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>>611752499
Meh it for the lulz. Have fun or GTFO
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Just got here, is anyone posting on twitter and FB yet? lmk I have the Alaska Gas station bombing pic, Obama's speech and a couple hashtags..
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>>611752431
People are stupid. They won't realize it.
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>>611752588
Here wait until we have enough acounts
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>>611752499
Stupider shit has happened
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>>611752671
not yet

ima make a new thread on /b/ and link it here
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When do we start posting the tweets
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>>611744868
It's "whom", you fucking retard.
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made this fairly easily
what do you think /b/?
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Anyone here good with voice editing software?

Take bits of things obama has said and put it together as a coherent little speech.
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#April2015neverforget is the hashtag we need to use. It's otherwise unused so if we get it trending people will be curious about it. It invokes interest, "What happened?" Everyone should use other hashtags to but this one needs to be the trend one because we need at least one to make trending.
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I'm ready to start tweeting.
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>>611752560
Can we use the simulator or do we need accounts?
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>>611741570
is this still happening or what I'm waiting
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>>611752884
everyone go here
>>611753056
bring the pics over too
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>>611753006
That is fucking awesome
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The once proud state capitol of Juneau is reportedly in ruins after strategic hits from Russian Bombers. Followed by reports of the sky full of parachutes. It is our understanding that Juneau's airport has been commandeered by these troops and Russian planes are now landing on American soil......Tanks seen exiting Russian planes
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>>611752560
This

Start the countdown, commence keks on the next hour? Twitter, tumblr and imgur as the main targets
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>>611753016
I Like it yes
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>>611753006
Remove the search bar up top.
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>>611753006
looks nice, we start it off with >>611752082, start heating things up and making people usettled

then after a little post this
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Someone photoshop this to say America instead of Ukraine
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to be more organized everyone go here
>>611753056
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>>611752420
>>611752292
Then we post information about the execution centers like

>Execution centers have been set up in [locations] please head to your nearest evacuation center as soon as possible. Bring a photo ID, and only one bag per person. When arriving listen to all instructions from military personal.
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It ain't happening.
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>>611741570
i am posting in this thread and awaiting lulz.

make it happen friends.
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photoshop this
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>>611753477
THIS
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>>611753149
Not bad anon
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Give me links so I can spread the word

>#4/23/15 Russo-American War
>WW3
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REPEAT
everyone go here

>>611753056
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>>611750094
Oh really? I have 9.5k followers and i'm not helping.
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>>611741570
ElChocolatero08 estuvo aquĆ­
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>>611749093
>>611749868

These all sound like twelve year olds wrote them. Which they probably did.
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is no one making fake cnn and fox news screen caps yet???
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>>611750094
>>611754253
i loathe you.
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>>611745299
As an American, I can confirm.
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>>611755130
yup. Trigger words.
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Shop photos of N. korean military fighting US and S. korean forces. Mention that the US already started sending in air strikes. Say China's military has been put on full alert but haven't intervened
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>>611753006
Capitalize the S in "States."
No news sources says "the Ukraine" anymore. Revise this and your good.
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>>611741570
>implying anyone on /b/ has any real friends or have the capability to convince any substantial amount of people of anything.
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>>611742011

keks so top ain't no ever gonna bring them down
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>>611756287
It's happened before
do you underestimate /b/
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Moar???
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get some shit up to the top of reddit subs that news sites scrape from, and put some stuff on tumblr walls about the mass genocide that's happeneing and how ourt shitty pres. took too long to respond
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Main stry RN: Korena war is unfolding again, with china feeding in troops after it was sparked by a United nations force to infiltrate the DPRK adn liberate citizens, russia is standing by and the US is redircting troops there are we speak
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also, the US is supplying extra troops to the middle east to come through and hit CHina from the west as well as fighting in the koren penisula
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>>611753433
thats look way to much like a shithole to call it america its not believable
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> at least we have a month until the summer fags invade again for another bombardment of cancer
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Lets do this
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>>611753433
>never been to Kentucky
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>>611758981
LEEEROOOOYYY JEEEEENKINNNSSSSS
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>>611757446
>penisula
Nice one breh.
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They don't call it an obamanation for nothing.
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Nothing's happening.
Abandon thread.
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>>611746265
China is an ally of the US
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>>611760210
we moved to different thread
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It's happening at 10 am EST April 24
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>>611752082
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>other thread deleted

Fucking pizza pocket faggots
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>>611760995
dont know how to cross thread
>>611757843
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>>611760995
>>611761189
jk i did it
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>>611741570
Do you just sit around and think to yourself"How can I be the Biggest fag ever?"
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