Continuation from
>>611409651
>lets do this
>>611420388
whats the story
>>611420388
>>611420463
The story:
>brandon comes to /b/ with pa request, target is tim, whose ugly gf he just stole
>/b/ makes contact with tim. an alliance is born
>/b/ doxes brandon, exposes his faggotry and pedophilic tendencies
>raid begins, hilarity ensues
>much embarrassment for brandon and his ugly gf. anon allegedly en route to brandons house
>brandon attempting damage control, obviously futile
>so much butthurt
>so much glory
>so much lulz
The anons are meeting at Walmart before proceeding to Brandon's house.
One of them has a potato gun, which he will be firing onions with.
First thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611369954
Second thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611380949
Third thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611390334
Fourth thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611398917
Fifth thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637
Sixth thread (#1): https://4archive.org/b/thread/611414558
Sixth thread (#2): https://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
Brandon Strickler
>/brad.michael.104?fref=ts
>Snapchat: b_boi239
>Phone: 2394655375
Sex Offender
>http://offend er.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personNbr=90619
Address:
>10876 Dean St
>Bonita Springs, FL 34135-9030
Work
>http://www.barbe etileandmarble.com/contact.html
>Twitter: barbeetile
>Barb [email protected]
Girlfriend (works as a nanny)
>profile. php?id=100009504783661&pnref=lhc
>Twitter: /KatieGillespieM/
>2nd fb: /kaitlyn.gillespie.12?__nodl
Her mom: /alicia.l.gillespie
>>611420463
FOR FUCKING GOD SAKE YOU STUPID FUCKTARD GET THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF HERE PIECE OF CUNT
<----- Brandon with whore gf
>>611420463
Wiggers do wigger stuff get doxed anons are supposed to be fucking them up with onions but aren't delivering much to the disappointment of all involved.
<---- Brandon
<----- Brandon acting high and mighty on FB. The chat screenshot is the same one he used to OP the first thread. No one knows what he blacked out.
bumping with porn
<------ Brandon's friends advise him to tell his sob story to /b/
<----- Brandon's whore gf is a nanny
Natty bumpo
<---- Brandon's mugshot from pedo database
>>611421197
Well, lets just see how long that lasts when her bosses find out she is with a sexual predator
>>611421051
oh shit sauceeee
>>611421575
dunno, sry
Fuck off Tim. Brandon doesn't even look like he knows how to turn a computer on, much less find this place.
We all know it was you.
Onionfag is ded
Long live Catsukii
Fangerbax
I'm not a robot
>>611421085
Wait... we're not on Brandon's side... right? I'm corn-fused.
>>611421597
lying cunt on other thread says he was detained at walmart
>>611421051
actually made me kek
>>611421836
1. create thread pretending to be Brandon requesting personal army
2. Wait about 15-20 replies.
3. Post a reply outing Brandon as a registered sex offender and challenge thread to come to my defense, successfully accomplishing reverse personal army
4. ???
5. Profit.
This just in: Someone claiming to be Paintballfag posted on the other thread >>>611421597 saying that when he went to Walmart, he was detained by police.
>>611421836
Eat a dick, Brandon
>>611421914
Brandon's personal army requested backfired. We are now fucking his shit up
honestly, I'm not a robot
not even a little robot
>>611421085
>"secret"/b/rother
kek they must be new
Mandurah slut in here?
I don't even like robots
Archived:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
>>611421836
>>611422016
This image was faked using an app
>https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.maavratech.fakewall&hl=en
Tim was the Op of the original thread and you are all gullible new fags.
I'm even a bit afraid of robots
Imagine if robots took over
>>611422201
>>611422016
>>611421836
These are Brandon's copypastas. Expect to see one soon about how the whore just loves his dick, and another about how he doesn't know Brandon but secretly admires him and wants to take his load.
Imagine if terminator was real
I don't want to live in a world with killer robots
>>611422159
sauce on the brunette
>>611422496
robots even made me forget to attach file
>>611422159
Hey, can I get some sauce on this webm please?
>>611420388
>>611420673
I live like 15 minutes from this guy....
I'm really not a robot, if I were, I would know the sauce >>611422539
>>611422573
>>611422628
Then go get him
Fuck this "meet up at Walmart" shit
>>611422551
>>611422451
>>611422389
>>611422254
>>611422159
>>611422072
>>611422020
>>611421907
THAT'S IT ANDERSON, YOU'RE DONE!
If there were sexy robots, it would probably go like pic related
>>611422016
Maybe, maybe not
Who knows...
>>611422728
ive just now started pay attention to the treads and am coming in to the loop just now speed me up to date
>>611422628
but in the end, I'm still afraid of bad robots
>>611422411
That can't be Brandon. Brandon is most likely fucking your girl right now, Tim.
Brandon, steals girl from Tim and is alpha as fuck
Tim, gets /b/ to deliver pizzas to Brandon's house and makes some guy drive to Walmart, archiving threads until 3 am trying desperately not to think about the sounds his girl is making while getting drilled by Brandon's cock.
I like Brandon. He's alpha as fuck.
>>611422838
see >>611420673
>>611422945
BRAND NEW COPYPASTA
I guess some robots are cool like optimus prime
>>611422908
what do you want from me?
but there are also some bad robots like megatron
and I don't want to be killed by megatron
>>611423053
but i dont want to read 7 threads of bullshit... just like summarize them into one nice sentence
>>611423231
man stop wtf
>>611420673
>>611423261
This, you fucking lazy fuck
>>611423261
See the greentext? That's the summary
why can't we cooperate with robots, like iron man and daft punk? they are cool robots
>>611422389
Lela star and?
>>611422945
He's a criminal
>>How is that alpha?
also, the bitch needs an alibi
>>Once again, I'm not seeing alpha anywhere
kek, anon thanks for bumping the backup thread for us.
what if there are no bad robots, but just misunderstood robots? like the one from i, robot
but if there are sentient robots, how can I know I'm not one as well?
and if I'm a sentient robot, I'm still a robot
but I still complete these captchas
>>611423365
can anyone confirm if the meet up happend cause if not ill go now
(OP) not sure.
>>611423500
>He's a criminal
Criminals are bad ass. Girls love bad guys, which is why she probably left Tim.
Brandon is the superior male.
but If i'm a robot and i still complete the captchas, this means that they are uneffective
>>611423775
Someone posted in thread 6.1 about going to the Walmart and getting detained by police for a few hours. It might be best to avoid Walmart.
and if im a robot and i complete the captchas that say im not a robot, this would mean im lying
>>611423932
(OP) but can you confirm that?
>>611423932
Brandon told the cyberpolice about the meet-up
>>611422016
>personal army
lol, fixed the misspelling of army from the last thread. You are a relentless troll dude. Never change.
but robots are not supposed to lie, so am i a sentient robot after all? or am i just a human with implanted memory that im a robot?
>>611424042
Can't confirm anything.
Except Brandon's faggotry
>>611423932
I mean ill go to walmart and see whats up, they cant detain me for shopping
Why bother? Literally NOTHING is happening with this.
>>611423775
OP from second, third, and fifth threads here, I'm pretty sure nothing has happened or will happen.
>>611423876
LOL No, he got caught
>>That makes him a failure
Also, like I said earlier, I shot off an email to his ugly sluts workplace. Just a quick one to ask thier policy on women who date predators who prey on children
I guess im really not a robot after all
>>611423932
>detained by police for a few hours
>arrived at Walmart less than an hour ago.
>>611424106
Post timestamp for proof
and hello op from 2,3,5
>>611424240
His words, not mine.
>>611424177
God's work anon
>>611424177
You really are upset, aren't you Tim.
Could it be that you can't understand why she prefers him over you?
bumping for woman
>>611423154
Sauce
when will this shit die? nothing is happening
>>611424300
NOTHERFUCKING SAUC EEEE
>>611424274
>not being able to instantly discern that he was trolling
>repeating it, revealing your gullibility.
>>611424385
http://videosearch.su/watch/movies/-10605510_171135068
I'm not a robot
>>611424170
I'm okay with letters to the neighbours and local schools warning them
I'm also OK with such things as
>>Asking for references from his boss about past work they have done and any stuff happening now, then contacting them with Little'b's sex offender status
>>Sending the same stuff to his bitches workplace with a nice letter about how they are plotting to rape kiddies she is 'nanny' to
>>611424519
(OP) Calling it quits after this thread
>>611424521
check filename, i need sauce as well
what if Brandon is fucking Tim and the girl started this shit for the lulz.
but I'm not a robot
>>611424300
But if robots had boobs I would be ok with that.
>>611424458
Victoria Justice's fappening videos look almost professional
>>611424346
Tim? Sorry Little'b, I'm Australian and in need of a good laugh this afternoon
That is why my efforts are the long distance kind, emails and general shenanigans
>>611424361
don't turn this again into a camwhore thread
This Thread Archive:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/611420388
Previous Thread Archive:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
>>611424519
See
>>611424170
I'm feeling the same way if nothing happens this thread.
>>611424579
Yes, let's do that.
>>611424687
i agree
altho im not a robot
>>611424666
What if in the first thread, people were looking at Brandon's FB before he deleted the incriminating messages, Satan?
>>611424361
bump with fresh pix pls
>>611424607
good. i think it's like 3am in florida. fucking nobody is up this late.
>>611424607
have a good night Tim. try not to imagine the sounds your girl is making as Brandon pounds her till sunrise, k?
>>611422020
were does it go?
not a robot
Any 239fags still around?
>>611424867
Makes no difference who started what or who's dating which british bulldog
>>I'm here for the lulz
>>611425007
the human throat is only 4 inches deep.
im getting an identity crisis, I'm really not a robot
>>611424555
Based anon
>>611424967
Is that like the noises he makes when he's in jail and getting the ol niga'jackhammering?
>>Or is she clenching her thighs closed and he's too gay to know the difference?
>>611425036
>the filename
>my sides
>>611424967
Kek, i'm not OP of thead#1, I started thread 6-8
>>611425124
it goes to the robotland
>>611425041
the cake is a lie
>>611420724
he just wants to know about the onions
>>611425257
Anyone who opposes Brandon is Tim, just like anyone who kisses Brandon's ass is Brandon
robots need to be oiled to move properly, right?
>>611425181
SAUCE
>>611425363
what onions?
not really a robot
>>611425497
The ones coming at him from the end of a potato gun. Didn't you read the summary, silly anon?
>>611425497
you know the onionfag paintball thing
im going back to /pol/ this shit is lame
I'm not a robot, am I?
i really hope im not a robot
ITT: On their way to fuck up a faggot, 239fags meet up at a Walmart and decide to suck e/o cocks instead, as Floridians are wont to do
i hate robots
Final Archive by OP:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611420388
i haven't even seen real robots irl
roombas dont count
>>611425497
There was an anon with a spud shooter and 2 onions. He died during the attempt to strike a pedo's house with his oniony fury.
what's up with the robots thing?
getting bored of bumping so I'll stop posting for now
>>611425924
some pornfag
>>611425924
faggot
onionon please don't disappoint. I'm still believing.
>>611425924
I'm not a robot and I need to express it
>>611426042
dooooooooon't stop
beliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeving
(OP) Good bye thread.
Will this "raid" come to be known as "The Onioning"?
Im starting to think that onionfag 239fag is brandon in disguise
>>611426042
'cause you're a dipshit lol
>>611426396
More like "The Disappointing"
Anon will deliver i know
>>611426295
OP of second, third, and fifth thread signing off. Thanks for the lulz, guys.
>nice porn, bro
>fukken saved
>>611426396
Please yes.
>>611426551
The Great 239 Puss-Out
>>611426489
That other anon was right.
Tim is a fucking fagot and this whole thing was a gigantic waste of time.
>>611426612
what lulz? This whole thing sucked. No one delivered anything.
so it just dies?
kinda sad, really
And now this reafirms my thoughts.
4chan is no more a place for retards but for fucking pussies, trap and dicklovers who can't raid a motherfucking pedo-house and fill it with onions, or yogurth
>>611426813
Yeah but there was major lulz in like threads 1-4 if you were there
>>611427105
I was there. There were no lulz.
>>611426813
Some shit was delivered before, buti think 239 fag died in a car crash and onionfag is ded cause he cut so many onions he drought himself in tears
>>611427215
there were some in 1 and 2 when bran was freaking out, but nothing special
>>611427281
Sorry "drown"
(OP) knocking out soon, Thank you OP 2, 3, 5
>fucking saved
With each new thread, less and less happened until all that was left were recaps and Brandon sucking his own dick. 239fags failed to deliver.
>>611422072
Sauce?
Meanwhile the thread dies slowly have some fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
First thread was worth the evening's luls on its own. Glad to have been there for the ride.
Night /b/
>>611427619
239: officially the gayest area code now
>>611427644
(OP) thanks anons
>>611427817
Calling for blanket IP ban on area code 239
>>611427281
It's official
>>611427832
Thanks to you restless op who saved this shit thread hoping for the best, may the universe hold you in the eternal embrace
>>611427348
That wasn't Brandon, it was Tim.
>>611427644
More like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvtpJe0lLaQ
>>611428122
Nice to see you, Brandon. How are you feeling?
>>611428029
(OP) Wow, that's literally the nicest thing I have heard on /b/ for 5 years.
>>611428122
tim gave us brandon's name
brandon started to freak out when the personal army request backfired
Was a pleasure to be here with you all /b/astards
May the great m00t hold you all in his mighty biceps
>>611428364
>m00t
>great
choose one
>>611428324
You gullible moron. Brandon was never in that thread.
Tim started the thread pretending to be Brandon and then flipped the entire thread against him to raise a personal army.
>>611428431
This is the cringiest "look! I know 4chan memes!" post I have ever read.
>>611428431
How about our mighty savior ultra lord?
>>611428564
Sorry, but jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>611428564
hey, randon, nice to see you again
(OP) Wholy shit this thread still continues, i thought it'd be dead already.
>>611428766
>>611428818
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.maavratech.fakewall&hl=en
>>611428898
thread was already dead whn you started it
>>611428991
You have better copypasta than that. Where's the one about that ugly slut coming around your loli-loving cock?
>>611428991
We've been over this. You can't like posts with Facebook apps.
Pretty sure the newsreader on tv just said something about a gunfight in bonita springs, but google news isn't turning anything up
>>611429096
Do you really think Brandon, who lives in Florida, is on 4chan at 4 in the morning when he has a new girl to fuck?
What i learn'd from this thread was:
>Onionfag is ded
>239fag died in a car crash
>239 is the gayest area code
>Brandon is Tim
>Tim is Brandon
>The neckbeard skank is ded
>Neckbeards love Snooki, Teen mom and Wall-mart
>I still can imply after 4 years
>>611429246
Judging by his sex offender status, she has long since gone to bed in anticipation of school the next morning
>>611429119
"This application will help its users to make fake Facebook wall posts along with comments and likes."
>along with comments and likes
>>611429322
top kek
>>611428564
damn it.
>>611429322
Between this and /pol/'s Canadian loser its been a good haul