Continuation from
>>611406637
>lets do this
Aww we want the Bump, gotta have that Bump
Buumppp
Bump ditty Bump a dang a dang ditty ditty
>>611409651
Bamppin' for backup
Bump da Bum Bump
239 fag here.... what did I miss?
Bumpppp
Bumping uglies on the new thread
bumpuuummmpp
Forrest Bump
Fuck off Tim. Brandon doesn't even look like he knows how to turn a computer on, much less find this place.
We all know it was you.
>>611412504
1. create thread pretending to be Brandon requesting personal arm
2. Wait about 15-20 replies.
3. Post a reply outing Brandon as a registered sex offender and challenge thread to come to my defense, successfully accomplishing reverse personal army
4. ???
5. Profit.
Bump Trek
Archive both threads:
Orig archive:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637
Backup archive:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bump
>>611412504
>>611412594
This image was faked using an app
>https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.maavratech.fakewall&hl=en
Tim was the Op of the original thread and you are all gullible new fags.
Nigger
no life faggots lol.
Meet the Bumpers
Archived (this is OP)
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637
401
402
403...
Bumper
>>611412504
>>611412594
>>611413182
>>611413960
"how do I get /b/ to fuck up the guy who stole my girl. he's too physically strong for me, but strength is only one attribute of many.
I still can't believe that she chose that big strong man with tats over me, after all I've done for her." - Tim
>>611414065
>>611414065
Your constant pasta damage control is exposing you, Brandon.
>>611409651
>>611412504
>>611412594
>>611413182
Brandon posts these in every thread as he huddles within his house, literally shitting himself with fear of the impending onion-fueled destruction advancing tirelessly toward him
>>611414314
>implying you haven't copypasta'd in 6 threads now, Tim
>>611414347
>>611414519
>implying i'm not evan
>>611414156
Seriously, between this boy and that man, which of the two look like the typical beta b/tard that would personal army after losing a girl?
>>611414519
>>611414773
definitely Brandon, going by the stupid shit on his facebook page. and also that he fucked a child, he's /b/ through and through
>>611414845
tell me more about how I'm rustled, Tim.
Where is your girlfriend btw?
Story?
>>611414773
It was Brandon's friends? What the fuck do you care, either get some onions and load out, or you're the russian dune coon immigrant friend of Brandon.
>>611415075
I'll take "things Tim would say" for 800 Alex.
Archiveddd:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637
>>611415275
i'm just a britbong enjoying his morning keks. if you want to waste your time brandonposting then that's fine by me, moon brother.
>in the last five threads
Anons calling eachother Brandon or Tim with no onions being shot from a launcher.
Signed, Brandon and Tim
When will op deliver
>>611415648
op never delivers
Other one hit limit
kek, onionanon and 239fag are keeping us waiting.
>>611415571
And I'm just an Amerifag from North Carolina trying to turn Tim's personal army against him for lulz
>>611415648
Somebody needs to do something.
Other thread is down, anons.
239 day here looks like it's just me for my bag of onions.
>>611414347
Would you want some onions in your pizza, sir?
>>611413960
ITT: whiteknighting a wigger pedophile
>>611415877
Cuz they're all high walking around wal-mart not even knowing why they went there in the first place.
kek,
Just came super hard to this pic.. at least something fruitful came of these threads haha
>>611414773
I'm not really sure it matters at this point. I think people are just staying for the onions.
>>611416088
haha great post
well meme'd my friend
>>611415873
fag
>>611415990
ITT: drinking the delicious tears of a beta male so pathetic his girl chose a wigger pedophile over him.
>>611415919
don't give up, we need onions fired
Order pizzas with nothing but onions to
>10876 Dean St
>Bonita Springs, FL 34135-9030
>>611416234
STFU kid
>>611416234
no u
>>611416269
It is kinda pathetic thinking about it...
These threads are so disappointing. You've got 2 white trash wiggers and a white trash skank and no one leaned on either faggot for nudes of the skank?
/b/ is broken.
>>611409651
>>611415919
keep up the good work, also you should jump in this thread
>>611414558
>>611415919
Tell me which walmart you're going to. I'm in 239 too
Jay bumpin
Still waiting for onionanon & 239fag
Archived this thread:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
Onionfag should post pics on how many anons are there.
/Spoiler/<Not a popo</Spoiler/
>>611416512
ignore this, this thread has more people in it
>>611416577
He's already gone, just go to brandons house and wait
>>611415919
"I'll be there in 30 minutes." You knock down that cardstand, anon.
>>611416509
My meme lives on >:)
Bumpin
>>611416577
kill yourself
>>611409651
Fanger bampin
>>611416807
kek, your meme belongs to anons now.
>>611416577
Officer you are going the wrong way
too long. still waiting for onionon to deliver.
>>611417092
oh look, it's me!
>>611416807
I saved it on my gore file
>>611417149
Onionon claimed to be at target residence like an hour ago.. I'm assuming troll
>>611417227
Catsukii is Love, Catsukii is Life.
>>611412594
>Brandon requesting personal arm
I hope he gets his own arm one day :(
Archived this thread:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
This thread sucks ass because the faggot OP didn't past the summary anywhere
The story:
>brandon comes to /b/ with pa request, target is tim, whose ugly gf he just stole
>/b/ makes contact with tim. an alliance is born
>/b/ doxes brandon, exposes his faggotry and pedophilic tendencies
>raid begins, hilarity ensues
>much embarrassment for brandon and his ugly gf. anon allegedly en route to brandons house
>brandon attempting damage control, obviously futile
>so much butthurt
>so much glory
>so much lulz
The anon's are meeting at Walmart before proceeding to Brandon's house.
One of them has a potato gun, which he will be firing onions with.
First thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611369954
Second thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611380949
Third thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611390334
Fourth thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611398917
Fifth thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637
Brandon Strickler
>/brad.michael.104?fref=ts
>Snapchat: b_boi239
>Phone: 2394655375
Sex Offender
>http://offend er.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personNbr=90619
Address:
>10876 Dean St
>Bonita Springs, FL 34135-9030
Work
>http://www.barbe etileandmarble.com/contact.html
>Twitter: barbeetile
>Barb [email protected]
Girlfriend (works as a nanny)
>profile. php?id=100009504783661&pnref=lhc
>Twitter: /KatieGillespieM/
>2nd fb: /kaitlyn.gillespie.12?__nodl
Her mom: /alicia.l.gillespie
>>611417314
Yeah fuck that faggot
>>611416577
I memed this for you
>>611417149
Its all up to the sole Walmart fag with a bag of onions
please, based onionon, where are you?
>>611417118
>>611417275
my life has been given meaning
#BetaLife
>>611417380
Kek, thanks anon
>>611417314
someone said he didnt live near a target though...
>>611417127
Yes, the Bonita Springs PD is trying to run a sting to prevent a pedophile's house from being pelted with 2 onions.
Why haven't you guys doxed Tim yet?
>>611417451
Now we're just reaching... I'm pretty ready to give up on this thread but I just can't bring myself to do it...
>>611415258
>>611417227
Show your face lmao
>>611414558
This thread is way better
how do you know of sting??? facts of gtfo!!
>>611417670
Lol still trying?
Holy shit, one thread at a time, god damn it
>>611417599
Fuck off, Brandon
When is onionfag going to deliver. I'm going to knock out soon and I'm already assuming he is troll
>>611417605
This shit will be all over /b/ for a week so you can sleep
>>611417780
meh...
>>611417859
Onionfag arrived at Brandon's house and saw him outside. He then went to Walmart to meet the other anon's for a cocksucking party.
>>611417316
<3
Archived:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
I got all kinds mugshots for Brandon. Looks like he went downhill fast, like an episode of Faces of Meth.
what are the real odds of local leos lurking /b/ real time over something like this?
>>611417815
It looks like Brandon's running the old Divide & Conquer ploy, anything to keep 2 onions from hitting his house!
>>611418018
Tits please
>>611417457
>pic related
>>611418131
Should've been in the TC nerd
>>611418018
show us your pretty nipples again
>>611417991
Allegedly a bunch of people at his house too. Weekly NAMBLA meeting potluck, byoboy.
>>611418108
onions?
>>611417879
I'm in Cali it's only like 11:30.. I'm just trying to do something else. Been in here since the first goddamn thread lol
>>611418018
Hey cat -jay. Bump. Onion fag
>>611418227
Too late for that
>>611418073
Awesome work anon, 10/10
>>611418018
bumpin the tits. -4chanisgay
>>611418363
Same
>>611417621
wtf /b/astards? i'd like to get some intelligent opinions here while we wait on the onions to fly. what are the real odds of local leos lurking /b/ real time over something like this?
bump the tits -plebb
>>611418363
My bad, you should eat an onion
>>611418563
Damn you're actually super cute lol
>>611418577
Well... It's possible.
>>611418563
do you have onions?
if so, please show us one
Bump, a wild drunkmonk appeared
(OP) Archived:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
>>611417546
Officer, I hard what sounded like the screams of an underage girl being held hostage by this upstanding citizen. I did what anyone with a potato launcher and 2 onions would do in my situation.
>>611418992
Hahaha
>>611418992
>I did
>admit nothing.
You need to take another look at that pic mate.
>>611418789
here's a bag of them in my kitchen
>>611418992
Kek
Fucking hell where is Onionanon and 239fag
>>611415919
WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGER
>>611418018
>>611418563
It's pretty bright outside. What's your time?
>>611419175
Sharpie in pooper?
>>611419305
2:44pm, I live in Australia
>>611419327
On my period.
>>611419175
thanks, you are based goddess
>>611419422
Hot
>>611419305
blind fuck can't read filenames
>>611418992
Kek'd
>>611419422
lame excuse, you sound like my girlfriend
Archived: (OP)
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
>>611419422
You menstruate out of your shitter? Girl, see a doctor.
>>611419305
This.
Gotta be east Europe or Asia
>>611419422
You bleed through you ass every month?....are you some kind of fucking period monster freak
>>611419669
>>611419698
:( All girls bleed out their poopers, didn't you boys know that?!
>>611419175
Get them to the Walmart in Bonita Springs, FL. There will be an army of /b/tards waiting there for you.
>>611419669
kek
239fag where the hell are you?
>>611419422
Just fucking do it already cinderella
>>611419830
But.. I live in Australia...
>>611419865
nup
>>611419422
Seek medical attention, a bleeding anus is not a sign of being on your period.
>>611419422
So i didnt say vag. Do u bleed from ur butt or something
I'm bringing pizza here
>>611419422
>On my period.
>Thinkin' 4chan cares
Hi newfag
>>611419945
Take a plane. It will be so worth it.
>>611420045
Sleep tight, pizza
Do girls have dicks just like boys?
>>611419389
Where abouts in Perth?
>>611420002
>>611420000
I'll go see a doctor right away, thanks!
>>611420225
Mandurah
>>611420000
those quads dont lie
Holy shit this has degenerated to a camwhore thread... RIP hope for oniony vengeance
>>611420235
In all seriousness tho. Sharpie +pooper
>>611419422
Nah you're just a lying slut, with hemorrhoids
>>611420333
Triiips
I'm assuming onionfag died, abducted, pussied out or got caught by the popo's at this point. Either that or he's a cum-guzzling fagtroll.
>>611420271
Tits
New thread
>>611419422
We don't care
>>611420379
Nice try Brandon
>>611420385
Damn, you found me out!
>>611420333
Those trips don't lie about those quads
>>611420473
Nigga we only at 200
(OP) Backup thread:
> >>611420388
Archived:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
>>611420442
Cops coulda got him... Some fag said the Walmart he was at and the guy asking seemed sketchy
>>611420225
>>611420271
>>611420454
subiaco representing here /b/ros
>>611420548
>>611420595
Stop jumping the gun
onionon is dead. an hour has passed still no timestamp. am out.
>>611420548
Can you please throw an onion at somebody so I can go to bed?
>>611420735
fag
would a local pd seriously fuck with this?
>>611420785
Cya brandon
>>611420442
>Either that or he's a cum-guzzling fagtroll.
was the fact that he was trolling ever in doubt or is it summer already?
>>611420651
There's 2 walmarts or something I thought.
>>611420872
....... no fucktard
>>611420898
Weren't you going to sleep brandon
>>611420548
R u going to post more or can i go to sleep
>>611420785
Good night brandon
>>611420898
Dude, summer doesn't start until May. What does that have to do with anything?
>>611421066
Go to sleep!
>>611420968
Nah he told the sketchy dude exactly what walmart he was at haha
Archived:
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
>>611420973
jw coach
>>611421258
you are such a fucking fagot
>>611421327
kek, you mad bro?
Hey guys! Holy shit, this shit's still live? I went to Walmart and waited then some cop came up and wanted to know why I had a paintball gun. I got detained for 2 fucking hours. Can't believe you're still posting. What's up with the onion stuff?
>>611421597
Another fag had a potato gun that he was going to shoot onions out of.
>>611421597
Lol prove it fag
>>611421597
lying cunt
>>611421597
Pic or gfto
>>611421597
Tell us everything
I bet Brandon told the fuzz to lurk the Walmart
>>611421597
go again
>>611421597
Read the threads fag
>>611421597
Bullshit, fag
>>611421708
How do I prove I was detained and released, you faggot?
what if 239fag is Brandon?
>>611421883
Timestamp with gun
>>611421774
That's what I thought lol
>>611421883
if you weren't a lying pussy you would have had you iphone rolling
>>611421845
Yeah, I want to see what all I missed. Hope you guys got him good without me.
>>611421981
This, and why would any cop detain you for that, too fucking random
You didn't miss much scrub
>>611420884
fucking faggot calling anyone Brandon you faggot fuck.
just post a pic of someone throwing an onion on a window already. this is taking too long.
>>611421069
Archived
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
>>611422177
You didn't miss much scrub
What if Brandon is tim and tim is brandon, and the girl. All in on it or one person. Troll for the ages.
>>611422333
nice trips brandon
>>611422490
This
>>611421981
You guys never learn, do you? Anyone with a paintball gun can do that, what would it prove?
>>611422333
Checked brandon
>>611422490
What if you drill a hole through your skull
>>611418563
Looks like the fit bitch im doing, except her hairs shorter
>>611422738
So we could all be mind fucked easier? Trolled
>>611422611
Right along with social security number and passport information right?....unfuckingbelievable
Thanks 4 archiving the biggest troll in history.
Archived:
> >>611409651
>>611417380
Now this shit makes a lot more sense.
Have we doxed the onions yet?
Whoops, here is archive sauce
> http://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
bump for sauce
this is fucked and i hate you all
New thread >>>611420388
Also featuring some fag posting porn and rambling about robots
Backup thread has pornfag going around:
>>611420388
Seriously. Fuck all of you
>>611424628
lol k
>>611423352
no one cares. this entire event will be forgotten by Friday.