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I made a $500 bet that this cunt Hillary will not win the next

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I made a $500 bet that this cunt Hillary will not win the next election

What are my odds?
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50/50
she either wins, or doesn't
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>>611338502
Unless republicans bring in a game changer you just lost 500 bucks

Also people make bets on presidential elections? Shit. Well, at least it encourages people to vote
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>>611338706
Who are you voting for if anyone?
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>>611338502
You're good, girls can't be presidents
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>>611338826
I'm voting for Hilary unless another serious runner comes in

then again I don't like the idea of presidential dynasties so I might go for someone else
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>>611338705
nigger with that logic anyone has a 50/50 shot ofbeing the next president

god damn man i have a 50 percent chance of being the next pres. fees good man. apparently you do to

shitlogic is shit
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>>611339129
Feminazi detected
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>>611339148
umadbro
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Your odds aren't good, OP. Basically, what are the odds that Paul, Rubio, or Walker win Republican nomination? Those are your odds.
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>>611339441
if anything i kind of liked the idea ofthinking i had a 50/50 shot of being the next president

i was just trying to correct other anons shit logic by making a point
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>>611339193
>be an independent that plans on voting for the most moderate candidate running
>"Fucking liberal femnazi cuck"
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>>611339566
rubio is shit so is walker
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>>611339713
Voting for Rand Paul and yes, I am Independent.
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The alternatives are all retarded or too good to be nominated so say goodbye $500

You should have spent it on a whore or strip club. Or a ps4.
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>>611339148
No, not anyone has a 50/50. You have to be one of the nominees. Something tells me you aren't 35 or older, so you cant be president. You have a 0/100 chance
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>>611340010
>ps4
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>>611338861
Must be nice over in Shitpackastan, huh?
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>>611339657
A point which was completely wrong and baseless
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>>611340010
Lol whatever. It's a drop in the bucket, faggot. You still gave no reason why this murdering liar will win the election.
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>>611340249
It makes just as much sense as hillary having a 50/50 shot

she isnt the democratic nominee yet, just like i am not anominee yet

i am over 35 nigger
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Since Waka's running I'd say your chances are not good.
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>>611338502
Hilary exactly same shit than Obama
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>>611340836
Waka? Nigga what?
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>>611340836
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the fuck is waka again?
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>>611340699
Sure, bro. We believe you
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>>611338502
67 yo, too old!
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>>611338502
She won't even get the nomination. It's money in the bank son.
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>>611341058
i could say i have a mustang gt and over 100,000 in thebank but you wouldnt believe that either. I am not trying to make you guys believe anything... Believe it or dont. this is /b/
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>>611341218
who willget the nomination then

rubio is literally an idiot. remember that rebuttal he did a couple years ago? he took a drink of water on tv and it made him look like god damn forrest gump.. he is the second coming of george w bush
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>>611340699
>i am over 35
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>>611340272
I know its not the point you were trying to make, but that was an xbox.
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>>611341218
>She won't even get the nomination
>After CNN busted a nut over her going to a mexican fast food place
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>>611340699
from the way you are talking and your understanding of odds and statistics.... im gonna guess you are 15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyd_eIgrnfk
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>>611341619
LRR, Feed Dump if I'm not mistaken. Nice
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>>611340897
At least both of them know how to speak English.
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>>611341619
Okay. fine. believe whatever you want? why lie
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>>611341807
Yup, i bet you are a mathematician huh?
Guess again homebolio
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I dont know. Paul's agenda looks pretty sweet, and the other candidates are retarded for the most part. People dont really trust the clintons, but they also dont trust the bush family, so the likelyhood of either winning are diminishing.

>>611341218
>is this a rubio ad?
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>>611341966
idk... why are you lying?

maybe to make yourself seem like an adult as oppose to a retarded kid who has no clue how odds work
>everyone in the country would be 50/50
>everyone would be 50/50
>700 million people would be 50/50
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>>611338502
youre fucked bro. the elite are already setting her up to be the "one to vote for". that fukn evil psychopathic cunt
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>>611342120
no but i know that if everyone in the country was a candidate, the odds wouldnt be 50/50 for any one person to win
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>>611342330
its like the odds a persons front door is unlocked. the odds are not 50/50 simply because the door is either locked or unlocked
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>>611342243
Paul seems like the best repub candidate yet.
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>>611342491
no body is saying that. i certainly didnt
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Why would most americans nowadays freely give up their rights as citizens. Do you know how hard it is to get certain things now? Imagine how much more difficult its going to be living with a religiously dominated leader with anti abortion and pro gun beliefs.
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>>611342629
>nigger with that logic anyone has a 50/50 shot ofbeing the next president
>god damn man i have a 50 percent chance of being the next pres. fees good man. apparently you do to

if you still dont get why these statements prove you have no grasp of statistics and odds, than you are completely hopeless and need to just kill yourself
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>>611342716
uhhhh yes you did.

see>>611343094
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>>611342629
Deprived of any other information other than it is a front door ith a lock, the odds ARE 50/50. All we know is it is a door that can be either locked or unlocked. You'd have to provide other information to change those odds.

What kind of neighborhood is it? Is anyone home? Did you watch them leave or enter the home (Which could give you a definitive answer)
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>>611343361
do you guys not see how hard you are being trolled?
how new are you?>>611343361
newfaggots. fucking hate newfaggots
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>>611343797
You shouldn't hate yourself, newfriend
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>>611343745
the odds are not 50/50.

more than most homes have their front door locked. this is common knowledge. because you know, most people dont want their fucking front doors unlocked
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>>611343973
i have been on /b/ for 7 years. try again
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>>611339441
Shutup faggot anons right
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>>611344089
7 years???

then you should hate yourself
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Unless the GOP can dig up a candidate that isn't literally certifiable... You've lost your money my friend.
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http://strawpoll.me/4178370
Vote, niggers
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>>611343797
>hurrr durrr i made a moronic statement
>i know, ill say it was a troll
>that will keep me from looking like the retard i am
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>>611344287
this

>>611344089
wow the size of your neckbeard must be incredible
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>>611338502
Betfair faggot
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>>611344393
you havent proved it wrong even though i was trolling.
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>>611344526
it was amazing. i recently shaved.
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>>611338502

i wont bet ya, shes got it in the bag.

I always vote republican, but its so clear the righties are just happy to be bench riders and collect a check. they dont know how to win and dont want to. just in it for 2nd place and easy money.

Now if they wanted to go against clinton... they could bring up the treatment of walmart workers. remember how the news would go on and on how they dont offer their workers health care. Guess who was on the walmart board of directors duing that time? hillary

Her comment about being shot at during the serbian crisis was made up. not to mention her husband sided with the invading muslims during that time instead of our christian brothers who were figting against the enemy we all have now.

she got alot of warts, and because shes a female, its like shes immune from attackes because of it.

this country is over. being a victim is what wins.
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>>611338502
>502â–¶>>611338706 >>611338861 >>611340897 >>611341204 >>611341218 >>611342440 >>611344663
>I made a $500 bet that this cunt Hillary will not win
shes damaged goods thres no way she will win. shes already been outed as a criminal and liar and overall grade A cunt
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>>611345111
republican detected
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She will be buying votes by offering the same supposed free stuff Obama did....dangling the carrot of free college to buy the young voters. The other side won't be offering free stuff. Thanks to the fact that hardly anyone votes. The union worker states and morons that believe anything is free will give her win
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>>611338502
vote for rand paul bitches, he is the only genuine candidate trying to change the fucked up cronyism in government

seriously look him up
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>>611344669
then you cant read

If you are actually trying to imply that>>611339148 was a troll post, you are more retarded than i thought
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>>611338502
>$500 bet
are you from europoor?
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>>611345396
trolls trolling idiots. ITT
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>>611345111
retard detected

captcha agrees - retar
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>>611345177
naw just someone who can spot a shitty person from a mile away
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If between Hilary and jed bush. I choose clinton
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>>611345486
>hurrrr durrr if i keep responding then it will seem like i was trolling from the start and not just a retard who cant do maths
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Offshore betting sites have her at +100 for payoff and generic republican at +120, so I'd say 50/50.
It's too early to fucking tell though, so have fun with your $500 coin toss that takes nearly two years to resolve.
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>>611338502
You just lost $500 faggot

Chances are every women and all the minorities will vote for her
White middle-aged conservatives have no chance of countering that even with the Electoral college system

But I don't think she'll win a majority in the Senate or in the House of Representatives
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niggers and spics will vote for her
libtards will vote for her
sloots aka women will vote for her

maybe you can suck some cock to recoup yopur loses
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She will win.
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You lost $500. 8 years of a black man, 8 more of a woman, then 8 years of a Latino. Repubs are fucked forever with the retards they run.
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>>611345688
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>>611338502

Your odds will vary greatly constantly until November 2016.
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>>611345586
republican in denial detected
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>>611345708
okay sure, believe whatever newfag
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>>611345813
last white MALE president

fix'd
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>>611338502
Safe bet.
Swing votes are fed up with obongo and the democrats.
Jeb Bush is going to end up winning the republican primary. Hes going to go on and pull in all but the most mouth frothing rightards with his families republican image. This will prevent him from alienating traditional republicans with a reformist policy on immigration.
This will then lead to a pro immigrant vote for him, a usual stronghold of democrats. His only real opposition will be from homos and feminists.
Plus who the fuck wants another Clinton getting oral under the desk incident? Disgusting.
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>>611345353
Not enough people care, and the sheeple that live in shitty apartments or have to rent crappy houses are happy because they think they are getting something free.
If those people ever realize that they will never get ahead or have a decent life, then something might change. Until then whoever offers free stuff will win
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Can anyone provide a legitimate reason to vote for her?
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>>611345950
you know how i know you are new???

you use the phrase newfag unironically
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>>611346054

Which works until they run out of money then its time to open the collective farms
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>>611345353
OP here
I am.
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>>611345853
libertarian, we dont allow retards in our political party unlike democrats and republicans
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>>611345688
But it isn't between those two.
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>>611345353
considering the shit candidates we have right now... im going to have to vote for either rand or hilary

problem is rand will never get the GOP nomination so he will have no chance to win. Independents can not win so ill probably end up voting for hilary
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>>611346270
Agreed, it's shocking how much of our population thinks taking supposed free stuff from the government that our tax money funds somehow equates to them getting ahead.......at some point someone will have to pay
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>>611345765
Minorities will vote for her thinking that she's like her husband and will be sadly mistaken.

>>611345788
See previous reply. Also, I've got the money lol not a problem.
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>>611346204
i have been here since 2008. newfriend
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Your bet is NOT value. It does seems likely that Clinton will win the next election as she is considered favourite by every bookmaker. HOWEVER! you could have got value for money by placing this exact same bet on at betfair. The odds at betfair are 2.16/1 and i presume the odds for your bet are 1/1. The returns on betfair for a $500 bet returns approximately $580 rather than $500 with your friend.

Gamblingfag here.

Tip: Learn how to use oddschecker.
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>>611346588

>libertarian

lol. you'll grow up.
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>>611346588
libertarian is the /b/ tard version of republican
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>>611345810
LOL 8? Try either 4 or zero.
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Lol, good luck bud, whether you hate her or not, ( I personally believe a woman pres would be a great change of pace) she's gonna win. Unless god shits out another candidate that's miles ahead of what republicans have now, there's no chance
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>>611346588
>libertarian. we only allow retards in our political party unlike democrats and republicans

fixed it for you.
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>>611338502
You will win! Not even ameritards can be t-h-a-t stupid.
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>>611344012
Not with someone home. Most houses with people inside during the day leave the front door unlocked. But you didn't provide any information other than it is a door with a lock. No time of day, no information about the neighborhood, is the property fenced, is anyone home, is it secluded or lumped in with many other houses?

With the information you provided, the door has a 50/50 chance of being locked
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>>611345430
Murica
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>>611346739
its frustrating isnt it

how come good people never make it to the top? literally the only choices are always faggots who are only trying to get power to make themselves and friends rich, and satisfy their own ego. they literally cant give two shits about the country
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Id like to give a round of applause to jolly ole England.

they are the ones pulling the strings to make sure all their old white colonies that rebelled have been turned on their head.
what better way to get even.
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>>611347238
with no information provided it wouldnt be 50/50
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>>611347213
But I am an Americunt
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>>611346977
how do you gamble online without getting irs audits? i thought taht shit was illegal
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>>611338502
If the dems are smart you win.

Picking Hillary is basically the worst thing they could do. She's already committed a few criminal acts (though her supporters wouldn't care if she'd gassed the jews herself) and the dems would be delusional to think any Republican would work with her. About the only way you're going to find a worse candidate is if Diane Feinkeinstein runs.

IMO if they want to win they need to find a moderate who appeals to both sides and isn't out to fuck anyone over. If they can't I'm betting the right foot on that left right left right march is coming.
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>>611338502

>Clintons- Economic bliss

>Bushs- Economic turmoil.

You just lost $500 smackers
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>>611346929
sure you have.... i completely believe your word on that
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Hey, hey guys what does this say? I got it free at a yard sale and was wondering what does it say or what language it's in
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>>611347026

no american man worth his salt would want a female president.
plus, hillary is a rotten punk. shes not upstanding. her daughter married a jew. shes beholden to foreign interest due to her greed. shes gotten away with murder.

nice change of pace... hows that koolaid taste. prolly just like the obama nigger drank you had and look where that got us.

plz, dont vote. you arnt ready for it yet.
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>>611347388
What I ment was: Not even americunts can be stupid enough to elect that creature president. If they are that dumb and do it anyway, america has lost its credibility for ever.
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>>611347685
do it or dont. i do not care. you dun goofed
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>>611347496
Nobody cares about that shit anon.....they just want free phones, and gay marriage. And the thought that they have free healthcare, and possibly free college...Who fucking cares if she commits crimes or denies help during bengahzi
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There's this, too
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>>611347038
so someone who thinks you should be able to make your own life decisions is retarded? you like having nanny gov tell you pot is bad for you? you like having nanny gov tell you how big your soda bottle can be? seriously, every time someone like you spouts your angsty liberal bs im always amazed considering libertarians literally represent everything you libs want minus the extra taxes
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>>611347629
>implying that Clinton and Bush are the only two candidates.
>implying that Bush officially announced that he's running.
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I'm about 80% sure that dems won't win, as long as republicans don't try to get another fucking Mormon/tea party member/ extremist elected. Too many moderates feel Obama didn't do enough, and I still know a ton of people that say that America isn't ready for a woman president.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpTR-UmID4w I'm trying to make this video go viral for the hilldawg...
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>>611347284
mostly because 2 reasons...

1. campaign finance laws basically make it so the person with the biggest bank roll has the best odds of winning elections

2. The good candidates are usually less willing to pander to the lowest common denominator
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>>611347629

lollll you think clinton was the reason for the great economy during his run.

it was microsoft and the tech boom you nitwit.
any president could have been in office and not fuck that up.
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>>611347731
It's a viking rune. It says "and my axe."
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>>611340272
For some reason I continued to watch that wondering if they were gonna fuck.
Am I gay?
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>>611347731
Looks like Chinese. Don't know what it says
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>>611348017
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>>611347887
Good point, anon
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>>611347943
fucking alien babys bruh, she doesnt have the peoples interests at heart. shes looking ut for the got damn moon niggers
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>>611347900
you clearly do care since you are still replying
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>>611347343
Yes it would. It has two possible states, locked and unlocked. There is no information modifying those odds. With no modifiers, the likelihood of the door being locked is exactly the same as the likelihood of it being unlocked
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I don't give two shits what gender they are so long as they don't shit all over the constitution.

Guess what Hillary will do.
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Any anon that works and pays taxes should not vote for someone offering free handouts to entice others to not work
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>>611348152
>>611347731

Thank you guys for trying.
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>>611338502
that is the safest bet you will ever make
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>>611348075

It was under his Clinton's watch...he gets the credit.

pic related.
it's you.
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>>611348075
/thread
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>>611348285
>Guess what Hillary will do.

Learn to smoke a cigarr like her husband did?
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>>611348075

Well, Bush would've let two airplanes hit the twin towers. That would've changed the economy quite a bit.
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>>611347444

Use a VPN. I personally use VPN express.
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>>611347952
As a liberal and someone who is strongly against libertarianism, it's not that I don't agree with the social policies of libertarianism, I just happen to believe that some elements of the economy is better off being regulated.
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>>611338826
Rand Paul
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>>611347444

also deposit and withdraw from a skill account. (similar to paypal)
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>>611348777
Lucky trips confirm he's going to win
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>>611349069
i wouldnt mind rand... but he has no chance in hell... he wont win the GOP nomination and an independent will never stand a chance with how the system works currently
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>>611348172
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>>611348600

and clinton let them bomb the trade towers in 93

and let bin laden slide in 98 when they had a chance to take him out.
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>>611347862
well said
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>>611347988
>as long as republicans don't try to get another fucking Mormon/tea party member/ extremist elected.


yea good luck with that. primaries and fundies op
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y'all elected a niggr for the first time. dont think you're ready for a madame president yet. think it's time for another middle aged white man at the helm again.
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Hillary sided with the invading muzzies in the 90's.

what does she have to say for that now.
fuck that cunt. shes no good.
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>>611347862
This
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>>611349503
not who you responded to but considering we were still selling him weapons in 98, i dont think any president would have "taken him out".
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>>611340283
He's got a point though. Women make terrible decisions where judgement and logic is required. Take for instance bengazzi.
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>>611348017
hes not bad but what good will this do?
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>>611349503

Quite a comparable tragedy. I won't even explain that second stupid thing you said. No president would've taken him since we were still giving them weapons at that time.
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She could take a steaming piss all over the constitution and would still do a better job than the republicans.

She is the dry side of the shit that is murican politics.
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>>611349797
who gives a fuck about bengazzi other than retards and fox news?

A dozen people died. This happens ALL THE TIME. Do you know how many times US embassies have been attacked and people killed? pretty fucking often.
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>>611338502
Hillary loves my balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1migCN1K_8E
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>>611348017
I left a comment on your youtube troll. You should be careful because we are going to stop that is slander.
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Doesn't matter what Paul or anyone else's platform is, presidents don't really have a lot of power to set policy unless it exactly aligns with their party's platform or they can do it with executive order. Republicans have the house and the senate and a Republican president isn't going to veto the crazy shit they get to passing. Any non-retarded person at this point votes for whoever wins the democratic primary, which will be Clinton. Vote strategic or you're empowering the evangelical right.

This is coming from a libertarian who would prefer Paul.
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>>611350060
Hillary loves my fur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q06fZsFnC0Y
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>>611338502

The huge feminist wave nowadays happens for a reason. I have been saying that shit for 3 years now. When she is elected it will be a horrible world for men.
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>>611338502
She looks hillaryous xD
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>>611348017
ok its funny but to the point we need people from florida to get on board or the election is fuct
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Anyone got rule 34 of her?
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>>611350387
i sure hope not
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>>611349797
You mean the thing that only fox news cared about and the Republican lead investigation found no wrongdoing and no obvious errors made?
Go back to Faux news, you buzzword eating fuckwit
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a challenger appears
i want to fuck her so bad
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>>611350318
Monica Lewinsky has a better shot of being elected than Hillary
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>>611350036
Site another instance where the secretary of state completely ignored warnings from the embassy....
Protip- you can't
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>>611338706
>Also people make bets on presidential elections
I used to work in Vegas...

People make bets on fucking little league baseball games (like 10,000 dollar bets) playing at 3am all jacked up on cocaine.

People will bet on anything.
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>>611338502

There is a 95% chance she will be the next President. She is a woman. You know the times we're in. Obama won for being black, and Hillary will win for being a woman. Nothing else matters because elections are essentially popularity contests, and the Republican party is currently dead. There won't be another Republican president for at least another decade, and maybe not even then.

Either some asian woman runs against her out of nowhere or she wins.
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>>611350723
Site ANY instance where the secretary of state ignored warnings from the embassy
Protip - You can't.
Did you not pay any attention to the Republican led investigation's report?
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>>611350252
sad but true
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>>611350661
She's got a better shot at getting bills nutshot. Kek.
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>>611348017
10/10 WOULD FUCK
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>>611350931
hmm the Republican party didnt seem so dead 5 months ago when it threw the Democrats a EPIC historical beatdown and took both houses. You should check out the news sometime instead of relying on your fucked up effeminate liberal feels
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>>611345353

Rand Paul 2012!!!
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>>611342999
"Anti abortion" and "pro guns" ARE rights.
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>>611350823
50 bucks say they don't
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Theres a book coming out in the next week that exposes all of the Clinton's offshore donators and connects to state policy changes. Hilary is done as soon as the media gets it.
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>>611350954
I can't wait for our state secrets to be sitting on a MS Exchange 2000 server in the Whitehouse basement.
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>>611350263
back to reddit faggot
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>>611350723
What about when a president ignored warnings of a terror attack from his own cabinet that might kill thousands?

You are clearly clueless as to the workings of the government... there are threats like this every day. The problem is deciding which ones are credible and which ones arent.
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>>611348017
>>611350060
>>611350263
>>611351067

This is NOT funny! You are not helping our cause at all. These pictures only serve to slanderize and decreditalize Miss Clinton. If you really support her, you should stop posting these pictures. If she saw them, it would surely hurt her feelings. Do you want to hurt Hillary's (soory for first name, we're not like that) feelings? I don't. She's a lovely lady.
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>>611351397
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>>611351512
Well... so she's got the competency of George w. Bush... yeah let's vote her into office.
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>>611350931
>Obama won for being black
obama won because palin was a heartbeat away from becoming president, and romney was the embodiment of wall street right when his type were leading our economy down the shitter.
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>>611338502
agreed, OP
she won't get the nomination
But she will probably be the running mate
of the scumbag who does.

We should be voting for this faggot, though.
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>>611351663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpTR-UmID4w
u don't get it florida is a key state
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>>611351787
Nope he won because he is a nigger and all the liberal white guilt cuckolds wanted to be "cool" with their niggers. Being a nigger is the 1 and only reason he won. if you disagree you are fucking retarded and should kill yourself
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>>611351787
Yep and he got 95 percent of the black vote. And black turnout was 200 pct higher in his first year. Because?
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>>611351942
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>>611351738
no because she was being told by the people at the embassy who are of course going to err on the side of caution... not to mention, it was an attack against a dozen vs an attack against thousands not to mention the backbone of the US economy.

If you actually think that the results of bengazzi and 9/11 are even close to being in the same conversation, i just feel sorry for you
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>>611351293
a clump of cells isn't a person
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>>611338502
Dear god her fucking thousand yard stare and fake smile
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She has a good chance because they let just about anyone vote.

I think Obama got elected purely because of the fact that hes black. I think Hillary will get elected purely because shes a girl.

I think in order to vote you cant be on welfare, and need a college degree in at least a semi respectable field, and some sort proof you know politics.

In my opinion Obama makes a good president, but i really dont have any hopes for Hillary. Ill genuinely be upset if she gets elected.
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>>611352141
>implying dems dont always get 95% of the black vote

you must be autistic
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>>611351293
yes, but that doesn't mean you should use guns to perform abortions. what kind of monster aRe you?
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>>611352147
this this this 1000x this
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>>611351942
hillary clinton at 1:50

8 cakes capture
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>>611349797
That's a stupid example. You cant have a woman president because its impossible to make rational decisions and be emotional. Since women are always emotional a woman cant be president.
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>>611352147

Who isnt these days?
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>>611352012
republican detected

no one wanted sarah palin in the front office and no one wanted mitt romney with his binders full of women either

not to mention romneys fuccboi vp nominiation
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>>611352146
Same fault in decision making. Obviously more dire consequences. Clinton is a talking head president. Just like Barack is. if hillary wins the cabinet of advisors will be the moral compass of our country yet again.
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>>611352012
topkek
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>>611351942
hillary mention at 1:49, top kek
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Here's the thing: if you're young, underemployed, owe thousands in college debt, and you vote republican, then you're a goon and you deserve what you get.
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>>611352250

The colleges would become heavily influenced by government and the country would become authoritarian.

Clearly you dont understand how politics works and shouldn't vote.
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>>611352744
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>>611352345
They dont. Historically 70. Look it up.
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>>611350931
Tumblr detected
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>>611351211
*Ron
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>>611351408
Sweet
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>>611351909
He probably wears Depends.
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>>611351191

I'm a conservative and there was nothing effeminate about my post. I'm not even sure how you came to the conclusion that I was a liberal.

The Republican party is in disarray and has no strong leader. Again and again it will come back to religion and not liking gays and abortion and whatnot, and Republicans will lose.

But even if they didn't have those easy buttons to push and use to defraud any potential Republican candidate, Clinton will win because she is a democrat and a woman. It is simply the time we live in. You can stay deluded about it if you want, but I would bet my life on a democrat winning the 2016 election, and there is a very high chance it will be Clinton barring some massive scandal.
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>>611351942
THIS FUCKING AUTIST IS A SHILL FOR THE DEMS ITS A VIRAL CAMPAIGN TO WIN FLORIDA I SAW A THING ABOUT THIS GUY ON THE NEWS
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>>611338502
100%

The bitch is going down.
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>>611352636
Even a retarded white person is a clear choice over the smartest nigger. so really you cannot come up with any logic that defends choosing a nigger over a human for anything
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>>611342440
Sadly I agree with this guy. 10's of millions of SJW dumbasses will beckon to her call paying no attention to the elites pulling her strings. IT WILL ALL BE FOR PROGRESS DONT YOU SEE?? We had a nigger running shit, doing a decent job from what I've seen...and now we will get a woman running the most powerful nation on earth...we are fucked
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>>611353110
see>>611353411
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>>611353480
nigger is not the same as black guy. i know some intelligentblack guys. i also know somestupid niggers. i know white niggers. stop beingso nazi
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>>611351408
>donators
Are "donators" somehow related to truthiness?
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>>611353411
her life is full of fucking scandal. and the onlyone who cares what fags think are liberals.
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>>611351909
>she won't get the nomination
Who will then?
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JEB FOR PRESIDENT!
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>>611353698
you liberal nigger loving fuck, There is no such thing as a smart nigger. The only time a nigger is acting smart is when he is trying to run a con on the unsuspecting. Why do you think our nigger cages (prisons) are so full?
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>>611352816
>then you're a goon and you deserve what you get.
the problem is that the rest of us get it, too.
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>>611353797
>her life is full of fucking scandal.

Current scandal. Relevant scandal. Something bigger than "I keep secrets on my phone". Nobody cares about the past. People care about whether a candidate has a D or an R and whether they're a white guy or a minority/woman. That is the extent that most voters go to in their thought of who they vote for. Unless something huge happens to fuck over her campaign, I don't see her running into trouble.

>and the onlyone who cares what fags think are liberals.

Fags can vote, so there you go. And those fags and SJWs will vote for Hillary. You can cover your ears all you want but it's not going to change the outcome.
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>>611352824
I never said i should be able to vote, i actually tell people i dont vote because i dont know anything about politics.

Clearly youre retarded and shouldnt post.
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>>611354013
you might as well just nominate your local homeless man in the reublican spot instead
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>>611352250
>clearly doesn't understand politics and therefore should not vote.
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>>611353981
elizabeth warren
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>>611354121

You're trying tremendously hard to troll and doing a bad job of it.
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>>611349797
>First Lady (Second Hoe)
Kek
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>>611354013
Are you stupid enough to vote for ANOTHER Bush?
The first two both fucked up.
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>>611348379
He gets the credit...according the most ignorant, low-information voters..intelligent ones know better

>>611352345
They dont. Look it up before you speak

>>611352636
>complaining about binders full of women
What kind of retards are on /b/ nowadays
If you don't understand what he was saying, you're retarded
If you understood what he was saying, you were just looking for a reason to be offended
That was genuinely the most retarded criticism of the 2012 elections

>>611348075

And not even Al Gore himself would have stopped the housing bubble bursting that led to the great recession
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>>611354121
nope, no such thing as a smart nigger. but there are smart black people. just as there are some smart white people and some dumb white people

just because you are black doesnt make you anigger. the way youact and dress determines that.

i know more white niggers thanblack niggers, and i am from rural tn.

stop trolling/10
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>>611354372
nope. facts just hurt little sensitive liberal ears. why dont you get a granola snack and go cry in your prius you fucking faggot cunt
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>>611353463
Cha-ching, nigga
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>>611354013
>JEB FOR PRESIDENT!
all hail the new dynasty!
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>>611354281
>>611352824

Ok well let's put it this way:

either we set up some actual standards so that they can prove that they understand what each candidate stands for

Or we continue to have glorified popularity contests where each voter goes for Red or Blue/White guy or Black Guy/Woman or man. It's sickening to think that someone's vote counts just as much whether they're some retarded feminist voting for anything with a vagina vs someone who deeply cares about politics.

I won't even go into the fact that most votes don't even matter or that it arguably doesn't matter at all, but whatever.
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>>611354345
>elizabeth warren
if she were to run, i'd support her. enthusiastically.

but so far i'm taking her at her word. anybody else?
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>>611352250
>In my opinion Obama makes a good president
Please... you deserve a spot hanging in my family tree just like that nigger president.

Biggest fucking con artist, liar, scumbag president we have ever had. Can only think of two worse, and they were just dumb fucks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyd_eIgrnfk

Why aren't you voting for Waka Flocka Flame /b/?
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>>611338502
Congrats on pissing away $500. Hilary could sell America to ISIS and liberals would still support her
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>>611341580
The real Idiot is a liberal piece of shit trying to make a big deal out of a sip of water.
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All these implications that the average voter knows literally anything about the people they vote for besides what they read on Wikipedia.
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>>611354719
i have a mustang gt.. lol. not the person you were replying to but ok.
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>>611354719

You should take an intelligence test against that "stupid nigger" Obama. I bet money on Obama.
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I’m not even going to bother with greeting the likes of you, I’m just gonna get to the point.

Whenever I read about some of you faggots claiming to have a great job, making 100k a year or receiving this or that education,
I roll my eyes and laugh. It’s cute really, because let me tell you a little something about myself:

I'm a Junior Chief Executive Officer. I’ve got degrees from Harvard and Oxford and I'm only 23 years old. I make 470k+ a year,
and that's just a starting salary. While you suckers are still working your blue collar jobs or attending clown college in the
hopes of scoring a Mickey Mouse degree, I'm travelling the world 24/7, flying Elite class, driving the finest handmade automobiles
or sailing $25 m yachts. Money, women, respect, the whole shebang. I’ve got it all.

Sometimes I look down from my airplane window and think about all those "little people", getting up at 6AM, driving their little Hyundai's
to their cubicles or building sites, and coming home at 6PM to eat their pork and beans before having pathetic and gross sex with their ugly
wives. But when a smoking hot stewardess comes over to bring me my $18.000 bottle of whiskey, I forget all about them.

Tomorrow I've got a meeting with some other executives over in Dubai. And guess who gets to decide whether or not our firm will open up a
new office over there? That's right: me. I even get to decide what shape the building is going to be. And no, I'm not going for the world's
largest tower. I don't need to overcompensate: I've got an 11" dick already.

Anyway, I've got to go now, because that smoking hot stewardess I told you about? Yeah, she brought her friends. They want to climb the REAL
Burj Khalifa. In my pants..
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>>611354615
it isnt trolling when it is a truth that you just refuse to acknowlege
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>>611348017
>>611354013
Jeb Bush snorts drugs
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>>611354812
>tom hanks pissing in the green mile with a uti

wutttt?
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>>611338502
Knowing how brain dead Americans are, you'll probably lose.
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>>611354756

>Elizabeth Warren
>Literally entered college as a minority quota because she was "1/16th cherokee"
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>>611354740
Don't vote then. I mean it's not like Diddy will come and to your door with a gun. Oh, wait.
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>>611354756
look at how her run for governor of MA went and you'll know why you shouldn't support her
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>>611354894
if you are a liberal you have no money. unless you count your handout foodstamps as money. and i would take a IQ test against a pothead nigger any day of the week
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>>611354981
you just refused real life experience. i bet obama would whoop your ass in an iq test. you dont become the president by being an idiot, no matter what skin color you have homebolio.
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>>611338502
you're out 500 bucks
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>>611355051
:(
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>>611355200
Maybe. Maybe not.
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>>611355127
i have 100k in the bank and i voted for obama...
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>>611351512
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>>611354792

>Fuck the Congress... I am Congress. I'm President

FLOCKA/WHOOKID 2016
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>>611354531
>If you don't understand what he was saying, you're retarded
like al gore inventing the internet? catch phrases are catchy yo.
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>>611355127
>if you are a liberal you have no money.

I'm not. I'm conservative as I stated before. I have money.

>unless you count your handout foodstamps as money.

Not on foodstamps.

>and i would take a IQ test against a pothead nigger any day of the week

I hope you have enough sanity left to realize that you would lose.
>>
>>611338705
>thinks that just because there are two choices, their probabilities are equivocal

this isn't a coin toss, nigger

just look at the monty hall "paradox".

two choices - one with 33% chance, one with 66% chance.

shit isn't rocket appliances
>>
>>611338502

you're gonna lose. they're gonna vote her in because shes a woman. just like they voted obama in because hes a nigger.
>>
some bullshit times we live in.

The white man throws the best party for his own kind. the lowly beggars ask to just be apart of it. due to his good nature the white man says ok... thats not good enuff. give us everything and get out say the lowly beggars. its our party now.

fuck this place.
bin laden got his wish.
>>
>>611355399
thats what i said earlier in the thread and i got called retarded by so many shitposters i stopped aarguing
>>
Rob Ford for President! He's the Charlie Sheen of politics!!!
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>>611355305
Bull fucking shit. even though 100k isnt shit for money, anyone with savings over 800 bucks didnt vote for obama.. unless they are retarded or a nigger.... but then again niggers cant save money so for you i am banking on retarded
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>>611355459
They only voted for Putin because he's gay. First gay russian president!!!
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>>611354923
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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>>611355810
again, youare trolling.

i have 100k in the bank, in one savings account. and i votedfor obama. stop discounting real life experience
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>>611355810
>implying george clooney doesnt have 800 dollars
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>>611338502

50/50 currently according to Nate Silver.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/clinton-begins-the-2016-campaign-and-its-a-toss-up/

tl;dr "it's too early to tell, but she will likely win the nomination at least".
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>>611338502
As much as I hate hillary she is going to win. Guaranteed, I give you 20:1. If she loses I give you 10k.

Send money to [email protected] through payapl.
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>>611354761
sumone mad dey aint got chikun
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Warren buffet said with confidence she will win.
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>>611356225
the oracle of omaha is never wrong
>>
Check Vegas. They have odds on all sorts of shit.
>>
>>611338502
23% chance you will win that bet, according to an aggregate of the latest polls, as well as factoring in opinions of various pundits from across the spectrum
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>>611338502
She wants to give $5000 to each illegal immigrant. For you dumb lib tards, that means all the money from your McDonalds paycheck they take out, goes to someone that doesn't belong here.
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>>611356758
what are your sources? oh thats right, you dont have any...
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>>611356758
PROTIP: If you earn a McPaycheck, every cent they take out... you get back in April. It's the REAL wage earners that shoulder all the entitlements.
>>
I feel like it's gonna be like Obama, he was voted for mainly on race, she'll be voted on mainly for gender difference
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>>611354740
yea that sounds great until you realize that a lot of people who "deeply care about politics" have just as many retarded opinions as those who don't. In the end the threat of popular opinion is the best guard against tyranny.
>>
>>611356758
This has already been approved by Obama
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>>611356758
Awesome! That works out to $70,000 for my entire family. #VoteHillary
>>
>>611356008
you are fucking trolling with your cinderella story. you are a broke liberal fag that voted for a nigger. Own your life man
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>>611356949
thats funny, considering that most of the REAL wagers barely pay any tax at all, if any.
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>>611356887
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21033583/ns/politics-decision_08/t/clinton-every-us-baby-born/#.VTbtTd-c3CI
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>>611356008
and saying you put 100k in a savings account proves you are a fucking liar. who the fuck puts anything over 10k in an account with shitty low interest. let alone a fucking savings account of all things
>>
>>611357021
Have some pride you leech
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>cunt
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>>611357064
i have 100k in the savings account collecting 2 percent interest monthly, along with 13k in the checking account. just because you are a broke republican doesnt mean there are no people with money on the democrat side. i am not even a democrat i just liked obama more than romney and bush2.0

git gud
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>>611357333
>and her fucking whore daughter
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