>tfw penis size matters

>>611218297

Not in America. Only colour matters there.
American women only want the black dick.

Big penis size is a homosexual fetish.

>>611218988
Small penis size is a heterosexual fetish.

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>>611218297
I think he has a tuna allergy

>>611219127
No. The attention to penis size in the trend that bigger one is preferred to smaller, in a whole is a homosexual trend. Women don't care, even worse, they don't like dicks that are too big, because they are painful in their vaginas.>>611218552

>>611220105
small dick confirmed

>>611220260
> implying that small dick is something bad for a heterosexual

>>611221099
....it is

what am i missing

its more fun for yourself too, do you not realize how satisfying it is to use 2 hands and have your gf say it's too big?

obviously not

get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. big dicks are just better. society thinks so, girls think so (yes they do, shut the fuck up.) and your mom thinks so

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y'all have tiny cocks

>>611221562
yeah agreed, the girls i've been with (even if I was too big or hurt them at some point) all thought it was really hot and that it felt better during sex too. ive had a couple girls say (gf included) that I've ruined them for other guys

>>611221562
> implying that following to gay forced trends about big dicks is something heterosexual

>>611221978
literally my gf told me the other day that if we break up she won't get with a guy with a small dick. if that's not proof then idk. I'm not gay, i know i'm not gay, but HAVING a big cock is NOT a bad thing, and if it makes all these puny dicks feel better then w/e

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the op, (dear)
when 13 you will be special. Don't Tell Our Little Secret !!!!!!!!!

>>611221895
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

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yeah.. its definitely matters. my girl and I were desperate for bud so i convinced my gf to give him a bj for some. worst idea ever.

I have small penis /b/ what do to make bigger? Even just an inch or two more would be cool

>>611222548
have old men suck your penis.
works every time, my child

>>611218297
This is sarcasm because that dick looks like a hot dog croissant

>>611221990
big dick trends are followed by women too you dipshit. I saw a youtube video where they go around campus and asking hot young college girls if size matters to them. 90% of them said it definitely did and most even sounded like it should be an obvious thing. The people that shot the vid then go on to explain that young women are being influenced by media and the porn industry that bigger is better.

well maybe it fucking is lol, it's scientifically proven that big dicks are better at scrubbing away competing male's sperm (longer and thicker your dick is, the better for this) and that for many women it's better for hitting all inner pleasure centers at once, giving a feeling of "fullness and sensation" that was previously unattainable with a smaller penis, think about it, if you can't even reach all the sensitive tissue and nerve endings all over the vaginal walls, you're not gonna stimulate the vagina as much. Now that said some girls prefer smaller dicks because they have shallow pussies or are just really small, or they prefer something less intimidating. You have to remember a lot of girls are lazy as fuck and aren't down to put in the consistent effort in towards getting used to a big cock if it doesn't really fit at first.

>>611222548
jelqing
dont know if it works though

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>>611222548
Buy a horsecock cocksheath.

>>611222985
Well, i almost shit my pants laughing

>>611222542
lol this is probably cuck bait

>>611218297
My dick was 6in (average) when I was 15. How does that make you feel?

>>611223270
mine was 8 and i'm not even shitting you

i'm 18 now with a 10 inch, how does THAT make everyone feel?

>>611223270
mine was that when i was like 12 or 13 lmao you'z average as fuck

>>611222448
>>611223020
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>611223020
I'm 6"x6", all girls have loved my dick. I've had zero problems making anyone cum and I've been told by girls who have had bigger cocks that I'm the best sex they have ever had .... Size is important, people with tiny dicks are at a huge disadvantage, but once you surpass a certain length (6") all that matters is skill and thickness

>>611218297
ah wtf is up with that dick

>>611223413
>>611223378
Past 8 inches becomes less enjoyable on both sides. How does that make you feel?

>>611223522
a lot of girls like deep fucking, 10 bucks says all the women you've fucked have been 5'5 or shorter

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>>611223270
glad that I'm still growing. How does it feel when your penis shrinking?

>>611223557
Pumped it probably, that's why it looks fucked up.

>>611223604
>every vagina is the same size right?

actually retarded

>>611223604
tell that to my gf? lmfao it hurts her, but she loves it.

>>611223791
My penis is still growing too

>>611223557
That isn't a penis its a vagina thats been mutilated by a plastic surgeon with fat rolled up from her thigh to look like a penis.

>>611223851
Never met a grill with a cooter deeper than 8in

>>611223020
They are lying to follow the gay forced trend. The tendentious video is made by supporters of the gay forced trend.

>>611223880
samefaggin' here, I should also say that i don't just slam it into her like shoving a summer sausage in a drainage pipe

you fucks

>>611223718
Sorry to burst your bubble but my girlfriend is 5'11" and I make her cum upwards of 20 times when we fuck
>tantric sex bruh
>be jelly

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femanon
>unless your girl has a fetish for huge cocks, 70% of the population AT LEAST doesn't like anything 8" or above
>likewise, 4" or below isn't super great either
>if you can learn how to use it correctly, either can work just fine.
And ffs we're all fuckin tired of guys with big dicks carrying them around like they're fucking the bomb
you dont fucking do a lot in bed
you always want your dick sucked
you dont know how to use your fucking dick
its fucking annoying when a guy's ego about his big dick makes sex awful.

>tl;dr get over your fucking dick size and learn to fucking use it

>>611223966
wtf did I just read
>I've smoked too much weed

>>611223947
Age?

>>611224072
so you've fucked every woman ever right? black women? girls over 6 feet? latina girls that are under 5'5 and can take a foot long dildo?

>>611224173
I am ~ years old.

>>611223718
Also you'd be surprised by how many girls I bottom out with, pussies aren't 10 inches deep /b/ro

>>611224162
Look it up.
FtM women that are severely mentally ill have this procedure to get a fat numb fake penis made from rolled fat and nerves from their vagina.

>>611224159
even if not femanon, words to live by

>>611224231
I said I'VE never met a grill with a cooter deeper than 8in.

>>611224120
>tantric sex
>not railing her mercilessly

sounds whipped to me

>>611224262
if hypothetically you were under 18, you'll reply with another ~

hypothetically

>>611224159
This.

My only criticism is that there is nothing wrong with wanting your dick sucked as long as the man returns the favour

>>611224336
What the actual fuck...? I don't want to live on this earth anymore

>>611224450
I'm not saying I'm underage, I'm not not saying underage too.

>>611224395
When you grow up you'll understand kid

>>611224395
>wants sex to just be bang bang bang done

Nigga you gay.

>>611224159
you're perpetuating backwards stereotypes everybody has different sex, most girls aren't lazier if they have a really hot body

>>611224475
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with wanting your dick sucked- I was just tryna express that guys with big dicks want their dick sucked more than regular guys do
like I don't want 60% of the sex life to be me sucking dick lmfao

>>611224774
i can see this as a fellow anon with a huge dick. I always want mine sucked, and my gf usually complies, but she loves to do it thankfully.

which goes to show that EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT YOU GOD DAMN IDIOTS

>>611224395
Dude tantric sex involves all types of "railing" ... Maybe when you're more experienced and past the age of 16 you'll understand. And if you actually are an adult I feel sorry for your partners, you're clearly a dull lay.

>>611222985
>>611223557

It's called stamina, come back when you get some, son.

There are two compliments I'll never forget, one actually started off horrifying:
Was with a girl I hadn't been with in a while, she whipped my boxers down to suck my cock (which was mostly hard at that point) and started laughing. I was instantly upset, and asked her why she was laughing, she responded "I forgot how fucking huge you were"

Another girl said, "do you know why I love fucking you? There's no part of me you don't touch. You fill me completely"

And yes, I have a big dick, and yes, it makes me cocky, and yes, that pun was intended.

>>611224622
>>611224620
you can make a girl cum in 5 minutes with a finger. takes zero effort, big whoop. vaginal orgasms are where it's at


oooo i see maybe your bitches don't like to be tied down and wrecked for 4 hours

>>611224774
I understand, although I fucking love eating pussy so I dunno

Everyone is different

Find yourself a sexy virgin sorority girl wife and it won't matter.

Source: My sexy virgin sorority girl wife
Source on source: Her tears and blood when we first fucked

Not really, most women don't care.

>>611225189
Pussy tastes eh. Tastes kinda like rust or pennies and smells a bit funny

>>611225173
If it takes you 4 hours to cum chances are you actually are gay. I wonder what fantasies finally bring you to completion?

>>611224774
>tryna
Nigger detected

Ok, so... If women didn't like small cocks, the human race would have inevitably evolved to the point where there were only the genes of big cocks left. There are a lot of small cocks in this world, so the little ones must get love too.

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>everyone makes fun of asians for having small dicks
>be asian
>have a big dick
>negative stereotype is actually positive since it surprises people who are expecting a baby dick

feels good winning the genetic lottery

>>611225173
>doesn't understand the definition of tantric sex
>doesn't understand that all women are different
>doesn't understand that he's a complete faggot with extremely limited knowledge and probably only 1 or 2 past partners therefore he has no right to even have an opinion on the matter

>>611225399
depends on the pussy, some i've tasted have been sweet like honey or faint pinneapple. others are fresh and light like water almost or cucumber, then there are some that smell like onions and fish and taste like they smell D:

>>611225545
this is the saddest thing ive ever heard i'm so sorry 4 u

>>611225157
They are telling this just to make you feel happy. Both are unpleased by the enormous size.

>>611225436
>what are multiple orgasms

how many times can you cum while having sex really bro tell me. Are you a one squirt guy?

>>611225598
Nasty ass dick 5/10

>>611225598
nice boomerang

>>611225758
Literally asking how much another guy cums. Just go on grindr already homo.

>>611218297
the fuck? neither of those dicks are big, the one on the fight is fucking disgusting. wonder how much they paid her to let that thing anywhere near her.

>>611225615
oh eat shit you fucking guru, go back to your bitch that needs hella effort to please

>>611225885
im actually curious I thought everybody could get hard again within a minute or less, even against your will

>>611226190
Lol you proved my point right there

>>611226336
You 14 bro?

>>611226336
not everyone, I thought the same way for a while until I started messing with really "experienced" girls

>>611226400
21

>>611225617
It is likely that big dicks can be attractive to the fatter clicks.

>>611223270
I've been 3.5" since I've been 11, and I'm 25 now.
How does that make you feel?

>>611220077
Quad dubs confirms "tuna" allergy

Checkd

>>611226622
Makes me feel about an inch better about myself.

>>611226579
You have sex like 5 times bro?

>>611226594
> clicks
Chicks.

>>611226594
I... uh... why?

did you actually mean to reply to my comment?

>>611226622
I'm insecure being average length and thick as fuck, I can't imagine how you feel

>>611226714
had a gf for 3 years and 2 more each for a year, I have no idea how many times

>>611226958
You have tiny wiener bro?

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>>611227064
yeah bro, it's like the size of a jelly bean, gets bitches wet like nothing else

>>611227064
>bro
>>611226714
>bro
>>611226400
>bro

confirmed underage b&

>>611220077
Nice.

>>611226785
Because of their shape. They have a big layer of fat preventing the dick to reach vagina bottom, and it is more flexible because of it (can lengthen deeper). And the body shape makes it more difficult to penetrate them all the way as deep as possible.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>611220077
oh shit I just noticed this get, never seen quad dubs before

>>611227451
I'm doing it intentionally and ironically you dense cunt

>>611225598
squeezing that base so hard look at that red knob fuuuuuck calm down noodle dick

>>611227585
>big layer of fat to prevent the dick from reaching vaginal bottom

dude wtf the vagina is a muscle, are you talking about excess skin and flab on the outside of the vagina?

>>611227646
back to 9gag for you