Come and join as /b/ plays another game of D&D. I will be your DM tonight.
>You wake up in a dark room
>There is a mushroom in the center of the room
>You see a door on the far side of the room
>There appears to be a window on the side of the room opposite the door
>Your current inventory: Cotton pants, Cotton shirt, 10 gold pieces, and a piece of paper
Posts ending in 0 determine what you do. 00 is a critical hit. Good luck.
>You open the door and reveal a vast forest
>The building you were in seems to be a shed of sorts
>The ground and trees are covered in snow
>A fresh set of foot prints leads from the door
I fuck a hole into the mushroom and fill it with my dung, and slide a gold coin under the door to make someone curious enough to open the door. I then make a mask out of the paper and knock out the curious person with my now harden, heavy poop filled mushroom. I fuck the unconscious person heavily.
>You attempt to put cave in ass
>All goes well
>Coat and shoes equipped
>Gold out of ass
>Anal fissure occurs