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Come and join as /b/ plays another game of D&D. I will be

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Come and join as /b/ plays another game of D&D. I will be your DM tonight.

>You wake up in a dark room
>There is a mushroom in the center of the room
>You see a door on the far side of the room
>There appears to be a window on the side of the room opposite the door
>Your current inventory: Cotton pants, Cotton shirt, 10 gold pieces, and a piece of paper

Posts ending in 0 determine what you do. 00 is a critical hit. Good luck.
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Stab self
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put mushroom up ass
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open door
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Take mushroom
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>>611210080
>DM Here

>You open the door and reveal a vast forest
>The building you were in seems to be a shed of sorts
>The ground and trees are covered in snow
>A fresh set of foot prints leads from the door
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>>611210349

Search the shed for coats, shoes, or any outdoor clothing
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eat grass
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>>611210349
put all gold in ass
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>>611210510
>DM Here

>You find a heavy coat and shoes left in the corner.
>COAT and SHOES added to inventory

>>611210560
>Gold now in ass
>You feel uncomfortable
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>>611210534
roll
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take gold out of ass cast spell to polymorph into a sword
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Is this runescape?
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>>611210839

Put the stuff on. Winter is coming...
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>>611211242
roll, make a golden shit sword
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>>611210839
go back in room and put mushroom in ass
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>>611210839
eat the shoes and coat to gain their power
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I fuck a hole into the mushroom and fill it with my dung, and slide a gold coin under the door to make someone curious enough to open the door. I then make a mask out of the paper and knock out the curious person with my now harden, heavy poop filled mushroom. I fuck the unconscious person heavily.
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>>611210349
put everything you conceivably can in ass
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>>611211334

Roll
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eat dat mushrum
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>>611211733
dubs is a critical hit, on everything in your ass...
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spend gold on brazzers membership
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strangle self with cotton clothes
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>>611211733
roll
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find nearest town OP, lets terrorize the nice townsfolk.
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>>611210839
do workout with heavy coat.
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pull gold out of ass then put back in ass
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>>611211733
rerawl
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>>611210839
Follow the footprints.
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>>611211733
roll again for this
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these adventure threads would be great if the gets weren't so few and far between, OP make it fix.
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FIST UP ASS
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Put on Winter clothes and hide near the shed to see if anyone comes back, perhaps the coat and shoes were someone else's.
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make snowcave where you remain until 00
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>>611212579
>DM Here

>You fuckboys suck at rolling
>0 and 1 are hits. 00 and 11 are crits starting past this post
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>>611212191
reroll for town
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>>611212788
shgut the fuck up and make a cave
>>611212770
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>>611212788
Draw pictures fag
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>>611212900
CRITICAL CAVE
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>>611212770
>DM Here

>You make a snow den
>You are now in a snow den outside the shed
>You're still uncomfortable

>>611212900
>The cave is very cozy
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Shit gold until anal prolapse
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>>611213161
cave in ass
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Insert all the gold into your anus so you can carry it easily, then, go out like a man into the wood looking for answers
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>>611213161
SEPPUKU
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>611213161
Carefully take gold out of ass and equip SHOES and COAT.
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An hero
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>>611213161
shout until someone joins you in the cave
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Fist self anally
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Masturbate using gold poop
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>>611213161
Dig.
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>>611213521
Atta boy, finally someone taking control here
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>>611213431
bumping for this
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Anal fissure occurs
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>>611213920
Get
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>>611213161
Fap one out
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>>611212970
>Dm Here

>K

>>611213431
>You attempt to put cave in ass
>Doesn't work

>>611213521
>All goes well
>Coat and shoes equipped
>Gold out of ass

>>611213681
>You dig
>Find nothing

>>611213920
>Anal fissure occurs
>Damage taken

.
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>>611214127
Masturbate intensely
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>>611214127
Fist anal until prolapse intestine long enough to make noose and do an hero
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>>611214127
find a stick in forest
sharpen until pointy (for hunting etc)
put up ass
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>>611214300
WINRAR
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Exit the cave. Look for strong plant fibers, small-medium size rocks, and a few good size hand-held sticks.
Attempt to create an axe.
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>>611214127
return to shed and retrieve mushroo,m
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find a deer to rape
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>>611214300
dat suicide crit...
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>>611214127
You gain common sense and ignore all the stupid shit your mind tells you only listening to reasonable thoughts and go explore.
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>>611214300
gg
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fuck the entire planet
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Rip off dick
u dont need that shit
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>>611214300
>DM Here

>GG
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>>611214738
YES I FUCKED THE SHIT UP
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>>611214738
Well shit.
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>>611214127
Thank. I like pictures.
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