Come and join as /b/ plays another game of D&D. I will be

Stab self

put mushroom up ass

open door

Take mushroom

>>611210080
>DM Here

>You open the door and reveal a vast forest
>The building you were in seems to be a shed of sorts
>The ground and trees are covered in snow
>A fresh set of foot prints leads from the door

>>611210349

Search the shed for coats, shoes, or any outdoor clothing

eat grass

>>611210349
put all gold in ass

>>611210510
>DM Here

>You find a heavy coat and shoes left in the corner.
>COAT and SHOES added to inventory

>>611210560
>Gold now in ass
>You feel uncomfortable

>>611210534
roll

take gold out of ass cast spell to polymorph into a sword

Is this runescape?

>>611210839

Put the stuff on. Winter is coming...

>>611211242
roll, make a golden shit sword

>>611210839
go back in room and put mushroom in ass

>>611210839
eat the shoes and coat to gain their power

I fuck a hole into the mushroom and fill it with my dung, and slide a gold coin under the door to make someone curious enough to open the door. I then make a mask out of the paper and knock out the curious person with my now harden, heavy poop filled mushroom. I fuck the unconscious person heavily.

>>611210349
put everything you conceivably can in ass

>>611211334

Roll

eat dat mushrum

>>611211733
dubs is a critical hit, on everything in your ass...

spend gold on brazzers membership

strangle self with cotton clothes

>>611211733
roll

find nearest town OP, lets terrorize the nice townsfolk.

>>611210839
do workout with heavy coat.

pull gold out of ass then put back in ass

>>611211733
rerawl

>>611210839
Follow the footprints.

>>611211733
roll again for this

these adventure threads would be great if the gets weren't so few and far between, OP make it fix.

FIST UP ASS

Put on Winter clothes and hide near the shed to see if anyone comes back, perhaps the coat and shoes were someone else's.

make snowcave where you remain until 00

>>611212579
>DM Here

>You fuckboys suck at rolling
>0 and 1 are hits. 00 and 11 are crits starting past this post

>>611212191
reroll for town

>>611212788
shgut the fuck up and make a cave
>>611212770

>>611212788
Draw pictures fag

>>611212900
CRITICAL CAVE

>>611212770
>DM Here

>You make a snow den
>You are now in a snow den outside the shed
>You're still uncomfortable

>>611212900
>The cave is very cozy

Shit gold until anal prolapse

>>611213161
cave in ass

Insert all the gold into your anus so you can carry it easily, then, go out like a man into the wood looking for answers

>>611213161
SEPPUKU

Niggers tongue my anus

>>611213161
Carefully take gold out of ass and equip SHOES and COAT.

An hero

>>611213161
shout until someone joins you in the cave

Fist self anally

Masturbate using gold poop

>>611213161
Dig.

>>611213521
Atta boy, finally someone taking control here

>>611213431
bumping for this

Anal fissure occurs

>>611213920
Get

>>611213161
Fap one out

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>>611212970
>Dm Here

>K

>>611213431
>You attempt to put cave in ass
>Doesn't work

>>611213521
>All goes well
>Coat and shoes equipped
>Gold out of ass

>>611213681
>You dig
>Find nothing

>>611213920
>Anal fissure occurs
>Damage taken

.

>>611214127
Masturbate intensely

>>611214127
Fist anal until prolapse intestine long enough to make noose and do an hero

>>611214127
find a stick in forest
sharpen until pointy (for hunting etc)
put up ass

>>611214300
WINRAR

Exit the cave. Look for strong plant fibers, small-medium size rocks, and a few good size hand-held sticks.
Attempt to create an axe.

>>611214127
return to shed and retrieve mushroo,m

find a deer to rape

>>611214300
dat suicide crit...

>>611214127
You gain common sense and ignore all the stupid shit your mind tells you only listening to reasonable thoughts and go explore.

>>611214300
gg

fuck the entire planet

Rip off dick
u dont need that shit

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>>611214300
>DM Here

>GG

>>611214738
YES I FUCKED THE SHIT UP

>>611214738
Well shit.

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>>611214127
Thank. I like pictures.