So, I have this fetus...what do?

eat it and become stronger

take it out

>>611194903

Batter it, deep fry it, eat it.

>>611194903
pull it apart

>>611194903
take a pic, send it to some hot chick

Attach strings to limbs and put on the performance of a lifetime

>>611194903
you have my attention.
post another picture of it.

Got noodz?

>>611195222
trips confirm

>>611195014
then
>>611195056
but cum on it in between.

>>611195230
this.

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>>611194903
What the fuck do you think, nigger? Enroll it in the Space Program.

>>611195230
This

>>611195230
Havent been on /b/ in a while I missed this kind of humor

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>>611195230

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>>611194903
send it to space, obviously. you dumb faggot

>>611195230
this

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>>611195349
yes

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>>611195230

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>>611195245
i'm not the best at pictures

>>611194903
cut it out! its a parasite that will continue to grow in you and steal your nutrients and anything else it can. you have time to tact now. if not taken care of immediately it will destroy your body and may cause DEATH! dun dun dun!

>>611195230
Fuck my sides

>>611195687
are you fucking retarded. how do we expect you to do something cool with it if you can't even photograph it correctly.

can you accomplish this>>611195230?

>>611194903
eat it, and pics

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>>611194903
>put it on neighbor's doorstep
>set on fire
>knock/ring
>run
>????
>profit

>>611194903
>go on tinychat
>get camera
>allah ackbar that shit live

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>>611194903
>>611195687

first of all livestream it

slice the fetus head open, insert dick and send photos to your family members if quads

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>>611195951
this

>save till haloween
>make greatest quatto costume evar

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I don't want to touch it with my bare hands

If quads eat it

>>611192222

Quads here ^^^^

>set it out to dry
>make baby jerky

use it as fleshlight

Where the fuck did you acquire a fetus? I am astounded.

>>611196601
Then get some gloves and a cloth you doublenigger

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>>611196601
so wear gloves you dumb cunt

>>611196838
at a hospital

>>611196984
Well yes, I assumed as much. I mean how the fuck did you get your hands on it? You just steal that shit right away?

>>611196984
is is your fetus?

are you a medifag?

>>611196601
use vise grips.

they're good for everything.

get in here OP
tinychat /4chen

TAKE IT OUT! TAKE IT OUT!

drink the juice

>>611197181
>>611197237
walked right into a hospital acting like I owned the place and stole it

>>611195230
ALL OF MY THIS. Put on gloves if you don't want to touch it, but The Show must go on. You have to put on a theatre freak show of epic proportions. You have the power to do this anon. You would be doing God's work.

>>611196601
I'm not too sure if you've heard of this new invention but its called "gloves" You should really try it.

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>>611194903
thread has big potential big time. OP let it go to shit by being a raging faggot as always

pre born porn

>>611197805
Right here.

EAT THE DEAD BABY

>>611197805
Yes

Penetrate that bastard.

dump it out into sink or something so we can see it, or maybe into a plastic bag

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Bumpin with OC greentext

>Be me, 19
>Work at medical testing lab that receives samples from all over country
>Literally anything that could come out of a human body, I have handled
>Post-mortem urine and blood, massive jagged kidney stones covered in blood, once an entire aorta, and the occasional fetus
>The fetuses were rare, but they were always nothing but indistinguishable chunks of white/grey tissue stuffed in a test tube with reddish-clear liquid
>mfw I got one down the line, was sticking a label to the test tube to send it to the labs, and I saw a tiny hand, no bigger than half my pinky nail, waving at me
>Salute as I send the little bastard on it's way

>>611197805
Only /b/ you sick fucks.

>>611194903
The /b/ Space Program calls for revival!!

The toad was just the start...all space programs start with animals and move on to humans.
This thing is sort of human.

You know what must be done...

>>611197805
that would be CP?

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>>611198383

Op here.

You guys got trolled. It's actually Lego.

>>611194903
So much potential. OP is going to do nothing and waste his moment for eternal glory.

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>>611198694

>>611195230
This, please. THIS.

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>>611198158
isn't it bedtime already?

>>611198694
Real op here. Fgt im putting it in the microwave right now

Op should just huck it at someone.

>>611199047
I'm in bed. Masturbating furiously.

>>611199156
picture of it in microwave and timestamp

do it fag

>>611194903
OP here. they caught me and threw me in jail. getting anal raped by niggers any minute. will post results with timestamps!

>>611199445
Kek

Op here. I just touched my dick to it. Cold, but soft.

Op here. Gonna rape it. Getting my condoms.

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>>611199683
>Cold, but soft.

Well, you got your 10 seconds of fame OP. Now go back to bed. Fucking pussy

You're at work faggot.

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Real OP here...space program sounds good. It's really dark outside, so will have to do it tomorrow

OP here. It's in my asshole but can't find my phone for pics.

>>611200059
OP here. will an hero by intoxicating myself by eating dead fetus. wish me luck friends!

Real op here, the thing is a nigger, it stole my wallet

Fuck it and make baby fetus'.

>>611194903
Put in the microwave or stove
When is dry, grind it
Pack a bowl or make a joint
???
profit

>>611200169
dare we ask how or why you've encountered such a ... treat?

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>>611200169
then do something different you piece of shit. god damn i hate you

Have anal with it.

Look at all of these disgusting fagwhores in the comments

RAPE IT

deletus fetus

Real op here. It's a doll.

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>>611200169
Is.. is that a third arm coming out of it's crotch?

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never forget - april 20, 2015

/b/ almost sent a fetus to space. but OP, as always, was an enormous faggot and pussed out.

also hitlers birthday

FUCK OP. RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

>>611201166
That's the umbilical cord you fucking dipshit

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>>611201166
no

>>611200169
Learn taxidermy instead

>>611201382
Trolled

>>611201166
probably umbilical cord

>>611201382
It has fingers, you dumb chink. Open your eyes.

>>611198486
If you are pro-life, it counts as CP

If you are pro-choice, it's not CP (because it's not yet a person)

If you don't cum on it you are a faggot.
Cum on it then send it to space

>>611201481
If you can't do baby space program tonight do something else you fag

Give the fucker a bath, that water in there looks dirty

Op- where do you live. I wanna try it.

>>611201591
Pro-life fag detected

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>>611195349

>>611201836
pro-CP fag detected

>>611197467
Bet it tastes like hotdog water

blaze it out

MODS!!! thus fetus sure is underage

eat some baby-back-ribs OP

>>611201591
Not biting on this; very tempted tho..

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>>611194903
I'm a soon to be father, normally shit doesn't twist me up, this has me really angry.

>>611202353
Faggot

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>>611194903
Fucking faggit

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>>611202353
GTFO newfag

Can you explain how you acquired this fetus, OP?

>>611197563

fucking legend

OP, where are you, we wanna see fetus bathtime

>>611202353
moralfags need not apply

>>611202715
hello officer

>Put it in your ass.
>go to hospital.
>yell the baby is coming.
>shit it out.
> pick it up.
>eat it.

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>>611202353
>>611202510
Seriously, I'm surprised... normally I'm pretty cold, unless it is family or friends.

>>611202353
I`m agree with you anon

>>611202777
trips confirm

>>611202353
Just think about stepping on that thing, on bare foot faggot, guess that'll be fucked up

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>>611202866
>yell the baby is coming.

>>611201997
No, more like Vienna sausages or cat food.

Stab it with a fork and hold it over an open flame.
I want to see if it pops.

>>611202353
Pro abortion nigger

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>>611202877
OP, to be honest, you need to remember it was a human (sort of) as it is clearly fairly advanced physically. - Therefore, it would be amoral to do anything sexual; I'd just stick with doing something destructive to give it an interesting send off.

Posting in soon to be legendary thread.

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>>611202353
Faggot

>>611203553
Noah. Op needs to put his dick in it

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>>611202353
Its nothing but a clump of cells.

let it out of its prison OP. Release it to the stars

OP got scared and ran, either that or someone called the cops, looking forward to seeing this shit on the news

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Make some clothes for it and dress it up but at least take it out of that fucking container ffs lets see it up close

IS DEAD?

>>611203553
>Op

>>611203553
Well now OP has to fuck it, good job.

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>>611203553
I'm loving the amount of edgy morons who have clearly forgotten they are human, clearly a high level of sociopathy related to their severe Asperger's syndrome. Not to offend anyone, you amoral cunts; by all mean troll people, make people commit suicide, but don't rape their corpse, that isn't cool, m'kay?

>>611203957
Is it illegal to have a fetus?

OP at pearly gates.." You almost made it in. You've lead a good life and didn't really sin much. But then....there was that messed up shit you did with that fetus on b/. Im sorry...you're fucked. You can't come in"

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>>611204209
to go steal one in an hospital, like OP claimed, is illegal

>>611204209
Op says he stole it from a lab like he owned the place, is stealing illegal?

My mom named me fetus

>>611204381
Timestamp or it didn't happen

Just dump it in a fountain or something

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>>611203888
I'm a medical student, that is at the point at which it is quite alive. - So, by your logic you are nothing more than a bunch of cells, so it would be perfectly acceptable to cut you up for the 'luls'?

>>611203888
You're nothing but a clump of cells.

>>611204721
Yes?

Even tho its pale...I think its black because it couldnt swim and dtowned

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>>611204381
Cool story

>>611204721
It would be though.
I don't think you understand that mutilation is fucking hilarious.

OP where the fuck are you

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Reminds me of this.

>>611203888
Checked

>>611194988
Dubs must do

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Super glue it to your chest and be lkke the guy from total recall

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>>611204381

>>611198218
lmfao... I read this in "Phillip J Fry"'s voice...

>>611205085
nice find
thanks for backing us up for this mofo's lying ass

>>611204721
Why are you even here nigger?

>GTFO go back to tumblr cunt

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>>611204930
Alright, post address I'll come and slice you up then post pictures on /b/ for the 'luls'.

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>>611194903
boastin in epic bread.

>>611204721
Abortion is fucking population control propagandised as something liberal and feminist. Ask any single doctor or medical practitioner who performs abortions and they'll tell you it's murder. Heck it takes a fucking dumb fuck not to realise it's murder. Once the sperm and the egg mixes, it's a human life form to me.

>>611194903
inb4 OP loses his job and life

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>>611204166
..*yawn*.....

>>611205496
>and life
If he's on 4chan, there's no life to lose.

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>>611204166
>>611205467
>>611205531
>>611205253
I never said I was pro-abortion, just don't rape the corpse. - In fact, I think abortion is fine if you have good grounds to do so. - As for the rest of you, refer to my earlier statement.

>>611199393
You should grab a bandaid and gauze before you cut yourself

im not sure whos side i should be on

that side saying that we shouldnt hurt it

or

that side saying to fuck some shit up

>>611204721
Yeah, but you better time stamp that shit or I call fake.

OP come back

We still need to see baby bathtime

>>611205467
whats wrong with that? we can't just guess what silly ideology you believe that justifies your rant, you have to explain it to us, here, I'll show you:

The earth has finite resources, therefor i believe weak cunts should be removed from the population, so better people can survive.

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>>611205906
>>611205260
Deal, just whichever one of you wants me to prove my point. - Post address.

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>>611195740
Who let this faggot in? Gtfo

>>611205260
1140 W Parks Hwy, Wasilla, AK 99654
Try me

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>>611205496
>implying any lea would give a fuck about this

>>611206184
60 Main Street
Slatersville RI
02876

come at me

>>611205903
>we shouldnt hurt it

nigga, that thing's dead as fuck, you can't hurt it

You can desecrate it, but not hurt it

The only thing that you'll hurt are moralfags' feelings, so fuck that

>>611205240
>>611205235
>>611205085

Not knowing one of /b/'s best memes, NSA monitoring this thread

Holy shit, you guys are new


ANYWAYS, OP, IF THIS POST IS DUBS YOU MUST EAT AN ARM WITH PICS TO PROVE IT

Dear OP,
please come back we need you to keep us updated on whats going on and please use timestamps..

Thank you!

Sincerely, Anon

>>611205467
Population control? So? The last thing we need is more of us.

You edgy fuck
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzQ3eBerHfM

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>>611206412

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>>611206297
Deal.

>>611206184
>>611206406
>>611206297
Will not deliver.

>>611205467
>Implying humans are worth more just becuase they're not born yet

Human beings of various ages and ethnicities die by the thousands daily in much worse way than be aborted.

Thousands more suffer from ailments either without proper hospitalization, or from innately born defects that they can never hope to overcome, and eventually die from.

Abortion is about the most humane of killing a something that will probably end up unwanted by society anways.

well I knew it wasn't real but there was however some other faggots who thought it was

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>>611205260
>>611206297
>>611206735
>mfw

At least tell us what time we can expect you tomorrow. Include timezone.

>>611202353

As a father of 2, I'm proclaiming you're an uptight faggot

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>>61119534
This

Its in a hospital or clinic. Why wouldn't OP just remove the label on the container instead of scribbling out the name on the label in the pic with paint shop

>>611195230
absolutely this

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>>611206406
Deal.

>>611206969
Basically, holy shit, it's not like OP murdered the child himself.

>>611206969
Pedophiles don't count.

>>611207058
Bitch ass ho that ain't my screencap.

>>611198459
roll

Mail the baby to someone ? Feed it to a pitbull?

>>611194903

abort it...oh wait

Whatever killed that baby seems to have killed the thread too

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>>611194903
Space program?

OP seems to have left us, what a shame.

So are we getting on with the show or are we sitting around here waiting like idiots

OP here, I'm dead

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>>611206406
>>611206735
>>611206832
>>611207058
It seems I'll be serial killing.

Someone eat a baby god damn it I'm bored

Fun Friendly Reminder: It's Adolf Hitler's Birthday!

~4/20
~Smoke weed everyday!

>>611207786
Damn my house looks nice from up here

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>>611198218
Godspeed you magnificent bastard

So, this thread is dead. I'm out of here and waiting till tomorrow

>>611207786
ok you better fucking post pics if you do

smh

>>611206406
Greetings fellow RI/b/ro!

fuck this thread

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>>611207786
>>611208019
This'll be fun.

>>611208378
GreetingS man, where in RI you from?

...WHERE THE FUCK IS OP

>>611208019
Why don't you live by any Domino's or Pizza huts you faggot?

>>611202353
Why so rustled nigger? It's dead already

>>611208199
>>611208455

WAIT

All hope is not lost for a thread

it seems an anon has promised to go kill other anons in their homes provided they post their adress on here

So far some posting has started to surface and anon seems to be making a plan to visit them, could get interesting

see:
>>611205260
>>611206184
>>611206406
>>611207786
>>611208507

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>>611208620
I'm not sure, buddy.

>>611208591
Because I cook my own damn pizzas, a nice rising crust is better than some prepared a hour ago, boxed up shit.

...I do love the Dominos garlic sauce though

>>611207004
Sherioushree

inb4 this thread is fucking dead

>>611209197
It died right after OP fucked off

>>611208804
he wont, he's a pussy

Thete gors another democrats baby

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>>611208804
First one...

>>611206406
>>611206297
I don't hafta be board anymore, I got a couple of addresses to fuck wit now.

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>>611208804
0/10 anons will not delivar

SPACE PROGRAM

Is OP still with us? Post more pics nigga

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>>611208507
Does Wasilla have an airport?

OP
stop being a faggot and come back

>>611209622
>>611209643
Well since you put up those screenshots...
You are still a pussy who wont do shit

>>611210070
Just fly to anchorage and rent a car

>>611209622
Post receipt.

>>611209622
Do you think people would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

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>>611210070
>Wasilla
>>611210311
But I have to visit the other guy too, I'd like to do it in one trip. - Any ideas?

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WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
MODS

>>611210662
go to sleep kevin, it's way past your bed time

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>>611210662

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>>611208804
>>611209366
>>611209622
>>611210278
>>611209643
>>611210652

>>611210655
Post plane receipt you cunt

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fucking eat it with timestamp

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>>611210070
>>611210311
I found a few near to it.

>>611194903
Use it as a fleshlight.

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>>611195230
THIS.

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>>611211088
>>611211118
I'm still planning you arseholes! Be a little patient, please?

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>>611211400

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>>611211400

>>611203553
this is /b/ there is no such thing as morals here

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>>611211400
>>611209622
£3,328 so far, how much do you think car rental would be for both places?

>>611211400
why not make a new thread for this? not sure how much this one will last.

Posting in possible legendary thread

pls deliver

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>>611212146
Good idea, Watson.

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>>611212122
>>611212146
>>611212456
New thread: >>611212730

>>611212122
Like $20 a day anchorage

>>611212146
>>611212456

THREAD'S UP
>>611213112
>>611213112
>>611213112
>>611213112

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

Call Dr.Deletus

>>611213187
not this one.

>>611212991
this one is the official

>>611198459
This

>>611203553
If anything he should fuck it. That little thing deserves to know how good sex can feel

posting in epic bread

OFFICIAL ANON PLANNING TO KILL ANON THREAD

>>611214324

>>611214324

>>611214324

>>611214324


GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

>>611208840
It's good. But now I can't send a pizza to your door.

>>611210833
Do you actually know someone who does that kind of shit? Please tell me what they're like. I'm really curious.