Alright 4Chan. I had someone message me last night with a long

>>610865506
FUCK THIS IM COMING OVER TO YOUR PLACE TO PUT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW NIGGER

Overly specific bait

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The plot thickens. At this point I don't know if it is a prank or serious, but I still want to mess with her.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>610866037
Reroll

>>610865646
this.

>>610866060
Reroll 2

>>610866081
Reroll 3

>>610866117
Reroll 4

>>610866167
Reroll 5

>>610866037
this

>>610866037
Rollin for this.

>>610865931
I'm sorry baby. Send me a nude pic of yourself and we'll get back together. I'm serious. I need to see that naked body again

>>610866037
roll

>>610866037
Roll

>>610865506
Bitch you know that ain't my baby. You nigger lover.

>>610866244
>>610866277
double winrar!

>>610866277
win

>>610866244
Yay

>>610866037
another potential thread ruined by dumb fucking stale pasta

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Now we're getting somewhere. 8 decides.

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Send her this picture


wait for her response

Hurry up op

>>610866661
So close

Also:
"Niggers and jews; all bad news"

>>610866614
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>610866614
fake,

fuck off op

>>610866773
Reroll

>>610866614
You won't get any money from me. Suck it pendejo

>>610866804
Reroll 2

>>610866614
steal her bank account info

>>610866839
Reroll 3

fuck the baby, I know that the fucking kick is a littler half-blood disgrace of a nigger you filthy nigger fucking cunt. So ask you baby daddy for the cash, whore

>>610866865
Reroll

Ave glorisa in nomine satan

>>610866909
Reroll 4

"Im sending this conversation to my lawyer. You won't see a dime and you'll have the privilege of giving birth in prison"

>>610866796
thank you.

/thread

>>610866773
roll

>>610866895
Reroll

>>610866982
rolling

>>610866614
probs fake but i'm having a laugh anyway

>>610866614
I want to fuck your baby

send a couple of nudes and i'll transfer 5K to your account

>>610867033
Winrar

>>610867019
rerolling

YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY WAS BETTER THAN YOURS

>>610867073
rolan

>>610866773
This

>>610866773
Rell

>>610867081

8s are disabled

>>610867157
RRREEEEEEEEEEE-rolling

>>610867046
>>610866614
Rolling

>>610867046
roll

>>610867185
RREEE-roll

>>610867208
Winrar

>>610867208
rarwin

>>610867208
Winrar!

>>610866773
Roll!!

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

>>610867208
Shitty winrar

Sharpie in pooper

these wins are fucking lame I hate copypastas
can't we just pretend to be the dude she wants and fuck his life

>>610867268
isn't this a dubs thread?

Tits or gtfo

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And now we wait. Dubs again.

>>610867304
Roll.

>>610867425
OP said 8 decides

I'd give you my money but that would just mean I'm paying another STI filled whore I've had sex with. Btw if u didn't know u have herpes sorry

My toe next to my big toe is bigger than my big toe. What do?

You know what? Now I'm happy I fisted your grandmother

>>610867497
Send pictures of baby gore and threaten to murder her child

>2edgy4u

>>610867497
what about heart attacks?

>>610866895
Reroll

>>610867624
re-roll

listen to me you dumb fucking cunt, if you want money you can get a fucking job. that isn't my baby. that's that nigger Jamal's and if he wants to scrap tell him I'll fuck his shit up whenever he wants. fucking dumb bitch, yeah I fucked your mom and your dad watched, they even paid me so fuck off and forget you even know me you stupid fucking bitch.

>>610867304
Roll

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Damn it. Sorry to disappoint guys. I know I'm a fag, but we can keep going.

>>610867497
But in all seriousness, the baby can't be mine. I got a vasectomy while we were together. Thanks for admitting to cheating you lying, whoring cunt.

>>610867497
How about you come over to mine and we can have a diarrhea bubblebath?

I have a deformed anus

>>610867665
Close

>>610867624
Roll

>>610867625
Reroll

>>610867716
op send this
>>610867665

>>610867716
I don't give a fuck I'm gonna rape you now

>>610867755
WIN RAR

>>610867755
Winrar?

>>610867833
Winrar!

>>610867755
Top fucking kek winrar

>>610867755
I'm never going to give up in oc, it's so much funnier than all the stupid ass copypasta. one day anon, one day I'll get my victory.

>>610867833
>>610867755
Double winrar

How about you come round mine for some revenge sex?

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Well, interesting. I'm waiting to see how this turns out.

>>610867665
roll

Repeatedly spam her with "tell me about she shape, hue and character of your stinking cunt."

>>610868029
Come over to mine and I'll give you a diarrhea bubblebath.

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Alright then. I'm beginning to think this is a prank. Who gives a shit though. 5 decides.

>>610868272
Send pictures of degloved penises

>>610868272

AND IT IS YOUR AIDS THAT KILLED HIM, YOU FUCKING MONSTER!

>>610867716
That's alright babby, calm down. I like your style. Maybe we can hit it off. Lets see them titties and I'll make you forget your piece of shit fiance eve

>>610868426

Wewoll

>>610868272
I'll show you a worthless piece of fuck, once I blast my explosive diarrhea in your face. Nobody will ever give you a nice sub to chew on again, you fucking bitch.

>>610868272
you know what bae, I love a feisty bitch. I bet you got some fat titties too, I may not be yo baby dad but pregnant sluts is my fetish, hit me up at the crib if you dtf (give her your address)

Why arent we trying to see these titties

>>610868465

Fuuuuck! One post too late...

>>610868465
winrar

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Yeah, the last part kinda gives it away. Well, lets see. 4 this time.

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NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

NO SLU SIMI PIE PA. SENSEY NOVA GI SITITA

I love it when you talk dirty. Come fuck later?

>>610868635
send cock

>>610868435
>>610868435
>>610868435
winner

everythings better down where its wetter

>>610868635
kek. was supposed to say "ever existed".

>>610868498
roll

tits?

>>610868656
roll

>>610868498
reroll

>>610868498
rolling for this

>>610868977
winrar

>>610868498
Roll

pls stahp

>>610868498
roll to get op laid

>>610869117
>>610869117
do dubs beat 4?

>>610869324
yes

>>610869324
real winrar

>>610869391
winrar

>>610869324
no

>>610869324
nope. 4 is get

>>610869444
you're an expert on 4s friend