New Zealand thread /nz/ /kiwi/ Sup phaggots whos online tonight?

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>>610812307

>>610812473
kek

>>610812307
can any of you /b/rothers float a $50 loan til Wednesday?

Will kick in an extra $15 for the trouble.

>>610812535
Pissening

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>>610813107

Hi friends <3

>>610813107
in return for sexual favors?

>>610814205
sure bby

>>610813956
hello friend

>>610814433
sweet as, $5 for every gobby :^)

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>>610814756
where you live breh?
>mfw i will do it if i have to

>>610815101
chch :P

>>610815426
fuck cant even slob a knob to pay my bills fml

Hook us up wid two five huck bae

>>610816162
if it was that easy, you wouldn't have to work again

chch here

needs drugs

I got morphine and valium if you want to trade

looking for everything except weed, "e" pills (ecky's), and nbombs

cash or trade

what you got?

>>610817284
No. Get a job

Good lord, memories, I used to live in NZ then I got shipped to this shithole known as the USA... God I miss it.

>>610817896
You're welcome back anytime <3

>>610817585
I have a job it's called scamming winz

it's hard work getting up at 1pm everday you know

>>610818679
holyshit that makes me wanna kill myself. How do you live with yourself?

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>TFW report writing.

>>610819365
hi bb <3

>>610817896
Fuck off, microcunt.

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>>610819650
<3

Canadafag here, emigrating to NZ in 15 months.

>>610818909
quite well actually

how does it feel knowing your the government steals part of your wages and puts it in my bank account, funding my degenerate but oh-so-pleasurable lifestyle?

hai had kfc tonight

>>610820462
I made a butter chicken :3

>>610820778
fucking dairy owning shitskin fuck cunt fuking fuck fuck

>>610821167
want me to timestamp my lily white ass mate?

>>610821343
oh god yes pls

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420 tomorrow and the flat is freaking out. Anyone in Dunnaz know where to score??

>>610821343
yes

>>610821542
With a reaction like that Im more inclined to let you keep believing im a Punjabi. Already got enough people in this thread up in my grill.

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burger bumpin

>>610821702
mmm wan sum fuk

>>610822229
Im good m8

sheep shaggers

>>610822828
♥

have fun being eaten by the maori's cunts

>>610821343
please post ass pics

>>610821550
I got two ounces on the steepest road in the world but I'm not sharing lol

any cuties wanna share noods :3

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>>610823249
pls no

Ive learned my lesson I wont be a sarcastic little shit again.

>>610823637
wanna fuk that smile off ur face so bad bae

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>>610823355

wouldn't even sell a 50 or two? :^(

>>610823637
pls no sad kitty :[ im the sad one

dirty dicks

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dunedin pls

Iodine in our bread yes or no what say you go

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>>610824190
Nope its clean. Wanna see it?

>>610824391
no josh

>>610823997
Why you sad?

>>610824600
:< do you not like it :<

>>610824779
hemisrroids

>>610824859
Lonely and i got school tomorrow :<

>>610824859
i am just worried what if ur mum sees what u r doin

>>610824963
ment 4 >>610824779

4chan and touchscreens dont mix

IDbro enjoys vocations.

>>610825016
My mum doesn't visit /b/ often

>>610825277
how much and often bro

>>610825379
she posts nudes every other week

>>610825093
Im fuckin dead. My report is murdering me.

>>610825658
that Maori bitch?

>>610819365
you like playimng with the older boys sya ebro?

>always have

>>610825891
when is it due and whats it on?

>>610825972
yep, milf i know

>>610826142
>whats it on?
???

>>610826342
your report? the topic

>>610826114
I dont like playing with any boys :(.
>>610826142
"The benefits to a business of having a website" due 28th. 1800 words.

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dunedin y

>>610826550
>your report? the topic
???
wot cunt

>>610826670
nvm im obviously slightly autistic

>>610826627
>I dont like playing with any boys :(.
lies, i can smell your stiffy

>>610826627
>"The benefits to a business of having a website" due 28th. 1800 words.
kik bro r u fgt??

>>610826787
da fuk??

who keen for a /nz/ thread skype circle jerk

>>610826627
ahh thats not too bad. I would so leave that to the last 2 days before attempting and then inevitably failing.

>>610826896
i second this :3

>>610826990
omg i h8 u

nate here

>>610827246
Hi nate <3

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>>610826811
>>610826896
>>610827197
Im not a faggot doe

>>610827246
????

>>610827337
you ever massaged your tight hole bro

>>610827337
I'll convert you eventually ;)

>>610827337
>Im not a faggot doe
why do you hang out with them then

>>610827337
y do u suck dick then

>>610827337
but u cum when i fuck u doe

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Welly nudes guy checking in.

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>>610827455
>>610827511
>>610827678
>>610827766
>>610827901
Jesus fucking christ.

>>610827337
How could you not be a faggot, kiwi girls are annoying as fuck

>>610828051
We aren't desperate at all, absolutely not

>>610828051
>Jesus fucking christ.
is what you said the first time i pushed my hard cock in your hot tight hole

>>610828141
basically the best explanation for homosexuality

>>610828230
with a side order of michael jackson yes pls mammy yes pls

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Anus.

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Talking to myself it seems niggas.

>>610828255
pics of hard cock

>>610829111
sry we are all gay :[

>>610828003
Care to share bro? Im from welly too

>>610828003

Welly ft...

wait, why the man hands on a bitch?

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dundn pls?

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THAT NIGGA GAVE US BILLIE JEAN YOU SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS

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>>610829212
LOL fuck never noticed her hands. FUCK YOU CUNT shes now ruined for me :(
Dat ass though.

>>610829310
Question, you like boys?

>>610829218
abbo fag here

>>610829454
yes :)) lol

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>>610829454
no, i like girls and girls girls girls, they love me

>>610828141
Because I like tits and dicks smells.

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>>610829484
got drugs?

>>610829652
*dicks smell.

>>610829411

those godamn monster hands on your johnson doe

>>610829603
bu but you seem qt :<

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>tfw so fucjking drunk

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>>610829818
i am

i got a 9/10 face

>>610829652
>>610829718
So do vags

>>610829821
i thought you were supposed to be good boi

>>610830018
can i make you gay if i win a cute off?

>>610830061
Different smell.

>>610829652
>dicks smells
smell fucking lovely

>>610813107
Where are you?

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>>610830064
ik, pls don't tell my mum :/

>>610830211
this, clean dicks anyway

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>>610829761
They felt so soft.
Still ruined.

New girl.
Tawa hard.

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i recently started masturbating with baby lotion and it's doing wonders for my skin (both dick and hand)

can't complain about the smell either

>>610828141
lol I read online once that apparently NZ girls are quite low down on the international scale of attractiveness, but NZ guys are actually quite high up.
>cant tell if feelsgoodman.jpg or feelsbadman.png

>>610830576
now you're just teasing me 3:

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>>610830151
sure, but i don't see you or anyone in this thread winning tho

>>610830658
Good feel if you're a kiwi male

Where the girls at?

>>610830802
add me on steam bb and we will share nudes

>>610830956
But then you have to deal with the uggos

It's hard being gorgeous sometimes

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Fake titties :(
And you can fist her.
Auckland.

new zealanders are so beta

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>>610831068
i don't play games

>>610831098
>It's hard being gorgeous sometimes
word

>>610812307
Fuck John Key

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IF YOURE READING THIS KISS YOURSELF

>>610831268
neither, its where i socialise :/

>>610813860
is that a cover for a rap album?

>>610831059
i'm a girl and to tell you the truth alot of girls post in these threads.

>>610831747
NZ girls are pretty much men with vaginas anyway

>>610831836

yeah, shoulda seen the man hands on that one bitch

>>610831747
lol I passed a girl in the uni library the other day who was posting on /b/

Posting "where the girls at" sounds so niggerish btw

>>610832138
r u a girl?

hopefully i wake up tomorrow

on time

Lies.
There are no girls on here.
They never post.
Or show off.
Or shave their vaginas.

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>tfw you will never date Shinozaki Ai

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>>610832548
>tfw won't ever sleep with qt asian boys

wea the weed at ??

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>>610831483
oh bby

>>610827593
Id fuck this burger if I could. I love this after smashing back a box of codys

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>>610832832
start praying to Korean Jesus

>>610833211
do Koreans find us qt NZers attractive?

I want to KYSS you

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>>610833032

lookin in dunaz 2

The fuck are these gooks in this thread for?

>>610833291
Korean here. A qt is called a qt because they are attractive, so yes. That is a tautology though.

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>>610833143
girls with big eyes are so fucking attractive

>>610833291
depends how cute your wallet is

>>610833380
Ew heart attack

>>610833291

Kuntreans don't find anything attractive

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>>610833305
chu~

>>610833499
>>610833564

My student loan is large if they like debt

>>610833143
Id fuck her but her eyes are a dead turn off :/

>>610833644
>Kuntreans
shittest pun of 2015. confirmed for <90 IQ

>>610833671
u ,ake m,e feel wanted

>>610833852
yeah lol those cheap cosplay lenses. glasses would have been a better touch

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>>610833852
>>610834005
more surface area for your cum to land on :3

>>610834141
thats lewd

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fuck uni, i should've been a rapper

>>610834295
what are you studying

Where are all the traps at better start posting up your dicks

Anyone ordered a phone of Parralimports? Just brought a phone of there an jw if anyone has had a shit experience w them

>>610834344
Womens studies.

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>>610834622
Yes sir!

Got no whisky tonight, so I'm watching a movie sober. O' Brother Where Art Thou.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9UlbxlM5nE

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>>610833936

nice work, your Niggerdom is officially recognised

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>>610834344
women studies :3

>>610834854
Gah thats even a cute thing to study. Wee feminist you :3

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>>610834854

>>610835027
Fuck she looks a lot like Yao Ming in that pic someone should shop it

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>>610834995
the soundtrack is dope

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>>610834622
K fag

>>610834949
Now a pic with cum oozing out

>>610819365
Is this seriously what the flag is changing to?

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>>610835345
i dun have :(

>>610835638
Would jerk that off/10

>>610835638
Does ur name bwgin with b

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kpop > jpop

or

jpop < kpop

>>610835784
please do :3

>>610835838
it bwgins with J and ends with osh

>>610835831
Nic snatch.
boobies?

>>610836052
They're all the same tbh, mass produced stuff

>>610836058
Location?

>>610836052
neither , they qt but their singing is terrible

>>610836230
chch

>>610835491
Fuckin hope not. Better bloody well not change. Shits just my shit now.

>>610836369
wut?

>>610836304
Lol wut, whent he fuck did you start shaving your legs?

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>>610836199
>>610836304
word, all i listen to these days is meme rap

>>610836576
for a while, y?

>>610836686
word homie

>>610836434
You will understand one day.

Any other hammyholers in here

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i hope you guys listen to and abhor all kinds of music in the world~

>>610836824
Not bad.
Fish flaps I bet though.

>>610836987
r u a grill?

>>610836992
Why do you say "abhor"?

>>610837151
I am not I have a weewee

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>>610837394
cause music fucking suxx

>>610837582
can wee see the weewee

>tfw IDbro cries "I love you" as he cums in your arse

>>610837659
Phone won't let me take pics and upload :/

>>610837649
oh :O shes cuuute

>>610837719
plllsssss im the only one here who posts my dic, make me feel less alone

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>>610837773

this thread needs more tits

>>610837997
male tits do?

>>610837866
Maybe dont post your dick hahhah

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stupid fucking cricket chirping

sounded like it came from the ceiling

nothing there

spooky~

well it definitely didn't come from ground level

>>610837717
L-lewd

>>610837997
I have nz nudes but ill get underageban for 17

>>610838191
well now you will since you said it

>>610838121
i like to share my noods

>>610838191
if you hadnt of said, it wouldnt have been an issue..

Theres 16yo tits in this thread already FYI.

>>610838350
:^)

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>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with a goddess

>>610838527
>tfw she doesn't even know you

>>610838527
can i see a pic of you bb?

>inb4 kpop

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>>610838600
that's what love is all about~ i think

>>610838191
Fucking do it pussy.

Damn this week I want to try and get the number of this girl I keep seeing around uni. Gorgeous biomed (or something) student, but don't even know her name yet

Welsh fag here, ill be arriving in auckland on thursday.

>>610839106
why auckland? auckland suuuucksss

>>610830545
moar?

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>>610838684
no

here's Yoona tho

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Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more

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>>610839249

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>>610839012
LIQUID COURAGE

>>610839299
:(

Christchurchian Reporting for Booty!

>>610839420
Bitch looks slightly retarded.
I dont understand cunts who like drongo looking cunts like these. They are nothing special.

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>tfw it's almost 10 and you have to go2bed erlier than usual

>>610839578
boy or girl and boy or girl booty

>>610839655
>not bunking the first day back

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>>610839599
because the ass

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>>610839767
i'm a good boy

>>610839900
lies :P

>tfw school tomorrow

>>610840015
dont remind me anon

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realtalk tho asian girls are fucking ugly

the only good thing about them is that they can apply make up well and dress slightly better than your average girl

>>610840015
>get to wank on the bus again

>>610840152
>posts asians all day err day
>realtalk tho asians are fucking ugly
>jackiechan.jpg

>>610840015
What school do you go to?

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>>610840319
lol the girls i post aren't Asian

they're not even biodegradable :/

>>610830545
>>610829411
Name?

>>610840480
ROBOTS!!

>>610840480
>keksimusmaximus.jpg

>>610840323
Highschool

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i think it's coming from INSIDE the walls

>>610840156
>no bus have to wank while I walk

>>610840751
underage b& :(

>>610840751
Which one bro?

>>610840156
i want a vid tomorrow night of this

anyone here go or used to go to liston collage??

>>610840933
YES! whats your name?

>>610841017
anon

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no more
>drinking
>karaoke nights
>clubbing
>/nzg/

based non fun allowed uni

>>610835272
How the fuck was I completely ignored?

>>610841017
you first. what year did you graduate?

>>610841155
Looks like a pic you got from the net.

>>610841136
what's /nzg/

any of you faggots go to aoraki?

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>>610841275
you're posting in it

>>610841136
y no more /nzg/?

>>610840815
Shhjjhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhh

>>610840848
Cumbridge

>>610841519
show me your peen and ill Shhjjhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>610841460
gotta get those As

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>>610841274
It's oc, m8

>>610841677
As are gay. A pass is all you need

>>610841699
peel that motherfucker back

>>610841699
timestamp then.

or shoe on balls. either one.

>>610841699
timestamp

>>610841665
That would be cheesepizza so na dawg

>>610841874
how much cheese we talking?

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>>610841794
>>610841841
Oke

>>610842032
1 pizza

>>610842198
where located and i need MOAR

Is the cross dressing trap here?

>>610842218
thats ok i love pizza

i

>>610842358
Not happing tho :^)

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

>>610842365
good song

>>610842475
>>610842475
y u meanie

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>>610842326
Me?

>>610842555
Checked and rekt. Gnite

>>610840015
>tfw dropped out but going to do a uni entrance course next year after having an epiphany after getting a shit job in a warehouse

>>610842772
gnite qt <3