You wake up in a grassy field without any memory what happend in the past. You appear to be about 25 years old and wear nothing except for a pair of pants made out of brown leather. You find 26 GBP in your pockets (Whatever that is). Your inventory is empty. What is your name? (9 decides)
You suddenly remember your name and titel. You are the mighty Nigel. King of all Nigger-Jews in land. You still can't remember how you got here. What do you do next? (8)
BTW I predraw a bunch of things, so most stuff shouldn't take to long to do, but if its something complicated please give me some time to draw. I'll try to finish most drawings in about 2 minutes, so keep that in mind.
You decide to take out an imaginary phone and give strangers an imaginary stern lecture on rerolling. This is stupid. (2)
dude I wanna go find some redhead to fuck. probably wont happen so just a fuck that dumb bitch will do for me. whats stupid is this girl (dyed her hair red) at my work is tiring to bang only problem (I work at a union shop) the whole plant is up in my business so I have a policy if people know about it cant hppen but and shes scared and bitchs talk to bitchs when scared because I geuss im scary whatever I said it cant work because of shes scared of a personal thing but im scared because shes telling a whole god damn company (who is strangely in love with me for some fucked up reason) so yeah I says no just text me or something. but nope like I guessed bitch doing it to be popular with bitches not to give me vagina. passions a fucked up thing for me. lol cool that's for reading dumbass are you still? and watch ill still post that shit it's like how elephant trainers break an elephant when they're young by tying them a small post with a small rope that can hold them when they're a baby and then they have sex with the elephant. So that even when it grows much bigger, that small rope will be enough to make the elephant think that it's trapped and they keep having sex with it. Circuses are pretty gross when you learn about then, seriously.....
Since you're incredibly horny from telling imaginary people on the internet whats buisness you undress yourself and start jackin it. You are now sexually satisfied. Whats your next move? (3)
You look around you and see an abandoned Wal Mart in the distance. You wandered to far away from your pants. They are now LOST. What plan will you put in motion next? (6)
Rembering what you read on that imaginary image board you decide to build a GAS CHAMBER with the supplys you found in the Wal-Mart. What do you do next? (1)
All that hard work has made you exceptionally horny. You go inside your newly built GAS CHAMBER and jack off furiously. You cum in seconds. You are now satisfied, your penis is starting to feel raw.
After you cum you feel a mysterious energy filling your body. You close your eyes and as you reopen them you find that you have turned into ADOLF HITLER LEADER OF THE THIRD REICH. What do you do next Adolf? (3)
Your eyes suddenly see some delicious BAIT. You decide not to grab it though since you saw some warnings about BAIT on that image board.
You are visited by a friendly alien. He gives you about 213.25 US Dollars. You thank the friendly alien, but don't know what you're gonna do with the money. What do /b/? (4)
You buy a bunch of things that come in boxes. You're not sure what you just bought and thinking about what it might be scares you.
You let out a sound that sounds a bit like "Ueah." You are not sure where the sound comes from, but youre glad that no one heard it. It would have been super awkard. (0) again.