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You wake up in a grassy field without any memory what happend

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You wake up in a grassy field without any memory what happend in the past. You appear to be about 25 years old and wear nothing except for a pair of pants made out of brown leather. You find 26 GBP in your pockets (Whatever that is). Your inventory is empty. What is your name? (9 decides)
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>>610684080
Jewslayer123
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Roll for Percival Buffaleeboo
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My.. My name is Tangoman!
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Rolling for faggot
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>>610684080
Name is Nigel. King of the nigger-jews
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>>610684213
reroll
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>>610684260
Roll
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>>610684369
Winner.
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>>610684369
You suddenly remember your name and titel. You are the mighty Nigel. King of all Nigger-Jews in land. You still can't remember how you got here. What do you do next? (8)
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>>610684733
Walk to the edge of the field and investigate
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>>610684733
Try to find out where I am and look around.
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BTW I predraw a bunch of things, so most stuff shouldn't take to long to do, but if its something complicated please give me some time to draw. I'll try to finish most drawings in about 2 minutes, so keep that in mind.
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>>610684733
Use your jew connections to trade the 26GBP for 100000000000000 USD
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>>610684733
I stand up. Scratch my head, turn my eyes towards a non nigger jew. he was an intruder.
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>>610684919
Reroll
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>>610684733
Find a hill and walk to the top to have a look around the local area
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>>610684977
Rolling
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>>610684733
Figure out where I am and make a hat out of the 35 GDP I have.
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>>610684733
forget my name again
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>>610684977
Oh rerollling please i want to be story
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>>610684733
Use my nigger-Jew instincts to locate the nearest minority to exploit.
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>>610685129
Don't spam roll nigger 1 reroll max or your a fag.
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>>610685020
reroll
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Pee on my hands
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>>610685232
sorry sir
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>>610685232
Yep 1 reroll max please
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>>610685723
Per person, not post
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>>610685788
WINRAR
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Get a T shirt with your 26GBP
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>>610685788
You decide to take out an imaginary phone and give strangers an imaginary stern lecture on rerolling. This is stupid. (2)
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Use the spell "summon bigger fish"
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>>610686534
Jack off
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>>610685788
niec
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>>610686672
winrar kek

>>610686666
nice satanic quads
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>>610686672
Kek
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>>610686666
SATANIC QUADS SAYS SO
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>>610686534
Travel on in search of tendies
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dude I wanna go find some redhead to fuck. probably wont happen so just a fuck that dumb bitch will do for me. whats stupid is this girl (dyed her hair red) at my work is tiring to bang only problem (I work at a union shop) the whole plant is up in my business so I have a policy if people know about it cant hppen but and shes scared and bitchs talk to bitchs when scared because I geuss im scary whatever I said it cant work because of shes scared of a personal thing but im scared because shes telling a whole god damn company (who is strangely in love with me for some fucked up reason) so yeah I says no just text me or something. but nope like I guessed bitch doing it to be popular with bitches not to give me vagina. passions a fucked up thing for me. lol cool that's for reading dumbass are you still? and watch ill still post that shit it's like how elephant trainers break an elephant when they're young by tying them a small post with a small rope that can hold them when they're a baby and then they have sex with the elephant. So that even when it grows much bigger, that small rope will be enough to make the elephant think that it's trapped and they keep having sex with it. Circuses are pretty gross when you learn about then, seriously.....
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>>610686672
This story is becoming too realistic for me.
Our character is King cuck of all nigger-jews,
gets into an argument on 4chan
Then jacks off

2spookym8
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>>610686672
Since you're incredibly horny from telling imaginary people on the internet whats buisness you undress yourself and start jackin it. You are now sexually satisfied. Whats your next move? (3)
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>>610687028

what the fuck did i just read
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>>610687339
put pants on your head and run around
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>>610687339
put cum on chest for warmth
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>>610687339
Go to the closest walmart
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>>610684733

Investigate the area surrounding me and check if i'm injured in some way.
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>>610687556
Reroll
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>>610687592
roll
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>>610687613
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>610687592
2srs bro
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Shit molten diarrhea everywhere.
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>>610687592
rreroll
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walmart already won fuckboys
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>>610687556
You look around you and see an abandoned Wal Mart in the distance. You wandered to far away from your pants. They are now LOST. What plan will you put in motion next? (6)
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>>610688332

cook meth in the walmart bathroom
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>>610688332
Commit suicide
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>>610688332
fuck the wal mart
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>>610688414
roll
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>>610688332
Go into the abandoned walmart. What do you find?
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>>610688332

Kill myself
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>>610688588

Check dubs
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>>610688332
take a shit on the conveyor belt at a cash register
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>>610688332
Jackoff.
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>>610687852
Reroll
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>>610688720
Roll
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fuck the walmart in its anal cavity
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>>610688332
Kill self
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>>610688568
reroll
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Find a baby and rape it until it dies.
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take your pants off jump on the table and start dancing naked
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>>610688332
Slather grey poupon on a vodka bottle and chug it
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>>610688332
Keel over and die
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Begin building gas chamber.
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>>610689056
WINRAR
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>>610689056
winrar
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hold breath until i pass out
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Op is kill
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>>610689056
Rembering what you read on that imaginary image board you decide to build a GAS CHAMBER with the supplys you found in the Wal-Mart. What do you do next? (1)
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OP. GET BACK HERE.
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>>610689546
Not yet
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>>610689657
jack off in it
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Kill yourself
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>>610689677
Sorry, this took a bit longer to draw since I had to draw a tiny little proud man.
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>>610689792
Roll
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Use gas chamber as a drum and summon jews with the nickelodeon money song.
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End this hell
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Find some clothes
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Start a political movement called "The people's liberation nationalist movement".
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>>610689901
Winra4!!!
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>>610689835
I love you op. I want to be inside of you.
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Do you guys think it would be weird to let a man penetrate you? Like, would it just hurt? Or would it be warm?
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>>610690228
Yes, yes, yes.
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Op here. Guys, this thread sucks. Ginna bail because you guys are pieces of shit.
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>>610689881
All that hard work has made you exceptionally horny. You go inside your newly built GAS CHAMBER and jack off furiously. You cum in seconds. You are now satisfied, your penis is starting to feel raw.
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>>610689657
go to the next synagogue and invite some jews
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>>610690341
Next roll is 0 sorry, I forgot to add it.
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>>610690341
eat cum
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Turn gas chamber into mootiplyer.
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>>610690436
reroll
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>>610690341
What number is next?
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>>610690341
Go fight a dragon, die
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>>610690338
This is not me btw.
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>>610690469
Roll
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remove dick dick
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>>610690469
Rollll
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>>610690421
Begin looking for nigger-jews to feed your beautiful creation.
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>>610690341
fist asshole
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>>610690341
Kill yourself, game over
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>>610690599
rerll
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>>610690581
Reroll
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Op here. You guys are boring pieces of donkey shit. I quit.
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>>610690605
Reroll
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>>610690341
turn into hitler
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>>610690469
Rolling
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Find a skirt to wear in the walmart
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>>610690664
Faggot
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Write gas chamber song with full lyrics
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>>610690700
Kek winrar
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>>610690700
Massive wini the rar
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Remove kebab
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Cut my balls off and make a skin mask of it
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Start building a meth empire
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>>610690700
Leprechaun rape roll
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Cut off foot and use it as bait for FUCKING SHIT WOOKIEES COCK BALLS WHORE SHIT POO SNEK FUCK FUCK CICK NIHGER
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>>610690782
Rollllllllll
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Op here. You guys suck at this. I'm out.
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>>610690700
After you cum you feel a mysterious energy filling your body. You close your eyes and as you reopen them you find that you have turned into ADOLF HITLER LEADER OF THE THIRD REICH. What do you do next Adolf? (3)
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Have gonorrhea fight with Obama
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>>610691197
your boring too dont quit in the middle the thread
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You allahu akbar the Gas chamber
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>>610691273
Write lyrics to a top 40 hit.
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>>610691343
Winnrar
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>>610691273
rape the jews
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>>610691343
Thats not me yo, I'm not gonna quit until the story arrives at its natural ending.
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>>610691273
jack off
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>>610691273
elimate jews
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>>610691343
wait stop my roll is that you summon jew demon to slay it you defet it to get 3 wishes
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>>610691465
Op here. This isn't me.

I have to run. My boyfriend is having a party.
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>>610684080
My name is Kunta Kinte
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>>610691556
Stop posing as me, fuckrod.
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>>610691556
your not op,op is not being a faggot yet so fuck off faggot.
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Op here. You guys are boring pices of fuck. Kill your family
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>>610691510
re roll
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>>610691343
Your eyes suddenly see some delicious BAIT. You decide not to grab it though since you saw some warnings about BAIT on that image board.
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Find girl, tie her up. Begin torture. Cut off all skin. RAPE.
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>>610691820
Oh and (5)
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>>610691840
Rolllllll
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>>610691820
Gas yourself and die hew
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>>610691510
roll
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>>610691820
Kek op is nice

join isis with you charistmatic skills
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>>610691820
ayy lmaos decides to stop by and say hello to give you money
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Use 5 GBP to purchase a top hot from the now German stimulated Walmart
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Summon Jesus and rape him to death
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Cut off foreskin
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>>610692045
winrar
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>>610692086
Rolling
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Invest in cat - velociraptor experimental splicing with remaining gbp
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Hey guys. Gonna start up a new thread. You guys suck.
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Bang trap
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>>610692295
WINRAR!!!!
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>>610692295
Winrar
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>>610692295
Lel

Chicken dinner
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>>610692295
Where the hell is op?
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>>610692295
Winner!
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>>610692445
He's drawing the picture give him time you beautiful manitee
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>>610692445
Fuck off. I'm drawing you piece of shit.
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>>610692295
WINNY
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>>610692536
STOP POSING AS ME
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>>610692045
You are visited by a friendly alien. He gives you about 213.25 US Dollars. You thank the friendly alien, but don't know what you're gonna do with the money. What do /b/? (4)
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>>610692695
Purchase reasonably priced firearm
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>>610692695
use money to buy things
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Find a hooker
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>>610692695
jack off in it
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>>610692695
Sex with alien
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>>610692695 buy gun
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stick the new things up ur ass while yelling TOO SOON
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>>610692844
winrar
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>>610692844
You buy a bunch of things that come in boxes. You're not sure what you just bought and thinking about what it might be scares you.
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Find a tribal camp and kill nigger with boxes.
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>>610693213
fuck thinking of numbers is annoying. its always gonna be 0 from now on.
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>>610693213
jack off in the boxes
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throw your money at the boxes and call 911 tell them solid snake is robbing u
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>>610693213
Cautiously open boxes
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Give to Jews and bring them to gas chamber for a cup of tea
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>>610693213
throw boxes at niggers
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bust a cap in the boxes, you now have 3 star wanted level
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>>610693515
Roll
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>>610693583
reroll
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Find some Jews and tell them the boxes are full of 'muh shekels,' use this to lure them into the gas chamber and lock them there.
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Annoy people on the next island by sitting in the box and making robot-pirate-island noises.
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>>610693664
Reroll
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>>610693535
roll
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>>610693432
roll
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Discover hawt jailbait in boxes.

Rape the shit out of them.
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>>610693777
das right niggers
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>>610693535
Rolling
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>>610693303
Ueah.
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Shit out intestinal track. Use as lasso
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>>610693826
Same three numbers?!
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>>610693850
Ignore this PLZ op
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>>610693850
Winrar!!!
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>>610693777
Trips decides
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>>610693850
Don't ignore
Stop being a fag amd get creative
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See army of hot wimyn from Tumblr marching in.
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>>610684080

I'd be stoked if I woke with 26 GameBoy Pockets.
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Fing cat und fart on heem
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>>610693850
You let out a sound that sounds a bit like "Ueah." You are not sure where the sound comes from, but youre glad that no one heard it. It would have been super awkard. (0) again.
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>>610694273
SING GIRLFRIEND BY AVRIL LAVIGNE
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