Hey /b/ros I need your help to get back at my cheating ex-girlfriend.

>>610103420
Suck the dick of the guy she cheated with, then she'll know her place.

>>610103420
we need some background info on that

>>610103420
kill everyone shes really close to

>>610103420
Rape her boyfriend that would show her

>>610104527
or her dad. raping her dad would be the best thing to do at this point in time

>>610103420
Fuck her best friend.

>>610103420
Break it off and move on. If you can act like you don't give a fuck it will kill her.

Move on, be happy. Nothing will hurt her more than knowing she was just a snatch with legs.

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I can't really do any of that seeing as we now live in two different states. This is the second time she has screwed some guy behind my back. The first time we were actually engaged and she met and married some other guy while I was gone in the military.

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>>610105028
B8?

>>610105028
Worthless cunt. You never should have gotten back with her. You deserve to feel bad for about a week, then move the fuck on.

OP

Fuck with her man.

Send her current boyfriend/husband random pics of her, and just tell him "I thought you should know....Sorry" - or something along the lines that implies that you're currently screwing his wife/gf, and you're looking out for him.

Do something discreet, that she doesent link to you, so she still believes you dont give a shit. Like stealing her mail

What if we just bomb her phone with a shit ton of dick pics? I'm all for that.

>>610105495
Federal Crime.

OP, You gotta fuck with her mentally. It's the small shit that sticks with you for life. If you cant fuck with her, fuck with her friends....

>>610104871
>>610104907
That's bullshit. Revenge should be active, not passive beta "move on" shit.

>>610105028
Wut

Dress up in her clothes and let her brother and dad fuck you in her bed while her mom films and takes pictures.

>>610105878
Wtf? Hell no I'm a man I'm not into that shit.

>>610105722
The dubs have spoken

>>610105978
Dress in her clothes and put some make up and a wig on and let her new boyfriend fuck you. She will be seething over the fact he cheated on her with her ex. And the joke will be on him too for fucking a straight man. It's a win win win

What if we have a shit ton of pizza sent to her work?

How about this OP. Make it seem you're really interested in her life for a few days and then radio silence for a fow other days to make her feel detached from you, then repeat. You think this would make her feel bad?

>>610105722
You have never had a girlfriend, apparently.

>>610106825
You sure told me, I'm so mad right now.

if you're looking for petty right now shit put a kazoo in the tail pipe of her car

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If you wish feel free to blow her phone up with random shit. I'm sure if you send nudes you'll get some in return, she is easy that way. Her number is 3144204251 and her name is Britney LaChance.

Any more nudes?

>>610109171
Yes but not as good as those if you still want them

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I did my part

>>610109438
You sir are my fucking hero. I love it.

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Added the dick too

Well nudes are nudes post what you got.

>>610109761
Nice touch

>>610103420
send me her nudes for science.
hardcore stuff is best.
[email protected]

Everyone should post screen shots of what they send to this whore

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People just lurking for nudes now?

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Sent her some shit. Eh hopefully my nuance helps you feel better

>>610110968
Haha that's great. This is making me feel better. Thanks /b/ros. Keep it up this is awesome. I'll post all the nudes I have.

>>610111191
Her fb??

>>610111654
/lachance1990

She looks like a girl I went to school with. Does she have a sister ?

>>610111948
Yes she has two I believe. Only ever met Natasha. She went to Potosi.

Oh shit I do know her !! I graduated with her sister I think. Her mom was a bitch never liked her. Didn't know Brittany got down like that sorry you found out the hard way bro.

Doing my part OP, thanks for serving our country. Fuck this cunt.

Not your personal army, but I can sympathize.

>>610112319
It's ok I should have known better than trust her a second time. But I thought she had changed after what happened to her.

What happened to her, and I haven't seen or heard from either one of them for a few years now.

>>610112440
Thanks and it was no big deal. I love this country and will defend our rights any day.

>>610112658
When she married another guy while engaged to me he ended up cheating on her the whole time. She had his son and while they were going through a divorce she got into an accident.

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She took this photo, not me I'm not a creep like that.

>>610112930
Lol fuck her.

You a jarhead?

Damn that's crazy , but that's still no reason for her to treat you like that multiple times, I mean if she didn't want you then she should have just let you know from the get go the second time. And just stay friends or something. Where that got you stationed at ?

>>610113308
>>610113313
I was stationed on Marine Corps Air station New River in Jacksonville NC

That's pretty cool. They have me over in Germany, great place for beer and woman, should visit some time will help clear your mind of her.

>>610113689
Very tempting

Ass pic?

>>610113535
You mean Lejune?

Has anyone gotten a reply from her yet? Is so any ss?

>>610113868
Already posted the only pic I have of her ass sorry.

>>610113928
Lol no MCAS New River is separate but just 10-15 minutes down the road from Lejeune.

>>610114162
What's your MOS?
Also how did you find out?

>>610114358
My mos was 6153, airframe mechanic on the CH53-E. I found out this time because she blocked me from her fb and claimed it was hacked so she deleted it. It's still up and I saw her new profile pic was of her with some other guy.

>>610114704
while do people still use fucking facebook?

>>610114704
Awesome.

Have you considered sending 50pizzas to her house?

Take her photos and use PS or MS Paint and add her name and contact info to them. Then upload to Imagefap as they won't honor DCMA takedown requests. Make sure her name is part of the filename so search engines like dogpile, privatelee can easily find them as google will just block the search results

I have her work address. Anyone game?

>>610114976
Send pizzas to her job

You should make craiglist listings for her

>>610114976
Gimme her work NUMBER and I'll go to work

>>610115135
Even better, make a craigslist post with her work's number

754 Goddard Ave. Chesterfield, MO can we see how many pizza's we can get delivered? Make sure it's in her name.

>>610115135
dude post her on backpage in the escort area with her cell. post that bareback is $15

>>610105028
>met and married some other guy
im imagining what this looks like right now and you are just the biggest retard but >military
so i guess that says enough about you as a person

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>>610115284
I love how /b works

>>610115392
I'm sorry I couldn't be there while I was away for training. I'm sorry I didn't find out till 4 months after their wedding.

>>610115392
Faggot detected

sent 5 pizzas fuck dat hoe

>>610116411
Lol Really? What kind?

>>610116411
Lmao

>>610116776
Kek

>>610116776
>>610116854
>>610116922
Now ask him if he wants to have anal sex with you

>>610117183
Uhh no

>>610116922
Now say that she gave you AIDS

>>610105028
This is the same bitch? Ug, looks like shit up close.

I sent her 5 pizzas:
>sausage
>no cheese
>no sauce
>draw a happy birthday

>>610117865
Was told to post all that I have

>>610117969
Lmao

>>610117976
Post feeeeeet

>>610117443
No, better yet, tell her you just got back from the doc's and YOU have aids.

>>610118493
Lmao

>>610118493
OMG Stop harassing that womyn

Niggah bump

>>610119136
Give us his number

>>610119136
She probably sprained her neck giving head to him. Don't fall for it.
ask if he is thy fat one

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OP is this u

>>610119345
No that's Sebastian

>>610119345
Nope a guy she met at a bar the weekend of my birthday.

>>610104684
This does the trick three times over.

>>610119450
Sebastian was her 6month old from her marriage.

She must be a shitty driver

>>610119861
No. One accident, same picture from it. She was in an accident in 2012. I've seen that exact pic many times.

>>610120048
I've never been in an accident
>one accident or more = shitty driver

>>610120048
Give me his number.. I'll sign him up for surveys and dick pics

Cut your dick off. Mail it to her with a note that says "suk it bitch".

>>610103420
have sex with another girl on her bed
if u can't get a girl then have sex with another guy on her bed
if all else fails get the neighbors dog

>>610119861
>massive loads in her eyes and mouth
>can't see
>shitty driver

>>610120549
You're high

>>610103420
murder her and then post pic on /b/

The drama is so real. Bump.

>>610119212
Ask what hospital she is at so you can call and confirm

I love this thread

Tell her brother he is cute and that you all gonna be on Springer!!!

>>610120801
Don't go making sense on here asshole

If you look in the archives there was an anon that made a fake Positive result for chlamydia and HPV .. find it and send it to her and be like thanks.
then an hero and wait for her response

>>610121053
What does that mean

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Last nude I have

>>610121169
That's a shitty engagement ring bro...

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>your face when the story gots thicker and thicker

>>610121251
That's her class ring and her right hand

>>610121251
thats her right hand retard

>>610121251
>retard much?

>>610121169
I bet u had fun chewing on those saddlebags

She texted me back saying she called the cops

>>610121351
>>610121496
LOL she is wearing it on the wrong hand

>>610121759
If anything she was delicious

>>610121145
>Britney LaChance
he said you actually posted something sensible, unlike other posts on /b/.... idiot

>>610121931
no idea why i accidently greentexted her name

>>610121931
Sorry English not first language

She texted me that it's not her but brother in law

>>610121809
She claiming to be her brother in law?

>>610121817
>>610121552
>>610121496
>>610121351
>eating this shitty b8

>>610122134
oh, my b bro

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>>610121817

>>610103420
>Craigslist /msr or /cas
>photo with geolocation EXIF tags intact
>"Help me fulfill my fantasy, CL. I've always wanted to be gang-raped by strangers. Come by at 0:00 o'clock on April 00, don't bother to knock. And thanks!"

>>610122205
No I got a straight up answer
>leave me the fuck alone you creep. I'll call the cops.

>>610105028
you can keep the nudes

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>>610122637
the funny thing is that bitches really think they did nothing wrong and you are the bad guy in the story
>mfw

>>610122672
Lmao

>>610122812
I am

>>610122672
Respond back you are OP s brother in law and you are pissed off

>>610123157
What's op name though?

>>610123258
Lemmiwinks

>>610123258
Say it's Mr M Hawk... Mike Hawk.
than call him a fagget

>>610123258
Rumplestiltskin

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>>610123157

>>610123258
Tell him brother in law of Brandon Garvin

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>>610123330
>>610123484
>mfw

>>610123482
"well this is Sagrent Mike Hawk, and we are investigating this case.

>>610123482
>hey brother I am also a brother brother. Lets work together on this problem brother.

>>610120612
kek

>>610123258
My name is Jepht

>>610123824
you send this right now OP

>>610124488
Kek

>>610124488
Kek

>>610124488
"are you enjoying been able to get away with seeing your sister in law naked?"

>>610124488
what did you say to me?
>navy seal pasta
>the only time its appropriate

>>610124488
Awe damn I copy and paste it and your shitty spelling

Jesus christ OP, sorry to say but I know this slash too. If you're actually done with her atm, stay done with her. Godspeed.

>>610124850
You know her?

>>610124488
Well we are investigating her case in adultery, sodomy and tax evasion

>>610104684
This.
Even if she was a ho and didn't care about you, this will destroy her pride

>>610124985
Omfg that's amazing

>>610103420
Fuck her new bf. That'll show her

>>610124995
You can't delete 4chan muahahahahaha

>>610124850
Let's hear more

>>610124995
Tell me what to do niggahs

>>610124937
Wasn't 100% sure until I saw that pic where you can see the odd asymmetrical parts of her dome/face clearly, then shat brix. Bugs the FUCK out of me.

>>610124995
Unfortunately I cannot give that information to an ongoing to her "boyfriend"

>>610125323
Do this
>>610124985

>>610125402
How do you know her and what's the story? You have my attention

>>610125323
With this to
>>610125430

First step spell sergeant right. Nigger

>>610125801
Copy and paste faggot I just realized after I had sent it

>>610124488
Literally laughed out loud for the first time this week, thanks anon

>>610125882
Do you even read before sending.. *ongoing case

>>610104684
I've done this and it really is a powerful option

>>610125882
"To an ongoing to her boyfriend"? The fuck does that mean. To an ongoing what? Investigation? To her " brother in law" ? Fucking niggers man

>>610124995
Man, you're being waaaay too nice here. Shit, tell him to take a pic of her pussy, say you want to compare it with all the others you have.

>>610126064
No unfortunately

>>610126204
>now before I can continue, can I please have your name and daytime number and we will call you if any more information is needed.

>>610126355
this

>>610126355
This.

>>610126093
Illuminati

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>>610118735

>>610125626
Believe I initially met her when I was in Mexico (MO obviously, not beaner continent) visiting family around the area. There's not much to tell that you'd really want to hear though, like I hate to be that guy who confirms the shit news because I've been there. Sorry for short/slow replies, driving atm and typing at red lights..

>>610126819
Lol why Illuminati?

Man I love 4chan. /B/ros know how to cheer me up.

>>610126355
This.. plus
>while I cannot give you an exact date, please note there will be a warrants issued to both parties and leaving the state or withdrawing information is penalized by 60 days in jail

>>610126893
How recent?

How did it feel knowing the Jodie had his cock in your girls ass?

>>610127264
She's a cheating bitch so I don't care anymore.

>>610103420

> Later in the evening
> Tell her you want to go for a ride and talk
> Drive out to the middle of fucking nowhere
> Start looking in your rearview mirror saying you think a brake light may be out
> Pull over, ask her to jump out and check it while you press the break
> Press the accelerator

Feel the weight of the relationship shrink as she gets smaller and smaller in your rearview mirror

I think you need this op.
http://www.shitsenders.com/

Holy shit! I'm only a few miles from this chick in festus.

>>610127537
I love it

>>610127264
Not too bad... I've been fucking a lot of Thai lady boys lately so....

Did she ever get her pizzas

>>610123482
Ask if he's going to spank it to those pics.

>>610127786
When send pizza when you can send steaming bucket of gorilla poo.

>>610127156
Hell, a good couple years back...3ish? Stayed in the Lou end of '13 summer as well though.l

>>610128097
*Why

>>610127444
hm ive done so w/ mum anon

>>610128097
>implying you really could

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Fucking amateurs

>Act like nothing is wrong
>Wait until you can take her on a picnic
>Bring three salads
>One salad for you
>One salad for her
>Your salad has lettuce, tomatoes, and olives
>Her salad has lettuce, tomatoes, olives, and poison ivy
>The third salad is a replicate of yours
>After she eats some of her salad throw it away and replace it with the third one
>She is fine for an hour
>Then she has to be hospitalized
>You act like you have no idea what's going on
>She ends up staying for months because no one ever suspects poison ivy ingestion
>Break up with her because you can't handle it
>She ends up with permanent internal damage and you get away

Bump for more pics of convo

>>610125141
Who is this hacjer 4chan?

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>>610128263
http://www.shitsenders.com/order/

OP here. She called and apologized. We are all good now. Please delete her nudes.

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No response so far

>>610129084
Someone new text her and say
>this is Ivanna Schzerkoff... Can you please answer Mike Hawk

>>610129044
haha nice try, brother in law

>>610129044
Nice b9 m9

>>610129084
Didn't you send this fucker a dick pic earlier in this same convo? Now he's gonna believe you're the cops? Lmao

>>610112268
on the floor...

Hey just got home...
OP want me to post done clips of the sex tape I took of us

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>>610129680
Can't fucking unsee.

>>610129680
Regla amputa

>>610129632
Different anon faggot

>>610129680
good god