Mobile fag here. Dubs decide

>>609962780
I know why you never use profile pictures, you massive hamplanet

>>609963051
This

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. This is huge news.

im gay

I love you

I browse 4chan when mods aren't on

im gay, like full homo.

>>609963524
Reroll

>>609962780

i am going to join isis in 4 days

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>>609963051

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I'm actually straight,im sorry

I want to have kids with you

>>609963051
rolling for this

I am a robot

>>609963524
roll

I masturbate thinking about sex with you and your mom.

This is gonna be good

I am moot

>>609963051
this obviously

>>609963661
roll

>>609963766
Damnit

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>>609962780
Do you wanna trade some dank rare pepes?

>>609963766
winrar

>>609962780
Le HEARP DERP I USE A FAKE MOBIL3 TEXTOR PROGRAM TO CONVINCE FAGGOTS I MATTER CAUSE WHAT THEY TELL ME TO DO HAS FAKE ASS CONSEQUENCES

FAGGOT

>>609963766
WINRAR

You're so ronry. So ronry... so ronry and sadry arone. Me ruv you rong time.

"I have herpes."

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>>609963766

>>609962780
I hate my live and I hate myself. I'm gonna kill myself.

Then stop responding.

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My uncle was a christian man, but the lord didn't give a damn. He lived sick and homeless, when he died, I didn't even notice...

I wanna watch my body decay; my health suffer, and my hair turn grey. Then the Devil can take me away. Yeah Satan you can have your way...

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>>609963766

>>609963948
reroll

I'm actually just texting myself to false amuse some spastics on a website called 4chan.

You're not real. I'm sorry.

I'm in love with the Coco.

>>609962780
(•_•) ..
∫\ \___( •_•)
_∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \

The fuck are you looking at?
Keep Scrolling down

>>609963766
checked

>>609963881
Your new is showing

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>>609964088
Winnnar

>>609963888
>>609964000
checked

>>609963766
Dubs

>>609964000
Trips

Anyone up for quads?

>>609963888
Dubs backed by trips.

Checked

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>>609963766

"My middle name is faggot. My dad had a sick sense of humor."

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No this is real I'm serious. Like Idk how to explain it but this bitch won't fuck me soooo

Fuck you op

>>609964088
We have a winrarian

>>609964373
Please post her response

>>609963524
Rolling for this. Also check em

Quads pls

>>609964366
Winrar

>>609964366
win

>>609964373
We still rolling for texts? If so, then this

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and throwing in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics

>>609964373
oh damn

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Okay...?

>>609964366
lel
dubs thread go:

>>609964749
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and throwing in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics

>>609964749
That's not how they usually react

>>609964749
trust me op, nudes are get 100%

>>609964749
Fuck them, film them.

>>609964749
"So you're into it?"

>>609964856
Bro I think I'm friendzoned

>>609963051
still should do this

>>609964800
Dduuuubbbsss

>>609962780
Gonna go shoot the mall, be back in a while. LOL, just kidding, I'm going for suicide by cop.

>>609962780
I'm just kidding. But seriously,I want you to peg me. I want you to fuck me in the ass with a dildo. I just said the mom thing to make this seem more normal. Please. Indeed it.

>>609964749
oi u cheeky bastard

>>609964749
So can I have some sexy nudes of you? (Maybe some of your moms, too)

I love cock

Gotta go feed my horses poptarts and kool-aid brb

i dreamed about you eating my poop

>>609964974
Life is harsh, don't give up

>>609965024
Rolling for this

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>>609962780

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdL17EEc_b4

>>609964986
rolling

>>609965074
roll for this one

>>609964800
Winrar?

>>609964749
OP is fooling us with some gay friend.

>>609965074
This

>>609965074
roll

Can you floss my dickhole with your tongue?

Yea for real your mom is so hot. You, me, your mom, barbecue sauce.... how bout it sugartits?

>>609964986
this

Yes i want to fuck the living shit out of you. Doesnt that sound great? ( just joking on the mom part)

i really want to fuck you

>>609965199
WIN

>>609965199
WIN

>>609965233
winrar

>>609965233
Winrar

Where do I live? Just checking if you remember.

>>609965199
winrar winrar chicken dinrar

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Neet

>>609965199
WINRAR

>>609965199
Winrar

>>609964986
roll

>>609965199
winrar

>>609964986
roll

>>609963051
>>609964373
wasted opportunities

>>609965444
Oh shit nigger trips.

>>609965199
win first

>>609965444
Ttrrriipppssssss

>>609964986
this please

>>609965433
Winrar

>>609965472
NO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY

>>609965199
>>609965074

>>609965246
Rollll

>>609965566
Check'd em

>>609965570
>>609965646
Well, this means OP has to ask for nudes now, right?

>>609965444
get got

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WWWWINNNNRRRRAAAARRRR

Seriously though, send me a pic of your beautiful face.

>>609965699
>>609965744
>>609965800
3 dubs in a row

>>609965800
00 winrar?

>>609965891
ok im sorry im just, you know, a little bit drunk.

i wish you liked me

>>609965744
>>609965800
Send her these, too, OP.

Op doesn't know how to play this. Probably texting himself. Bait is real

>>609966004
rollin

Seriously though I'm high as fuck and I know you won't have sex with me, but will you watch me suck off a tranny I found on backpage, if you're there it won't be gay just kinky

Now how about we trade nudes?
*dick pic*
Yours or your mom's, idk.

all these dubs and you choose this >>609965891
OP is a fag despite delivering

>>609966004
rolling

>>609965912
>>609965912
This

>>609965839
Yup we'll c if ops a fag

>>609965199
You gotta send this one

>>609966069
reroll

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>>609965891
We'll bang, okay?

I've always liked you, would you want to go on a date this weekend?

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Sorry doing this on an iPhone is annoying .-.

>>609965444
>winrar winrar chicken dinrar
If OP doesn't say this, I'm going to be upset.

i have always loved you, my daughter

lets fuck?

Ssshhhhiiiieeeetttttttttttttttt

BTW fuck me?

>>609966004
roll

>>609966330
>Sorry doing this on an iPhone is annoying .-.
Having an iPhone is annoying.

>>609966330
I'm outside of your window right now. You don't want to call the police.

>>609966330
Wait for a fucking reply

>>609965074
roll

I just hope you've never had sex with a nigger

show tits?

>>609966555
Winrar

>>609966555
Winrer

>>609966555
The amount of wins in this post is too damn high

>>609965024
Roll

>>609966555
TRIPS GETTO

>>609966555
Trips again :0

Just kidding! Fuck all of that. The point that everyone is missing her is that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>609964986
Roll

>>609966555
OP take this adive ffs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>609966330
What will our children's names be, babe?

Sometimes my little peenie gets so hard it feels like blood might come out of it. How are you doing?

>>609966750
This

Pic of your spread asshole pls. I've been edging for like 5 hours and my heart is starting to hurt pretty bad so I need to cum ASAP, thanks.

>>609966666

does cum do anything for you, sexually? I thought i'd facefuck your face into a permanent smiley and cum in your ass?

I'll kill your dog if you don't send me pictures of your weenie.

>>609964986
ROLLING

>>609966069
Re roll

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I looked at her snapchat.. She's out so this is prob ded. I tried to deliver
;-; Like def out of wifi range but now you all have her kik

>>609967053
roll

How long is your peenis?

>>609964749
First you gotta open the spaghetti-o's, and then you gotta sniff em.

>>609966555
>9966555

>>609967122
OP, you autistic fuck...

Cut this crap Alex

>>609967122
OP chose the wrong shit to send, didn't wait for reply before sending again, confirmed 300 kill gorilla warfare faggot

>>609966918
roll

>>609967288
I bet you'll even send her, "OP, you autistic fuck..." even though that wasn't even a roll, but clearly you don't know the difference.

>>609967499
Oh hey, I'm on a roll. That's because I speak truth.

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For this I will sacrifice another relationship

>>609967499
Har.

Op is literally the most autistic fuck on /b/. Sends 4 texts in a row and then she goes out without telling you? Give up on that bitch OP you beta fuck

>>609967670
Have you ever sucked dick in public?

>>609967122
you have been our 100000th visitor! click >here< to claim your free iPad

>>609967670
wanna hang out this weekend? I pay :^)

>>609967670
Nigger

>>609967670
Imagining what it's like to suck at sucking cock... you should know so tell me, how does it feel?

>>609967670
make your own thread, faggot

>>609962780
I think your a wonderful person.

>>609963051
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>>609967670
Roll for you typing all these numbers

>>609967718
Please, I will be good fag I swear. Just calm your tits. I'm getting my computer so I can see the dubs

>>609967837
roll

Konnichiwa, Britney-chan! *Waves* *Looks down at feet and blushes*

>>609967670
Just talking to little boys on the internet, while I'm naked.

>>609967670
Hey, I always thought you were kinda cute

>>609967670
Hey, i'm pretty lonely right now. Can you send me some pictures to make my night ;)

You want a new car or iphone? Whatever you want, you just have to play on my magic flute

I'm great, just trying out my brand new dragon dildo

wanna join?

>>609968025
roll for this

>>609968232
This

>>609968205
re roll

Waitin for dubs. I got two screens on this thread now mofuckas >_>

>>609967670
riding my dildo ripping my bong
come over ;) :*

>>609968404
404

>>609967837
ultimate roll

>>609968466
7zip

>>609968466
win.rar.zip.7z

>>609968466
win

>>609967670
I was joking.
I feel alone, do you want to watch a movie together?

>>609968742
Now we wait

>>609968742
AHAHA FIRST TEXT BACK IS RIDING MY DILDI FFS

>>609968742
Well you changed it you fucking autistic faggot

I am really high...and fuck it you never have looked at me in a sexual way. So how about you watch me suck off a tranny I found on backpage so its not gay, you can masturbate if you want I won't touch you.

>>609968892 if she responds -_- that's pretty scary to say

>>609968742
Alpha as fuck tbh

>>609968030
Wasn't really your mobile that was pissing me off kid

>>609969088
win but let's not send it

>>609967053
roll

unrelated, but papa franku ha s a new video up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD0Lt0LVJ44

Can I ask you a question? Would you say I come off as sort of... Autistic?

>>609969088
That was me. Discredit my dubs

Pic of your spread asshole pls. I've been edging for like 5 hours and my heart is starting to hurt pretty bad so I need to cum ASAP, thanks.

>>609969423
roll

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>>609962780

>>609969611
7zip

>>609966269
Shut the fuck up Kyle

>>609969611
WIN!!!

>>609969772
I saw... Waiting on reply

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>>609968742
Fixed it for you

>>609970086
Kek

>>609970086
Send her this pic

>>609968892
I repeat, now we wait

>>609970663
I repeat, send her this

>>609964088
Been watching vladtv interviews?

>>609970757
and hope thread doesn't die before she responds

>>609970663
this

>>609968466
nice

>>609970922
I think it will

>>609970597
tell her to fuck off
then fuck off

>>609970975
OP just do it

>>609967670
Hey, you know what I like?
[wait for her answer]
Raping random girls on weekends.

>>609971036
it was nice but it killed any chance of a thread I'll just start a new thread of another one ~_~

Jet fuel can't meet steel beams

>>609970663
rollin tyhis

Beat my niggers

>>609971580
Roll

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LLOOOOKKK!!!'

>>609971960
damn son

roll for
>>609971580

>>609971960
could you stop with the xD shit for fucks sakes

>>609971960
Gtfo

>>609971668
Reroll
You already ignored its dubs once

>>609972071

>>609972071
this nigger got the right idea

>>609971209
rolling

Just a couple :*

Can we get another thread, link to this one?

>>609971209
THIS

>>609972222
Quads beat everything

Ha ha dumb bitch probably doesn't even big cums

>>609972222
win

>>609972222
checked

Pic of your spread asshole pls. I've been edging for like 5 hours and my heart is starting to hurt pretty bad so I need to cum ASAP, thanks.

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I'm gonna post link to new thread in a sec

>>609972222
This is a fucking quad
On something everybdoy on the thread wants

yet OP won't deliver and will say unfunny retarded shit instead

>>609972682
I am lonely and desperate and want you

Come on baby, stick your finger in my funk and tug on my junk to produce that sweet sticky layer on your facecake.

>>609972886
good

>>609972906
roll

>>609972682
One of your friends said you wanted to suck me dry

>>609972682

man fuck that dumb cunt. drop "i just wanted to go out and see where that takes us" or else youre a beta and shes right for responding like that

>>609973010
Roll

>>609972906

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Dam

>>609972886
good boy
not rolling

>>609973010
Rerollin

>>609972643
reroll

>>609973090
Hahah why XD

>>609973090
This chick has like the greatest fucking patience for autist fags like you.

>>609973090
Because I fucking told you to listen to your boyfriend

>>609973090
you make me nervous, don't you know how hard is to masterbate while beign nervous?

>>609973090
because it's cancer

>>609973240
Rawl

>>609973090
Send me nudes or I'll murder your dog

>>609973090
im just kidding

im drunk

please love me

>>609973090
pls respond

>>609973090
Because everytime my dad touched me he would say "XD" and so when I sucked his nuts and he came in my mouth he would repeat"XDDDDDDDD" until he was done filling my mouth of the succulent white stuff... Ah good times.

>>609973221

its obvious you are a virgin, beta, no girlfriend. your average girl respond with this type of shit because they dont want to seem like a cunt so you stop texting them... most girls are just as desperate for a relationship as your /b/eta ass

>>609973090
because it turns me on

>>609973090
Stop it or I will fucking rape and murder your whole family.

>>609973090
i find it so hot that you came out of your mums baby hole,
imagining the smell makes my genatle tingle

>>609972682
Because ill pretend to love you for ten yeatrs then cheat on you with some skank and ruin your life, take our kids away from you andtell themyou were a horrible mom and lover and could never fulfill any dream or desire of mine, so i waited till you were successful to divorce you and and be secure with my new sexy af man, Oh god my life is fucking ruined britnay, have sex with me plz reeeeesssssppppoooonnnndddddd!!!!!!

>>609973700
win

Send her the lyrics to south Bronx by the boogie down productions

>>609973090
Ravioli ravioli give me your cuntaroli

>>609973090
Just a bit repetitive, stresses me out, lol

So, did you snap me a tittie pic yet or what? :p

>>609973058
***ALPHA MALE ALERT***
WARNING WARNING REAL DANK MEMESTER HERE DON'T FUCK WITH HIM OR HE'LL FUCK UR MUM
***ALPHA MALE ALERT***

>>609973700
Yes, nice win

>>609973608
rolling for this
if she stops its good for us, if she continues you will fuck her

>>609973738
re rollllll

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>>609973700
why people gotta ruin shit :/

>>609973700
winrar, hahaha

>>609973608
Rerollllll

>>609966688
DUBTRIPDUB

New thread >>609973535

>>609973504
>implying I don't have a girlfriend
>implying the chick in question would actually take verbal abuse like this and 'xD' about it
>implying the chick is real

>>609973090
gimmie some winrar chicken u nigger

>>609973894

you are obviously a virgin, texting a girl "HEY I WANT TO FUCK LOLOL" gets you nowhere 99/100 times... you need to set shit up so you can actually get shit done in real life and not txt lets fuck and the 1 in 100 girls that says ok you pussy out and dont go... /b/eta ass bitch

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>>609973090
Hahahah le le le funny xD xD well meme'd sir get an upvote

>>609974444
Checked.

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>>609974444
LOL GUISE MY WHOLE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND TRYING TO GET WOMEN TO FUCK ME AREN'T I ALPHA AND COOL AND STUFF

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>>609974444

quads don't lie

>>609966555
dub dubs + trips = god

>>609974757

what the fuck are you talking about? the entire point of any species is procreation, and protection of youth to guarantee of the next generation to continue the species... what are you doing with your free time? stop basement dwelling and go look for some girls you fucking faggot. this "dude it'll happen one day" only lasts so long