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You know what to do. Get me laid /b/

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You know what to do. Get me laid /b/
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Sir Niggilius Negrio Nigger Nigniggerham from Niggerisland, you sir, are the most niggerest nigger of Nigtopia, you nig harder then any other nigger, I now crown you, King Elite Nigger!
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So you are also into childporn?
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>>609160976
roll
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>>609160976
roll
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>>609160976
rollloo
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>>609160524
Your a whore.
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>>609160524
can i sniff cocaine out of your asshole
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>>609160976
reroll
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>>609160976
roll
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Wanna go on a date?
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>>609161160
roll
also check em
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>>609161242
reroll
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Are you into pegging? Because I want to be pegged because I'm a bad boy.
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>>609160976
rawl
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>>609161242
pls
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I really need a good dicking
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>>609160524
i wanna get drunk, i wanna get laid
i wanna fuck and do cool shit, are you with me?
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>>609160908
reroll
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>>609160976
rolly polly :^)
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>>609160524
So a nice dinner tonight? Please say yes and a place to meet with you, after this I can't text more because my idiot friend wants my mobile. If you receive an another message from me with some nonsense he did it
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>>609160976
dubs geht
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god damn it op dubs is too hard for threads like this.


also check em
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Wanna go for something to eat? I love food. People who don't love food scare me.
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>>609160976
re-re-roll
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>>609160524
Ayy bby want sum fuk?
*dick pick*
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>implying dubs are enabled
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>>609160976
this
check em
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>>609161522
fuck yes i win
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>>609161522
WINRAR
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I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
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>>609160976
say cheeze pizza instead
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>>609161522
winzip
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>>609161522
WINRAR
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>>609161522
Winrar
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>>609160524
Isn't it absolutely absurd that Child Porn is illegal? I mean, everyone has their favorites! By the way, boobs or gtfo
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>>609161622
Shit
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>>609161522
muh keks
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>>609161522
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R
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>>609161522
DELIVER OP OR I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU WITH A WOODEN SHOVEL
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>>609161562
i see you're new
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>>609161673
>>609161606
this
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>>609160524
So let's go out to Starbucks, get some coffee, find the neighborhood children, and make some child porn!
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>>609161732
OP here. I will not. She will think that I am a perv. Roll for something new.
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you down to fuck some dogs tonight or what?
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>>609161926
faggot
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>>609161926
GTFO you fucking fag. Stop wasting time
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>>609161926
oh you cunt
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what is roll, re-roll, dubs etc etc im new here
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>>609161926
what a fag.
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>>609161926
then get outta here pussyfag you knew what site you went to
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>>609161926
pussy nigger jew
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>>609162045
>first week on /b/ i see
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>>609162045
go to imagefap.com and search for lolita. There you will find a guide for newcommers at 4chan.
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>>609161926
So you are also into childporn?
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>>609161926
shit thread
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Op will surely deliver
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>>609161926
Absolute phaggot
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op can u fondle my nut sack i'm havin trouble getting it up if u kno what i mean
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how many cannys can a canny can canny if a canny can could canny?
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>>609161926
You are a fucking perv, that's why you're getting flirting advice on /b/
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>>609162299
dubble dubs WINRAR
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>>609162009
>>609162018
>>609162037
>>609162120
>>609162157
>>609162167
>>609162203
>>609162220
If you are so BRAVE than go and do it yourself, post results you fucking faggaots.
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>>609162045
roll = when you say someone's penis is small, e.g. "you have a sushi roll"
re-roll = retarded sushi roll
dubs = dubstep
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>>609162412
Holy fuck you are a massive faggot
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>>609162412
I'm not the fag making this thread asking for help pussy
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>>609162412
no u
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>>609162171
>>609162183
>biting like a fresh bass
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gotta fap
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>>609162498
OP FUCKING DELIVERED
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>>609162533
pic for ants, damn it.
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Ok newfag what are dubs?
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>>609162412
gr8 b8 m8
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>>609162492
loooool in that case everyone here have a small penis lol
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>>609162498
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>609162412
Faggot. Spiderman incoming
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>>609162412
youre the fucking faglord getting butthurt and also whos too pussy to get laid on his own but asks a bunch of retards and neckbeards like ourselves, youre some kinda stupid
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u did good op you did good
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>>609162412
stop whinning cocksmoker
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>>609162498
>>609162722
samefaging the hard way
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>>609162783
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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I'ma a take you out for a nice steak and lobster dinner, and NEVER call you again.
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>>609162412
Because no girls want to talk to me
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Are you into pegging? Because I have a thing I'm into....
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lol I'm dead serious bitch
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Talking about what you mean to me
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lass mal ├╝ber haie reden
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Like the cartoon stuff. Not real girls, as that would be creepy. Its called loli
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>>609162933
Checked, rekt and kekt.
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>>609162783
i love fucking small dogs with my peanut butter laced cock, maybe i can do the same to you?
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>>609162783
Wow OP delivered. For being based I'll help.

"Just kidding, what's up cutie"
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>>609162860
Roll

Come on might be fun !
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>>609162783
nothin, I'm just fuckin around. Seeing if you have a sense of humor.
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>>609162933
Winrar?
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>>609162933
fuckin' waste
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>>609162933
Winrar!!!
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>>609162933
THIS
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>>609162783
What am I talking about? Me, you, and a daycare worth of 12 year olds getting sweaty and sticky the old fashioned way.
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>>609162783
Want to see my collection?
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>>609162783
sory that was for my dad
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Oh sorry you just look like a girl I saw in a CP video. My bad. Really hot 12 year old, almost fully developed tits.
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>>609162783
Will you lick my peepee?
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>>609162783
I'm trying to see if I can get laid using child pornography as a chat-up line.
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>>609162933
WINRAAAARRRR !!!

OPfag detter beliver.
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!!!
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>>609163066
THISTHISTHISTHISHTISH
ROLROLRORLOLL
WINRR
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Just kidding, gonna cut to the chase here, wanna go out with me?
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>>609163066
>>609163077

DOUBLE WINRAR
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>>609162933
winrar
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my mate lewis fainted once
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>>609162783
say: oh lol that was the auto correct
>wait some time
I meant child gore
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i want to sniff your insides
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>>609163066
Better winrar
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>>609163077
SAY IT OP
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>>609163229
Yes use this please OP
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Are we doing dubs as in it has to end in dubs or just dubs anywhere in the ID?
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>>609163077
rollin
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>>609162783
why is this a png? I smell bullshit
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>>609163384
anywhere
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>>609163384
You are fucking joking right?
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>>609163066
This
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I mean, do you have a little sister
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>>609163033
>>609163066
>>609163077
nice
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Why the fuck would he ruin his chances with a pretty girl to appease you idiots?
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>>609163384
Dubs as in you should fucking kill yourself
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>>609163384
in the ID
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>>609163552

This
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>>609162718
a common thing here
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>>609163352
>yes, please use something that will scare her off immediately
You guys are the fucking faggots, not OP. You don't lead off with shit like that, you start off normal and lead into it. You guys are new as fuck.
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>>609163708
ThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThis
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>>609163643
Kekt
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>>609163384
end in dubs
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>>609163384
u wot nwfg?
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>>609163445
sorry, I forgot, that png is used for screenshots. My bad
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>>609163384
welcome faggot
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I will come down on you like the hammer of Thor. The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds
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>>609163496
First Winrar didn't end in it but he did it
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>>609163496
You.
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>>609163552
reroll
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Hey there emily
I know this is sudden but I think we should meet up for coffee and a chat and see where it leads you never know we could get on like role Harris and a 9 year old ass hole we could take it steady and keep it casual then when I stop sweating around you so much maybe I could show you my fadora collection and show you to my mother she would really like you then after a few years down the line a comdom will split when I'm impaling you with my god like shaft we'll talk though what to do but in the end well keep it then it all goes down hill I come home from work and find you riding my best friend like sea biscuit I file for a devorce we separate and you get custody cause of my cp collection I don't she you or the boy for ten years until I randomly see you when I'm doing my weekly mountin dew and skin cream shop we get talking and decide to give it a another go but it doesn't last long you start talking to other men I can't talk it anymore I let you win and hang myself

You fucking whore
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I have extreme acne
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>>609163384
Move your fucking dubs to the proper position for your entry to be considered anon. Any questions please refer to official contest rules and guidelines.

>Disclaimer: All dubs posts are solely proprietary to the faggot who posts them, they do not in anyway reflect the views or beliefs of the equally or potentially moreso homosexually oriented OP
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>>609162783
is op kill?
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>>609163552

Roll of thunder hear my cry
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>>609164004
Kek
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>>609162933
Winrar
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>>609162783
I'm not Tiger Woods, but I'll put somehting in your hole
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>>609163986
reroll
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>>609163986
rollin fow dis
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say im talkin about you and me covered in maple syrup and a large bathtub of mayonaise if you know what i mean babae
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>>609163859
This
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>>609164100
Also, that was me rolling for that
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Holy shit OP just fucking deliver
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>>609163986
rolling for this
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>>609164136
Someone won't be getting laid trololololol
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>>609163986
You are not funny.
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>>609163986
hah
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>>609164136
No I don't.
How do you feel about the kkk?
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>>609160524
Would you like to swallow my penis
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>>609164136
with your help?
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>>609164136
Well obviously. I can only handle about 5 kids at a time. So help me?
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>>609164277
Windows!
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>>609164133
Kekt and checkt
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Hey, would you like to go on workout with me? :)
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>>609164136
In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
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>>609164136
I need help? Yeah I do, help from your little sister. Quit being such a fucking prude and show me a brastrap. It's 2015 for Christ's sake, everyone's doing it.
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glasses, jacket, shirt
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>>609164333
trips confirms
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>>609164136
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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If you're Jewish, don't be
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Just please listen, you look like 13 and I have a fantasy. You will enjoy, believe me, just say yes please
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>>609164333
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Come on. I'll even throw in some free special k. Bring any nephews/nieces/younger siblings etc.
PLS
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That second reply, fucking creasing
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>>609164333
Trips have spoken
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>>609164144
STOP FUCKING REROLLIN REROLL MY DICK FEGGOT
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This is the worst thread ever.
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OP is kill or faggit
deliverorkillyourself.exe
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>>609164333
Trrrrriiiiipppps
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>>609164364
rr
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>>609164444
Hey and I rolled quads in reply to trips. Neat.
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>>609164444
Nice quads
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>>609164444
checked
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>>609164268
neither is your autism but I still laugh about it.
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>>609164444
KEK
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>>609164333
>>609164444
Do it for trips and quads OP
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>>609164364
rr
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>>609164444
Noice!
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>>609164677
Czeched.
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I know this is the most overused bullshit excuse that is a lie 95% of the time by creepy white boys. But I'm being serious when I say that my brother had my phone on those last two messages when I went to the bathroom. So... I apologize for that. Let's pretend that didn't happen and start from the top.
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>>609164333
>>609164444
what the fuck
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hey i know this is weird haha but i like u haha but if u got any pics of kids haha u should send them haha also do u have any underwear you wore in the 3rd grade? preferably that you soiled hahaha jkjkjkjk but seriously haha lol xDDDD but no really...
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Do you like little boys? I have some fantasies about you and them, would you like to join our party?
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Ayy lmao
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Do you suck dick?
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hey lol u should send a pic of some kids youve seen lol i just liike cute kids lol its funny haha
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>>609164801
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>>609164907
aaaaayy aaayyyyy
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I know where Maddie McCan is
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>>609164938
roll
captcha: daady
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>>609164136
I want to sniff your insides.
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I think you can born some kids for me, will you?
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hey i just met you and this is crazy but do you have nephews i can call maybe?
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FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNG NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
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>>609164814
>>609164976
go back to 9gag
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>>609164770
Reroll
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>>609164476
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>>609165092
Re-roll
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Gavk Gavk! You are surrended!
>>
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>>609165242
It already had dubs fucktard
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FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGERFUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGERFUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER
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>>609165053
Ayeeee syee>>609165053
Ay>>609165053
Ayyyy ayyyyy ayyyy
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Do you have delido?
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>>609165207
Gg let's reroll
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>>609165298
8% battery. doesn't swipe away notifications. confirmed for a faggot.
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>>609164938
rooool
>>
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>>609165400
Sorry that was my wife
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>>609165400
Gg OP you just fucked it up by dumping all of them at once you fucking faggot
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>>609164938
rollioni
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>>609165400
good boy
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Are you a member of the "white hat" club?
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>>609164770
rollin
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>>609165400
OP got dubs. Your choice for next message
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Do you like to have XYN B AHYC?
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>>609165656
Reroll
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CUM AND FUCK ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER I WANT YOUR TWELVE INCH BLACK COCK TO TEEEEEEAAAAARR MY ASSHOLE> CUM IN IT CUM IN IT CUM IN IIIIIITTT
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>>609165584
It's time.
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>>609165723
correction roll
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>>609165400
Fuck OP, check your own post. Send it all again.
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>>609165656
Rolly
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>>609165736
NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKING FUNNY
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>>609165298
seams youre using an older version of chrome
also nice textsecure
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>>609165400
So did you know this is on the internet?
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Baby you, me, mayo, bathtub, 9 year olds

yes
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>>609165656
roll
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>>609165550
reroll
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>>609165819
I know this fuckin guy is pissing me off too
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You unimaginative fuckers. Confirmed to be be newfags and/or autists
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>>609165837
rollzi
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>>609165863
this
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>>609165837
ROOOOL
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Your butthole is tight?
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>>609165971
haha rool
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>>609165971
Your mom is unimaginative
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hey i just met you and this is crazy but do you have nephews i can call maybe?
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>>609165837
Roll
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>>609161926
What the fuck are you even doing?
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>>609165828
Am I doing this right?
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What you would say if i rape you unexpectedly? I like to play :)
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>>609165828
>>609165298
what the fuck are you trying to accomplish
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>>609166176
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>>609166233
>>609166233
WIIIIN
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>>609166159
This guy just posted all the things that will surely stop him fgrom getting laid too. What a faggot
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alright those were my friends fucking on my phone, in all seriousness, let's grab dinner some time, you're very attractive and i want to have sex with all the beautiful children we'll have in the future!
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>>609166233
waste
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>>609166233
WINRAR
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>>609162920
Fuck off newfag
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OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>609166311
check em
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>>609166311
woah 7zip
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>>609166297
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OP FUCKS NIGGERS!!!!!!!! NIGGERFUCK!!!!!!!
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>>609166377
well well 7zip again
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>>609166377
win
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I don't mean to brag but I am the supreme leader of 4chin anonymouse on the Internet. If you don't mind I'll be sending you some child porn now. Enjoy :)
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>>609161361
if you write because twice in the same sentence you're a fucking certified retard.
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>609166311
Winrar
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>>609166510
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>>609166510
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Do you like to dress like child?
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>>609166625
>>609166297
Samefag detected
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>>609166685
You dun goofed m8
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She must have a thing for pedophiles
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>>609166544
haha fuck you because you're a fucking idiot because your mother sucked your pixie baby dick when she was busy giving birth to your local regions congressman, ya fucking queer.
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>>609166764
ayy lmao
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Oh sweetie I want to take you out on a dinner date. Flip the table and do it with a reastruant plate.
I really wouldn't mind a freesome if you have a younger sister around the age of 13-14 then we could hook up ?
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>>609166764
No sh*t
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hey i have a hypathetical question if we were together would you pretend to be 8 while i bulldoze you
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>>609166788
For a while baby. Thinking about you in there while staring at my meat. A really nice feeling to be honest.
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>>609166788
jesus these dubs keep on coming

also she totally wants your pines
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>>609166788
Enough to think about cumming on your hot face
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>>609166788
do it
>>609166311
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>>609166788
If I give you a nickel will you tickle my pickle?
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>>609166994

REROLL
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I was in bathroom for 3 week, my brother is crazy, he locked door and threw me food and drink under door.
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>>609166949
Reroll
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Long enough to take dick pics to send to you ;)
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>>609166949
wtf is a freesome? Where you have sex with America?
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P-please, I just want to feel love, h-have sex with me
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>>609165863
Rolllllll
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>>609166912
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>>609166788
fapped to your profile pic, lets say 10 min
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>>609166994
roll
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>>609166788
looking at your pic, rubbing one out
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>>609166788
Not long enough, want to help?
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>>609167238
Roll
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Such language in a high class establishment like this! YOU ARE IMPLYING I MASTURBATED!
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>>609167181
>>609166949
Rereroll
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A while. Been having some bowel issues. It got compacted inside last time I got pegged
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>>609167329
roll
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>>609166625
>>609166297
samefag
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>>609167411
winrar
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lets go to dinner sometime do you like sausage? i have the biggest juiciest sausage youll ever taste.
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>>609167411
7zip
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>>609167411
op just do one dubs at a time. otherwise she'll think you're some gay fag
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>>609167411
hahahaha, win
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>>609167411
checked
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>>609167230
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OP PLEASE I WILL DIE OF ALL THE KEKS
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>>609166788
pretty long, which i regret, could've been spending that time talking to you!
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Would you like to be gangbanged?
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