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I like my women like I like my coffee...

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I like my women like I like my coffee...
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>>609136331

Cheap & hot?
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with tits
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>>609136331
i dont like coffee
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>>609136331
dick and butt?
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Ground up in the freezer
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>>609136331
This
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6 years old and fucked up on drugs
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Full of cream?
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black
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>>609136331
[spoiler]Weak.[/spoiler]
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>>609136331
freeze dried and granulated
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Strong and black
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Responsibly grown and fair traded?
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>>609136975
I lol'd
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Irish.
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>>609137106
underrated post
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In the kitchen.
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>>609137421
Agreed
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Ethiopian slow drip?
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Paid by my mother.
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>>609136331
black and bitter?
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>>609136331

ground up and drunk through a straw
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Imported
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filled with cream?
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Iced
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>>609137777
Checked
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>>609136331
Cheap, tepid and tasteless?
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>>609137777
nice quads
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>>609136331
I don't like coffee, does that make me gay?
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>>609136331
black... i want everything black
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I fucking hate coffee.
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>>609138156
Then u fucking hate woman faggot
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From McDonald's?
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>>609138238
Only fags like women. That's why they have gay friends.
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Black and sweet
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"Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade."
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COVERED IN BEES
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Well this is a very interesting and yet problematic issue that can only really be solved by saying that whilst coffee is a beverage and a woman or a human does contain and is made up of a large amount of liquid you can't really compare the two as one is sold in shops and on supermarket shelves and the other is coffee haha but no lets not joke I think that if you stand back and look at this with some objectivity you can usually ascertain from the two main aspects that the coffee would have to be in some sort of reasonably suitable container and so would the woman because drinking a woman through a straw would make her a slaguccino haha more joke but not now maybe later so in answer to your question how would I even when I couldn't not even think about who even went over the not even when.
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Without a fucking dick
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Tied up in a burlap sack slung over the back of a donkey being guided through the mountains of Columbia by Juan Valdez
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>>609137547
hahahahaha
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>>609136331
I only get a fappuccino...
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>>609137490
indeed
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>>609137474
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black,sweet, and hopped up on caffeine.
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