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My friend left his phone at my house a little while ago and this

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My friend left his phone at my house a little while ago and this gold mine of his wife was on it! I have had a crush on her forever.
So… rate Stacey and also post married gals who you have a crush on.
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If rates come in I'll post more of her that was on the phone.
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>>608247493
Defo 8//10 Cute af . Wanna see that pussy
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7-8/10. would most definitely bang.
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>>608247493
6/10 face is kinda busted, tits ok. Lets get an ass pic for more research
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6/10 because it looks like her snatch is hairy as fuck
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>>608248563

good point. i lower my rating to a 6 as well.
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>>608247493
this is just pasta from last night
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>>608247493
solid 6. I'm telling Steve though you faggot.
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>>608247493
Are you the same OP as last night?
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>>608248697
Didn't get many ratings last night. So tried again.
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>>608248832
ah
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>>608248658
Really hot 8/10. Must have felt fucking great to find something like this, wish my friend would forget his phone sometime, his gf is hot as well.
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>>608247493
Saw this earlier op is lying faggot
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>>608249278

Look at this >>608248832
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>>608247493
do you have a pic of her spread pussy?
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>>608248658
I'd love to beat that ass up. Moar.
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8/10 and fuckable
postMOARRR
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A gold mine? 2 images?
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>>608247493
and she's a goldmine of stretchmarks!
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>>608250275
Me like OP keep em coming!
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OP is fuckin sloowww.
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Trying to decide if this video is worth posting.
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>>608250938
It's always worth posting.
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Only problem is that he is fucking hairy and totally fucked up filming the part where they have sex.
Kek at the end she even says "you're finishing? That was fast!"
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>>608247493
>implying he left it by accident

three way time buddy
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>>608251457
Confirmed for wanting to fuck her throat as well. Good thread OP.
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>>608251759
Keep the thread alive and I'll try and get the video up.
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free bump for op
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bumping with my wife
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>>608251340
convert the video into a fucking webm, bump
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>>608250577
Free pussy is free pussy, anon

>also checked
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Bump for feet
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>>608253391
How do I do that?
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>>608253759
>not googling it
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>>608253954
I am not technology savy.
I tried doing it once and totally bombed
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>>608253391
watch this and learn, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJY3spUff8
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>leaving your phone unlocked in 2015 hurr duhr
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>>608247493
7/10 She ain't bad looking at all. I'd throw a fuck into her.

Here is a picture from her wedding. I've been crushing on her shit for 10+ years now.
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>>608254179
I leave my phone unlocked and unattended when I'm with my female friends. I'll leave it on the table and go to the bathroom. If they want to snoop, they can see my dick.

I think it's gotten me laid at least once.
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>>608254179
>adults who don't have to hide their porn from their mothers
who the fuck wants to unlock their phone every damn time they pull it out of their pocket
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>>608254408
Ew...
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>>608254479
That's... Actually not a bad idea
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Why is everything on here these days copy pasta, traps or goddam banana triforce? Where has all the OC gone? Is 4chan kill?
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>>608254696
If you're a beta whoever finds it will probably think you're a homosexual.
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>>608254848
>implying /b/ is the source of witti and funny OC
/b/ is, was and always will be cancer. Go to NG faggot.
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>>608254130
Sorry. My internet is slow too. That's why I was deciding if it was worth it.
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>>608254989
>not inviting a girl to your place by herself

who's the beta, again?
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>>608255072
dammit OP
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>>608254989
nigger I myspace angle the shit out of my dick.

looks fucking huge in pics.

bitches spread rumors, chicks think I have a huge dick, they snapchat me and shit. By the time they realize my dick is barely average, I've already got them soaking wet with my fingers and they're willing to just go with it anyway.

Maybe learn how to take better pictures.
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bamp
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>>608255072
pls OP come thru
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Working on turning it into a webm... gotta download VLC first :/
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>>608247493
you fucking cunt I'm going to smash your fucking face in Eric. fuck you.
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>>608252894
Nice ass, would bust many nuts in it. Keep em coming!
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>>608256165
fake
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>>608255098
What does that have to do with what I said?
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>>608256126
buuuuuuump
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>>608247493
Happy 4 u OP! Great find
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Still Working... patience :D
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>>608257663
how long is the original vid?
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>>608251340
I'm a hairy dude too but I atleast trim the pubes with clippers when hey get long. This guy looks like his pubes have never seen clippers ever
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brump
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>>608257803
3 MInutes, 24 seconds
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>>608247493
"...also post married gals who you have a crush on."

I fucking wish. This one chick has HUGE tits but her facebook and myspace are private. No go there. It would look odd asking her to add me since I haven't seen her since her wedding two years ago.
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>>608258156
you might want to split the video into 3 parts before converting them to webm, that would help them convert faster
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How do I split the video?
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>>608258872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99impeiVgI8
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>>608258872
jeeesus FUCKING christ, op

Are you really this daft at computers in 2015?
How old are you, 73?
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>>608247493
God, I'm completely jealous of her.....
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last bump
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Should I lower the resolution?
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>>608259495
Why of her?
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>>608259632
..... She's very beautiful?
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c'mon op, we don't have all day
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>>608259834
First file is converting
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>>608254848

People have been bitching about this for like a decade now.
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Just wish my friends would accidentally find nudes of my wife on my computer..

Theyd lose their fucking minds.
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>>608260051
mooooooar
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baaaaamp
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>>608248563
>>608248653
fucking kido virgins
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Getting fucking annoyed. Every time I convert it doesnt play.
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>>608260146
Wouldn't you like to catch her like that?
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>>608260699
>trying to play webms

dude, just post the converted files to this thread like you would a picture
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>>608260774
i'd kiss her womb
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>>608260852
Says max file allowed is 3 mb
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It was recorded on an iphone. What should I change the resolution to?
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>>608260952
how long did you cut each video slice into before converting?
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Why not just upload whole vid to mega
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>>608261184
this one was 54 seconds and 32 mb
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I have it converting to xhamster as we speak... just have to wait for that one
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>>608261257
max you can go is 30 or so seconds per clip
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>>608260947
If your dick's long enough maybe the tip could kiss it.
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dumping webms until someone can help OP figure out some basic shit
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If I put it into mega, could someone make a webm of the bj portion for me?
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>>608261562
just hurry up and post whatever pivs/vids/webms you have of you fucking her

we don't have all day, faggot
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>>608261694
bumping for this
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>>608261562
So fucking hot, if I found these on my friends phone I'd be in heaven. Post more dude.
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>>608261490
destroyed pussy/10
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Uploading to Mega.
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>>608261562
I'd love to taste her asshole.
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>>608261970
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>>608260721
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>>608262590
I'd have her pull her legs back so you could poke your tongue in.
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>>608262605
Love it, keep going. any vids btw?
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>>608262855
mmmm all the way in!
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>>608262605
got a normal dressed pic of her, so we can see what your friends see?
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>>608263075
She can relax her butthole so it's easier to make out with. You'd be able to swirl it around.

>>608263166
Actually more nervous about posting those.
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>>608263645
mmm please post dressed pic, I want to see her when she pretends to be a 'good girl'
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>>608247493
Here is the video...
Can someone PLEASE make a webm out of the bj part.... I totally failed and I would love them!
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>>608263877
Forgot the link https://mega.co.nz/#!qpFzwRqT!DRcUMD5wBb1r6HIVx-SPCHjA-udgipLqNRV93G41kYk
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>>608263923
Safe?
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>>608263923
Great job, OP. Now post all of the pics, too!
You could use MEGA to do so....
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>>608264422
How is the video? Im on my phone so I cant use it now... is it worth the time?
Post screen shots
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>>608263923
legit video, nice. Thanks op. Any more pics?
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>>608265249
Great video, OP. We haven't seen her pussy yet.... post some pics?
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>>608248658
No pussy pics :(
This is as close as it gets...
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Can someone PLEASE make a webm... i delivered for you guys...
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>>608263923
here is one of my ex for your effort. Thanks again. Any more videos or pics? :-)

Sadly, this is the only pic I have on this computer.
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>>608265581
hang on learning how to now. I usually only work with HD video, never did webm before, so give me a few minutes.
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>>608265676
Yes, but Ill post more when I get the webms
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>>608265676
Great vid OP! I am kinda glad you were not able to convert to webm, so I could see the much better quality mega!.

Yes Please post more pics of her! If its a ton then up folder to mega like you did vid!

thx!
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... Can someone post screen shots?
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Anyone working in the webm
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>>608260051
>>608260774
>>608261562
>>608262605
>>608263645

Lets pretend I'm one of your friends and I just found your stashed slutty wife pics on your phone.
My dick is hard! What other pics would I find of your naughty little wifey doing?
please post more of her.!
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>>608266538
I was trying too See:
>>608265985
But sadly I am missing the codec to convert to webm
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>>608261490

dis bitch got mark of the ebast tattooed on her stomach! wtf...her snatch would eat your dick alive!
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>>608263923
no file?
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>>608267010
:( IS there anything I can give you for that?
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>>608267010
oh wait, it did convert part of it! let me see if I can get more.
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>>608267122
What browser are you using? Mega doesnt work in firefox unless you have the plugin, and it doesnt work if your using an incognito window on chrome
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>>608267182
wow... she really went to town didn't she
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>>608267239
That's all I can do, gotta go to work. If I learn more and see this thread again tomorrow, I will try to convert all of it in pieces and post it.
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>>608267239
that's the worst recoding ever, these guys are worse than amatures...
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>>608267239
That is actually extremely sexy...
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>>608267658
Ill post it sometime tomorrow in /r/... is that fine?
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>>608267838
sure, it will last a little longer
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>>608267713
Your such a fag dude... these are great
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>>608267713
Thats only part of the video
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Not bad at all.
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>>608247493
Shit, just realized I know her. Her and her ole man are broke up right now. Probably him posting these pics instead of "friend".
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>>608261671
Fuck off faggot
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post cum part of vid
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>>608268989
What her full name?
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>>608269080
he cummed in her pussy, can't see it.
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>>608269080
Its funny... cause she says, "Are you finishing? That was fast..."
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>>608269161
Fair enough, I always bust inside chicks hue hue hue
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Is the Mega upload still working? got a no file error when I tried
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>>608270270
Its still working yes.
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Here it is again.

https://mega.co.nz/#!qpFzwRqT!DRcUMD5wBb1r6HIVx-SPCHjA-udgipLqNRV93G41kYk
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>>608265249
post a new download of it, none of us got it
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>>608260699
just upload the vid in vid.me or mega dude
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>>608270498
just did
>>608270441
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>>608270441
This doesn't work? It works for me.

>>608267455
Does this apply to you?
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>>608270574
It is there.... your slow
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>>608270589
you just reposted the original link.... wat

>>608270574 <--- listen to this guy
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just the one video?
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ITT people can't even use fucking mega
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Ill try vid.me since mega didnt work for you faggots
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>>608270618
>>608267455
Yup, only works in a regular chrome tab for me
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Gona have to give it a second cause its hq
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Mega is working for me. Downloading right now. BTW does the mega contain the pics or just the vids?
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>>608270972
Just the video
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>>608270972
Still does not work for me. Is it worth the download?
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>>608270696
The video in mega has no sound wtf.
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>>608271993
This. I was waiting for that part that you were talking about but there's no sound
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>>608271993
>>608272153
It has sound for me
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It actually does... but give me a minute. still uploading to vid.me
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Got sound for me too. Must be a video codec issue. BTW OP Are you also gonna dump the pics in Mega? And thanks!
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vid me q2lA
there is a dot between vid and me, and there is a slash between the me and q2IA

Try this
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>>608254479
ha I do this too...but with everyone haha LOOK AT MAH DICK!
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Hows the video... this fuck isnt working either!
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I would fuck her so hard
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Her name is Cynthia, not Stacey.
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>>608276037
Have any regular pictures of her?
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>>608247493
She looks familiar
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