>2018 >wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing

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>2018
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya
>excited to play some NBA 2k19™
>"xbox on"
>...
>"XBOX ON"
>"Please verify that you are "anon565" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"
>"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
>"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"
>reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ NBA 2k19™ War Chest™
>only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
>still feeling sick from the 14
>force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
>xbox does nothing
>...
>"Connecting to verification server"
>"Verification complete!"
>finally
>boot up NBA 2k19™
>finding multiplayer match
>mother walks into room
>"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
>"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
>"NO!"
>"Console entering lock state!"
>"To unlock, drink verification can"
>last can
>"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
>drink half the can, oh god I'm going to be sick
>pour the last half out of the window
>"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>the Mountain Dew™ ad plays
>I have to dance to it
>feeling so sick
>makes me sing along too
>dancing and singing
>"Mountain Dew™ is for me and you!"
>throw up on myself
>throw up on TV and entertainment system
>router shorts
>"ERROR, NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
>"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"