How do you feel about landwhales taking flattering pics?
Family is home, so I have to keep shirt on just in case
Shit, forgot a timestamp. Be right back...
Yeah, I know. If you don't want to see this, abandon thread
No! No face. Just misleading pictures.
Later, harder to be misleading while standing.
>CAPTCHA asks for pics of lettuce
>does it look like I eat lettuce to you
My inner lips are tiny... I am a virgin so my hole is tiny, too. I will try for you in a minute though.
So what if you're a bit chubby. I've noticed that chubby, or plus size girls usually work a lot harder in bed anyway because they feel they need to compensate for not being 10/10 (in their eyes anyway).
They scream a lot more, they take control more often, they suck a mad dick etc. while skinny/fit women just lay there, maybe turn around once in a while and whimper a bit. Sure, the fit women are hot and very sexy to be seen with them (i.e. parties etc.) but when it comes to pure pleasure, I'd take chubby any day.
I would rather be fit for health and beauty reasons. I am lack dedication and discipline, yo-yo dieting like crazy
Here you go, lol CAPTCHA was the name of one of my old MMO chars... what are the odds?
Ok now I'll try filling requests, go easy on me pls
I have saggy tits tbh :( weight loss will probably make them granny tits
Because I am using my phone's forward facing cam which is potato quality esp. in this lighting :( I will go to bathroom later and take some better quality maybe
Is this close to what you had in mind?
>tfw theres faggots that will do this
this is why we cant have nice things
Please for the love of God don't lose weight. I hate seeing beautiful, sexyy thick chicks getting skinny. I like my ladies on the rounder side. Fuck a damn stic, Give Em to me thick!
I collect comics, but no Flash (so far my DC husbando is Hal). Shirt was a gift from friend because I remind her of Zimbabwe from BBT.
I am a people pleaser. Not exactly a sub, but I like turning people on. I am a sexually frustrated virgin and would probably bang most of you. I just have trouble getting out there. I'm busy with work, busy at home, etc. so I just miss romance/sex and idk how to land a bf so you guys are my bfs I guess.
Maybe these pictures really are flattering you
>Your body looks so soft and supple to the tough
>I would chest fuck you and eat that tasty poontang and kiss in between those soft squishy thighs
In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!
to a fellow latern, my most recent tattoo. Its colored now
OP, a question.
Do you feel turned on by exposing yourself? Or are you doing it for the attention? Enjoyment that you can get Anons to fap to you? What is it that really drives you to post pics of yourself on an anonymous imageboard?
Not demeaning you OP, just curious.
OP your body looks exactly like someone that meant a lot to me but is now gone from my life. Let me tell you that to me she was 100% beautiful and being that your body looks so much like hers... I'll just say that any man who can snuggle up to you at night is a lucky man.
shit is about to go down
Okay now a pic of your dick... jk :)
email me your kik or snapchat
You look very cuddle-able OP.
If you want to work on your weight for health reasons, you could try habitrpg to help build habits. It won't magically give you discipline, but it might help a little bit...
My new girlfriend is pretty amazing.
Right now I am craving it. Here is my first successful fingering:
vid (dot) me (slash) QGPI
Before this I had only managed to place a toothbrush in (not moving) and my finger (not moving) for a tiny bit.
He's underage and he's talking about a girl named Kim.
I'm Tyler, and my friend dated Kim. We were going to fuck you up with a few friends until we realized you weren't 18 yet.
Dis some bullshit.
OP probably has a butterface, or at least some serious personality issues. There is no way she can't get anyone to fuck her with that body. I've seen waaay uglier, fatter and bitchier women sorrounded by guys who would fuck them in a heartbeat.
OP, seriously. Put on something revealing, go to a bar and sit alone at the counter. I guarantee some douchebag will come and try to chat you up. FFS
You've been very careful about protecting your identity, and the vid looks pretty safe in that regard too.
You're enjoying this obviously, but things are escalating. Don't do anything you'll end up regretting...
Very nice video though :)
This one >>607805211 did it.
What a fucking mess.