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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What the fuck ...
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>>607698410
ayy lmao
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>>607698410
ayy lmao
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>>607698496
Underrated post
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>>607698410
ayy lmao
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ayy lmao
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>>607698410
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>>607698410
Lmao ayy
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>>607698410
lmao ayyy
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>>607698496
>>607698561
ayy lmao
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>Aliens from another planet
>Humanoids
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aay lmao
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oii xorno

anyone remember that shit?
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It's a routine training operation being done in case aliens ever do crash land on Earth. If you ask me it's a waste of tax payers money. Because aliens don't exist.
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>>607698410
ayy lmao
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>>607699312
Google convergent evolution and then get back to me.
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>>607699427
They probably do. But the universe is huge, they're not coming here.
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>>607699427
>aliens don't exist
On earth or in general
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>>607699427
>in a universe of billions upon billions of galaxies, with billions upon billions of stars each, with varying levels of planets to each star... You're telling me we're the only life form to exist?

Fuck off you cunt.
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I see this one's anus
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>>607699427
As large as the universe is supposed to be it's hard to believe there's no other life out there at all. As far as them coming to earth and sticking things up rednecks butts? I don't know about all that...
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>>607699680
>>607699726
We stand alone. All those stars you see in the night sky are actually being sucked into an extremely large black hole on the other side of the galaxy. That's why they're so far away. They used to be a lot close but they got pulled to the other side of the universe. We're the last hospitable planet left. It just looks like there are stars in the sky because the light has yet to fade away.
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>>607699895
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Looks like a bunch of pastries.
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>>607699895
kek
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>>607700165
Not so much.
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>>607699893
its mathmatically impossible that life doesn't exist on other planets.

the universe is quite literally infinite, which means logically there's infinite possibilities


people are dumb anon
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>>607699591
>evolution
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>>607700165
Is that a fact, you fucking retard?
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>>607699680
Or so you believe. I'm not saying they do, but the distance isn't insurmountable and there is nothing stopping them from being put in statis and awakening when they discover a planet with life.

Seriously.

Look at it this way, both Europa and Ganymede have liquid water on them. That's in our own fucking solar system. That's two fucking places which could have alien life, most likely not advanced civilizations, but complex creatures like fish and shit.

I also believe Ceres has liquid water on it. So that's 3.

But will NASA go exploring it? LOL FUCK NO! The EARLIEST we get to even starting a program will be 2035, I don't just mean NASA, I mean every Space Agency, unless India/China decide to do it. Then it'll take 10 years to get there, then maybe a year to drill down. That's assuming it stays working.
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>>607699893
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox
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>>607699893
I love these pics. Space is awesome.
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>>607700165
Nice theory...
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>>607700658
Wow you have a picture. Who took that picture of the galaxy eh? I bet you think aliens took that picture and gave it to humans in a roundabout way to try and help us advance our knowledge. Fuck off mongloid.
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>>607700590
Okay, why did God put us on a planet made of 70% salt water?

Why? Why did he also put us on a planet with limited resources, which in the grand scheme of things is fucking tiny compared to some planets and why did he design so many creatures that can kill us?

No, anon. God can only exist if he is a Deism God. Therefore, Evolution is real and that's how shit works.
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here's all the proof you need
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>>607700798
It's all belief. I think you're probably right, but the only way we can know that there's life elsewhere is to actually find it.

I believe that the fact that we're here is enough to suggest that because it's happened it happens. But one point on a graph does not a science make. It's all belief at this point.

Also, FTL is probably possible.
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>>607700917
And? All that proves is that life hasn't come to visit us. It doesn't prove that other life doesn't exist.

Stop being retarded, anon.
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>>607701198

Well now that's disturbing
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>>607701103
It's not the Milky Way, it's a similar spiral galaxy used as a representation. We took the picture.
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>>607701103
Really? It's a fucking common knowledge. The only stares we see in the night sky is the surrounding constellations in close proximity to our solar system. If you think for a second that the human eye can see stars from across the galaxy then you are indeed a fucking retard.
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>>607701417
No it doesn't prove anythign you're right. But it still raises a very important question.

If our estimates are correct, than we SHOULD have seen at least a HINT of extra terrestrial life. But we haven't, or at least nobody has been able to produce convincing evidence that we have.

So why the fuck not? Where is everybody?
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>>607701684
Yeah and like I said the stars used to be closer but they have been pulled to the other side of the universe. The light has just yet to fade and that's why we can still see what looks like stars. Next your probably going to tell me the aurora borealis is a mini galaxy in the sky.
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>>607701322
You know what I find funny? That the USA government is funding a project to develop a "warp drive". Now, if you want to don your tinfoil hats, imagine we already HAVE the technology for a warp drive, but we can't just announce it, cause it'd shock people and people would ask questions. So, what do you do? You start funding a program to develop the drive and keep it going for a decade or two, then you go "Aha! We've done it! Woot!" and everybody claps and we can explore spess.

Physics, as we understand it, says nothing can go faster than light. But that's how we understand it, there isn't anything stopping something going faster than light. If you see what I mean.

I dunno, I just feel like finding alien life will make be feel less alone. Even if it's just microscopic, it'll prove that life is possible and that it is out there, somewhere.

It's why I resent NASA et al not going to Europa/Ceres/Ganymede.
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>>607702066
Unless we're currently the most technologically advanced species within what we can see at the moment. We might be the only ones looking, while the rest of them are retarded fish-frogs or something.
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Hey anons, I heard I could find a new meme in this forum. I believe his name is wew lad, could someone please introduce me to him? Thanks
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I want to fuck with an alien.
Are there aliens traps?
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>>607699591
>implying the conditions on earth are anything like your average planet in da unaworse.
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>>607702578
wew lad
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>>607702640
sarlac pit?
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>>607702425
but even the odds of that are slim. Our star is comparatively young. So odds are, there are plenty of planets in the Goldilocks zone around us that have been around for much longer than we have. So the odds of us being the most advanced guys in our local area are still fairly unlikely.

Which brings us back to the question of "What the fuck is up?" If we are the most advanced species in the area, the question becomes, "Why?"
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>>607702285
NASA work for a government directly, they'll never manage the big stuff. But there are others working on it.

Of course, you're theory on warp drive could be true, but that's what they'd also say if they had started funding a project to try to invent it. Occam's razor forces me toward the latter.

Also, physics doesn't say that nothing can go faster than light.
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>>607698410
Ayy lmao
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>>607702181
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read, and we're on /b/. Fuck man.
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>>607700658
is ur pic a fact tho?
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>>607702831
Thanks anon, I'm not disappointed. This meme is life.
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>>607702066
I subscribe to the idea that any advanced alien life coming to Earth would have the same scientific principles as humanity. That is, you don't just go in guns blazing, you observe for a time and not make your presence known. If you do, you do it to a small but important group. Just like explorers used to observe tribes people before approaching and then winning the trust of the chief/shaman/priest/witchdoctor before anything major happened.

But the major reason is this.

The universe is big. Even if you could travel faster than light, even 1% faster (which would shorten distances by a massive amount, let alone 50% faster or double) you could simply avoid any life.

Or, alien races have no interest in seeking other life, they're more interested in exploiting resources and stuff, so they just go about settling gas giants for fuel and planets for minerals/metals.

As I said above, they could simply be watching. The idea that an advanced race can get to Earth but not have some form of "cloaking" device, to avoid radar detection and shit like that, is silly.

It's depressing, I want to know.
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>>607702425
So you're saying the universe is Pepe?
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>>607703032
That's only because you can't read your own mind.
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>>607702285
But thats silly. They could just announce they had been working on a Warp Drive secretly for the past 20 years, instead of building up some big farce over it.

I mean shit, if the USA had WARP DRIVES do you really think we wouldn't be rubbing that in everyone's faces telling them to suck on our mighty freedoms?
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Spiderman thread? Spiderman thread!
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>>607698410
no penis or vagina because of prude creator.
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>>607703264
Seriously, go read what you've written throughout the thread, and read it with your normal eyes, not the crazy ones.
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>>607702925
Because we're around a, what, third, fourth generation star? It generated lots of the kind of heavy metals and stuff that's been useful for life as we know it here. Add to that the fact that it took over four billion years for us to evolve here.

There are a number of factors but, again, it's all guesswork based on the one time we know it happened.
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>>607702925
You don't seem to understand what distances we're talking about here. We barely have any clue what's out there. That's not really advanced in any way. We didn't knew that Jupiter and Saturn had that many moons until a probe got there and took some pictures. It took us 9 fucking years to get to Pluto. We are primitive in terms of space exploration.
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>>607698410
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>>607703220
Why aliens can't be fucking sexy, like in movies or animations...
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>>607703502
stfu faggot.. dont talk shit
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>>607703502
>>607703545
But thats the problem! According to the guys who know these numbers better than you or I do. We should still have seen Something. That's the deal with Fermi's Paradox

>>607703545
also what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>607703462
I've just tapping my fingers on the keyboard in order to alleviate myself from the boredom of being alive. You honestly think I don't know what I'm typing? I was almost thinking about learning something today but due to your accusatory tones and harsh stance on aliens, I'll think otherwise.
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>>607703267
Conspiracy theorists, inventing massively convoluted explanations for simple phenomena since the dawn of time.
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>>607703545
We are like pilgrims with wagons compared to concord.
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>>607703453
no sense or joke because of stupid poster
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>>607702285
You are a fucking idiot
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>>607698410
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c44lB1nYjI[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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Maybe it's as simple as aliens observed someplace shitty like Africa, said fuck this place and earth has been galactically blacklisted
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Sad thing is, the humans would probably kill the other races and take the ressources because all the powerful men are materialistic and capitalistic.
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>>607699417
Its oyy xonro i think
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>>607703759

>According to the guys who know these numbers better than you or I do.

But that's the point I'm trying to make. Nobody knows the numbers at all, we only have what we know about life here.

We know distances involved and ages of stuff and the luminosities of stars in other galaxies, but until we see life that had its genesis on another world we have no idea of the variables involved.
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i have a friend who thinks that aliens are humans that came back in time given how they look very evolutionary to us in our current state. makes as much sense as anything else
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>>607703759
That paradox is flawed as we, as I said, are primitive. We trust some retarded numbers that have no real basis. Again, we didn't knew the exact volume of Jupiter before the probe got there. We are wrong in every way imaginable but act like our guesses have any meaning. There might be something out there close, but we're not advanced enough to see or reach it and maybe it goes both ways.
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>>607700531
You are also a fucking idiot
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>>607702859
Shut up meg
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>>607701392
Kek
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diyng allein is drying
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>>607698496
Wew lad
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>>607698410
ayy, lmao
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Intergalactic aryan brotherhood? Ayy lmao
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>>607703769
What a close-minded individual you are. You seem very adamant about your theory. Now tell me, was that a lullaby your mom read to you one night? Or did you shit it out your ass, and with your huge ego decided to praise it as fact and no other theory is acceptable?
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>>607704465
My mom thinks that too
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yknow, humans post so many pictures on the internet of aliens, I bet if Aliens are on the internet trying to study humans, they just totally assume we know they exist.

Some alien ship is gonna just land here and be like "sup", not realizing that we would be shocked as fuck and probably shoot the fuck out of them out of fear.
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>>607701684
This is wrong, one ex is that we can see supernovae in other galaxies.
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>>607705661
Prince charming, Prince charming, ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
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>>607706214
Also you can see the rest of the Milky Way in the night sky if the conditions are right.
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>>607704784
>15 year old family guy refs
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>>607705964
Right, X-files fucked me up.
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>>607705964
im pretty sure they would be smart enough to realize we dont know anything about them but just have an idea of their existence
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>>607706411
Indeed you can. That pixie dust scattered across the sky in a rough column? You're looking back toward the thick center of the milky way. That's how it was named.
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>>607706645
One of the only things I enjoy about living far from cities.
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>>607705964
I'll defend my alien niggas
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>>607699591
>in earth

yeah i bet aliens have an alien 4chins too with alien traps and alien furries, and post pics of humans "ayyy lmao"
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>>607706788
>One of the only things I enjoy about living far from cities.

No niggers and great view of the milky way. Feels good man.
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>>607707241
Are there funny alien banana maymays? xDDDD
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I for one believe in aliens. I remember one time I was out for a jog. The lights of the track went out, signs that they were closing the park.

I then layed down on the track and decided to stretch out my legs. I stared up the the sky, and far far far away I was something moving.

It couldn't have been a comet because it seemed to be controlled.
At first I thought it was possibly some new government toy up in the sky far far far away.

I'm telling you man, there's something out there.
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>>607707241
ayy...
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>>607702814
Humanoid shape is logical

>Head needs to be up high to see predators and prey
>torso for organs
>anything that is not subterranean would need a skelington of some sort
>2 legs are required to move efficiently
> 2 arms with hands are needed for the manipulation of complex tools(it does not matter how smart you are, you can't build a spaceship with flippers)
>any more than 4 or 6 limbs would use too much brain power and not leave enough for complex problem solving
>head must be on a neck so that it can swivel and shit
>large invertebrates can't thrive above ground
When you factor in all of these variables, a humanoid/semi-humanoid shape just makes sense
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>>607705661
nice try brotha but youll never get me to take this board or yourself seriously. egomaniac
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>>607707560
...lmao
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>>607707438

Yeah. Planes.
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>>607702954
>Also, physics doesn't say that nothing can go faster than light.
Okay, then, so what can melt steel beams?
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>>607707675
yeah it makes sense on earth, but that does not mean aliens live in similar environments, therefore it cant be true without proof
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>>607702285
the Alcubierre drive doesn't make yo go faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. It warps space time around you so it moves with you, giving you a functional speed of faster than light, but not giving you the infinite mass if you did so conventionally. Like a boat that can go 30mph. put that boat on a tidal wave and all of a sudden its going over 30.
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>>607707675
Human are the only specie of the family hominidae with that body and brain, in a planet of a shitload of other mammals and other species, you are a retard
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>>607702925
A) the universe is really really really fucking big and if radio waves have trouble traveling more than a few thousand miles, you can bet they will have trouble traveling several thousand if not million or even billion light years.

B) our star may be young, but the only reason the heavy metals that make up the world around us exist is because several generations of suns had to first form, grow old, and die. It took billions of years for all the shit you see on the periodic table to come about in abundance.
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>>607703119
You do realize that the majority of European explorers killed and enslaved any natives they came across, right?
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>>607707675
Implying an 'intelligent' alien with the design of a xenomorph wouldn't be a hell of a survival machine. Not that I'm saying these things actually exist or anything, but its not exactly what I'd call humanoid.
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>>607709321
They did so for resources.

Aliens won't need resources because with the energy it would take to get to us, they could synthesize all elements.
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>>607709498
I agree, there must be aliens out there but not human-like
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>>607698410
ayy lmao
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>>607710089
humans are alien to their own planet, designed for destruction.
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>>607698410
00y xonro
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>>607708506
>>607708363
Has any other known species managed to build skyscrapers microchips and rockets? I was referring to the requirements for highly intelligent life capable of constructing complex machinery, not fucking space cows.
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>>607709321

That guy had a good reply. What do you say?
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>>607709498
For aliums to come in contact with us, it is not enough to just be intelligent or capable of surviving, they need to be able to make use of complex technology
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>>607709597
>Implying labor is not a valuable resource
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>>607698410
2ayy4lmao
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>>607712061
I know, I just felt like pointing out that throughout history most " explorers" have been genocidal maniacs
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>>607712126
>Aliums

Disregarding your spelling, I believe I never mentioned their capability of making contact with us. But lets just say that that's the point I'm trying to make here. Give the Xeno a pair of opposable thumbs or something and it'll be good to go...

Also, the 'complex technology' you're referring to is based on us, built by us. Who says aliens cant design and create their own 'complex technology' that accomodates their physique?
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>>607711401
those are not the requirements for intelligence you fucking retard, what makes you think they need organs, what if their bodies consume energy in a different way like photosynthesis or some shit, look at monkeys..they have a similar body but they're dumb as fuck

>any more than 4 or 6 limbs would use too much brain power and not leave enough for complex problem solving

what? what if their brains are bigger and more capable of complex thinking than ours?
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>>607713044
Have you ever seen a dolphin or an octopus build a computer or a telescope?
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>>607698718

Dat I just refinanced my mortgage gif
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>>607699893
how is that displayng the observable universe if what we can see is beyond that observance?
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>>607713407
Everything needs organs, and it does not matter how smart a creature is if it has no way to apply said intelligence. You can't build a computer with flippers
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>>607713441

Jesus Christ man, think outside of the box for a fucking second. Also, I did propose the idea of giving a Xeno opposable thumbs, didn't I?

Friendly reminder: The Xenomorph serves as an example here.

As a matter of fact, given an intellect comparable to humans, I believe an octopus with finggers/thumbs would be quite able to build something, given enough time and resources.
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>>607698410
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>>607705151
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>>607714125
The xeno is humanoid you mong
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>>607713441
no but they are also retarded compared to humans, look at a person that lost his arms, he would definitely be capable of creating something complex if he had to, a human without limbs can still communicate and be intelligent
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>>607698410
Ayy lmao
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>>607698410
well hey there boys
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>>607714125
>octopus with hands
How do you propose this creature would be able to discover metallurgy and electricity if it lives underwater?
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>>607700165
You have literally zero understanding about how space works.
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>>607714619
>a person with no limbs building something without assistance of a prosthesis
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>>607712372
>Implying labor is not a valuable resource

labor to do what?

When you can meet the energy required to get here (e=mc2), this is meaningless.
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>>607714619
Dolphins and octopodes are just as smart as humans, they just can't do anything with that intelligence because they live in the water and don't have hands
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>>607715493
To make space iPhones for aliens of course
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>>607714380
I'd say the drone has sufficient amounts of resemblance, but the queen or rex doesn't...

Also, see >>607714619

Point still is, that on different planets, different rules may apply due to higher/lower gravity, stratosphere, chemicals, minerals, what not. Aliens could be living on those planets, whereas we could not. Those same aliens would have succesfully adapted to their respective habitats. Finally, different ways of 'being intelligent' may apply there. Take into consideration the fact that building skyscrapers wouldn't serve much purpose there.
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>>607712372

>thinking in 17th century terms

http://www.circlon.com/home/10-The-Joules-Of-The-Universe.html
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>>607715912
>To make space iPhones for aliens of course

If you are able to harness enough energy to get a few tons of starship to accelerate to a respectable percentage of the speed of light, it's safe to say you have very sophisticated nanotech.

>being able to contain and harness antimatter
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>>607712372
>implying human labor would be valuable to a highly advanced civilization
we're getting to a point where human labor is barely valuable in our civilization
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>>607715991
Where do you think your shirts and phones and computers and tvs and cars etc came from?
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>>607715163
Why would it need that? Please note that I'm not saying the octopus will be able of interstellar flight. However, the intelligent octopus with hands would most definetly find ways to enhance it's own existance, very much like we're doing day in, day out.
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>>607716434
Please remind me of how utterly useful your phone, tv and car is when it comes to the greater good of the development of the species. There's tons of ways to do a better job than whatever your current devices and vehicles are. Reason you have those, and that we as humankind develop those instead of more useful ways? Mostly because you pay for it, because some fat asshole with a fancy position wants to stay there.
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>>607716434
>Where do you think your shirts and phones and computers and tvs and cars etc came from?

from cheap labor. that labor will be nulled in the next 100 years, if not by strong nanotech, then by other means.

the reason your thinking is old school is because it is not capitalism but mercantilism--going abroad for resources that flow back home. We're simply not there anymore.

>thinking globalized corporations are "american"

>thinking alien exploitation of human slave labor will flow resources back to zarcon

Indeed, even under today's model, the exploited labor in, say, China is making iphones because it provides them a better life than what they had.
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>>607717376
>it provides them a better life than what they had

cont.

If aliens came here and raised the standard of living and we made alien space-widgets that went back to their planet, we would be happy to do so if they significantly raised our standard of living.

We'd be like Mexicans happily working for minimum wage because it's 6x more than what they make doing backbreaking labor back home.
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>>607714069
yeah let me kill your argument before you waste more of my time... you are talking as if everything you know is facts but in reality humans are only still learning and everything we know that hasnt been proven is considered a theory, you havent showed me proof that creatures can evolve without organs because theres no knowledge about it, you have no idea if other places in the galaxy have different environments, beings have to adapt to certain environments in order to survive so what if in a far far place away from
us there are creatures that evolved to move objects without any use of their body parts, just with their mind? have you ever seen star wars bruh? what if other creatures out there are capable of controlling gravity, kinda like superheroes in movies
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>>607702578
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>>607703098
the samefag is unreal
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>>607699427
Our galaxy is 100,000 light years across, and there's 6 trillion miles in a single light year, not to mention that our galaxy is a blip on universes' radar, the Milky Way is insignificant on an astronomical scale, to assume that we are the only intelligent species in the entire universe is just plain ignorant, no offence.
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>>607715948
You misunderstand my original point. In order for an alien civ tho come into contact with earth, it must first be able to make simple tools, then complex tools, it must be able to make discoveries(if you live underwater, you have no way to discover basic tech like metallurgy and fire, which are necessary building blocks for making complex tools and eventually, spaceships) advance as a civ to the point where it is capable of space travel and then find us. It is easiest to do this if you are relatively humanoid.

Also, I have been using humanoid to describe a creature with 2 arms, 2 legs, a head, a torso, and hands, that walks upright(at least some of the time) and lives above ground. Xenos meet this.

Also, not to be nitpicky or anything, but technically xenomorph is a misnomer. All the word xenomorph means is any alien lifeform, in the movies the alien species is never given an actual name other than the alien.
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>>607698410
oaml yya
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>>607718209
I'd very much like to support this idea.

We use our hands and feed to move objects, but don't plants influence movement aswell, even though they're not moving themselves?

They make certain scents, bugs pick up on it and act the way they want. So in a way, they move things, without actually moving themselves. Keeping that in mind, there might be other ways to influence certain things. Hell, who knows. Creatures might exist that use magnetic fields to function and manipulate thhe world around them. Possibilities are virtually unlimited.
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>>607702066
They don't want to visit earth, because they have probably seen how destructive and idiotic our species is. Basically the /b/tards of the galaxy is earth.
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>>607717165
>Implying an alien race advanced enough to enslave humans would not also have a complicated social structure complete with a retail industry.
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>>607718990
By your description, dinosaurs might also be humanoid, so that's a flaw, but I understand your point.

Also, you mention that 'It is easiest to advance to the point where it'd be capable of space travel'. Easiest, could be. Otherwise impossible? Probably not. It could also be that there's a way easier way to get there, that we haven't thought of. I mean dude, for centuries we believed the earth was flat. Go figure.

Regarding the misnomer thing, you know what 'lifeform' I've been referring to.
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>>607707809
Planes can't fly that high dipshit.
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>>607717748
Have you ever seen what goes on in a Foxconn plant? They work 36hr shifts and have suicide nets around the buildings to keep workers from jumping off the roof.
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>>607707438
If it was a very dim star moving fast it was a satellite
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>>607700531
>literally infinite
Literally never been demonstrated and the math doesn't suggest this
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>>607718209
>the force
I am not going to explain basic physics and chemistry to you, but you are wrong.
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>>607719291
Exactly, and these idiots want to believe in creatures that look exactly like humans
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>>607719496
Possible, but what is also possible is that there's a race that has a way better focus than ours. Just look at how much time we are actually 'wasting' on pleasures, rather than advancing.

Now take a look at bee or wasp colonies. Those fuckers are functioning at way higher percentages of efficiency than humans. Especially wasps are terribly good at terrorizing shit, however both species lack intelligence to actually make complex plans.
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I think one of the most lonely thoughts is that aliens do exist and that life is so common that were not significant enough for them to visit.
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>>607720557
im wrong how? there is not right or wrong here buddy, you're just closed minded fuck, you think you know it all, like i said, humans are still learning and if you dont have proof to make me wrong then you cant do shit, faggot im done with you
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>>607720076
I never meant to say non humanoid space fairing aliums is impossible, just that it is very unlikely.

I know what you were referring to, the xenomorph thing is just something that bugs me and if I can get one other person to stop perpetuating the misnomer my job is done. Small victories.
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>>607700658
The Reaper will return!
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>>607721366
I have proof, I just don't want to type it all out for you. I have better things to do than explain rocket science to lab rats.
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>>607698410
ayy lmao
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>>607720117

Are they forced to work there? No, they could go back to the farm. They are dealing w/ the problem of modernity all the sudden. Don't confuse that.
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>>607713657
>financed
no
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>>607722610
In a way they are "forced" it's either work in the plant, or starve. Not everyone has the freedom to do as they please, there are still modern day slaves in much of the world(look up indentured servitude)
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>>607723274
>still modern day slaves in much of the world

in unfree markets, yes.

inefficient, unfree markets.
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