ITT: Summarize your life philosophy in less than 10 words.

no sense i dont care ill die

>cradle the balls

better e^x rather then Cos(x)

I just want happiness. Everyone's expectations shouldn't drag me down.

Fuck bitches, make money

It's easier to just exist than it is to kill myself.

might sound cliche and gay but:

fuck what people think

Life is pain.

>>607093235
i like feeling good

>>607093757
jesus christ, man.

>>607093235
Eat drink and be merry.

fuck bitches
get money
play vidya
waste about four words

Eat Fap Love

I just don't care about anything others perceive as important.

If it exists, then ask for BattleToads.

Find what you love and let it kill you.

Reflection of my own subconscious world

>>607093235
i rock

>>607093235
truck. guns. dip. what more do i need

Make your own happiness.

>>607093235
OP is a fag

Smoke weed everyday

Check out these dubs

>>607093235
Happiness today and pain tomorrow is less complicated than planning

Fuck her right in the pussy

Swollen ankles
Tender nipples
Egg sucking
Motorboat
Fuck

>>607093235
A wave, that hit, blew, and has been receding since.

>The good karma playthrough get stoned and get high

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.

Don't think about reasons.
Enjoy emotions.
Wait for death.

>>607093235
kill me pls

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Hail Eris!

>>607093235

What's the fucking point i'll be dead soon anyway

everyone´s shit, i dont care

Going down in history. In whatever way neccesary.

>>607093235
Wew lad

I don't have a life philosophy. I have a life.

Just who the hell do you think I am

The lines blur of good and evil, so brake them

Do whatever you want, whenever you want; fuck consequences

>>607094388
Amen

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>>607093235
Shrek is love Shrek is life.

>>607093235
limited time offer, grasp everything while you can

if you're cool, i'm cool.

Feed off the suffering of others, increase your happiness.

>>607093235
ALOHA SNACKBAR

>>607093235
Whoever keeps posting these shitty threads stop it now

>>607093235
Talk shit get hit

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>>607094131
Good life lessons

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ARE YOU READY KIDS

The universe is a tremendous waste of energy.

>>607094473
Yeah excet i can never bring myself to do it.

>>607093235
Play vidya and jerk off.

If life is easy you are going the wrong way.

>>607093846

I know.

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

>>607093757
are you me?

you'll be dead before you suffer the consequences of your irresponsibility

"whatever"

>>607093989
>>607094131
only two people who have got past their 15 year old edgy depressive state

Gambling on Keno despite knowing it's a poor man's game and you don't win much
Drinking any time I get any money to my name
Freelancing online to make shit tier pay while trying to compete with mudskins that do half-assed work
Live with mom
Spent years on WoW
1 1/2 years since i've touched a woman
Gained 30 lbs
No money to my name (from the first two)

I can't stop

My life is pretty much one of the least important lives on this board.

My life is hard. Make other peoples lives hard and feel superior when they don't know how to deal with it. Win at life.

>>607093235
If you want a job done, do it yourself.

>>607094872
that's 11 words you retard

>>607093235
I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

take drugs and rape sluts

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>>607093235
I live to collect rare Pepes

LSD MDMA and body mods

Shit happens when you party naked

>>607093235
Fuck it.

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>>607094883
I like his attitude.

>>607093235
nothing to come,
nothing to go,
nothing above,
nothing below.

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IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A MONKEY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A GORILLA!!!

Do what you must, come what may. Sapere aude.

>>607093235
Led Zeppelin

how can mirrors be real if eyes aren't real?

>>607095051
I second that

Live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Being suicidal really gives you a new life perspective

Never a joy

>>607094883
typical japs

>>607093235
hedionism and yes man

OP is fag
OP is life

>>607093235
don't give a shit.

Sell drugs.
Run guns.
Nail sluts.
And fuck the law.

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Check my dubs

A cat is fine too

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

>>607095210
I never understood this, can somebody please explain

>>607095457
>implying you do any of those things

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>>607093235
hedonism

>>607093235
Life sucks and then you die, never let Candlejack to-

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Meditation leads to the end of suffering.

>>607095667
No one understands mate

>>607093235

scratch ass, smell finger, wash: yes/no?

but can I put my dick in it

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>>607095667
get out from under that rock

Life is hard until you realize it isn't.

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>>607094258
Hail!

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>>607093235
You only have one life, enjoy it fucker.

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>>607095335
you da mate!

>>607095750
Don't hate us cuz u anus

>>607096001
So it is satire?

Also, if knowing about jaden is getting out from underneath the rock, I'd rather stay thanks

>>607094854

Probably not.

Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.

Time is a flat circle.

life is trippy as fuck. make your own journey

>>607093235
Take what you can, give nothing back

>>607095335
this.

>>607093235

Carve your name into rocks. It'll last longer.

You only have 1 chance at life. Don't waste it.

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>>607093235
school in the morning ./b/ at night. :)

42

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Life...my part in this play is a sad one.

>>607096207
As opposed to a non-flat circle?

Friendship is magic

There's nothing that cannot be solved with a razor :^)

This too shall pass

I'm better than everyone, and remind people of that everyday.

>>607096599
can it solve your cringe-worthy edginess?

Make a Point Faggot

>>607094054
To stop fucking your cousin

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>>607096730
The funny thing is that it can. For ever.

I don't need much, just enough.

>>607093235
I only need one: meh

Better to burn out then to fade away.

>>607093235
mexicican romanian tesco horsemeat burger taco

>>607096730
Yeah, it can.

Hope I die tonight

we're all distracting ourselves from the inevitable

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Bitches aint shit (but hoes and tricks)

Life is how it is, not how it was.

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>>607093235
Life is temporary. Make the most of it. No ragrets.

>>607093235
What else can I say? Everyone is gay.

As long as I got smokes.

>>607093235

love doesnt exist
let other love you
untill they find
out

Chaos can go either way. Which will humanity chose.

>>607093235
do what you will, minimise harm to others

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>>607094054
a condom so you can fuck your cousin?

only speak if it improves on silence

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>>607094718

Aye Aye Catpain!!

>>607093986
ilikethis. JPEG

>>607097482
>implying you need a condom to fuck your cousin, implying I fuck my cousin instead of my sister

>>607097504
autism

>Anon, why are you always so quiet?
>.....

Almost died 3 times. Only regretted what I never tried.

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>>607097001
That's a good one! I like it!

>>607093235
Don't be a cunt. Don't moan at work.

Nothing is that important, just have a good time.

>>607094813
holes for dicks*

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>>607094144
MOMENTO MORI MOTHERFUCKERS

>>607097249
What else could I write? I dont have a right

>>607093235
Better to always agree with wife than eat ramen.

>>607093235
Loneliness

Don't be a dick, works surprisingly well!

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>>607093757
TFW it's 11 words.
TFW I feel exactly the same way.

Fall in love and watch yourself slowly fade away

Confusion will be my epitaph

>>607098098
Kek

>>607093235
pH= pKa+log(A-/HA)

>>607097959
>hey guys i know a phrase in latin, i'm so intelligent
>can't even spell it correctly

>>607093235

Act like a dumb shit, and they'll treat you as an equal.

>>607098348
What's the phrase, and why can't you spell it correctly? Just look up the correct spelling

>>607093235
Life is a common halluciantion of the dellusional drug addicts

>>607097715
This thread just brought it to mind because it was in Kurt Cobain's suicide note.

>>607096913
people like you are why The South is regarded as a shit hole world wide... cmon man step up your game.

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>>607097959
Memento mori yourself fucker I'm 23!

>>607098394
That's my philosophy for 4Chan

life is unpredictable, I want to see where it goes

>>607093235
Fuck.

You can shove the other 9 up your asshole.

Abide.

>>607094883
I wonder how well will he succeed now that he is famous enough that I have not only seen him on this website but many places else. Hence my ten words would be: if you're doing fine, don't boast like this guy.
Captcha Annol

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>>607093235
muh freedoms

>>607098464
>doesn't know how quoting & greentext on 4chan works

>>607097959
Along with this, kill shit, fuck bitches, get money. Do what any and all of the great men who built this fucking world around us did, more then ten words but whatever

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Do anything that makes you happy... I mean anything

From EVERY little thing you experience or perceive you can learn something.

>>607094723
The universe has a net energy of zero.

>>607093235
hormones are magic

>>607098618
>Abide
beta as fuck

>>607098624

If I was employing that guy I would just find it amusing.

>>607098701

Even if you're a serial killer with pedophilia?

>>607098348
mEmento mori, my bad nigga, and its not about the latin, its about the meaning man. REMEMBER YOU WILL DIE. Thats should be the fucking fire in your heart to get shit done

Justice
Action
Courage
Kindness
Intelligence
Engagement
Cleverness
Honestly
Admiration
Nobility

live and die by those words

>>607098464
remember you will die

>>607093235
No need to rush things

Most other people are also people, be nice.

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>>607093235
Valar Morghulis

I'm trapped in the system. Existence is futile.

>>607098790
underrated philosophy

The cake is a lie

I aint give no fucks

>>607098132

To be honest I read half of OPs sentence and then assumed the rest was going to say "in less than 10 seconds".

I came I saw I conquered

>>607098972
What don't you understand about anything

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>>607098536
Git ur fake harry potter words outta here

every living creature on earth dies alone

>>607099332

The fact that it's clearly to the detriment of the people around you.

>>607093235
I refuse to participate.

>>607098536
Get shit done then nigga!

>>607093695
I prefer trig

The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma

>>607094887
Well at least it is easy. The thing about a successful life is that it was made hard. Working is hard. Training is hard. Everything gets easier with practice.

It's better not to swim against the waves but to swim along them

>fuck it dude
>let's go bowling

>>607093235
Life is horrible and you should panic in every second

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>>607093235

killing filthy kuffar!

>>607093235
Be nice
Be nice some more
Stop being nice

>>607099597
Praise the sun!!!

They Hired Excellent Goonies And Magical Enigmas.

>read the initials

Serenity is found in the simplest things

Carpe diem and etre fort

Kill people, burn shit, fuck school

>>607099363
uneducated twat

>>607094925
Good one.

>>607093235
live like someone left yer cage open

>>607099734

It's like 2010 all over again.

Logical things doesn't make sense, and noone cares about it.

fuck, fuck, fuck, great, i think im all set

>>607099874
You must be a woman.

its all bullshit, its bad for ya, praise Pesci.

>>607099734
lost

>>607099797
oh shit nigger wat r u doin

Dont worry about others and do work.

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>>607100000

Checked.

>>607093235
To play with the logic I got from other magics.

>>607100000
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHECKED NIGGA

>>607100000

Quints makes rights?

TITS

>>607100000
And you must be a wizard

Я рождён чтобы умереть

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>>607100000
mother of god. that get

improve yourself daily and stay in the present moment

>>607093235
fuck bitches, get money

>>607100000

Checking these quints and adding my philosophy.

Life is what you make of it. Literally, and metaphorically.

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>>607093235

There is never enough drugs

Things will work out somehow

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>>607100000
>>607100100

Derail in 3... 2.... 1....

>>607098878
Maybe. I hope so fir the sake of this guy, because it is a quote he made when he was young. Hell I don't even remember what quote I came up with back then.
Captcha ypity

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>>607100000
Nice

>>607099032
Extremely underrated post

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Lower your expectation so you're never disappointed.


it's worked so far, I guess

dying slowly having fun

>>607100384

kk, check mine, they never show though

ball is life
fuck her right in the pussy

>>607098878
If you are a McDonalds manager, that would be hilarious!

>>607100369
... once you've tried them

>>607093235

Balance is important, but Chaos reigns.

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Enjoy yourself, don't get attached, it will all burn soon.

>>607100600

Close. I oversee 3 Sainsbury's stores in central London.

>>607100543
aww anon.

>>607100543

She'll come along soon, anon.

>>607093235
I don't love you, but can we still be friends?

>>607099032
Greatest post ever

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Kick reason to the curb, do the impossible.

>>607099032
they're not the seven dwarfs

>>607093235
Nothing else matters except for yourself.

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I really want a tank

I'm better than everyone else

>>607099032

>Honestly

>>607093235
make five people happy for every one you make miserable

/b/ was never good you summerfag

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Try to love everyone,try to be kind to everyone
don't hold your grudge, spread happiness.

>>607093235
One more word and I'll dry-fist you

Do unto others
Deism
Science
Mathematics
Music
Happiness
Sex
Love

That about sums it up

>>607093757
You have just summarized my life in 11 words, anon. I hope you can gather the courage someday, before the scales tip to the unbearable side.

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>>607100611
>>607100369
If it's enough to die from an od, it's enough.

>>607100028
He was my hero

>>607101161
that is fucking stupid

>>607094813
my nigga

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>>607101129
>live honestly, die honestly
>piece

>>607100801
I-I'm fine dear
>>607100863
I hope he does too.

>>607093757
Truth.

Be born just in time to browse DANK MEMES

>>607099734
>>607099734

You:
please go fuck yourself

>>607094131
I live by that.

If you're not remembered in 100+ years, did you really live at all?

>>607093235

>Killing people is the onlything when you feel like god.

>>607093235
Whiskey is natures duck tape

consciously create identity like a patchwork quilt

>>607101883
>duck tape

Be excellent to each other.

Life's too short not to get your butt hole tickled

one day the sun will consume the earth. so chill

>>607098536
Since people die before 23 I remember that I'm going to die. I just have to step out of my comfort-zone.

>>607093235
Brace your butthole, life is going in dry.

I travel the world searching for myself, drugs, and sluts.

Basic dishes be like "Why you gotta be so roux? Don't you know I'm saucy too?"

>>607093235
Fuck your positions, fuck your traditions, fuck your religions
-OFWGKTA

I love kebab

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>>607094388
Nice dubs

>>607102073
It's a brand of duct tape.

>>607099032
And where is Humbleness and Modesty?

>>607102846
Fuck 'em, I'm awesome.

Do it, regret it, try again, love it, repeat.

>>607102846
Those are the formula of failure.

>>607102901
That's a heroin addiction, not a philosophy.

Do not decide until you have to or want to.

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>>607102846

>>607095325
He's chinese m8